"Hahaha, no, it's not like that."

Wang Langjun was laughed by Ping'er, so he shook his head with a smile and said, there is something wrong.

The second daughter, who was laughing and trembling, was stunned, thinking about why this was not the case?

It's funny.

The main reason is that Wang Langjun likes to do this, making people happy?

How could it go wrong?

Isn't this pouring cold water on the laughter, deliberately not making people happy?

This is definitely not in line with Wang Langjun's style.

How so?

Could it be that he is holding back a bigger laugh, pouring cold water on the bad, and the rhythm of the whole person?

If so, it's too bad......

The second daughter took away her smile and replaced it with a suspicious and angry face, unhappy.

As if to say, look at what tricks you play, we don't laugh, we're angry with you, see if you're still tidy?

But it happened that Wang Langjun sat on the edge of the stage and looked up at the sky, admiring the cloud-piercing posture and fugue of the silver eagle patrolling inside and outside Chang'an City, and didn't look at people?

Isn't this deliberately annoying?

What kind of big-tailed wolf?

As if to say that if you don't plan to ask, I won't take a cloud to travel out of the world, see who is in a hurry, and have the last laugh?

Okay, this made the two girls very angry, and they made eye contact with each other and pointed at Wang Langjun.

The eyebrows are flickering, and it is a beautiful demeanor.

It's a pity that no one appreciates it, can you not make Ermei angry?

It is said that women are the ones who please themselves, how can there be a man like this who ignores his appearance and deliberately angers women without looking at beauties but looking down on the situation?

It's infuriating.

Brewing an atmosphere, whetting people's appetites, and wanting to create bigger laughs?

Is it possible, our sisters just don't laugh, see how he ends?

So, after Ermei's eye contact, Di Yun held her breath, took her face expressionlessly and said, "Lang Jun, your rag wipes the water, and it is strange to wipe the big fish."

You haven't caught fish from ponds of amber, rivers and oceans.

Could it be that this rag of yours is really a magic weapon, which can wipe fish from the dry land of Chang'an City? ”

"And brother, don't use mermaids to make up for it, fool people?"

Li Ping mended the knife and sealed all the places where the fish came out at once, wanting to make Wang Langjun make a fool of himself.

See if you can still speak?

"Oh, okay!"

Wang Langjun came back to his senses thoughtfully, and then suddenly grabbed the back of his head in response, just like he didn't understand the situation in confusion.

It's like a person who has just woken up and is confused.

Anyway, it's just pretending to be stupid and tender, and I almost didn't make Ermei crazy, pretending to be an underbeaten, underwhelming?

But the more this is the case, the more Ermei wants to make someone ugly.

Otherwise, it's not over.

Okay, Di Yun held back her anger, and seeing that Lang Jun was deliberately angry, she pouted and said, "Lang Jun, don't pretend?"

Come on, don't try to get by.

It's not negotiable......"

"That's it, my brother didn't wipe the water with a rag today and make it clear that he wiped the fish, don't think about it?"

Li Ping stood up as she spoke, her hands on her hips, and she was angry.

changed his reserve and played the role of a peasant girl, and he was targeted.

"Rustle"

Wang Langjun supported the ground with both hands, rose from the wooden floor stage, did a perfect backflip in the air, landed and walked off the stage and said, "Do you really want to listen?" ”

As he spoke, he put on a fake smile on Ermei.

That's how it is combined with his white and flawless Hanfu, with the Fuzi fancy and the dexterous and elegant posture, is it funny?

Who has ever seen Yashi's funny appearance?

Not to mention the sense of disobedience, the key is that the laughter ignites and explodes.

"Woo, woo"

Ermei didn't hold back her smile, she laughed out loud and immediately raised her hand to cover her mouth, holding back her laughter, and stomped her feet to chase after her.

"Lang Jun said quickly, don't you want to ...... Laipi"

"Brother, you are so bad, you deliberately embarrass us, to cover up how you can't answer how you wiped the fish with a rag to wipe the water, right?"

"Rustle"

Ermei followed Wang Langjun's footsteps to the valley opposite the stage, watching Wang Langjun give birth to the magic of the plants and trees changing into rows of seats, you and I asked one by one.

The seats are arranged in echelons, forming groups of 100 people in the valley and on the hillside, and the seats are divided into pieces.

Under the slanting sun of the Japanese wind, the crystal and golden rays of the green hanging pearl dew are reflected, forming a brilliant area in the shape of a figure-eight, which is particularly pleasant.

This is in stark contrast to the pale yellow vegetation of the surrounding area.

It is like a pale yellow mountain forest vegetation, surrounded by a strange seat, reflecting the vibrant colored light under the slanting sun, which is really a novelty and rare and chic.

