Chapter 111 I'd rather be a peaceful dog than a troubled person

"A group of useless waste, the big insects in Benzhou have been dead for so long, and they haven't decided the winner yet, so they have to take action from Benzhou Mu, and if they drag it on, the big insects will stink, and they will eat a hair."

Cheng Yuanzhi picked up the hammer melon on the ground, pinned the hammer melon to his waist again, and cursed in his mouth.

It was Cheng Yuanzhi who sneaked out just now, seeing that Dian Wei and Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei were fighting non-stop, they were irritable, thinking about tiger meat and tiger soup, so they carried a pair of hammered melon seeds, ran to Dian Wei's back, and saw that the opportunity was a hammer!

With a hammer of melon, everything is solved.

Dian Wei lay on the ground, his breath was chaotic, and his hands exerted force, intending to stand up slowly first.

Cheng Yuanzhi saw that Dian Wei was still moving, thinking that Dian Wei would not admit defeat and still struggle, so he rushed over quickly, slammed and made up for it, and shouted angrily:

"Convincing or not? If you don't accept it, this tyrant will hammer you flat, cut it into meat patties, roast it with tiger meat, and feed it to the horses. ”

This hammer completely dispersed the breath that Dian Wei was drumming, and Dian Wei spat out a mouthful of old blood with a puff.

"Yes. The big worm will give it to you, and I'll just go. Although his skills are not as good as others, Dian Wei knows that he has tried his best, and there are too many generals on the other side, one after another, and they are all extremely difficult first-class generals, and their combat power is so strong.

If he doesn't accept it, maybe Zhang Fei stabs a spear, or Guan Yu slashes it, Dian Wei feels that he may really fold here and hang it up properly.

Hearing this, Cheng Yuanzhi put away the hammer melon, smiled, and said happily:

"Lao Dian, it's just a competition, winning or losing is a, what to go, should you not beat it, you have to be like a girl to lose your temper, right? Come on, sit down together, wait for the bonfire to be set up, the pot is boiling, and share the tiger meat and tiger bone soup, haha, after all, it is difficult to get fat alone. ”

The flesh and bones of a tiger are far less than the soldiers of the whole army, but it is more than enough to support Cheng Yuanzhi, Dian Wei, Liu Bei and others.

Dian Wei sat up as soon as he jumped, he didn't expect Cheng Yuanzhi to be so generous, he was actually willing to leave Dian Wei to share the tiger banquet together, Dian Wei was barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes, how could he not dare, so he hurriedly agreed:

"Hey! Thank you very much. I hadn't eaten meat in days, and my beak was about to fade out of the bird. ”

The double halberd in his hand was thrown into the grass, Dian Wei patted the sludge on his body, and walked towards Cheng Yuanzhi.

Dian Wei didn't care about the big fight just now, and took the initiative to help Zhang Fei and others, disemboweling the tiger, peeling off the tiger's skin, and removing the internal organs and dirty blood.

Half an hour later, the aroma of tiger meat is tempting, and the tiger bone soup is strong and refreshing.

In front of a bonfire, Cheng Yuanzhi, Zhang Ning, Liu Bei and others sat next to each other, each carrying a large piece of bone-in tiger meat, even if it was Dian Wei, he was also holding the roasted tiger meat in both hands.

The tiger meat was roasted to be half charred and half tender, the meat juice was crystal clear, there was no need to greet it, and when they smelled the aroma, everyone swallowed their saliva.

The wind and clouds are whirling, and you can feast.

Even ordinary soldiers and soldiers were given a bowl of tiger bone soup when they lined up.

Cheng Yuanzhi drank half a bowl of tiger bone soup, tore a large piece of tiger meat, and found that there were changes in his body. Tiger meat and tiger soup are in the stomach, and the strength is suddenly born, as if it has been tempered for ten years, and the effect is remarkable.

