When I was a child, every time I listened to Liu Dasha and his father talk about killing the enemy, I would be envious, especially when I heard that the two generals of the enemy and us were catching and fighting in front of the battle, and for a while, the enemy generals were captured on horseback, and dragged back to the camp with the cheers of tens of thousands of soldiers.

Several times the dog asked him, what was the mood of the general at that moment?

He replied, the old bull is angry, and he can blow it for a year!

Later, after thinking about it for a while, I asked him what he was thinking about the captive right away.

He thought about it for a long time before he said, "I guess it's a shame, be shy!" Anyway, when I saw that face, it was as red as a monkey's ass. ”

Today, the dog really experienced it.

Riding a horse around the city is already eye-catching, and the fact that there is a person on horseback makes it even more eye-catching.

Before climbing on horseback, the dog thought that there were few people along the way, and never thought that today was the opening of the Xicheng Fang Grass Market, although it was not as lively as the East Market, but there were still two or three hundred people, and most of the people who came to the Xicheng Grass Market were poor, and most of these people sent their children to the tea shop to learn words.

This means that most of these people know themselves.

"Hey, isn't this a puppy? Why are you lying on horseback? ”

When there are more people, the speed of the horse will slow down, and from time to time someone will come to greet Zhao Zhutou on the horse, and after greeting, he will hold his fist and say hello to the dog.

This is the opposite side of the station, the back of the station heard that it is a primary school, will deliberately go around to the front to say hello, there are those who are bold will pat the dog's butt and say: "Elementary school, I will say hello to you, you are inconvenient to climb and don't want to return the salute!" ”

For this group of enthusiastic and bold and gossip people, the dog has no temper at all, and crawls on horseback so that the buttocks do not hurt, and it turns out that it is convenient for them to take the opportunity to spank, and if they beat themselves, they have to snort, and then the echo is respectful.

Seeing that a big man finished greeting directly opposite him, and deliberately went around the back and slapped his buttocks, the dog was angry, obviously there were few people in front, this Zhao Zhutou still drove the horse so slowly, and took this road, he had every reason to suspect that he was taking the opportunity to take revenge on himself.

But in order to cover up some things, the dog endured it, and only whispered to urge him to go quickly.

Seeing that he pretended not to hear the sound, the dog was deflated, the horse was ridden by him, he couldn't do anything if he didn't go, he couldn't secretly pull the hair on the horse's back, right?

There are fewer and fewer people listening to the greeting, the dog exhales, and finally comes out, and is about to relax when he listens to the question of a man in his ear, and raises his head, okay! The king used his father Wang Darong, this is a chatter, and the greatest pleasure is to mumble something with those mothers-in-law and women.

The man couldn't ignore it, so he climbed on the horse, clenched his fists and arched his hand to him, saying, "I, it's nothing, I just want to go out of the city!" ”

Wang Darong's chatter is really able to chat:

"Hey, it's not me talking about you, your body is still very tender, and climbing on the back of the horse horizontally is the easiest to hurt the internal organs, I said, you'd better sit on the back of the horse, even if it's in front of this bad master!"

"How can it be done" Zhao Zhutou crooked his mouth and smiled: "He's not a little lady, I don't want him to sit in my arms!" ”

Wang Darong laughed and said: "It's okay, it's okay, where are the little dolls divided into men and women!" ”

Zhao Zhutou retorted: "It's not small, it's twelve!" ”

Wang Darong followed him and said, "Twelve? It's not small! Then sit in the back! ”

Zhao Zhutou pointed at the dog's ass and laughed: "It's not possible to sit in the back!" ”

"What's wrong with his ass? Why can't you sit a mile? ”

The dog is so angry, I originally thought that the best way for people like chatter is to stop talking without talking, but I didn't expect that there was a deliberately stinky foot next to him!

Hearing that he was about to tell the story of his misdeeds in the yamen, the dog hurriedly shouted: "Zhao Zhutou, you can't leave yet, County Lieutenant Liu is still waiting for you!" ”

As the saying goes, mice are afraid of cats and cats are afraid of dogs, brine points tofu, and the county lieutenant catches quickly.

Drive! With a whip in the air, the mounts under his command ran away with wisps, raising a cloud of dust for Wang Darong to eat alone.

Bah, bah, Wang Darong covered his mouth and coughed for a while.

"Follow Zhao Zhutou to find County Lieutenant Liu? I didn't expect the puppy to be so capable now, and he actually climbed to the county lieutenant Liu, who is such a big official in the county! It's amazing, I have to tell the widow of the king in the east that the ugly daughter of his family should marry someone else! ”

Liu County, who was a good official as Wang Darong said, was pulling the rope tightly, trembling all over, and the sweat on his forehead was dripping down like a light rain.

"County Lieutenant Liu, don't be afraid, look up at the sky with your head, don't look at the soles of your feet anymore!" Master Yao, who was standing at the entrance of the cave, shouted anxiously to County Lieutenant Liu who was standing in mid-air.

He had been sitting on the top of the hill for a good time, but then he heard from the people who had entered the cave that there seemed to be something in it, not as it had been said that there were only two passages, and that they had found a small hole at the hidden bend in the middle of the way.

What should I do if I open it and see the elder inside, so I come out to ask for instructions?

County Lieutenant Liu sent Master Yao down, he went down, and after a long while, he ran back and said that it was a hidden soldier cave left by the previous dynasty, and there were still a lot of rattan armor and weapons in it.

In addition, there is a large stone blocking the entrance to the stone coal cave in front of the passage.

