Liu Min saw that Liu Er and 1.49 meters formed a united front, and surrounded themselves one left and one right, sneering at each other; The seven-year-old girl actually showed a look of disdain.

That's right, Liu Min's original identity was only seven years old; But now the body is attached to the soul of a later generation of 21st century medical doctors.

Although the consciousness of the original Liu Min still had some in his mind, he occupied very little of Bilena.

If the components are divided according to the proportion, it is unabashedly said: the thinking cells of the original Liu Min only account for 10% of the entire brain cells, while the later medical doctors account for 90%.

In the face of an alcoholic and an unreasonable woman, the later generations of medical doctors, who occupy 90% of the brain cells, naturally deal with it-for-tat.

Liu Min pushed Liu Er and 1.49 meters from the left and right; snatched back two taels of broken silver, carried it in his hand, and shone at the noon sun, and smiled; Methodically put it into the pocket of his underwear and blinked his eyes, staring at Liu Erhe and one meter forty-nine disdainfully: "Two taels of broken silver were given by Uncle Huo!" ”

After a pause, he turned his head around the Lang Pavilion and said solemnly: "Uncle Huo bought a few sheep in Changbo Mountain, and didn't give the money to the owner of the sheep, so that Minzi would return it to the family when he collected firewood!" ”

Stretched his neck and swallowed a mouthful of saliva and snorted coldly: "Why, you have to rob this money too!" ”

Liu Min is improvised, and his adaptability is more sophisticated than Liu Bei and Liu Xuande in history.

The twenty-first episode of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" describes the story of Liu Bei's witty disguise in front of Cao Cao, which can be described as popular.

After Cao Cao killed Lu Bu, he returned to Xuchang with Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, and Liu Bei knew that Cao Cao was the traitor of the world; In order to prevent being murdered by Cao Cao, he planted vegetables in the back garden below and watered them himself, thinking that it was a trick.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei said: "Brother doesn't pay attention to the big things in the world, but learns the things of villains, why not?" ”

Liu Bei said: "This is not known to the second brother. But they said no more.

One day, Guan and Zhang were not there, Xuande was watering vegetables in the back garden, Xu Chu and Zhang Liao led dozens of people into the garden and said: "The prime minister has a life, please make the king do it." ”

Xuande asked in surprise: "What's the matter?" Xu Chu said: "I don't know." Just teach me to please. ”

Xuande had to follow the two of them into the house to see the exercises. Cao Xiaoxiao said: "Do great things at home!" ”

Xuande's face is as earth-colored. Exercising Xuande's hand, until the back garden, said: "Xuande School is not easy!" ”

Xuande was relieved and replied: "There is nothing to entertain." Cao said: "I saw the green plums on the branches, and suddenly felt that when I was recruiting Zhang Xiu last year, there was a lack of water on the road, and the soldiers were thirsty; I devised a plan, and with a whip I said, 'There's Merlin ahead.' When the sergeant heard this, his mouth was full of spittle, and he was not thirsty. Seeing this plum today, you can't help but appreciate it. It is also worth cooking wine to be cooked, so I invite Jun Xiaoting for a while. ”

Xuande's mind is determined. With the small pavilion, a bottle has been set up: green plums are placed on a plate, and a bottle of boiled wine.

The two sat opposite each other and drank heartily. The wine is half-drunk, suddenly cloudy and indifferent, and the shower is coming. From the distance of the person to the sky outside the dragon hanging, and Xuande by the railing to watch it. Cao said: "Do you know the changes of the dragon?" Xuande said: "I don't know the details. ”

Cao said: "The dragon can be big and small, and it can be promoted and hidden; The big one is the clouds and the fog, and the small one is hidden and hidden; The rising is soaring between the universe, and the hidden is lurking in the waves. Fang is deep in this spring, the dragon changes when the time comes, and the Jews have the ambition to cross the seas. Dragons are things, comparable to the heroes of the world. Xuande has been in all directions for a long time, and he must know the heroes of the world. Please try to put it mildly. ”

Xuande said: "Prepare for the naked eye to know the hero? Cao said: "Hugh is too humble." ”

Xuande said: "Be prepared for grace and protection, and you will be in the court." The heroes of the world are unknown. ”

Cao said: "I don't know his face, but I also hear his name." Xuande said: "Huainan Yuan Shu, the soldiers are well prepared, can he be a hero?" Cao Xiao said: "The dry bones in the grave, I will capture them sooner or later!" ”

Xuande said: "Yuan Shao of Hebei, the third prince of the fourth world, and many old officials; Now the tiger is in the land of Jizhou, and there are many capable subordinates, who can be heroes?

