Chapter 93: Cave Fighting Landlord
"It's a little bit."
Yu Zhaohua scratched his head and said honestly.
However, since coming here, what hot pot snacks karaoke bar, WiFi surfing Internet celebrity store check-in, all have become yesterday's epiphany, Yu Zhaohua feels that staying in the cave now is no different from when he is usually bored outside.
When people are bored, they often give birth to a lot of wonderful ideas.
Yu Zhaohua's eyes lit up, and he snapped his fingers and said: "Anyway, it's better to be idle, it's better for the two of us to fight the landlord, bet on silver, okay?" β
"Fighting the landlord?"
Luo Jiuyuan frowned: I had never heard of this kind of play before, where did these whimsical ideas come out of this woman's mind?
"Mmmmmm," Yu Zhaohua nodded again and again: "Actually, it's almost the same as pushing pai gow, and it's much simpler than pushing pai gow." Do you want to play, I'll teach you okay? β
"Okay."
Luo Jiuyuan had no reason to refuse.
Yu Zhaohua said excitedly: "Okay, okay, then you wait for me." β
She ran to the cave and took some bamboo leaves back, poked A to K with a hairpin, and two big and small kings, and explained the rules to Luo Jiu while poking.
Luo Jiuyuan listened very carefully, and even asked questions if he didn't understand.
Yu Zhaohua explained it to him clearly, but he still couldn't help but think in his heart: NaΓ―ve ancient people, do you know how much money I looted a year by fighting landlords?
This will fall into my hands, if you are not careful, I guess even the priest's house will lose to me hahahahaha.
"So let's get started?"
Yu Zhaohua suppressed the smile on his face and began to fight with Luo Jiuyuan as a landlord.
Luo Jiuyuan played for the first time, and it was inevitable that he was a little rusty, but after playing the cards twice, he understood it very clearly, but he was not in a hurry to fight Yu Zhaohua.
After more than a dozen, Yu Zhaohua had already earned more than a hundred taels of silver from Luo Jiuyuan.
Yu Zhaohua shuffled the cards while reminding Luo Jiuyuan: "We said okay, now you don't have any silver, you are all using chips to pay off debts, and you will give me cash when the time comes, but you are not allowed to repay the debt." β
"At that time, I don't know who asked who asked for the account, don't be too happy too early."
Luo Jiuyuan slowly took the card and smiled lightly.
Yu Zhaohua's competitive spirit was aroused, and he snorted: "Look at it, I will definitely kill you to the point where you are penniless, and in the end, even the priest's mansion will be buried to pay off the debt!" β
"Really? Then I'll just wait and see. β
Luo Jiuyuan said as he sorted it out.
"Just watch."
In this way, after more than a dozen rounds, Luo Jiuyuan failed miserably, and it was already more than three hundred taels of silver.
Yu Zhaohua couldn't stop laughing: "Hahaha, this is where you laugh at me!" β
Luo Jiuyuan smiled but said nothing, and continued to play the whole card.
"You're still playing?" Yu Zhaohua looked at the thick chips beside him: "It's too difficult to play with you, I always win." It turns out that Luo Jiuyuan, who knows everything, also has a time when he is deflated, and next time I bet with you, I must fight the landlord with you. β
Luo Jiuyuan shook his head: "I'm not omnipotent. β
"Oh?"
"I'm a man, I can't have children."
"So you mean to say that you can do everything except have children? Then why did you lose me so many games? β
"I didn't play well."
Questioned by Yu Zhaohua, Luo Jiuyuan was not angry, but just explained lightly.
"Hey, it's pitiful," Yu Zhaohua said pitiful words, but there was a smile in his eyes: "If you admit that you are not good at poker, there is nothing to be ashamed of." You're not an immortal, how can you do anything, so don't put so much pressure on yourself, right? β
Luo Jiuyuan didn't speak, and put down a bamboo leaf on the stone slab: "It's your turn." β
"Then I'll kill you again without leaving a piece of armor."
"Waitβ" Luo Jiuyuan smiled and stopped Yu Zhaohua's hand.
"What's wrong?"
"The chips are too small, the game is not enjoyable, a game of one hundred taels of silver, how about it?"
Yu Zhaohua couldn't help laughing: "Luo Jiuyuan, if you are really like this, then I have a reasonable suspicion that you are here to send me money-oops, I know that I am a person who is naturally beautiful and easy to like, but don't you make it so obvious." β
She deliberately covered her face and pretended to be shy, but in fact, she was already happy in her heart: it was not because she really thought Luo Jiuyuan was interesting to her, but because she was happy that she would be able to make a lot of money immediately.
Luo Jiuyuan smiled: "Then you will love you as a person, so I will send you silver in this way." β
Soon, Yu Zhaohua knew why Luo Jiuyuan wanted to increase his chips.
In the next few games, Luo Jiuyuan was like a divine help, basically playing four games to win three games, Yu Zhaohua was unlucky, and after a while, there was a big stack of chips in front of him.
"Don't you dare to be enlightened?" Yu Zhaohua looked at his pitiful chips and said, "If I continue to fight, maybe I will lose my capital." β
"Then don't fight?"
"No, no, no, we still have to fight." Yu Zhaohua hurriedly said.
She believes that with so many victories as the foundation, she will definitely be able to get the money back this time.
But it's a pity that Yu Zhaohua didn't.
Not only did he not, Yu Zhaohua didn't know how to knock the two heads unconscious, and he also lost to Luo Jiuyuan for 10,000 taels of silver.
Ten thousand taels of silver!
A few back and forth went into someone else's pocket!
Yu Zhaohua was speechless, looked at the bamboo leaf card in his hand, and suddenly thought: I don't know if this is self-inflicted, self-restraint, self-helping, and self-suffering.
"Are you alright?"
Luo Jiuyuan looked at Yu Zhaohua with his cheeks propped up, and his dark green pupils revealed a hint of ridicule: "How is it?" Are you still coming? β
"No, no, no," Yu Zhaohua palpitated, and couldn't wait to throw the bamboo leaf card outside: "Luo Jiuyuan, what you said is true, you are an immortal, except for the matter of having children, you will do anything, I am really afraid of you."
We are the frog at the bottom of the well, and we don't know Mount Tai with our eyes. β
"Don't say it so pitiful, 10,000 taels of silver will be free." Luo Jiuyuan didn't really want to make Yu Zhaohua's money, and when he saw her crying miserably, he knew that she must be distressed.
"No, no, no, forget it, I'm a person with a brand," Yu Zhaohua waved his hand and pretended to be generous: "I'll give you 10,000 taels." It's okay. β
Anyway, all the jewelry in her room is sent by Luo Jiuyuan, and when the time comes, you can choose the expensive ones and sell them, as well as the rare treasures in the warehouse, they are worth some silver if you take them out, right?
If the wool comes out of the sheep, she won't feel distressed.
But Luo Jiuyuan seemed to see through her plan, so he said:
"Then say okay, don't touch the things I gave you in Xiao Yaxuan, and give it to me with your own silver. If I find out that you have touched what I have given you, give me a million taels. β
"What? But you gave me all those things, and since you gave them to me, they are mine! β
"All in all, no."