Seeing no one outside the door.

Wang Youming stepped forward to close the door, only then did he turn around, look at Hu Bandit with an incredulous expression, and asked, "Brother Hu, how do you know?" ”

How do you know?

It is estimated that only Wang Youming, a fool who has fallen into the trap of crush, doesn't know how obvious the expression on his face is that he has eaten bee feces. I almost used a brush to write two words on my face—the attitude of the person I liked became so good that I couldn't help but be silly at night......

"Hehe, you don't care how I know, tell me quickly, what's going on?" The bandit smiled.

A lot of cigarettes have been seized from the little devils these few times, and the bandits, as meritorious people, have shared a lot. At this time, he took out a pack and scattered one to Wang Youming.

Then the bandit smoked a cigarette and looked at Wang Youming with interest, quite curious about how Wang Youming licked the bee droppings.

Wang Youming lit a cigarette and just took two puffs, before he could say anything, he thought about it himself, but he couldn't help but smirk.

Well, sure enough, the people who are in the crush are fucking magical animals. Silly and two, that's called a cute.

"Am I not hurt!" Wang Youming said, with a bright smile on his face, "My sixth sister came to see me...... Hehe, you don't know, my sixth sister doesn't have a good temper with me on weekdays, otherwise why would everyone call her the Ice and Snow Six Heroines. ”

When Hu Bandit thought about Wei Yuhan's cold appearance every time he saw him, he only felt that the name of the Ice and Snow Six Heroines was also appropriate!

"She'd never smiled at me before. However, when she came just now, she not only wrung a hot towel for me, but also smiled at me, ouch, brother, you don't know, my sixth sister laughed like that, it was called a beautiful one, and she made me drunk! Wang Youming sighed, still immersed in the beauty just now......

Hu bandit wanted to laugh, but he didn't laugh after all, you can look down on people's innocence, but people are innocent!

Moreover, like Wang Youming, pure love is the purest thing, sacred and does not allow others to talk nonsense. Hu Bandit can understand very well, after all, when he first fell in love with the school girl in the school, why wasn't Wang Youming like this.

"There is a flower hanging in the northwest sky, if the six masters are not beautiful, can they have this nickname!" Hu Bandit laughed.

Wang Youming said happily when he heard it: "That's it." ”

"Then you didn't think about confessing to her?"

"What is a confession?"

"Just tell her that you like her. If she likes you too, then won't the two of you get married? When you become a parent, you can live together......"

"Nourish...... Brother Hu, what you say, can you do it? Wang Youming was stunned when he heard this, his eyes widened, his face was incredible, but he looked yearning, and he couldn't help but fantasize about what it would be like to live with Wei Yuhan...... But thinking about it, he shook his head violently and said, "Impossible, absolutely impossible, I know my sixth sister's temper, if I dare to confess to her, she will beat me to death!" ”

Yes, he is a good man when he fights, and he is cowardly when he talks about feelings. is talking about Wang Youming.

"Zi, why don't you say you're single!" Hu Bandit said angrily, looking like he deserved to be single.

"But ......"

"Don't be, I'll just ask you, do you like Wei Yuhan?"

"I like it."

"And does she like you?"

"I don't know."

"How do you know if you don't try!"

"Yes, that's right." Wang Youming said suddenly, and then shook his head, "But I don't know how to confess!" ”

Hu Bandit smiled faintly and said, "Cut, you don't know, I know." I'll just teach you......"

Hu Bandit is a good teacher, even though he has little experience with women, but he claims to be much better than Wang Youming.

After all, in the afterlife, there is no shortage of ears and eyes. What's more, in TV and movies, there are more scenes of chasing girls. The bandits have seen a lot. It's just that I lack some practical experience.

But this did not prevent Hu Bandit from teaching Wang Youming. After all, a fourth-grader teaches third-grade students' homework, and even if he is a poor student, in some ways, he can be taught.

The key is that when Wang Youming heard the tricks given to him by the bandits, he looked at the bandits with admiration on his face, and believed them all.

Coming back from Wang Youming, Hu Bandit is still happy that he may have achieved a wonderful marriage, after all, saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, if Wang Youming doesn't give him a trick again, what if he doesn't think about eating and doesn't want to eat in the future, he dies on a hunger strike, and dies?

Thinking that he had done a good deed, Hu Bandit returned to the house, picked up the big teapot, and poured tea into his mouth. The food just now was too greasy, and Wang Youming didn't have any tea there, so Hu Bandit couldn't help but pour a few more sips at this time. One is to quench your thirst, and the other is to get fat if you eat too much. Drink more tea and scrape oil, and a little less fat is a point.

"Dirty laundry......

The bandit teapot hadn't been put down yet, but at this moment, Dai Ruliu walked into his room, and the bandit was startled, and almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of tea.

"Daisao, you...... What are you doing here?! The bandit still choked and said vaguely.

Dai Ruliu said: "It's not big or small, who is called the girl." I'm older than you, my name is Sister Liu! ”

Hu Bandit hurriedly said: "Sister Liu'er." ”

Dai Ruliu smiled and said, "This is like words." As for the clothes, I'll take them and wash them for you! ”

"That, my clothes, or I'll wash them myself, I'm embarrassed to blame you for always bothering you......" Hu Bandit is really embarrassed, he always asks people to wash his clothes, what's the matter. Dai Ruliu too, what do you say she is trying to do?! I haven't washed clothes in my life, and I think it's fresh, so I want to wash clothes for someone to play? Or is doing laundry her pleasure?

Dai Ruliu glanced at the bandit and said, "You wash, are you clean!" Less nonsense...... Yo, isn't it here, okay, I'll take it and wash it for you! As she spoke, she picked up the dirty clothes that the bandit had changed, put them in the basket, and took them.

The bandits tried to stop them, but they couldn't stop them.

Well, what's this called? I can't wash my own clothes yet? The master has been washing the clothes for more than 20 years, which time has he not washed them cleanly, why can't the master wash them when he arrives here? It's a joke.

Thinking about it, Hu Bandit suddenly realized that something was wrong, looked at Dai Ruliu's distant figure, and then looked at himself and in the house, the most valuable thing was his 98K, Hu Bandit secretly screamed: "She shouldn't have taken a fancy to my gun, right?" You want to wash my clothes a few more times, and then come and ask me to give her this shot, and I'll be embarrassed not to give it then?! ”

Ouch, it's really the most poisonous woman's heart. What a strong calculation.

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