Chapter 13 Do You Say You Should You Smoke?

"General, be prepared to support the general to be the assassin of the history, to be the Taishou, vote for the general, but general, do you have an edict from His Majesty appointing the assassin history? Is there an edict appointing Taishou? Cover the eight characters of the jade seal of the country 'ordered by the sky, both longevity and Yongchang', if there is no one, the self-appointed official position is still rebellious. ”

Liu Bei took refuge in Cheng Yuanzhi, hoping to influence Cheng Yuanzhi, and don't go further and further on the crooked road, otherwise all ambitions are flowers in the mirror and moons in the water.

When Cheng Yuanzhi heard it, what Liu Bei said made sense, and he raised the horsewhip and pumped:

Hiss!

The whip was whipped on the meat, and there was a puff of smoke in pain, and there was a smell of roasted meat.

It's so domineering, and if it's right, you have to fight, this is a lot of mouths.

After Cheng Yuanzhi whipped Liu Bei, his mood eased up, and he scolded:

"It's just you! Skin, right? Pumping can't kill you. Listen up, the edict or something, in addition to squatting in the thatched pit, it's a fart at other times, and, if you don't read and write, is there an edict, and it has something to do with me. Anyway, this assassination history and Taishou are decided. ”

"If something is wrong, who dares to do it? Hum! Also, don't call a certain general, to call the lord, or the king, a certain identity is different now, it is the noble Cheng Thorn History, Cheng is too guarded. This official is not bad, but he is a bit of an official addict, cool! ”

Cheng Yuanzhi is full of arrogance, but in fact, he is delicate in his heart, just reckless, not stupid.

The edict must be done, otherwise it will occupy Guangyang County, Youzhou, not to mention that the name is not correct and the words are not good, even if the people in the city will not recognize Cheng Yuanzhi.

It's just that the assassin and the Taishou will be appointed first, and they will be made into a sure thing, and then they will slowly make up for it and establish their prestige.

The bigger the official, the more loyal and belonging his subordinates will be.

Cheng Yuanzhi's official display was so that Liu Bei's three brothers couldn't look at it directly, and they didn't dare to say more.

At this time, after completing the binding of the captives, Deng Mao patted his horse and came to Cheng Yuanzhi, gave a military salute with his hands and fists, and asked:

"General, all the prisoners of the Han army have been tied up, will my Yellow Turban army continue to wave its troops and take Zhuo County?"

Syllable!

After Deng Mao finished speaking, a horsewhip fell from the sky and whipped on Deng Mao's face, which had just been a little swollen.

In an instant, Deng Mao's face quickly swollen again.

Liu Bei and the others looked at Deng Mao, the unlucky ghost who took the initiative to come up and block the muzzle, they couldn't bear to look directly, and turned their heads to look sideways.

It's so wronged.

Cheng Yuanzhi proclaimed himself the assassin Shi and Taishou, and he didn't call him a general to his subordinates, but this Deng Mao didn't know that being whipped was purely unwarranted.

Cheng Yuanzhi was furious, and finally pretended to be forced, but Deng Mao came up and slapped his face, but he still saw the stitches, left no gaps, and slapped his face in an all-round way of 360 degrees.

You say, should you smoke it?

Deng Mao's face was hot and painful.

The general is still the same general, such a fiery temper, but Deng Mao seems to feel that something is wrong in his heart, Cheng Yuanzhi used to have a bad temper, but recently it seems that the number of times he has been whipped has increased, too much.

Uh, it hurts!

For the sake of Zhuojun, in order to become a prince and occupy a city, Deng Mao hardened his head and continued to ask:

"General, the Admiral should be damned. It's the last general who is too talkative, please give the general an order. The last general led the troops, bravely became the vanguard, and took Zhuo County for the general. ”

Deng Mao remembered that Cheng Yuanzhi said before that he was the most annoying to talk to others, asking this and that, Deng Mao was super self-blaming in his mind:

"This scar hasn't healed yet, why didn't you forget it?"

