[0269 Miss Wu who loves to find trouble]

Wei Bao really couldn't stand it anymore, and quickly extricated himself: "Everyone is so happy, otherwise, I'll tell you a story to help you have fun, right?" ”

This is Wei Bao's trick at the wine table, and whenever he can't bear it, he will use this trick to avoid drinking.

But today is not to hide from drinking, but to hide from Wu Sanfu's hand touching his thigh, a man touching another man's thigh, this is really not something that a straight man can easily bear.

Wu Sanfu was very amused, and said with a smile: "Wei Gongzi is erudite and talented, can he still tell stories?" All right. ”

The sons are also very interested, most of these people are people who don't have much knowledge, although they can speak with their mouths, but they are all ten thousand essential oils, neither proficient in the Four Books and Five Classics, nor proficient in the world, all of them are typical mouth cannon masters.

Seeing that everyone was interested, Wei Bao quickly stood up and told the story.

This is a story of strange stories. Regarding the scholars rushing to take the exam, it is also appropriate.

is talking about Chen Chong, a scholar, who is preparing to enter Beijing to take the exam.

This scholar is a little different from most scholars, because he is a poor scholar who abandons his family to go to Beijing to take the exam.

The family is already poor and can't open the pot.

But this Chen Zhong boasted of being extraordinary, and every time he had to go to Beijing to take the exam, he failed repeatedly.

On this day, it was already dark and it was raining heavily, so Chen Zhong had to rest temporarily.

Thankfully, he had walked the road many times, and knew that there was a ruined temple there, but he had rarely spent time there.

The only time, I was seriously ill. Although he somehow recovered from his illness the next day, he still did not embark on a career in office.

"Ugh." Chen Zhong sat in front of the Buddha statue in the ruined temple with his baggage, and sighed to himself.

"If you can't win again this time, it's really time to go back to your hometown and farm." He wasn't a fool, but he didn't want to believe the facts.

In a trance, Chen fell back into a dream.

In the dream of "Lang Jun ......", a woman's voice is soft, sweet and greasy, Chen Chong only feels familiar, as if he has heard it somewhere, but he can't recall her name.

When Wei Bao talked about this, the voice of a woman was learned vividly, and with a supernatural feeling, Wu Xuexia, who was so frightened that she was fascinated by it, covered her mouth and screamed.

Wei Bao saw that Wu Xuexia was fascinated by what she heard, and smiled.

After everyone glared at Wu Xuexia, they all urged Wei Bao to speak quickly.

Wei Bao put away his smile and continued to tell the story with a look of fear.

Chen Chong opened his eyes in a trance, only to see a woman with a delicate face in a colorful feather robe standing in front of her.

"You are?" Chen Zhong was puzzled.

"Lang Jun, don't you remember me? When you entered Beijing at the age of sixteen, I rested with you. The woman covered her mouth in shyness. His eyebrows and eyes were full of love for him.

"Girl, I really don't recognize you." Chen Zhong thought about it carefully, but found that there was indeed no such woman in his memory.

"Impossible!" The woman suddenly became angry, "Did you have a serious illness when you were sixteen years old, and you said in a daze that you wanted to marry me, so I saved you, so that you could get rid of your fever and take the exam the next day, and come back to marry me, but you disappeared later!" ”

"Is this a female ghost? Is a female ghost going to kill someone? Wu Xuexia couldn't help but ask.

Seeing that Wu Xuexia interrupted Wei Bao's story, the sons and brothers glared at Wu Xuexia angrily.

Wu Xuexia pursed her lips, "I just don't speak." ”

Wei Bao went on to tell the story.

"Sixteen?" Chen Chong was stunned, "That night, is it a girl?" ”

"You don't remember?" The woman didn't look like Chen Zhong was pretending, and softened her tone slightly.

"That's true. I'm sorry. Chen Chong said that he didn't remember, but he already had an outline of the woman in his heart. It was indeed this woman who helped him get rid of his fever, so that he had the opportunity to rush to Beijing the next day. Although this woman is beautiful, how could a woman from a good family appear in such a place, and besides, in that case, the words of marriage that she said could not be counted. Chen Zhong is still very wary of this woman.