This discovery is a great achievement! Not to mention the weapons in the treasure cave alone, if they are sent to the front line, they can move their official rank again.

Such an important thing, can not go wrong, and do not look at it with their own eyes, really not at ease, just drag the rope down, on the top to see nothing, but just climbed down the edge of the mountain, this heart is like a drum like a pounding dong dong non-stop, the two arms will be soft, look down at the bottom of the foot, dozens of meters of the bottom of the mountain, panicked limbs trembling.

Persisted and climbed down halfway, a gust of wind drifted by, and the whole body swayed in mid-air with the divine rope, and the two arms that could only shoot one stone and two bows on the horse instantly lost a little strength.

I didn't expect the next mountain to scare myself like this, I knew it was like this, I didn't say anything, I listened to Master Yao shouting below, looked down and looked down, oh Niang, I can scare people to death.

Looking up, several heads looked at themselves anxiously, this heart is a twitch, don't break the rope!

"Uncle, close your eyes, close your eyes!"

Liu Sanlang above looked anxious, the person was standing in mid-air and relying on the strength of his two arms, there was nothing to do for the time being, but when the strength was always used up, everything would be over at that time!

People who have not experienced fear of heights will not experience the sense of panic in mid-air, that kind of fear is the first to come out of the brain, the scalp is numb for a while, and then the whole body trembles, serious people will go into shock on the spot, this symptom is extremely difficult to fathom, a strong man of one meter eight, looking down at the wall that is only three meters high, his legs can be like a soft-footed shrimp, and there is no strength at all. (The experience of a fellow colleague when he skipped class and went to an Internet café)

"Eyes closed, eyes closed!" Both waves were shouting.

County Lieutenant Liu, who was standing in mid-air, closed his eyes obediently, listened to the shouts up and down, and slowly climbed down one by one.

When I closed my eyes and couldn't see the bottom of the mountain below, I was a little relieved of my fear, and the lost strength gathered back into my two arms.

Suddenly, I felt that the soles of my feet were being supported by my hands, and I quickly opened my eyes to look down, and saw that the red-faced Master Yao was dragging himself with two arms, and behind him were two catchers who were dragging him tightly.

At this moment, the big stone that went up and down in my heart finally fell to the ground, jumped down with a rope, and jumped into the hole accurately.

"Okay!" Listening to the cheers of Liu Sanlang and a few people above, this heart is also slowly proud.

"The county lieutenant is mighty!" Master Yao also bent over with a few headcatchers.

"Hehehe, little meaning, I used to be a swinging pawn when I was young!" County Lieutenant Liu boasted with a big grin.

"Yes, yes, yes!" A few people followed his words and said.

"County Lieutenant Liu flashed, I'm going down!" Listening to a shout in his head, County Lieutenant Liu jumped into the hole.

Not long after, Liu Sanlang climbed down with a waist knife.

County Lieutenant Liu looked at him and shook his head and said, "When I was young, my hands and feet were so sharp, and now I am an old man!" ”

Several people hurriedly patted their asses and said: "Not old, not old, just in the prime of life!" You can also do the next thing. ”

Liu County Lieutenant waved his hand and sighed: "I know that I have lost my momentum when I was young, and now I am gone" After speaking, he looked at the hole inside and said: "Now, I am busy working for this little money!" ”

After speaking, with a wave of his big hand, he was about to lead everyone in, only to hear someone shouting from afar at the foot of the mountain.

A few people looked at it and saw that it was Zhao Zhutou standing there with a little baby shouting!

"This idiot, I'm not afraid of others hearing it when I shout so loudly!"

Watching Zhao Zhutou put his hands on his lips and shout loudly to himself halfway up the mountain, this was a breath of anger in his heart.

"Idiot! Stop shouting, don't let people listen! ”

County Lieutenant Liu shouted back to the bottom of the mountain with his throat raised.

From a distance, I saw him covering his ears with his hands and tilting his head sideways to listen carefully, and he muttered to the left and right: "Look at this idiot, he will definitely call us back!" ”

Sure enough, before he could say this, he saw him clasping his hands and shouting, "What? What do you say? ”

The angry County Lieutenant Liu also clasped his hands and shouted at him: "I said, you idiot, stop shouting!" ”

"What? What shouting? ”

The wind was strong on the mountain, and all the words shouted out were blown away by the wind.

The people around also seemed to notice that it was the cause of the wind, and the people on the top of the mountain and at the mouth of the cave all put their hands on the corners of their mouths and shouted in unison to Zhao Zhutou at the foot of the mountain: "The county lieutenant said, stupid, don't shout!" ”

County Lieutenant Liu added in a low voice: "Don't be listened to!" ”

The crowd shouted: "Mo, been, people, listen!" ”

Seeing that Zhao Zhutou was about to shout at the people on the mountain again, the dog dragged his clothes, and saw him knock off his hand and said angrily: "What kind of dog, I want to go back to County Lieutenant Liu and say that I know!" ”

The dog looked at him like an idiot and said, "He told you to stop shouting, for fear of being heard, wouldn't you be a fool if you shouted loudly?" ”

Zhao Zhutou, rolled his eyes, nodded and said, "It's a drop, if you shout again, you will be a fool."

Then another loud shout came from the mountain:

"Idiot, stop shouting, just get up!"

The dog looked at the hearts of the people on the mountain and said: A bunch of fools, Zhao Zhutou next to him also pointed to the mountain, and whispered in a mosquito-like voice: "Look at them, they are still shouting so loudly, they are really stupid!" ”

The dog looked at him and said to himself: It's all stupid.