Syllable!

Syllable!

Syllable!

After three whips in a row, Cheng Yuanzhi stopped, looking at Deng Mao, who had turned into a pig's head, gloomy as water, his face was darker than a rag, and he roared angrily:

"Damn? Then why don't you die? Raising you is really a waste of the envoy's food, and the envoy sees that you are eating food, and your brain is full of water. ”

"Did this envoy say that he was going to attack Zhuojun? Did you say you were going to wave your troops forward? This envoy is the assassin of Youzhou and Taishou, can he call the general? ”

asked three times in a row, asked one question and whipped one, Cheng Yuanzhi was quite fair and never favoritic.

whipped Deng Mao, that was for Deng Mao's good.

You can't be a reckless man!

It must be known that now the hundreds of officials in the Han Dynasty, and even the literati in the opposition, how many people have lost their heads because of one or two wrong titles.

Cheng Yuanzhi just slapped Deng Mao, all of them were light. If it weren't for Deng Mao's meritorious service, Cheng Yuanzhi would have been merciful, Deng Mao's general sentence just now would have been enough to make Deng Mao die of old age in prison.

Deng Mao was whipped three times, his nerves were numb, and he couldn't feel a trace of pain, it felt like hanging a piece of eight-ripe beef on his face.

The sun was scorching, and blood ran down his face, like blood juice roasted by fire.

Cheng Yuanzhi's howl, torture from the soul, Deng Mao didn't dare to answer, his strength was not enough, no matter how he said it, he had to be pumped, it was better to say less.

Deng Mao stood still, stunned in place.

Syllable!

Cheng Yuanzhi looked at Deng Mao, who was stunned here, he couldn't even praise him, he was even more angry, he was angry, he whipped it again, and roared:

"What did this envoy ask you, are you dumb? Or don't you take this envoy in your eyes? His mother is also, really three seconds without fighting, on the wall to uncover the tiles. ”

This whip made Deng Mao's bottom defense collapse in his heart, and tears couldn't stop flowing down.

Deng Mao didn't ask, the baby was bitter, and the baby didn't dare to ask anything, and he didn't dare to say anything.

Raising his hands and covering his tearful eyes, Deng Mao "Wow! With a bang, he ran to the rear.

Cheng Yuanzhi couldn't help but shake his head, and said secretly:

"Alas, Deng Mao, this kid, still has to exercise, just a few words of scolding, he actually cried, like a girl, can't withstand setbacks, can't pick up the beam."

As soon as Deng Mao ran, Cheng Yuanzhi swept his eyes back to Liu Bei.

Liu Bei, who is grinning, is better to bully.

Even if the joke is big, don't be afraid. Liu Bei is a civilized person and can't do anything, if he is replaced by Guan Yu or Zhang Fei, it is estimated that he will have to use a knife and spear, and he is a child.

Liu Bei's heart froze, feeling Cheng Yuanzhi's cold gaze, and his heart was up and down, but he didn't want to continue to be cold, for fear that Cheng Yuanzhi's horsewhip would greet Liu Bei in the face.

Hit someone, not in the face.

Liu Bei relied on this face to eat with rice, he was born with a good face, his face was like a crown of jade, and he was rewarded by heaven to eat, and he had to cherish it.

Liu Bei wiped his face, took over the conversation with a hard head, and said with a smile:

"Make Jun Tianwei, follow Jun Ming, this time it's done. The three brothers who waited for the others were definitely weighed up, iron-hearted, and obeyed the arrangement of the envoy, and the envoy was absolutely unambiguous. ”

A wave of 666's sycophants blows!

Isn't it just a sedan chair, people carry people, this little trick, Liu Bei didn't study well at home, so he pondered these things, and it was perfect when he used it.

This sycophant has no horse smell at all, refreshing!

"Xuande, you are such a talent! This envoy didn't mistake you, you should be rewarded! ”