Chapter 1 A system that only shouts 666
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Zhuang Bifan stood in a group of disciples, looking at the chattering disciples on the stage with black lines on their faces, he really wanted to ask, you also crossed over, did you watch the voice of China and see poisoning?
"Hua Tianyu!"
An icy shout interrupted the chattering opening speech.
Hua Tianyu smiled nonchalantly: "Just kidding with everyone, enliven the tense atmosphere, today is the most important day of the year in our Zhantian Pavilion - the annual assessment!!"
The annual assessment is indeed the most important activity of the Zhantian Pavilion, the top ten disciples can get the appreciation of the sect elders, obtain exercises, martial arts, and pills, and the bottom ten disciples are unlucky, and they need to contract the cleaning up of the entire sect for a year.
If you are ranked first, then congratulations, you have won the lottery, and the thatched house in the door for a year will be cleaned by you, so there is nothing wrong with this calling the strongest thatched toilet king competition!
On such a day, the hundreds of disciples of the Zhantian Pavilion were in high spirits one by one, striving to show their best side in front of the elders and pavilion masters, but among the energetic disciples, a strange person was mixed in—Zhuang Bifan!
Zhuang Bifan looked at the excited disciples around him, his heart was extremely empty, his face was full of sadness, the sky, the earth, what kind of boss did he provoke?
Others have worked hard for this sect test for a whole year, but they are different, today is the second day of their own here, okay?
It's not that Zhuang Bifan has only been in the sect for two days, but he has only traveled to this two days, and when it comes to why Zhuang Bifan has crossed here, it is simply a bitter tear.
Others crossing the other world are struck by lightning, killed by people, falling off the cliff, being chased and killed by the enemy, and he is embarrassed, the reason for crossing is pretending!
It was the first force he pretended to be in his life, but because he was too excited when he pretended to be forced, he suddenly suffered a cerebral hemorrhage, and then hung up, and when he was sober, he found that he was possessed by Zhan Tiange, a disciple who was also called Zhuang Bifan, and the cause of death of this disciple called Zhuang Bifan was even more tragic, and he fell into the pit and drowned!
But the only thing that made him feel relieved was that when he crossed over, he got a system, according to the routine in the novel, with the system, that is, a proper protagonist halo, who can go to the top of the continent, marry a goddess, and gain the admiration of countless people.
But then he found out that he was happy too early, this system is a big pit, what does the system in other people's novels provide, pills, artifacts, exercises, all kinds of natural treasures, and he is so powerful, he doesn't provide anything!
The more Zhuang Bifan thought about it, the more angry he became: "Grandma, what's the use of this system that I want you!"
System: "Actually, I'm still a little useful, after having me, you have to pretend to be forced, if you don't pretend to be forced for one day, your feet will be weak the next day, and your whole body will be weak! If you don't pretend to be forced for two days, then you will be quadriplegic! If you don't pretend to be forced for three days, it will be amazing, you will be full of nonsense, and you will burp directly on the fourth day!"
Zhuang Bifan felt that this TM was a sinkhole, and shouted with a black face: "You are forcing good people to be prostitutes, not to mention that Lao Tzu will not pretend to be forced!"
The system said: "That's okay, you can learn this thing by pretending to be forced, once you are born, you are familiar with it twice, and the most important thing is to pretend to be cool for a while, and you can always be cool if you pretend to be forced all the time!"
Zhuang Bifan: ......
"After all, in addition to threatening Lao Tzu, your broken system is useless?"
System: "That's okay, I can chat with you, when you are pursuing beautiful women, I can give you advice, give you reviews, and most importantly, I can call you 666 when you are pretending!"
Zhuang Bifan wanted to vomit blood: "You give me 666 hair?"
System: "That's not right, you see that when you pretend to be forced, no one cooperates and shouts 666, which seems so embarrassing and unfulfilling!"
Zhuang Bifan felt tired, and just wanted to say something, a little fat man next to him gently poked him twice, and whispered: "Brother Zhuang, how are you preparing for this test?"
Zhuang Bifan glanced at the little fat man beside him, according to the information he received, Zhuang Bifan's parents were dead and he had no relatives, and this little fat man was Zhuang Bifan's only friend in Zhantian Pavilion.
He fell into the toilet and was also discovered by this little fat man, without notifying anyone, but secretly fished out by Zhuang Bifan, otherwise Zhuang Bifan would have become the laughing stock of the entire sect.
"Huh!"
Zhuang Bifan smiled bitterly: "The penultimate number one is none other than me!"
Zhang Qiang: "Brother Zhuang, don't make trouble, you are still the first-to-last, I see that you have been practicing hard this year, and the top ten are hopeless, but the midstream is still no problem, I will finish the calf, I have been cleaning the toilet for a year, and this year's penultimate estimate has to be contracted by me again!"
Zhuang Bifan was sad, it was not himself who was desperately cultivating, but Zhuang Bifan before being possessed, okay, I just came to this day, and I don't even know what you are cultivating!
Hua Tianyu continued: "The rules are the same as in previous years, and the disciples I named below are listed, Lu Xiaoyi, Han Guangxu!"
"In!"
"In!"
Two voices sounded at the same time, and then two figures jumped up from the crowd and landed on the ring, the two of them didn't have any nonsense, they directly hugged their fists, which was regarded as a hello, and then they started to move.
Two light red rays of light rose up in the bodies of the two, and all kinds of mysterious moves came out from the two of them, fists and feet kept colliding, making a deafening collision sound, and the battle was exciting, even more exciting than the movies he had seen, but Zhuang Bifan in the audience was shocked!
The light that erupted from them, what was that?
And the power generated by the collision of punches and kicks, how can I feel that the power is so great that I can kill myself in one fell swoop?
The more I looked at it, the more I felt that my legs were a little weak, and I asked the little fat man on the side in horror: "Zhang Qiang, is everyone so strong?"
"Of course not!" Zhang Qiang shook his head.
When Zhuang Bifan heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and his legs regained some sense, fortunately, not everyone has this strength, it is estimated that the two of them should be the best masters in the sect, otherwise they will be killed as soon as they come to power,!
Zhang Qiang continued: "Lu Xiaoyi and Han Guangxu are the second strongest in our sect, and during the big competition last year, one was down to 11 and the other was 20!"
Oh my god!
Zhuang Bifan's legs were weak again, and he almost sat on the ground!
The bottom of the ranking has this combat power, so what is the horror of the top ranking?
Mom, I don't want to be here, I'm going home!
Zhang Qiang looked at Zhuang Bifan and said, "Brother Zhuang, why is your face not very good, haven't you recovered yet?"
Zhuang Bifan reluctantly said: "It's a little, Zhang Qiang, can you not participate in this big competition?"
Zhang Qiang: "Of course not, this is the most important activity of our sect, as long as you are not dead or disabled, you must participate!"
Must attend?!
Zhuang Bifan looked desperate, he had a decision in his heart, this big competition, the focus is on participation, what ranking has nothing to do with him, just go up and admit defeat.