Chapter 011: Demonstration (1)

Grandpa Huo listened to Liu Min's words that she was not leaving, and stared at her in surprise; Liu Min glanced at Grandpa Huo unhurriedly and said calmly: "Grandpa Huo, haven't you seen this woman catch fish in a tight water?" She asked for 100 taels of silver, and dared to ask how much this family was worth! ”

Liu Min spoke solemnly and took a few steps closer to 1.49 meters; Said: "Did you understand what I said just now?" ”

One meter forty-nine looked at Liu Min in a daze and didn't speak, Liu Min grabbed her shoulders and picked her up from the ground and said fiercely: "Don't play dead dog, stand up and talk!" ”

Liu Min picked up 1.49 meters from the ground and stared into her eyes and repeated the previous words: "Did you understand what Minzi said just now?" ”

Yi.49 thought that Liu Min was going to beat her again, so he was so frightened that he stepped back and said, "What are you going to do with a thief girl?" I didn't listen to what you were talking about just now! ”

Liu Min saw that he heard 1.49 meters say this, and did not arrest her again; Ding Ding said in a loud voice: "You didn't hear it, did you?" Well, I didn't hear Toshiko tell you again! ”

Liu Min cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Grandpa Huo wants to take Minzi away and you ask for 100 taels of silver, tell you that Grandpa Huo doesn't have 100 taels of silver; Even if there is, it won't be given to you! ”

After a pause, he stared at 1.49 meters and said, "In view of this situation, Toshiko will not leave; Stay with you! But from today onwards you have to do housework, cook, go up the mountain to chop wood, and if you are still lazy and a pig like before, Toshiko will beat people! ”

One meter forty-nine began to cry, looked at Liu Min cowardly and said, "Thief girl, you want the life of the old lady!" You said that doing housework and cooking are still energetic, but where can you go up the mountain and chop firewood! ”

Grandpa Huo took the opportunity to interject and said, "Okay, from today onwards, you will cook at home; You can't be a shrew anymore and scold off the street, and you Liu Er! ”

Grandpa Huo pointed his finger at Liu Er, who was standing on the side, and said, "The rice in your rice field is about to dry up, and everyone is watering; I didn't see you take a step in the field, how much grain can you harvest without watering more than a dozen acres of rice fields and wheat fields? How to pay rent to Jixian Temple! If this continues, Jixian Temple will have to take away the land......"

After Grandpa Huo said this, he glanced at one meter four nine and said, "Xiao Hongping, can you do what you just said about cooking on the stove from today onwards?" ”

One meter forty-nine stared at Grandpa Huo with eyes like dead fish, and then looked at Liu Min, and saw Liu Min staring at her like a tiger with unblinking eyes; The mouth opened and closed.

However, in the end, under the strong pressure of Grandpa Huo and Liu Min, 1.49 meters still stabbed and feared: "I'll try it first!" ”

"It's not a try, it's a real thing!" Liu Min saw that 1.49 meters said the words of trying, and suddenly became majestic; Yizheng Yan said: "If you don't cook again, then it's no wonder that Toshiko is not polite to you!" ”

Huo Renfu laughed loudly and said, "Lao Huo has heard a story about a lazy woman in ancient India who has never cooked once since she entered her husband's house; Her husband takes care of all three meals a day. One day the husband was going out of the house, and knowing that his wife was lazy, he baked a few flatbreads for her to put around her neck! The husband returned home five days later to find that his wife had starved to death, and the reason for starving to death was that the woman had eaten only the bread in front of her mouth; The bread on both sides of the mouth and behind it is still intact! ”

After Huo Renfu finished telling the story, he said to 1.49 meters mockingly: "The eldest sister of the Liu family is very similar to that Indian lazy woman!" If you don't do something to stretch out your hand to eat and open your mouth, the end will only be starvation! ”

Yi.49 listened to Huo Renfu's serious speech, and said as if he was touched: "Then I'll try ......" As soon as the word test came out, he hurriedly retracted it and said: "I'll do it, but ...... But ......"

