Chapter 156: 520 Crazy Sprinkle Dog Food

Ren Yi saw Shan Xiongxin's playfulness, smiled slightly, and said, "Brother Shan, the great sage and good teacher are in poor health, you should go to protect the great sage and good teacher." ”

"Zijian is the general of Yigong, and it must be the responsibility of a great virtuous teacher. Could it be that the single brother will doubt the wisdom and martial arts of the great sage and good teacher? ”

Shan Xiongxin snorted coldly and walked away.

Shan Xiongxin is such an iron-headed baby who hits the south wall and doesn't look back. Thinking that back then, Wang Shichong was defeated, and Xu Maogong, who was a close friend, couldn't persuade Shan Xiongxin, who was bent on death.

Ren Yi shook his head, turned over his horse, and returned the same way.

"Brother Zijian," Lu Lingju said, "this single-pass Shan Xiongxin is really a nasty ghost with a small belly and chicken intestines. ”

Ren Yi scratched her little nose and said, "You talk a lot." We adults have a lot, and what are you angry with this ignorant and reckless man. ”

It was nearly a month again, and Ren Yi and the others returned to Yanmen.

As soon as I returned to the camp, someone came to report: "General, there is a messenger from the imperial court waiting for you, general, look ......"

Ren Yi said, "Is it a eunuch?" ”

The soldier said, "No. ”

Ren Yi said: "How long has he been waiting?" ”

Xiao Bing said: "It's been two days. ”

Ren Yi said: "Two days, not much, no hurry, isn't it almost noon now, are you hungry?" ”

Xiao Bing was confused by Ren Yi's question, and was a little puzzled, but replied honestly: "General, I'm hungry." After speaking, his stomach growled uncontrollably.

"It's right to be hungry," Ren Yi said: "I heard that a few war horses are dead of old age, it's simple, stew horse meat at noon and eat." ”

"But we are drinking wine and eating meat on the side, and we don't have the share of those two messengers, so that he will be hungry for noon, and watch us feast."

"Then wait for Ben to sleep, think of them, and then talk about it, I can't remember, it won't be a problem at night or tomorrow."

After listening to the order, the little soldier smiled wickedly and said, "General, I understand." ”

Soon, a cauldron was erected in the barracks, and the aroma of stewed horse meat spread far and wide.

Ren Yi and his henchmen sat in a row, led by Ren Yi, Lu Lingju, Dian Wei, Huang Zhong, Guo Jia, Ran Min, Wei Yan, Chen Dao, Zhang Liao, Gao Shun, Cao Xing, Hao Zhao, Xu Huang, Liu Gui, and Huang Xu sat down in turn.

Ren Yi's parents didn't like the excitement, so they had their own personal maid to deliver the first pot of freshly baked horse meat to the inner room.

More than 20 people from several cats and dogs sat together, as if the dragons had no leader, and the gricks were all leveled by Ren Yi.

Although everyone is convinced of Ren Yi's commanding ability, they are not close to each other, and there are still some thorns in their hearts, although they do not dare to violate Ren Yi's general order, but to say how close they are to Ren Yi's descendants, it is to think too much.

The soldiers were close to each other or in small circles of besieged cities.

Because Ren Yi's political ability is quite good, he is relatively close to the people, and the people are also willing to get close to this great hero who defended Yanmen.

Therefore, there are often people who are more courageous in twos and threes, entering the camp tent and preparing to rub some horse meat to eat.

Ren Yi also did not refuse to come, but only searched the person who came, and limited the number of 100 people.

Noon. Ren Yi sat on the handsome desk and said, "Now, it's time to eat, to be honest, Ben Jiang is also hungry." ”

"But before the meal, Ben will sing a wonderful show for everyone."

"Come, please come to the middle of the schoolyard."

As soon as Ren Yi's words fell, two middle-aged scribes were pushed to the center of the school by the pawns

"Ren Yi, what kind of attitude do you have!" A middle-aged scribe couldn't hold his face and said, "I'm the envoy of the imperial court!" ”

Ren Yi didn't even look at it, and said, "Let's eat, remember, no matter how these two dogs bark, everyone can eat and drink well, and don't give them food." ”

"Whoever is overflowing with compassion will be beaten out of the camp with a stick!"

"Alright, let's eat!" Ren Yi waved his hand directly.

"Ren thief, you .....!" With the sound of Ren Yi opening the meal, the hysterical roars of the two were completely drowned out in the laughter and laughter of everyone.

"Brother Zijian," Lu Lingju took off a piece of fat and thin horse meat with chopsticks, gently handed it to Ren Yi's mouth, and said, "Today is May 20th, and people love you." And gave Ren Yi a gentle kiss.

"Oh!" The audience was directly boiled by the little couple's direct and rough show of affection.

"General, hug one, hug one!" There were constantly soldiers cheering down below.

Ren Yi directly hugged Lu Lingju's small waist and gently placed it on his arm, a very warm princess hug.

