100, human body cutter

Li Yuanhua on the spot: "......" It turns out that you actually planned to do so? Grandpa thought it was ...... Alas! It seems that grandpa is too naΓ―ve, and Taoism is not enough!

Li Shimin: "......" Doesn't Lao Tzu have to be on guard day and night? No, it seems that a few people will be sent to guard the bedside in the future! Otherwise, you won't be able to sleep soundly!

Everyone: "......" must not mess with him in the future! It's so perverted! I didn't expect to have this hobby! It seems that it is not for nothing that King Qi was beaten into a humanoid form before!

Li Tai couldn't help but be surprised when he saw everyone's expressions being sluggish, "What's the matter?" Do you need to make a fuss? ”

But he still continued to add: "Also, Erchen still has a very magical immortal weapon, and there is a shortage of experimental subjects!" So I beg my grandfather to hand over Wu Shiyi and Wu Yuanshuang to Erchen to deal with! ”

In the hands of the master, you can play slowly! If you want to rub it round, you can rub it round, and if you want to knead it, you can knead it flat!

Li Yuan was also stunned when he saw Li Tai's swaying smile, "What are you thinking?" Could it be that he also has any thoughts about Lao Tzu...... Phew! How can it be! ”

Having said that, there is still an inexplicable uneasiness in the back!

It's better to hurry up and get done!

So Li Yuan said: "Then the samurai will be reduced to a commoner, and there is ......."

Li Tai hurriedly interrupted when he heard this, and said loudly: "Grandpa, don't! What more do you want for the grandson of the title! ”

Li Yuan was interrupted, although he was a little unhappy, but he didn't show it, but asked with a little doubt: "What are you coming for?" ”

That obviously means that you are already a prince, does it make sense to do so?

But Li Tai stared at Li Yuan with a foolish look, until he was a little embarrassed, and then slowly explained: "It's embarrassing for a commoner to be the father-in-law of his grandson!" ”

But before everyone could take a breath, Li Tai said in an astonishing voice: "And the title can also be passed on to the granddaughter-in-law......

"Nonsense!" Li Yuan blew his beard and glared: "How can the title be passed on to a woman!" Isn't this a mess? This matter will never be mentioned again! ”

Then without waiting for Li Tai to react, he shouted at the Zhongshu people's proposed purpose: "In response to the samurai of the state who assassinated Wang Tai, if he plotted rebellion, he should have been executed to correct the law of the country." However, God has the virtue of a good life, and he remembers that he has meritorious service to the country, so he is spared from death.

However, the state has national laws, and the family has family rules, although the capital crime can be avoided, but the living crime is unforgivable, so it will be demoted to a concubine, and the property in the house, the acres of land, and the family servants will all be disposed of by Wei Wangtai. ”

"Do you need to make such a fuss? Isn't it just a knighthood? Later, Wu Zetian even snatched the throne, didn't anyone say anything? Many royals are quite obedient! (Anyone who said anything is dead...... οΌ‰

And it was not uncommon for women to be involved in politics in the Tang Dynasty, and his cheap aunt, Princess Pingyang, had a women's army in the early days of the uprising! "Li Tai was still slandering Li Yuan.

Later, when he heard that he had actually given him all of the Samurai's property, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, "He is a businessman, and he should have a lot of money, so now it's okay, he can finally have some energy value!" ”

He hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you, grandpa!" Grandpa is so nice! ”

Li Yuan rolled his eyes when he heard this, but did not speak.

He was speechless for this grandson, as soon as there was a benefit, the little mouth seemed to be smeared with honey, and it was so sweet, a mouthful of a grandfather's!

Li Tai was not annoyed when he saw Li Yuan's arrogant appearance, but said with a sincere face: "Grandson still wants grandpa to see that immortal weapon!" It's amazing! Guaranteed to be grandpa you've never seen before! ”

Li Tai didn't mention it, Li Yuan almost forgot that there was such a thing as an immortal weapon.

Thinking of this, he was overjoyed, and he didn't know what the use of the immortal weapon was this time.

He coveted Li Tai's immortal weapon, if he hadn't been able to use it, he would have robbed it a long time ago!

Then he said with excitement: "Good grandson, take it out and show it to grandpa for a closer look!" ”

Li Tai didn't drag the apricots when he heard this, and hurriedly reached out and took out the human body cutter from the treasure bag.

But this time the prop was a bit heavy, and he used all his strength to get it out.

When he took it out, it hit the brick hard, making a "knock" sound, which startled everyone.

After a closer look, Li Tai found that this machine was similar to an operating table, but it was as sharp as a voice-activated chainsaw next to it.

At the same time, Li Yuan also stepped down from the throne and walked towards Li Tai, and at the same time couldn't help but ask curiously: "What is the name of this immortal artifact and what is its function?" ”

Li Tai just smiled faintly, and said, "Don't worry, you'll know in a while!" ”

After saying that, he ordered the guards to put the samurai Yan on the human body cutter, and then in the horrified eyes of everyone, he controlled the chainsaw to cut between his neck!

Soon, the head of the samurai was sawed off and split in half with the body!

"Alas! The opportunity to use it for free, that's gone! Li Tai sighed in his heart.

And at this time, everyone finally reacted and shouted,

"Ahh

"Didn't you say let him go?"

"It's so cruel, it's exactly the same as his father, they're all executioners!"

After the minister finished speaking, he was glared at viciously by Li Shimin, "This matter is not over!" ”

Li Yuan also asked angrily, "Didn't you say you wouldn't kill?" Why did it take less than a while to kill this killer? It also made the Taiji Hall so bloody! ”

He didn't expect Li Tai to be so ruthless, and he didn't depreciate his murderous eyes, as if he had killed countless people! Could it be that they were all pretended before? So the purpose of his pretense is ......

Thinking of this, Li Yuan subconsciously took a step back.

Li Tai saw that everyone had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained: "This king didn't kill anyone, how could this king kill people?"

Li Yuan asked with a serious face, "Then what's going on?" ”

Li Tai hurriedly replied: "This immortal weapon is called the Human Body Cutting Machine......

Speaking of this, Li Tai saw everyone retreating in horror, and said angrily: "I haven't finished speaking, what are you nervous about!" Hear me clearly! Its biggest function is that it can separate the human body without dying, and different parts can survive independently! ”

After speaking, he shouted: "Do you understand everything?" ”

It's useless! I shrank so scared!

Seeing that everyone was still half-convinced and didn't dare to come forward, Li Tai was also a little anxious, "Why are you so suspicious!" ”

He simply kicked the head of the warrior to the ground in the frightened eyes of everyone, and then kicked it hard, only to see the head spinning around on the ground!

Some of the ministers who had an old relationship with the samurai shouted:

"Stop!"

"Don't hurry up and stop!"

"Child, how dare you! Aren't you afraid of retribution? ”

Although they are not ashamed of what the samurai did, as the saying goes, people die like lights go out, how can they let a child play with the remains of his former friends like this.

But not long after they finished speaking, something happened that made their eyes split.