"Okay, then I'll punish you for getting to know me again. My name is Jade Marks. ”

"Jade marks, good name." Chen Zhongzhong silently pondered the name.

"Are you going to Beijing to take the exam again this time?" Jade Mark lifted her chin and simply sat down with him.

"Yes." Chen nodded.

Yujin suddenly smiled, "Lang Jun, I told you that night that you have no hope in this life. ”

"I am a scholar, and learning is my way!" Chen Zhong was said to be the center, and he was faintly angry, but he didn't want to worry more about this woman.

"If I help you get lifted, will you come and marry me?" Jade Mark suddenly looked at Chen Zhong with a solemn expression.

Chen Chong was stunned for a moment, "Thank you, girl, you can be lifted by virtue of your strength." ”

"Yes, why are you still a poor scholar after so many years?" Jade Mark mercilessly debunks the old lies.

"Actually, it's good for you to marry me. You see I'm so beautiful, and I'm barely a lady, and I'm not jealous. Jade Mark continued.

Chen Chong only felt irritable, not only the sound of jade marks but also the sound of rain outside.

"Then I'll marry you, and you help me." Chen Chong sent a god to say.

"Really?!" There was surprise in Yuji's eyes. "Okay, then I'll tell you the questions for tomorrow's exam!" As he spoke, he took a branch and drew it on the ground, and he was full of interest, "You just have to do this tomorrow......

As a result, the next day, Chen Chong really won the lift!

When Wei Bao said this, all the sons and buddies were all happy, as if they had all been lifted, and they showed smiling faces together.

After eating, a group of poor children also gathered around to listen to Wei Bao's story.

Wei Bao continued.

When the boy returned home, the scenery was incomparable. The villagers within a radius of 100 miles are envious, and at the same time, they are also quite emotional, this Chen Chong has taken the exam more than a dozen times, who would have thought that he would really become an official and become a scholar!

Chen Zhong seems to have forgotten his promise. On the first day of his appointment in the capital, the daughter of the powerful in the capital fell in love with him and insisted on marrying him. Chen Chong once again sent a ghost to obey, on the condition that the woman's father help him achieve a high career.

On the day of the wedding, the daughter of the dignitary held a feast, sat at more than a dozen tables of guests, Chen Zhong was drunk, and went to relieve his hands.

Who would have thought that he would fall asleep in this grass house. In the dream, the jade mark of the woman in the temple appeared again.

"You've forgotten the promise you made me." Jade Scar looked at him with a sad expression.

Wu Xuexia was frightened, this time she didn't cover her mouth with her hands, and said directly: "Is the female ghost going to kill someone?" ”

The sons and brothers, and the children of the poor family who watched and listened to the story, everyone stared at Wu Xuexia together.

Wu Xuexia pursed her lips, "Okay, okay, I just don't speak." ”

Wei Bao was amused by Wu Xuexia so angry and funny, and then finished the story.

Chen Chong didn't dare to face the woman, his face stiffened, "You are just an ordinary person of unknown origin, where can you help me succeed!" ”

"Unknown origin? Everyman? Good, good, good! Jade Mark said three good words in a row, but turned his anger into laughter. Chen Chong, I don't blame you. The jade mark left this sound, and then disappeared silently.

Chen Chong sat up in a trance and hurriedly ran to the wedding room.

The jade mark suddenly appeared in the place where Chen Zhong disappeared, his eyes were sad, not joyful, "You and I have the covenant of three lifetimes, this is the last life." When this life is over, we can stay together for a long time in the next life. ”

Jade Mark is a fox demon, and Chen Zhong is always a human. She is a demon in four lives, and he is a human in four lives. In the first life, the two of them fell in love. But one demon and one person can't become the climate in the end. Yueqi, the son of Yue Lao, who was in charge of marriage, promised them that as long as she could experience three lifetimes and he would fall in love with other women, then he would allow them to stay together for a lifetime. Jade Mark agreed without hesitation.

She knew that Chen Chong had no chance to be in the career of the official in this life, but she preferred to change the trajectory of fate and make Chen Chong enter the office. In the future, it doesn't matter if they can stay together, she always cares about him being happy. The jade mark disappeared into the moonlit night......

