Chapter 239 Introduction
is also in prison, some people are crying out for the sky and grabbing the ground, while some people are smiling.
"Puppy, this young marshal came to play with you on purpose, are you happy?"
Looking at Wu Ting, who was carefully escorted to the cell by a group of guards, the dog pouted.
"You can pull it down Wu Zhonglie, obviously he provoked your father again, so he was put in prison for reflection, who came to me on purpose!"
It is said that since the dog entered the prison, this Wu Zhonglie was arrested by his father every once in a while and brought to the prison for reflection, and the dog seriously doubted whether this Wu Zhonglie was born to his father.
Wu Ting didn't quibble, he walked up to the dog with a smile, and instantly covered his nose and ran away.
"Zhao Dagou, why do you stink so much?"
The dog looked at him with a look of disgust, rolled his eyes and said: "Okay, okay, don't be a ghost there, this is a prison and not a soup bath shop, and we are not like you can go back to take a bath and change clothes if you are dirty, we are serious and go to prison again." ”
"Okay, you big dog Zhao!"
Wu Ting pointed at the dog and shouted angrily: "My father said a long time ago to let you come out, but you have to stay in the prison cell, what does my father do!" ”
The city is in full swing outside, as long as the dog walks out of this cell, he will definitely be caught by Wu Lan to work, and the work is just that, the key is that everyone else has money to take, why don't you have it, the people give fifty wen, and you can give twenty when you are young, but you don't give a penny, and run over to complain that Wu Luan, who is stingy and picks the door, hit the board, and in a fit of anger, the dog would rather stay in the cell than go out to catch the carriage.
"It's your father who didn't pay me to start work, saying that he beat me up when he was in a hurry, so I won't go out!"
"Only the people have money to get, but you are an official, where is the salary, and not only you don't have it, but all the officials don't have it! It's clear that you're lazy in your cell and don't want to go out to work! ”
Wu Ting is really his father's own son, and everything he says is towards Wu Lan.
The dog didn't bother to say anything more, so he walked at him.
"Okay, okay, don't mention this, Zhong Lie, I'll introduce you to a great monk today, ah no, it's a monk!"
As he spoke, he shouted into the corridor: "Grandpa, grandpa, come and open the prison door, we are going to the next prison!" ”
Dashuai's own son is in the cell, where does Sun Manzi dare to be lazy, a pair of ears pay attention to the movement in this cell, listen to the dog's shouting, hurriedly come over and say:
"I said puppy, this iron chain is not locked at all, you can just open it yourself!"
The dog pouted, "Let's open it, then it's called prison break, you let us out, naturally it's okay!" ”
Sun Manzi is just a cell boss, where can he talk about dogs, he muttered in his mouth and dragged down the iron chains hanging on the fence, opened the prison door, and first saluted Wu Ting, then turned to the dog and whispered: "I said dog, my brother is usually not thin on you, can you persuade the young marshal, don't come to this indiscriminate place again!" If something happens, my grandson is not handsome enough to cut off his eight heads! ”
The dog rolled his eyes and pointed at Wu Ting and said: "People are young marshals, come if you want, go if you want, go if you want to, where can I manage others!" That's right, Young Marshal Wu! ”
Hearing the dog taunt him, Wu Ting didn't care, he just pinched his fingers and snorted muttering: "Don't be long-winded, my father let me in, what's the matter with me!" ”
The three of them said while walking, and stopped when they arrived at the next cell, and the dog pointed to the bald monk inside and turned his head to Wu Ting and introduced: "This monk, well, this monk is a famous great mage on Lizhou Road, the law name is called Xing Idiot, a good spell, seven or eight men can't stop it, and it is good to make a 400-pound fine iron Buddhist Jinbao Great Zen Staff, subduing demons and eliminating demons, catching thieves and driving bandits is a great magic weapon!" Hey, great monk, where is your big iron rod? Take it out and let the young marshal see it! ”
The idiot who was rubbing his feet in the cell listened to the dog's bragging, sang the Buddha's horn and apologized: "They said that I wanted to do something wrong, so they took away the big iron rod!" ”
The dog shouted angrily at Sun Manzi next to him: "I said Brother Sun, a black and rotten iron rod, will you take it away?" ”
Sun Manzi hurriedly waved his hand and said: "I'm just in charge of the cell, where can I manage this matter, I must have been taken away by the camp judge when he judged the case!" ”
The dog nodded, then turned his head to stare at Wu Ting.
It may be that he has been in the cell for a long time, and he can't smell the dirt in his nose, so Wu Ting let go of his hand pinching his nose and said: "It's okay, I went to the official treasury to find it for him, but dog, how come I haven't heard of the name of this idiot master!" ”
The dog snorted and said: "It's you who are lonely and unheard, there are more famous temples in the world today, and you have only heard of a few when you are a few years old!" ”
Wu Ting said angrily: "Okay, you dog, you come to tease me again for no reason, you wait!" ”
With a few words, the man walked out of the cell with his hands in a huff.
The idiot in the prison saw that the dog had taken the young handsome away, so he asked worriedly: "Dog, what should you do if you leave the popularity?" ”
The dog smiled and said, "It's okay, by the way, the great monk, you came all the way to the army to find me, just to send me a Buddha bead?" ”
The idiot nodded and said, "Yes! ”
"You really don't have anything else to do?"