"But what?" Grandpa Huo picked up the words: "If you have something to say, say it directly, don't squeak like a duck egg!" ”

"I said I wouldn't do it, let Toshiko teach ......" Yi.49 finally said what was in his heart.

Grandpa Huo laughed "poof", pointed his finger at one meter forty-nine and said: "Xiao Hongping told the truth today, sister, then you can teach her!" ”

Liu Min said with a hammer: "There's nothing to say about this, she hasn't been in the kitchen for several years; I'm afraid I can't even make a fire! ”

Liu Min said in his mouth, and couldn't help but think of the ending song of the later "Fence Woman and Dog":

Life is a mess of hemp

It was also a flower made of hemp rope

Life is a thread

There are also small knots that can't be solved

Life is a road

How can there be no potholes

Life is a glass of wine

Full of the ups and downs of life

Oooh

……

Life is like colorful satin

It's also a difficult painting to describe

Life is a piece of sunshine

But he often sprinkled the cold wind and bitter rain

Life is a vine

Summing up a few bitter melons

Life is a song

Singing about life

Bittersweet and sad years

Oh oh oh oh oh

Life is a vine

Summing up a few bitter melons

Life is a song

Singing about life

Bittersweet and sad years

Oh oh oh oh oh

1.49 meters is not a beautiful girl, but after marrying Liu Er, she wanted to live a life as a lady who came to her clothes and stretched out her hands to eat; And this kind of life is imposed on Liu Min.

Liu Min did not dare to resist the obscenity of 1.49 meters due to her young age, and the situation changed after the medical doctor of the 21st century occupied her original position.

Liu Min can no longer live in the shadow of 1.49 meters, she has to fight back.

Hey! With this rebellion, a bad thing becomes a good thing; The lazy donkey Xiao Hongping is really in the trap.

When Grandpa Huo saw that Liu Min agreed to teach Xiao Hongping to cook, he suddenly became excited; looked at the woman who had been lazy and said, "Sister of the Liu family, today's matter is both bad and good; For no reason, you will become a good woman who is diligent and thrifty! ”

Grandpa Huo said to Liu Min: "Sister, let's strike while the iron is hot; Take your mother to the kitchen to teach her how to cook! ”

Grandpa Huo is really polite, and he has always called Xiao Hongping Liu Min's mother; But Grandpa Huo's words are too easy, let the child teach his mother to cook? It's not: cherries on the locust tree, peppers planted on the willow tree, drums, trumpets, carts pulling sedan chairs, flies trampling dead donkeys, ants trampling bridges, wood sinking to the bottom, stones floating in water, chickens holding hungry mice, little mice pulling a big civet cat, you say it's funny......

In fact, there is nothing to laugh at, as the old saying goes: there are a hundred different kinds of people. People are divided into three, six, nine and so on, and the wood is divided into pear and red sandalwood.

Lazy women are a fact that exists in real life, from ancient times to the present and all dynasties; Xiao Hongping's lazy woman is largely the result of her exploitation of Liu Min, if Liu Min had the ability to resist at the beginning; I'm afraid that a lazy woman won't be overbearing over there.

Feng Shui takes turns, come to my house today; Liu Min resisted today, and the lazy woman's attitude immediately relaxed.

Liu Min led Xiao Hongping into the kitchen, followed by Grandpa Huo and Liu Er.

Grandpa Huo talked to Liu Er as he walked: "Can't you cheer up your turtle grandson?" Soaking in a vat all day will kill you sooner or later! Take a look in the kitchen and immediately go to the field to irrigate! ”

After Liu Min walked into the kitchen, he first introduced Xiao Hongping and said: "This is the water tank, this is the pot for cooking rice, this is the basin for washing rice and noodles, and this is the bellows ......"

Liu Min introduced the stove to Xiao Hongping, and opened the crockpot containing rice to see; Seeing that the rice inside was not enough to make even one meal, he looked at Huo Renfu and smiled and said, "Grandpa Huo, Toshiko just said that he wanted to go to Uncle Buffalo to mix some rice......