Wei Bao finished the last sentence and looked at everyone's expressions.

Everyone stared at him stupidly, all of them looked unsatisfied, and no one made a sound.

Wei Bao reminded: "It's over, it's over." ”

"Is this the end? It's not scary! Wu Xuexia protested: "Female ghosts and banshees don't all want to eat people!" ”

Daming is a peak period of Chinese literature, all kinds of turbulence, many famous works, this kind of ghost stories are not uncommon, in Wu Xuexia's cognition, ghosts appear, must be to see blood, the bloodier the more enjoyable, listening to Wei Bao's bland ending, I feel very unenjoyable at the same time, for the first time I still want to listen to the feeling, I just hope that this story can be longer.

Wei Bao smiled slightly: "You like to hear cannibalistic stories so much? ”

"If you don't eat people, you won't be scary, and ghost stories should naturally be as scary as possible." Wu Xuexia had an unfinished expression on her face.

Wei Bao smiled, now she has a little bit of a clear understanding of Wu Xuexia's character, this girl has a lot of taste, and she is not suitable for herself at all. Because he also has a strong taste, two people with heavy tastes must clash with each other. Wei Bao even suspected that he and Wu Xuexia did not agree.

"If only I had such a fox fairy beauty, I would ask if I could be admitted to Xiucai in my life." A son-in-law said.

The other sons quipped: "Don't count on it, Brother Wang, it's still okay to find a few more concubines and get more beauties." "If you have such a fox fairy, you are afraid that you are even more powerful than the king of Xu, and your father will beat you to death in two or three days."

Everyone laughed together.

"Men have no conscience, they will only take advantage of women, women are good to men, men can't remember anything, they are ungrateful!" After Wu Xuexia finished speaking, she looked at Wei Bao angrily.

Everyone didn't know why she was angry, and they also looked at Wei Bao together.

Wei Bao sweated, and three black lines flashed through his head, knowing that Wu Xuexia was referring to the things that helped him at the beginning, and she had helped herself to obtain the arrears in the hands of a group of Lizheng, Jiachang and rich people.

Looking at the beautiful Wu Xuexia, Wei Bao sometimes inevitably thinks about it, but Wu Xuexia is too arrogant, just what kind of temper, he is 10,000 unwilling, no matter how beautiful a woman is, it will only take a while to be comfortable in bed, what do you usually do? Still can't be scared to death by her?

And Wu Xuexia's family background, they are not all the way at all, if they have a little sign with Wu Xuexia, it is estimated that her father and her brothers will not be at the level of dealing with themselves now, they will definitely kill themselves, right?

Therefore, Wei Bao turned a deaf ear to Wu Xuexia's words.

With this story mat time, it will be time for afternoon classes in a while, and Wei Bao secretly reminded himself that the next time there is a banquet, he must not sit with Wu Ergongzi.

In the afternoon class, Liao Fuzi mainly taught Wei Bao some exam preparation knowledge, because Wei Bao's mastery of the "Four Books and Five Classics" was quite good, and Wei Bao himself didn't want to listen to Liao Fuzi explain the content of the book again from beginning to end.

Liao Fuzi is actually a good master, not old-fashioned, from the fact that he is very good at 'recruiting students' and very good at management.

Liao Fuzi even prepared some mock exercises, and compiled a "Summary of Exam Preparation for the Boys' Exam" based on the content of the children's examination he had mastered.

"Good thing, Master, you are so clever." Wei Bao smiled, holding the ancient version of the exam book given to him by Liao Fuzi, with a happy face.

"Childe has excellent talent, you can do it yourself first, and then check the answers I gave to see if there are any omissions." Liao Fuzi smiled.

"Master, my brother wants one too!" Wu Xuexia stretched out her head to take a look, and saw that Wei Bao had got a 'good thing', so she immediately asked for it.

"Don't worry, it's a lot, I've prepared a lot, but Wu Xiaogongzi hasn't mastered the basic content of the "Four Books and Five Classics" yet, so I'm afraid it's difficult to do the exercises now. Or wait a few days, right? Liao Fuzi persuaded.