Ren Yi couldn't help but sing the love song of later generations aloud: "When the sun sends away the morning, you sleep well by your side, and when you wake up from a dream, you find your gaze." This is two people, entering the same door, two hearts warming each other, sweet responsibility. It is my blessing to love you, and to have your name engraved on my fingerprint. You leave a kiss in my palm and warm my soul. Loving you is my blessing, I want to be your last man, and when I get old, I will use my chest as a pillow, and count the wrinkles together until eternity. When the sun sends away the morning, you sleep well next to you, and when you wake up, you find your gaze. The sea of people is up and down, only serious to you, and the love is getting deeper and deeper day by day, until the diamond wedding ......"

"Together, together!" The crowd was very excited and coaxed.

Ren Yi's face was filled with an excited smile, while Lu Lingju's face was full of shame.

Ren Yi couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart: "Today is May 20, 184 (the first year of Zhongping), which can be referred to as 520, homophonic I love you." ”

"No matter whether the world is stormy or peaceful, I hope you can treat your pillow people well, and you will have three lives as a husband and wife in one day."

"It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, it just so happens that everyone is here today, and I and my lovely little Ling'er are officially married today. Heaven and earth can learn from this situation. ”

"Now, do you want to listen to Ben sing another song?"

"I think! Want! I'm going to! The audience was boiling.

Ren Yi cleared his throat, gently put down Lu Lingju, took her hand and sang affectionately: "The warm flowers of spring take away the sentimentality of winter, and the breeze blows the romantic breath." Every love song is suddenly full of meaning, and I suddenly see you at this moment. The warm fragrance of spring flowers takes away the hunger and cold of winter, and the breeze blows unexpected love. The song of the birds narrowed the distance between us, and I suddenly fell in love with you at this moment. Listen to me, walk hand in hand with me and create a happy life. Yesterday you were too late, tomorrow will be a pity, marry me today, okay. ”

"......., you're going to marry me today."

"General, General!" Everyone was already intoxicated by Ren Yi's heavenly voice.

To be honest, Ren Yi sang these two popular songs, which can be said to be a very vulgar subtraction in the late Han Dynasty.

However, this is the land of Yanmen, which is absolutely controlled by Ren Yi, and Ren Yi has the final say here.

What's more, there is no such thing as counting on how much the people in the border areas pay attention to etiquette and religion.

Don't give this kind of fool to dude

It's over, it's over, it's over when it's arranged.

Ren Yi's frankness has improved people's loyalty to a certain extent.

Lu Lingju buried his head deep in Ren Yi's broad chest with a happy face.

I am a woman who grew up in the border land and can only dance knives and guns, and she can marry a hidden dragon who is destined to take off in this life, and she is simply the happiest girl in the world.

In the face of Ren Yi, he played his cards completely out of common sense, starving himself as soon as he came up, and did not give him food; That's not all, the vulgar behavior of directly sprinkling 100 million tons of dog food made the eyes of the envoys from the court erupt with fire.

Originally, they were made hungry by Ren Yi, but now, they are full of anger by Ren Yi.

Play people, don't bring such play. Is it good that labor and management are the messengers of the Han Dynasty, and they don't have to be old to give some basic respect? What about the trust between people?

If it is said that the gaze can kill, I am afraid that Ren Yi, who was there first, has been wrenched into pieces by the angry envoy of the Han Dynasty.

Ren Yi had already regarded the envoy of the Han Dynasty as non-existent. After Ren Yi finished singing, he called a small servant and said, "You take those two people from the court, let them stay cool, and you have to worship heaven and earth for a while, don't let them disturb." ”

"Woohoo." The envoy from the court was about to open his mouth and spray, but he was gagged with a rag and dragged out.

After letting these two unstable factors get out of the way for a while, Ren Yi and Lu Lingju jointly invited their parents who had just finished eating in the house, and then they went through a very simple set of procedures to worship heaven and earth, and since then, Lu Lingju has been Ren Yi's wife.

After visiting the church and getting married, everyone was basically full of wine and food, and Ren Yi sent the people who ate melons to go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers.

As for the dishes and chopsticks, they have their own small house to take care of them.

After everyone left, the parents called the newcomer to the house: "Zijian, you are now also a general who holds the military power of one side, and your father and mother can't control the big things you want to do in the future." ”

"I only hope that you will treat Ling'er well in the future."

"Ling'er is well-behaved and sensible, and she is very good at pleasing us."

"Now that Ling'er's biological parents are gone, our second elder is Ling'er's parents."

"Ling'er, if this bad boy bullies you in the future, you can tell your father and mother, see if we don't clean him up well!"

Lu Lingju's face turned red, and her voice was like a fly, "Dad, mother, Brother Zijian is good to me......"

"Alright, go and rest," the mother ordered the eviction, "you are really ...... to do such a big thing so hastily."

Ren Yi smiled and gently closed the door.

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Today is May 20th, commonly known as 520, and it is the annual dog abuse season.

Although the author is also a single dog, the author is willful and wants to abuse the dog.

I started to be ruthless and wrote cool articles, and I was afraid of myself.

In the end, the brazen author Jun promoted his book friend group number: 1019043696

There is absolutely nothing wrong with advertising your own book, and you are welcome to step on the fairy-like little sister or handsome little brother or god.

No kidding, 520, I'll skin it if I'm single.

The lovely Yi Xiansen, the creator of happiness, and the pioneer of the Three Kingdoms combination of fantasy, martial arts and urban literary style, is worthy of everyone's reward and investment.