Chapter 784: The Show Begins

What Li Mu said was too nonsense, not only did the 'insider' in front of him not believe it, but the people on the spot didn't believe it, and even none of the people brought by Li Mu believed it. How can you believe it, if you believe this kind of thing, won't you live to the belly of a dog for decades?

The Heavenly Master concluded that Li Mu had lost his mind and gone crazy because of the locust plague, and the fear in his heart was much smaller, and his swaggering skills could be displayed. I saw this old man sneer, and said: "Hou Ye's eyes are red, which is a sign of the rise of false fire." What the poor Dao knows what the Hou Ye thinks in his heart is nothing more than this locust plague. Persuade the Hou Ye, if it is good for the people, instead of talking nonsense here, it is better to make plans early, and say everything here, and it is ...... to go to the poor."

"Stop!" Li Mu shouted, and the two brocade guards made a move and held down the Heavenly Master. Li Mu asked someone to drag him to the high platform, and now everyone can see it more clearly.

Li Mu looked around on the high platform and saw a little way. There is nothing greasy on this high platform, but around the high platform, especially behind it, is a rice shop, and the signboard of the rice shop is slightly tilted, which plays the role of 'gathering sound', so standing on this high platform, the voice of speech seems to be louder.

"I said that I was too platinum star in the lower realm, and everyone didn't believe me, right?" Li Mu laughed, but he was not annoyed, and said, "It's okay, it's really bizarre, it's normal for you not to believe it." But after today, Benhou will convince you all. Today, I'm here to prove that I'm too platinum! ”

The Heavenly Master also understood at this time, and today it fell into the hands of Li Mu. If he wants to live, it is useless to wag his tail and beg for mercy, and if he wants to live, there is only one way, and that is to continue this farce, and he has to win this one. After winning this game, this little marquis was disgraced, went back to Chang'an, gained fame and fortune, and his reputation was greatly enhanced, maybe he could make friends with powerful people in the future, and since then he has entered the hall and entered the room, and he has really become a Taoist heavenly master. If he loses, everything will be over, and this little marquis will never let himself go. He is the Hou Ye, and it is no more difficult to kill himself than to step on an ant.

A dog can jump off the wall in a hurry, let alone a person? The Heavenly Master also let go at this time, and said loudly: "Don't be deceived by him, big guy!" The poor Dao has not yet soared, and I have not seen the Tai Bai Xing with my own eyes, but the Taoist classics are like the sea, but I have also seen the portrait of the Golden Immortal. Jin Xian Nai was an old man with white hair and a kind expression, how could he be a hairy boy? ”

"Smack!"

Li Mu shook the Heavenly Master's big mouth back and scolded: "How dare you be disrespectful to Ben Hou, no, to Ben Immortal? I see that you are tired of living, you centipede essence, this immortal sees that you are also a little bit of Taoism, and you are about to soar in the near future, it is not easy to read your practice, I originally wanted to spare your life, but I didn't expect you to be shameless! Heaven has the virtue of a good life, and if this immortal doesn't do that murderous thing, he will abolish your Taoism today! ”

As soon as the words fell, he saw Li Mu take a step back, and just when everyone didn't know what he was going to do, he suddenly moved, only to see him flick his sleeves, and a flash of fire erupted with the movement of his palm, and in an instant, it was imprinted on the chest of the Heavenly Master, and in the surprise of everyone, the clothes on the chest of the Heavenly Master were burned out of a hole.

Nanshi can smell the needle!

Now it is the early Tang Dynasty, and people at this time have never seen the magic of later generations, and even the ancient color tricks have not yet been born. Such a magical and strange scene did not exist in their consciousness at all, and they could not find any reasonable explanation except for the immortal law.

The Heavenly Master was also stunned, where did this fire come from? Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong, how could there be a smell of pine, he suddenly remembered something, and was about to open his mouth to shout, but he was covered by the brocade guards who had been hinted, he struggled, the brocade guards simply didn't do anything, smashed his teeth with a punch, and the severe pain hit his brain, and the pain made him faint instantly.

"A centipede spirit is just a centipede, and when there is a great calamity, there will be changes. It is not surprising that these spirits in the mountains and forests are haunted at this time. It's already in the hands of this immortal! Li Mu looked confident, chattering, his 'inadvertent' words, as the amplification came into the ears of the people in the audience, there were the grass on both sides of the wall, after seeing Li Mu's magic, he instantly gave up his original position, knelt down and cried: "Hou Ye is the golden immortal descending to earth, then it will definitely be able to solve the locust plague, and please ask the golden immortal to cast a spell to save me!" ”

"Big guy, hurry up and listen to Ben Xian's words clearly." Li Mu had already completely figured out how to act this play at this time, and it was indeed a bit far-fetched to say that he was too platinum. Even if it is flickered today, it can't stand scrutiny, and the little trick he used just now was almost punctured, which shows that such a flicker is still not rigorous enough. However, taking a step back, it is still doable. The immortal nether realm is not good, the upper body is always okay, right?