"I want it now!" Wu Xuexia said persistently: "If you study according to the exercises, the progress should be faster." ”

Liao Fuzi had no choice, so he also gave Wu Xuexia a copy of the "Summary of the Preparation for the Children's Exam" that he wrote and printed by the book club.

Wei Bao didn't pay attention to the conversation between Wu Xuexia and Liao Fuzi, with this 'exam preparation strategy', Wei Bao is really a treasure, because he is used to this kind of review method of question sea tactics in modern times.

Wei Bao began to answer one question at a time.

If you simply memorize it, he can at least memorize about 20% of the "Four Books and Five Classics", as long as it is a famous sentence familiar to later generations, or some chapters related to love, Wei Bao can basically recite it and explain the meaning.

But when he really started the exercises, he realized that he really couldn't even talk about getting started with the ancient imperial examinations, and he needed to keep reading the annotations of the Four Books and the Five Classics, thinking and answering questions while flipping the books, and this speed can be imagined.

"Hmph, I thought it was so powerful, you weren't even a little bit stronger than us Sangui."

Wei Bao was working hard, and was surprised to find Wu Xuexia by his side, and suddenly looked at Wu Xuexia with one hand on Wei Bao's case, looking at him condescendingly, with a disdainful face.

"When did I say I was awesome?" Wei Bao didn't care at all, he had a Buddhist posture and said with a smile: "Please don't delay my study, okay?" ”

glanced at Liao Fuzi's bookcase, Liao Fuzi was no longer in this school, and he didn't know when he left, no wonder Wu Xuexia came to find fault again.

Wu Xuexia didn't expect that Wei Bao was not the same as before, he would ridicule him when he encountered ridicule, but drove himself away, and couldn't help but feel lost, and said angrily: "I like it here, this academy is funded by my family, and it is my family's property, if you make me angry, I won't allow you to be here!" ”

Wei Bao sweated profusely, and couldn't help but get angry, you're not endless? Labor and management study here to give your family face! Besides, the Liao Fuzi funded by your family can't be regarded as your family's academy? Is it still Liao Fuzi's academy? "What the hell do you want? If it's not here, it's not here! There is only one academy in the world? ”

The other sons and daughters in the school hall just listened to Wei Bao's story at noon today, and Wei Bao also said that he would invite everyone to Shanhailou to eat in the evening, and they all had a good impression of Wei Bao, and they were inexplicable why Wu Xuexia was looking for trouble with Wei Bao again.

Wang Qiuya beside Wei Bao is also very strange, she doesn't know what this Miss Wu wants to do, she always has nothing to do.

Wu Xuexia's original intention was actually very simple, that is, she felt that Wei Bao was not good, and she could only learn well without her, as long as Wei Bao admitted this and did not show it off in front of her, her anger would be smooth. On the one hand, because Wei Bao is in the limelight today, he has also integrated into this group of boys, and he is still very popular. On the other hand, Wei Bao actually brought Wang Qiuya to study, which also made Wu Xuexia angry.

The sons and buddies persuaded each other, telling Wei Bao not to care about Wu Xuexia, they were all used to the temper of the eldest lady of the Wu family.

"Xuexia, what are you doing? Wei Gongzi is studying here, what's in your way? Wu Sanfu spoke out for Wei Bao.

Wu Xuexia didn't expect that she just said something to Wei Bao, which provoked everyone to help him so much, and she was even more annoyed: "I talk to him, what does it matter to you?" Didn't you just say that he was very talented? Look at the "Summary of Exam Preparation for the Boys' Exam" given to him by Liao Fuzi, he couldn't do a single question! What is the talent of such a person? ”

"What does it matter to you whether I have talent or not? I can't afford to provoke, I can afford to hide! Wei Bao was really angry, and as he spoke, he packed up his things and prepared to leave. The main reason is not because Wu Xuexia likes to find trouble, but because Wu Xuexia has delayed his precious time! If Wei Bao doesn't attach much importance to the imperial examination, he would like to enter the Ming officialdom through the scientific examination, and he would not go to the academy to study.

Wang Qiuya also chimed in: "Yes, let's go to other academies." ”

"Let's go early! If you can't write anything, you can't do it. Wu Xuexia was even more angry when she saw that Wei Bao was leaving.

