Chapter 347: Fooling Around

"Riding the wind, are you going to the court tomorrow?" Su Wanwan asked.

"Going, what's wrong?" Qi Chengfeng's eyes were a little puzzled, and when he saw that the light in Su Wanwan's eyes seemed to know something, his eyes were a little doting, "You, you just like to mess around." ”

"What am I messing around? I'm called smart. As she spoke, Su Wanwan winked at him, and then released a bird and let the bird fly out with a few grasses.

At night, for some reason, Shi Chengshun always felt very comfortable, and slept soundly all night.

When he woke up the next morning, he saw a magpie standing on a few branches of cold plums planted in his room, and when he saw this scene, he smiled, "This is a good sign, and this general will surely make his wish come true." ”

Saying that, Shi Chengshun put on his clothes and went to the court with the help of his subordinates, Qi Sheng sat on the dragon chair and suddenly listened to the debriefing of the people, and suddenly heard a loud "poof", the debriefing of the dynasty paused, and then continued to debrief with a calm face, suddenly smelled a stinky fart, and the stomach churned, and said: "Why is there a stink in this hall?" Which adult disrespects the emperor so much, and ate so much stinky farts last night. ”

“……”

Shi Chengshun's face under the mask was as black as carbon, and he didn't know why he suddenly farted! Moreover, he ate porridge and side dishes yesterday, why did he fart? It shouldn't be!

Thinking like this in my heart, I only heard a "poof" sound again, and everyone heard the sound, and saw that everyone was raising their heads, with a calm face, and it seemed that there was no fart.

Who the hell is farting! Qi Sheng sat high and smelled the stinking smell, so he said, "Who is it?" It stinks, so go and stand at the door. ”

Everyone looked at each other, all shook their heads, only Shi Chengshun stood like a pine, motionless, everyone didn't dare to be angry, and guessed that it was not him, and they all started talking.

However, I only heard another "poof", and Qi Chengfeng, who was standing, exaggerated: "General Nian, don't you think it stinks?" How does Hongu smell that the smell is wafting from you? Go and stand somewhere else, don't get stunted. ”

As soon as he said this, the courtiers standing before and after Shi Chengshun were not happy, and they all shook their heads, "We didn't release a stink!" How can you say that, Third Prince! ”

With that, the two of them immediately moved away a little, and went to stand in the other team, and the others also left, leaving only Shi Chengshun alone in that place.

Everyone is gone, if you fart again, won't it let others know? Shi Chengshun pondered in his heart, and suddenly noticed that there was a shareholder in his abdomen who wanted to sneak out of the body and immediately clamp his buttocks, but he still couldn't resist it, only to hear a "poof" sound again, and the stench was permeated.

"It turned out to be General Nian!" The crowd was amazed.

Shi Chengshun's face under the mask turned red, glared at Qi Chengfeng viciously, and arched his hand: "Your Majesty, the minister went to the deacon a few days ago, the distance was far away, the food was a little unclean, and his stomach was broken, and he asked the emperor to allow the minister to go back to the house to rest for a few days." ”

"Hmm." Qi Sheng nodded, he didn't want to go to the court, so he said, "Everyone, let's disperse." ”

"Yes." The crowd bowed.

Shi Chengshun looked at Qi Chengfeng and thought about it, he couldn't figure out why his body was in this situation.

Qi Chengfeng walked out and saw Shi Chengshun looking at him, so he said: "General Nian, you should go and see if you are sick, there are too many dirty things in your stomach, and there are many stinky farts, not only loud, but also very smelly." ”

Qi Chengfeng is mocking him! Shi Chengshun said respectfully: "What the third prince said is true. ”

Shi Chengshun saluted, and then watched Qi ride the wind away, and the look in his eyes became more and more ruthless.

Today's incident did not come at noon, Shi Chengshun's matter today spread all over the capital, many people laughed, and many Lang Zhong came to the door to treat Shi Chengshun on the grounds of distress, but Shi Chengshun was driven away.

When he returned to the house, Shi Chengshun tossed and turned, but he didn't find anything! As everyone knows, the little bird sent by Su Wanwan yesterday skillfully put the branches into the calming incense in the house and let it burn, otherwise Shi Chengshun would not have inhaled it so quickly, revealing the medicinal effect.

Shi Chengshun didn't find anything, so he could only give up, suspecting that he had put something on his body yesterday and inhaled some.

wanted to go out to find Zhu Yue and think about it again, but found that his ass was not under his control at all, and Shi Chengshun could only stay in the house and not go anywhere.

Qi Chengfeng and Su Wanwan were very happy, in broad daylight, the two went to the capital hand in hand, and went to their own restaurant to eat some things, Su Wanwan was very surprised to see that the Jufu Building was actually hung out of the rental sign, Su Wanwan smiled and stopped looking. Qi Delong, who was in the house of Jufu Building, saw the two of them and gritted his teeth in anger.

Su Wanwan entered the Wuwei Restaurant, and saw Huang Laowei and Beichuan Merry feasting, like that, who would see that one of them was the imperial doctor and the other was the prince of Yanguo! Su Wanwan raised her forehead, said hello and entered the box with Qi Chengfeng, and when she ordered, the subordinate complained: "The third princess, you don't know how excessive the two of them are, they come to eat all day long, pick expensive ones, and eat twelve large dishes every meal, but they can eat them all." ”

"It's okay, let them eat if they like it." Thinking of the two people she had just seen, Su Wanwan laughed, and both of their faces became rounder, Huang Lao Wei was not so skinny, but became a little greasy old man, and her senior brother, who was born very demonic, changed two chins, which was a little cute.

As soon as Su Wanwan and Qi Chengfeng sat down, the guy hurriedly ran back as soon as he went out, and heard a riot coming from below, "Who is your shopkeeper here!" Come out of here! If your food is broken, you have to compensate us for it! ”

Who is so bold as to demand compensation? Su Wanwan thought about it, walked out slowly, and saw the family with a pastry box in his hand throwing the food box on the desk, and the soup and other things in it were spilled, and the man roared: "I spent a hundred taels of silver to buy the food in your restaurant at a high price, you guys are good, what kind of thing did you send!" Not to mention the bad taste, there are a bunch of ants in it! You've gone too far! ”

Su Wanwan looked over and saw that the soup and other items in the food box were ordinary white porcelain, not the specific porcelain of their restaurant, so Su Wanwan said: "Don't be angry with this son, are you mistaken?" These plates and jars are not from our restaurant, and you are not buying and selling them in our restaurant, are you? ”

"Why isn't this your restaurant's thing!" The man shouted, pointed to a white dumpling and said, "That's the fish ball soup in your restaurant, only your restaurant has fish ball soup in the whole capital, can this thing not be from your restaurant?" ”

"This ......" thing is indeed from their restaurant, but the dishes are not!

What the hell is going on? If it goes on for a long time, it will definitely cause damage to the reputation of the restaurant!

Just as Su Wanwan was thinking about how to judge it, a bunch of catchers suddenly rushed outside, patted the desk and shouted: "There is a big case in your restaurant, where is the shopkeeper?" Please come out quickly! ”