"Rustle"

A gust of wind blows, sending the scent of grass and trees swaying from the waves of leaves that grow around the front of the seats.

Reflected in the slanting sun, it blends with the exquisite Hanfu of people, like being in a fairyland, a fantasy place, which is pleasing to the eye, and feels the natural breath and charm, almost intoxicating and unwilling to wake up?

Especially walking through the valley and hillside, this visual sense gradually formed a fantasy realm with the birth of Wang Langjun, and the impact brought by the extension was indescribably fantastic.

Wherever you pass, you will be seated.

And swaying in the wind, growing under the slanting sun, like a fluttering and rising texture.

Then the wind sends water vapor to create a light tulle tent fog, and comes to the top of the hill, overlooking the pale yellow grass and trees under the mountain, just like flying to the clouds.

It's a wonderful feeling, it's so beautiful......

In just such an hour, Wang Langjun turned all the grass and trees on the slopes of this large valley into seats?

The key is that the big tree becomes a seat, and the shrub grass becomes the magic of the floor foil, and it does not hurt the ability of the grass and trees to grow, which really brings people an unparalleled impact.

It's like the impact of immortal magic on mortals, incredible!

And all these changes did not escape the sight of those who coveted Wang Langjun's army hidden in the surrounding woods, and were conveyed to the court in batches.

Let's not talk about the shock of the imperial court when it learns that Wang Langjun has built a stage seat, what will be the scene.

Let's say that Di Yun and Li Ping are somewhat immune to Wang Langjun's magical ability, and endured the impact of the magic seat on their minds, and sandwiched Wang Langjun in the middle of the left and right and asked: "Lang Jun, you have been a scoundrel for an hour, why don't you say that the rag wipes the fish?" ”

"Brother, Ping'er supports you in speaking out and promises not to laugh at you.

I'm talking about that kind of ridicule, making fun of your open-mouthed, unashamed laugh, huh? ”

Li Ping lost no time in mending the knife, and said it seriously, but he was saying the opposite.

I want to plug all the loopholes, watch someone make a fool of myself, make jokes.

Not to mention, Ermei hasn't won a single time from Wang Langjun, and it always ends in failure.

This can't be said without saying that Ermei is holding back a disbelief in her heart.

Now that you have seized the opportunity, you naturally can't let someone go easily.

Wang Langjun glanced at Ermei left and right, blinked and asked, "Alas, you really want to hear the truth, don't you regret it?"

Know that once you hear the truth, you will lose again......"

"That's impossible, this is clearly Lang Jun's excuse, if you want to fool around, no way!"

Di Yun was not happy when she heard this, and said with a shy gaze at Lang Jun's side face.

always felt that Lang Jun was deliberately angry, brewing the atmosphere, and he was not convinced, and he wanted to win Lang Jun to dissipate his anger.

And Li Ping and her thought of one place, and wanted to make her brother make a fool of herself and cook, so she immediately made up the knife: "My brother will play tricks, who will he deceive?"

Aren't you afraid that if you lose, you'll cook us a meal?

Could it be that we have worked so hard for my brother for so long that we can't get him a meal? ”

In fact, cooking is not the goal, the purpose is that Wang Langjun's cooking dishes are novel and diverse, and they never repeat the taste of the tongue, which is attractive!

It always makes people think directly, what delicious dishes will they eat next time?

In addition, Wang Langjun cooks, always condenses the essence of vegetables to cook, and condenses the taste buds that have never experienced without losing nutrients.

No one can resist the temptation to make a delicious taste that is pure to the extreme.

"Uh, well, you brought this on yourself, huh?"

Wang Langjun couldn't do it, seeing that he couldn't hide, Ermei reminded him with side eyes, don't lose and cry your nose?

It's coming, and the law of agitation has started filming?

Di Yun rolled her eyes, and said angrily: "Say it, whoever found it knows who knows, don't think about ......it."

"That's it, this time, look at how my brother embarrassed us and laughed......"

Li Ping nodded in agreement, and said something back, don't let us make fun of my brother for the rest of his life, okay?

Wang Langjun spread his hands speechlessly, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, the rag I said wiped the fish."

Actually, it was you who grabbed the food last time, and you knocked over a bowl of abalone and wiped it on the table......"

"Flutter, cluck, brother, you're so bad, you remember that incident, use it to make fun of us, stop ......"

"Giggles, Lang Jun, don't run, you treat us as fish, like becoming a bad guy, tell me clearly......"

That time, the three of them didn't eat any fish, and looking at the abalone scattered on the table, they drooled greedily, and Sensei was depressed and funny......