At this time, Liao Fuzi happened to come back and saw Wei Bao leaving, so he came over and asked in surprise, "Wei Gongzi, what's wrong?" ”

"Master, I'd better go to another academy, I can't study here to prepare for exams." Wei Bao said helplessly. He didn't think it was a shame to make such a concession, because Wu Xuexia was a woman after all, and she was a flat-headed commoner in labor and management, and she was afraid of your eldest lady of the official family, so she didn't care about you. No one will say anything, only that you, the eldest lady of the Wu family, have no self-cultivation and are bullying.

Liao Fuzi glanced at Wu Xuexia and sighed: "Miss Wu, what are you going to do?" Where did Wei Gongzi provoke you? Why do you have to go against Wei Gongzi? Now that Wei Gongzi and Wu Er Gongzi and Wu San Gongzi are all classmates, isn't it good for everyone to get along harmoniously? ”

Wu Xuexia saw that everyone was helping Wei Bao, she snorted angrily, hugged her arms and stopped talking, she still gave her master some face. In this academy, the master seems to have a bit of majesty because of the blessing of his identity.

"Okay, okay, Master Wei, read in peace, I promise Xuexia won't bother you anymore." Wu Sanfu also came over to play the round.

Wei Bao nodded, smiled at everyone, and sat down again, he still likes this academy, and if he wants to go to another academy, the reputation is not as big as here, the environment is not as good as here, and he has to toss the entrance ceremony again, which is really not what Wei Bao wants.

"Why are you always against Wei Gongzi? If you do this again, I tell Daddy that you are not allowed to come to the school again! Wu Sanfu went to Wu Xuexia's side and threatened.

"Brother, what do you always do to help this villain?" Wu Xuexia said angrily.

"You're a bad guy, just ignore him, and always go to provoke others?" Wu Sanfu said.

Wu Xuexia pouted her ruddy little mouth angrily, she didn't speak anymore, and she didn't know why, so she liked to grasp Wei Bao's shortcomings. Anyway, I was annoyed when I saw Wei Bao's arrogant appearance, I don't know what Wei Bao has to worry about?

Wei Bao continued to do the question, and after a while, Wu Xuexia threw a note.

On the note, a woman is drawn standing in a fist closing gesture, and a man is lying on the ground next to her.

Wei Bao was angry and funny, knowing that Wu Xuexia was reminding herself that she couldn't beat her, and secretly wondered that Lao Tzu didn't want to fight with you, okay? You are a girl, how can you be like a wild boy? What do you do with being so aggressive?

"Childe, what do you mean? This Wu Xuexia once beat her son? After Wang Qiuya read the note, she asked curiously.

Wei Bao was secretly amused, surprised that Wang Qiuya's understanding was so high, this painting was a comic, and the woman was a little like Wu Xuexia, but the man was lying on the ground and did not draw a complete face, so it could also make Wang Qiuya think of Wu Xuexia beating him?

"I don't know what she means." Wei Bao said perfunctorily: "Ignore her." ”

Wang Qiuya hummed softly, "If there is no Miss Wu here, it is still a very good place, and there is always an imperfect place in everything." ”

Wei Bao smiled: "Yes, this sentence is good, there is always an imperfection in everything, if everything is perfect, people will not pursue." ”

However, thinking that his martial arts value is not as good as a woman, he is a little unhappy, and secretly decides that basic martial arts still have to be learned, and it is unrealistic to rely on revolvers for everything.

After school, a group of boys happily pulled Wei Bao to drink.

Wei Bao readily agreed, there was never a time when he didn't fulfill what he promised, let alone want to have a good relationship with his classmates. These sons and brothers, one of them is counted as one, they are all big landlords, and they are the children of the families around Shanhaiguan. This network is very important.

Not to mention in ancient times, in modern times, the network of classmates is also an important network of interpersonal relationships.

"Do you want to go with Little Master Wu?" Wei Bao asked politely, because although Wu Sangui was only 12 years old and young, he was born burly, and it seemed that he was enough to drink alcohol.

"Little broken child, it's still early to drink." Wu Sanfu's friend Wang Dongming teased: "Let's not just drink, hehe." ”