Cao Xiao said: "Yuan Shao is very timid and scheming; Do big things and spare your life, see small profits and forget your life: non-heroes. Xuande said: "There is a person named Bajun, Weizhen Kyushu: Liu Jingsheng can be a hero? ”

Cao said: "Liu Biao is in name only, and he is not a hero. Xuande said: "There is a person with strong blood, and the leader of Jiangdong, Sun Bofu is a hero?" ”

Cao said: "Sun Ce is not a hero in the name of his father. Xuande said: "Yizhou Liu Jiyu, can he be a hero?" Cao said: "Although Liu Zhang is a clan, he is the dog ear of the household, how can he be a hero!" ”

Xuande said: "What are the generations such as Zhang Xiu, Zhang Lu, Han Sui and others? clapped and laughed and said: "Such a villain, why bother!" ”

Xuande said: "Outside of this, I don't know." Cao said: "The husband is a hero, with great ambitions, good plans, the opportunity to contain the universe, and the ambition to swallow heaven and earth." ”

Xuande said: "Who can deserve it? Cao pointed his finger at Xuande, and then pointed to himself, saying: "Today's hero, only make you and your ears!" ”

When Xuande heard this, he was taken aback, and the spoon in his hand fell to the ground unconsciously.

It was the time when the rain was approaching, and the thunder was loud. Xuan De calmly bowed his head and said: "The power of a shock is even here." ”

Cao laughed and said: "My husband is also afraid of thunder? Xuande said: "The saint will change with thunder and wind, and he is not afraid?" "I have heard the words and lightly covered them up.

without doubting Xuande. Later generations have a poem to praise and say: "Reluctantly from the tiger's den to temporarily approach, saying that the hero is shocked and killed." Skillfully use the thunder to cover up, and improvise and believe like a god. ”

One meter forty-nine heard Liu Min say that two taels of broken silver were given to her by the fire buffalo, and she went to pay back the money to buy sheep; How could he believe it, stared at her and said: "How can a thief woman be forced to lie after being missing for three days?" It's the prostitution money given by the buffalo! ”

"Smack!" A loud slap slapped on the crooked fleshy face of 1.49, and the force was so heavy.

One meter forty-nine was slapped by this slap and was dizzy, staring at Liu Min with big eyes and not knowing what to say.

Liu Er, who was sitting on the ground, was dumbfounded, how could he dare to believe that this was true? Liu Min actually slapped his own family!

After Liu Min slapped her for 1.491 meters, he grabbed her collar and said coldly: "What did you say?" Say that sentence again! ”

One meter forty-nine rolled his eyes and stared at Liu Min, his eyes were rolling in his sockets, where did he dare to speak? If you dare to speak again, I'm afraid it won't be as simple as a slap.

Liu Min's slap was level, almost knocking off the jaw bone of 1.49 meters.

One meter forty-nine never dreamed that Liu Min, who came home after three days of disappearance, completely changed!

No, it should be said that it changes before and after boiling tea.

Before boiling tea, one meter forty-nine used a rod scale to weigh the chopping wood that Liu Min brought back, but Liu Min was still submissive; And it was only after the fire buffalo came that the thief woman became like this.

"It's all the fire dog boy who gave Liu Min courage!" One meter forty-nine muttered bitterly in his heart: "The buffalo may play the dead woman this dog day!" took two taels of broken silver as compensation, and the dead woman covered it up tightly; It seems that the two of them must have one leg ......"

The words of 1.49 meters can only be said in his own heart, and if he dares to say it in front of Liu Min, I am afraid that it will be the end of the broken bamboo stick.

The law of the jungle really works in the Liu family, if it weren't for the medical doctor who was attached to the original body to be tough; One meter forty-nine doesn't know how to bully Liu Min to death!

Liu Min saw that he slapped off the prestige of 1.49 meters in the past few years, and said unrelentingly: "Uncle Huo is an upright man, and there is also Grandpa Huo; You are the righteous men of the cypress forest, and you are not allowed to insult ......."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a shout from outside the door: "Liu Er...... Liu Er......"