"Well, in addition to seeing you, I also want to do a transcendent ritual for the fallen soldiers by the way! As a result, he was kidnapped to the camp by the scouts in the army! Ren Poor Monk explained in every possible way, they just didn't listen, and they were going to transfer me to the local yamen, but fortunately, they took me here because I said your name in time! Puppy, I heard them say on the way, you are very good in the army, why did you live in a cell? ”
cough cough, the dog covered his mouth and coughed: "Didn't you listen to what Xiao Yanai said just now, I stayed here on purpose, and I can naturally go out if I want to go out!" Since you're here, I've lived here enough, and you'll look at me in a while, get you out early, and after you're done, we'll go back to Yuchuan!" ”
If you are obsessed with Amitabha, you will talk to the dog about other gossip.
Where were the two of them talking, Wu Ting, who ran out angrily, walked in with a proud face, pointed at the idiot and said to the dog: "I just went to see the file, where is this monk the great master, obviously what kind of ascetic monk is the tile temple!" ”
The dog said angrily: "You are also the lord who has been deceived, the one who has attained the Tao is not walking in all directions and doing meritorious deeds for the people, do you think that those fat monks who sit in the big temple and eat fat heads and big ears can only ring the bell and chant the Buddha are 'famous monks'?" With no eyesight! ”
Wu Ting frowned and listened to what the dog said, it seemed that there was some truth, and then he lowered his head and thought about it, every time he followed his mother to burn incense and worship the Buddha, the host of the temple openly and secretly persuaded his mother to "be kind and charitable, donate more merit money, and you can accumulate more blessings to protect your father's safety"!
"My name is Wu Ting, my nickname is Zhong Lie, and I have seen the Grand Mage!"
"Amitabha!" The idiot sang a Buddha horn to Wu Ting before saying: "It's really a door tiger!" ”
Wu Ting grinned as he said this, "Dog, dog, this monk, well, this great mage is really a high monk, and I can see at a glance that I will be a general in the future!" ”
The dog pouted, your father is a handsome, as long as he speaks, you can be a general now.
"Okay, Zhonglie, I'll introduce you to the archmage, then I have something to do!"
Wu Ting was stunned for a moment, then asked, "What's the big deal?" ”
"Let me ask you, our Western Army has tens of thousands of casualties in this battle, do you know?"
Wu Ting nodded blankly and said, "I know, not only the brothers in the army, but also the people in this village have also killed a lot of gold thieves!" ”
The dog said with a sad face: "The people died innocently, the soldiers died loyally, pity them and their families are separated from yin and yang, and when they arrive at the underworld, they will be troubled by the little ghosts, so I will ask people to help bring back the message, and ask the idiot master to do a supernatural ritual for the soldiers and people who died!" This is also the reason why the monk, well, the archmage came all the way from Youchuan, but unfortunately he was misunderstood by his brothers in the army, thinking that he was a thief, and you see that he went to prison like this! ”
Wu Ting's head turned and he knew what the dog meant, "Don't worry about the dog, I'll go to them in a while and say, just release the archmage!" ”
"Phew!" The dog pointed at Wu Ting with a serious face and said, "Where are you doing this, where do you put the military law camp rules?" Besides, the mage master is here to do meritorious deeds for the army, why do you need to use personal feelings to let him out, well, that, I think at least I asked your father! ”
Wu Ting rolled his eyes, "Okay, okay, you wait, I'll go ask my father!" ”
With a bang, Wu Ting led a group of guards and walked out quickly.
As the so-called four joys of life, one of them is to meet the old acquaintance in a foreign country, to meet the idiot here, the dog was excited, around him for a while to inquire about the dog's leftovers, a while to inquire about the big fool chattering in the blink of an eye, the night's work has passed, listening to the sound of the bangzi in the middle of the hour, the two began to wash.
Last night, the guards came with a message and asked the dog to take the big monk to the camp tent to see the big boss in the morning.
Seeing that he was handsome, he couldn't be unkempt and smelled sour, so the dog begged Sun Manzi to buy him clothes, and by the way, he washed his body with a whole pot of hot water.
As long as the money is given, Sun Manzi is naturally willing to help, and with a stroke of the pen, the dog owes a huge debt of ten silver dollars.
After washing, the dog combed his wet hair and complained to Sun Manzi, who was cleaning up the bath bucket: "Brother, will I have to pay for this fat old military uniform?" It's not expensive, but the key is that the little brother can't wear it! ”
Sun Manzi grinned and laughed: "Little dog, this coat is left over from my brother's past, I don't need money, the money has always been to find someone to wash your clothes!" ”
"The little brother would rather wear something that costs money, at least he can wear it in! Look at these sleeves, these trousers can fit two me! ”
Sun Manzi turned around and took a pair of scissors, clicked and cut the trouser legs and sleeves, and then found a rope to wrap tightly, and said, "Okay, there are clothes like you in the army, let's make do with them!" At most, your brother will bake your clothes dry in the evening, well, by the way, you will have to pay for your brother tonight! ”
The dog was full of good words, and walked to the Chinese military tent with the idiot, now the dog is an official, and the brand is also three bars, and the patrol sergeant on the road will naturally not ask.
The two of them had just left the camp when a fast horse happened to gallop over.
The dog looked at the sergeant squinting at him, and then shouted with his hand: "Brother Wu Yong, are you here to find the younger brother?" ”
"Well, the handsome man thinks you've overslept, so he sent someone to reward you with two whips!"