"This immortal is the lower realm of the Tai Bai Star, but what the centipede spirit said just now is right, the true body of this immortal is indeed the image of the old man. But the Hou Ye in front of you is also an immortal. It's just because-" Li Mu's mind turned sharply, and he thought of an excuse: "It's just because decades ago, Dongsheng Shenzhou Aolai came out of a demon monkey with mana to the sky, and this immortal went to surrender at the behest of the Jade Emperor, and something went wrong in the process, so that the Jade Emperor was furious and stripped half of the immortal Yuan Shen from the Nether Tribulation, so that there was this Hou Ye in front of you." In fact, the two of us are one, and when he experiences the tribulation and ascends, the two of us will become one. ”

"So, do you know that?"

Everyone was stunned, Li Mugan laughed and said, "It's not important! All in all, yesterday the immortal was meditating again, and suddenly he felt something. The primordial god of the lower realm of the immortal is disturbed by the locust plague, unable to sleep at night, unpleasant to eat, and has no soul possession, and the primordial spirit is out of the body. If he loses, the immortal's path will be damaged, so he has no choice but to take a look at it in the lower realm. The source of the calamity, the immortal has been found, just a worm demon. However, this body is a mortal body, and it can't perform powerful immortal arts, otherwise it can wipe out these little demons with just one thought. ”

Still no one spoke.

Li Mu was a little embarrassed, this is wrong, there should be someone to praise at this time.

He glanced at Li Tai in the audience, Li Tai saw his gaze, but he didn't know what it meant. Li Mu hadn't spoken to her before, and after seeing Li Mu's 'Fire Cloud Palm', he now didn't know if Li Mu was Li Mu or too platinum.

Li Mu is so angry in his heart, he has been with me for so long, and he has no tacit understanding at all! He had no choice but to answer by himself, and said, "Although mortal bodies can't use immortal methods, however, immortals also have methods. As he spoke, he took out an insect-trapping incense from his sleeve, and without seeing him break it with fire, he lit it. Cigarette smoke swirls into the air.

Li Mu inserted the incense into the gap between the wooden planks of the high platform, and said: "This incense is made by this immortal with the secret method of the immortal family, what is the function, and listen to the immortal carefully, this incense is a good thing, just use fire-" After saying the word 'fire', suddenly Li Mu seemed to have hysteria, and fell on his back, fortunately, there was a brocade guard behind him, otherwise he would fall under the high platform.

"What's going on? Jin Xian, please make it clear! ”

The people in the audience clamored, but Li Mu was still unconscious. Dugu Jiu also jumped on the high platform, and then Jinyiwei's body covered it and asked, "Big brother, how are you?" You okay? ”

"Pretend, don't make a sound."

Li Mu whispered, and Dugu Jiu didn't dare to speak out. At this time, a huge buzzing sound came from far and near, and Li Tai pointed to the sky and said, "Look over there!" ”

Everyone looked in the direction of their fingers, and they were all dumbfounded. Then I saw that the locusts on the west side seemed to be mad, and they gathered more and more, and flew towards this direction as if they had lost their lives.

"Locusts eat people, it's terrible!" Someone shouted, and they ran away. But where can they run, Jinyiwei has already blocked all roads.

Li Tai was smart now, and said, "Just now Jin Xian said to use fire!" Don't you want us to burn it with fire? Hurry up, get ready for the torches! ”

The brocade guard carried a torch, and when he heard this, he hurriedly lit the torch. Li Tai took the torch and climbed to the high platform, but at this moment, Li Mu woke up. Jin Yiwei helped him stand up, and everyone's eyes were focused on him, but Li Mu looked very dazed: "What's wrong?" How could I be here? ”

Li Tai said eagerly: "Big brother, don't you remember? Too platinum star! ”

"Too platinum?" Li Mu reprimanded: "When is it, you still talk about these ghosts and gods!" The most important thing in front of me is disaster relief, help me down, I want to go outside the city, I want to be with the farmers! ”

The onlookers were stunned, what kind of play is this!