In fact, this change is because Cheng Yuanzhi's foundation is too poor, and he just belongs to the sequence of third-rate generals, and now he has drunk tiger bone soup, tiger aphrodisiac, and instantly improved his root bones and entered the strength of second-rate generals.

But these tiger meat and tiger bone soup do not have much effect on first-class generals such as Dian Wei and Zhang Fei, they can only be used to satisfy hunger, and at best they are pork of better quality.

Cheng Yuanzhi was overjoyed, he didn't expect to meet Dian Wei, with such an opportunity and opportunity, his strength has improved by leaps and bounds, it can be seen that Dian Wei is a lucky general.

Cheng Yuanzhi had the idea of recruiting Dian Wei, so he tempted Dian Wei and coaxed:

"Lao Dian, this tiger meat is fragrant? Is tiger bone soup sweet? Have you had enough to drink? Otherwise, Lao Dian, don't go, become a lieutenant under the command of the Benzhou Mu, Benzhou Mu sees that you are also alone, why not follow the Benzhou Mu and work hard for a career? ”

"Otherwise, the state pastor doesn't dare to say, but as long as the state pastor is here, then the food and drink are full, the wine and meat are enough, and the official position is also rising with the state pastor, to ensure that you are satisfied, how about it? Do you want to follow the state herdsmen? ”

When Dian Wei first heard it, he thought that Cheng Yuanzhi saw that Dian Wei had eaten too much and wanted to drive Dian Wei away, but it turned out that he handed over an olive branch to solicit.

Stuffed the large piece of tiger meat in his hand into his mouth, Dian Wei didn't chew it, and swallowed it directly, then wiped his mouth and replied:

"State pastor, do you have any wine? Good meat without alcohol, eating is really not enjoyable. ”

Cheng Yuanzhi smiled when he heard this, and gave Liu Bei a look, Liu Bei got up, untied the wine gourd on the back of the war horse, and threw it directly to Dian Wei.

Dian Wei took it with one hand, pulled out the lid of the wine, raised the wine gourd high, and drank it up to the sky, and the wine poured down like a waterfall.

After a pot of wine, Dian Wei burped, and suddenly knelt down towards Cheng Yuanzhi, shouting:

"Lord, I Dian Wei is a rough man, it is enough to have clothes to wear and food to eat. As long as the lord is full of wine and meat, then my life is the lord's, but it depends on the dispatch. ”

Eat people with a short mouth, and take people softly.

This Dian Wei is still on the top! Cheng Yuanzhi couldn't help but nod in his heart, and praised Dian Wei's loyalty.

Cheng Yuanzhi picked up the ripe tiger leg on the grill, threw it to Dian Wei so hot, and scolded with a smile:

"Phew! Lao Dian, if you say unlucky things, follow the Honshu pastor, no one can kill you. Listen up, one counts as one, and in this troubled world, you all live well for the herd of this state. Even if one day, forced by the situation, betrays the Honshu pastor, he can't easily lose his life. ”

"Man, it's better to live than anything else. Fame, wealth, prestige, and military exploits are all false. Work hard to fight and pursue, just to not let yourself waste your time and do nothing in your life. But indulging in these for a lifetime is also a kind of sadness. After all, others will only pay attention to whether you fly high or not, and no one will pity you for whether you are tired of flying. ”

The more Cheng Yuanzhi spoke, the more emotional, he took a big bite of tiger meat, took another sip of wine, turned his head and stopped looking at the rough old men like Dian Wei and Liu Bei, and looked at Zhang Ning, who had a graceful figure, looked at Zhang Ning greedily, and continued greedily:

"The most important thing in life is to be happy. It is enough to feel at ease, to be with the person you like, and to do things that do not violate your conscience. Come, drink wine and eat meat. ”

Yes, I'd rather be a peaceful dog than a troubled person.

This big man, who was fooled by Liu Hong, the son of heaven, and the eunuch Zhang Rang, is already in chaos, and I am afraid that there will not be too many stable days.