Li Mu's wine woke up in the middle of the night, Wang Ou was tired, and he slept on his arm. Li Mu was lying on the couch, not daring to move, staring at the beam of the house in a daze, he couldn't believe that he really brought a hat to Li Shimin-

In fact, it is not very accurate to say this, because Wang Ou has nothing to do with Li Shimin, it is just Li Shimin's unrequited love, but in essence, the sin is the same, if Li Shimin knows, he will definitely die, an angry man will not care about any credit or not, and when he comes to his senses, he is already dead, and it is too late to say anything.

Li Mu looked sideways at the sleeping Wang Ou, and said secretly in his heart, this romantic debt, the more you owe, the more you owe. But when it comes to this, can you blame yourself? How can a woman who is incomparably beautiful, as beautiful as a flower, so intelligent that she is pitiful, and who doesn't ask for anything from you, doesn't expect anything from you, and loves you so simply, how can people not love you?

What a goddamn charm!

Li Mu sighed, seeing the white belly of the fish rising in the sky, he also planned to squint for a while, only to close his eyes, he heard a 'hissing' sound, since he ate Dayan Dan, his ears and eyes are much smarter, and they are becoming more and more intelligent, he can hear a little whisper.

Li Mu opened his eyes and saw a small dark green snake swimming down from the beam of the house, as if it was running towards him. If it were someone else, he would definitely be scared at this time, but Li Mu is different, he is not afraid of snakes. There are snakes in the back mountain of the orphanage, he often plays in the back mountain, and has practiced the ability to catch snakes with one hand, and no one teaches him, so he thinks about it himself, and he can catch it with his hand.

I haven't heard of a poisonous snake in Chang'an City, although I don't know why this snake doesn't hibernate, but Li Mu doesn't care, it's just a grass snake, how can you bite it, just don't let it get close to Wang Ou.

How did he know that this little snake was not a grass snake at all, it was a xenomorph cultivated by the snake spirit. It is poisonous, and the poison is violent, the venom of ten cobras is concentrated together, maybe half of it, as long as it bites someone, not only will it kill instantly, but it will also quickly rot and turn into pus, and the death will be miserable.

Li Mu gently pulled out his arm, squatted in front of Wang Ou's feet, stretched out two fingers, and waited for the little snake to come. The little snake didn't seem to expect Li Mu to dare to confront it head-on, so he was stunned for a moment, tilted his triangular head, and spit out the letter.

Said that it was too late and that was fast, I saw a swish, a green light flashed, and the little snake shot over like a bullet, which is also said to be too late and that was fast, Li Mu's two fingers reflexively bounced out, when the picture was frozen, Li Mu's fingers had been stuck in a finger below the triangle head of the little snake, as the saying goes, hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, this is actually not accurate, because some snakes do not have seven inches, and hitting a snake and hitting seven inches refers to the heart position of the snake. As long as it is struck, the snake will surely die. There is also a saying that the snake is beaten three inches, which means that the neck vertebrae of the snake, which is the most vulnerable part of the snake's spine, hits the channel that communicates the nerve center and other parts of the body and is destroyed, the snake can not move, but it will not die immediately.

Li Mu's method is to hit three inches. He pinched the three inches of the little snake with two fingers, and the little snake immediately couldn't move, and he twisted it slightly, and the little snake seemed to be broken, and it drooped down in half.

But it's not dead yet, the little eyes on the triangular head are still moving, Li Mu is holding its tail, staring at it with big eyes, and the corners of his mouth hook a smile: "Look at a fart?" Voyeur, are you? Haven't seen two people sleeping? ”

The little snake spit out the letter, his eyes were blood-red, as if he wanted to swallow Li Mu, but it couldn't move, otherwise with only a drop of venom, Li Mu would die.

"You're excited, your eyes are still red, and I didn't steal your daughter-in-law!"

The little snake was even more excited, hissing non-stop, Li Mu became angry, and snorted: "What kind of teeth are you baring with me, what are you talking about?" Looks like you're having two little teeth? I'll break it for you! ”

Saying that, Li Mu got up and came to Wang Ou's dressing mirror, there are naturally no pliers here, but Wang Ou has a lot of hairpins, hairpins are gold, silver and jade, Li Mu took one casually, pressed the little snake on the table, and when it spit out the letter, he nailed its tongue with the tip of the hairpin so that it could not retract it, and then took another hairpin, pinned it to the snake's teeth, rattle, and broke off a tooth.

The little snake screamed miserably, hissing even louder, and Li Mu was furious: "My wife is sleeping, you give me a little quiet, believe it or not, I will stab you to death!" ”

The little snake glared at him angrily, Li Mu sneered, and said, "You are quite backbone, okay, Lao Tzu will fulfill you," Before the words fell, there was a rattle, and the other tooth was broken.

The little snake fainted in pain.

Li Mu used two hairpins, one into the back of the snake's head and neck vertebrae, and the other into the snake's tail, and nailed the little snake to the table. He didn't care about this little thing at all, but when he looked down at the hairpin with the tooth extraction, he was startled, the hairpin in his hand was silver, and he broke two snake teeth, which had been corroded. It shows that this snake is poisonous, Li Mu was afraid for a while, fortunately, Lao Tzu's magic skill of catching snakes has been practiced to the extreme, and he will kill with one blow, otherwise he has just been bitten by it, wouldn't it be dead?

"I can't keep you, little thing!" Li Mu angrily poked and poked with the hairpin, poked seventeen or eighteen holes in the little snake's body, and the little snake screamed, and finally woke Wang Ou up.

When Wang Ou heard that the voice was wrong, he wanted to get up, and as soon as he moved, his brows furrowed, gently covered his lower abdomen, and called: "Husband, what are you doing?" ”

"I caught a snake!"

Wang Ou sighed in his heart, and he couldn't care about the pain, so he got up and said, "What snake?" Are you okay? ”

Li Mu poked a few more holes, threw aside the corroded hairpin, came over to support Wang Ou, and said, "What can I do?" Let me tell you, I have a nickname, called the Mixed Yuan Thunderbolt, nothing else, catching snakes is the best, the little snake from the beam of the house wants to bite us, so can I get used to it? I grabbed it all at once, twisted my spine, and inserted dozens of holes with a hairpin! Now that she is dead and can't die anymore, look at this hairpin corroded, she is poisonous! I'm still not poisonous, but fortunately, we both have a big life, if I fall asleep too, we will be bitten by it, won't we die? ”

Wang Ou's face turned pale and said, "You, you killed him?" ”

"Huh?" Li Mu was a little confused: "Don't kill it, keep it?" It's poisonous! ”

Wang Ou opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it, he looked at the little snake that couldn't die anymore, his eyes were a little complicated, he sighed, and said, "It's just that I pity my hairpin, it has become like this, and it can't be used." ”