There are those who are close to the high platform, and they can't help but pull their necks and shout: "Master Hou, you just finished saying that you are too platinum star, why did you forget it in a blink of an eye, you see, the locusts will come over soon, what should I do!" ”

Li Mu fixed his eyes and saw that the locusts had arrived in front of him. Without saying a word, he snatched the torch from Li Tai's hand, and said hoarsely: "Hurry up, you guys go quickly, leave me alone!" ”

This time Dugu Jiu and Li Tai both reacted, the eldest brother is acting again, the two glanced at each other, and made a reluctant gesture, Li Mu raised his foot and shouted: "What are you still doing in a daze, go quickly, take the people away!" ”

Dugu Jiu's body is as light as a swallow, so naturally he can't kick it, but Li Tai doesn't know kung fu, but this kick is solid, and he grins in pain. The locusts had already arrived in front of them, and the two of them borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and climbed down the ladder, but Li Mu did not move, looking at death as if he were at home.

"Come, locust! Ben Hou and Er are all gone! He waved his torch, and a swarm of locusts fell to the ground!

When the people in turmoil saw this, their eyes widened. Everyone saw the strangeness, what was the matter with the locust, that it did not fly away, but let the torches burn? After a closer look, they found that the locusts were actually coming from the white smoke of the incense, which was simply amazing!

Immediately, someone who was a little smarter understood what the sentence that 'Jin Xian' hadn't been able to finish was. The locusts are so obsessed with this smoke, doesn't that mean that as long as this incense is lit, it will attract all the locusts in the vicinity, and when the time comes, the locusts can be exterminated by just burning them with torches, so that the crops in the field may be saved?

Everyone was silent, watching Li Mu 'fight' with the locusts on the high platform alone. The high platform is empty, the terrain is high, locusts come from all directions, Li Mu only needs to draw a circle, and when it is burned, it is a large area, and the locusts fall like rain and fall on the people's bodies and faces, but everyone disagrees with this. The efficiency of burning locusts in this way is unheard of by them, and if this is the way of burning, as long as the incense is enough, no matter how big the locust plague is, they will not be afraid.

I just don't know if the golden immortal who came suddenly and left again left the secret method behind. Looking at Hou Ye's reaction, as if he didn't know anything, what if the secret method didn't stay?

In the cranky thoughts of the people, a quarter of an hour passed quickly. The fire on the torch also burned out, and Li Mu sweated all over his body and sat down on the high platform. He looked blankly at the locust carcasses around him and muttered, "How can this be? How did these locusts get here? ”

Li Tai already knew what he was going to do at this time, so he was going to step forward to praise him, but there was no need for him to say it, a few people who were close to him witnessed the miracle with their own eyes, and the other party was convinced of this farce, and they rushed to say it one by one. You and I have a word for me, and you have restored the matter very completely.

Li Mu was surprised: "I said that I am the reincarnation of Tai Bai Xing? ”

"Genshin? And half of the tribulation? ”

"The incense of the secret method of the immortal family? No wonder it smells! ”

"Secret method? I don't know what the secret method is, last night I only remember a dream, as if I was rubbing incense, tired my two arms hurt, is this incense? Li Mu got up and shouted, "Is there still incense?" Have it? ”

"Yes!" Li Tai finally got a chance to say his lines, and asked people to squeeze in with a box, and said, "Big brother, this is what you handed me in the morning, and you said that you did it last night." Have you forgotten? Yesterday, you were buying medicinal herbs, just to make this incense! ”

"I don't remember at all!" Li Mu's 'stunned' expression has already been performed, if it weren't for Li Tai to witness it in the morning, he would have been blinded by him at this time. Li Taiqiang endured it so that he didn't show his feet, and said seriously: "That's right, the primordial spirit of the Golden Immortal has gone back to Heaven." It seems that the immortal nether realm has a time limit, but fortunately, there is a lot of incense left, which is enough to deal with the current situation. ”

"Thank you Jin Xian for your good life!"

I don't know who took the lead, "I don't remember at all!" "Li Mu's 'stunned' expression has been exhausted, if it weren't for Li Tai's own witnesses in the morning, he would have been blinded by him at this time. Li Taiqiang endured it so that he didn't show his feet, and said seriously: "That's right, the primordial spirit of the Golden Immortal has gone back to Heaven." It seems that the immortal nether realm has a time limit, but fortunately, there is a lot of incense left, which is enough to deal with the current situation. ”

"Thank you Jin Xian for your good life!"

I don't know who took the lead, "Thank you Jin Xian for your good life!" ”

I don't know who took the lead, "Thank you Jin Xian for your good life!" ”

I don't know who took the lead, "Thank you Jin Xian for your good life!" ”

I don't know who took the lead,