Chapter 352: You kid really thinks about it

Open your eyes.

It's dawn.

The bandit was lying on the ground. I haven't been in the habit of sleeping in the same bed with someone else, let alone a man. Although he was too drunk last night, in a daze, the bandit still found a quilt, made a bunk on the ground, and slept on the ground. And Cui Er's crotch slept on his bed.

Get up.

Hu Bandit folded the quilt, listening to the snoring of Cui Er's crotch shaking the mountain, as if he was about to trample on the sky, he shook his head, walked to the table, picked up the teapot and poured water into his stomach. After getting drunk, the adverse reaction appeared, the head was still heavy, but fortunately it didn't hurt, the throat was sour, and I felt like my stomach was burning in a panic. The bandit turned his face first, and then went towards the old man.

You have to eat something, otherwise this stomach will be over, and you won't be able to make a stomach bleed or something in the future, so you can only sigh at the wine, and hate to drink. If that's the case, then you'll still enjoy eating meat and drinking in a big bowl.

"Old man, I'm hungry!"

As soon as you enter the door. The bandits shouted.

The old man was busy and said, "You kid got up so early?" I didn't see you drink less last night, how about it, are you okay? ”

Hu Bandit shook his head and said, "Hey, don't mention it, I don't remember how I went back." I must have drunk the fragments. ”

The old man glanced at the bandit and said, "You young people, you don't know how to take care of your body, is that the wine drunk by your mother?" Use your stomach as a wine jar! ”

Hu Bandit smiled awkwardly and said, "Isn't this Lao Cui here, plus everyone is in a big disaster and has broken out of Wuyi County, happy, let's drink more." ”

The old man shook his head helplessly, this kind of thing, he really can't take care of it, and they don't listen to what he says......

Although the old man was helpless, he still cared about the bandit very much, and said with a straight face: "Drink, drink, when you drink to death, my old man is responsible for burying you......" Seeing that the bandit's face was dark, the old man said again, "What do you want to eat?" There is porridge, there are buns, and there is a little braised pork left last night! ”

As soon as the bandit heard these foods, saliva suddenly surged in his mouth, and he almost didn't crawl out of the hook in his throat, "Hehe, everything!" ”

The old man was angry, "You kid is not a picky eater!" As he spoke, he took out a bowl of hot braised pork from the pot and handed it to the bandit, pointed to the table over there, and said, "Hurry up, I'll bring it to you in a while!" ”

"Hey, thank you, old man!" As he spoke, the bandit went over beautifully, walked, and reached out to grab a piece of braised pork from the bowl and stuffed it into his mouth, and suddenly a fragrant smell of meat spread in his mouth, making the bandit eat all over his face.

"Hey, you kid, do you wash your hands, just grab it with your hands!" The old man scolded.

Hu Bandit smiled: "I've washed it, don't worry, it's clean!" As he spoke, he ignored the old man, sat down on the side, and devoured it.

In his eyes, the old man was angry and funny: "This kid ......" is really helpless against the bandits. Sighing, the old man hurriedly picked up buns for the bandit and went to serve porridge.

"Yo, it's delicious!?"

Hu Bandit was eating beautifully, as if he had claws growing out of his throat, and hooked the braised pork into his mouth, that is, his mouth was not big enough, otherwise he could swallow the whole bowl.

There's no way, I patronized and drank wine last night, and I didn't eat much at all, plus after digesting a bowl of it, I already had no inventory in my stomach. In addition, the wine in the stomach turned sour, which made the stomach even hungrier and gurgle. There is too much sour water, and it is useless to eat several pieces of braised pork. That's why Hu Bandit has the idea that he can't swallow a whole bowl in one go.

That is, when he was eating deliciously, the voice of Dai Ruliu came from behind him.

Hu Bandit turned around and smiled, and said, "Yo, Sister Liu'er is here, have you eaten?" ”

Dai Ruliu said: "Not yet!" ”

Hu Bandit said: "Then you can catch up, come and come, try the old man's braised pork." ”

Dai Ruliu shook his head and said, "You don't get tired of eating so fat early in the morning!?" ”

Hu Bandit said: "Hey, isn't this hungry, besides, for me, fat meat tastes!" ”

Dai Ruliu said: "Then you can enjoy it yourself, I can't be blessed with this thing!" As he spoke, he sat down across from the bandits.

When Hu Bandit saw that she was holding a medical kit in her hand, the kind that was seized from the little devil, he knew what she was here for, and he couldn't help but feel a warm heart, so he said, "Come on, then I'll get you a bowl of porridge." With that, the bandit went off in a hurry.

The old man saw it in his eyes, and glared angrily, "You kid, okay, when the girl didn't come just now, you kid just sat there, like an uncle, just thinking about enjoyment!" Yes, now that the girl is here, you kid is diligent, who are you doing to show you! Why did you feed such a guy......"

Hu Bandit said: "Less nonsense, old man, what about the buns!" ”

"Hey, it's not big or small, I owe you!" The old man gave the bandit a blank look, but he still stretched out his hand and handed the bun to the bandit. He is against the bandits, that is, the knife mouth, the tofu heart.

The bandit smiled, "Thank you, old man." As he spoke, he came to Dai Ruliu in a hurry, put things down, and said, "Hurry up, Sister Liu'er, while it's hot!" ”

Dai Ruliu said: "Then I'm not welcome." ”

Hu Bandit said: "Don't be polite, if you are polite, I can be anxious with you!" ”

Then Dai Ruliu took the porridge and drank it in small sips. She is here Sven, but the bandit is like a bandit, a big bun, one bite into the mouth, and then pick up a piece of braised pork and stuff it into the mouth, as if she has never eaten meat in eight lifetimes.

Seeing it in his eyes, Dai Ruliu couldn't help but laugh. Thinking about the nonsense that the bandit talked to Cui Er's crotch when he was drunk last night, Dai Ruliu couldn't help but want to laugh. This teased and said: "Hu bandit, you are really good, do you know, just the words you said to Cui Erye last night, but you can't be ashamed of the rain and cold." I originally thought that you kid was thin-skinned, but I didn't think about it, you kid pretends to be in front of us on weekdays! also shouted loudly that he wanted to have a son with Yuhan, take him to fight the little devil, and let your son have another son, and then you two will take your grandson to fight the little devil, you, you, you kid really want to ......"

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The bandit listened to it, and was so shocked that he could stuff a fist with his mouth open, what is the situation? Who do you say? Such a stinky and shameless thing is to kill me, and I won't say it, okay!? Sister Liu'er, you are the arranger! Be careful that I'm in a hurry with you......

Over there, I was afraid that Hu Bandit's bowl of braised pork would not be enough, and the old man Wang, who came over with a bowl of braised pork, heard this, but the corners of his mouth were raised, and the two residual teeth in his mouth were exposed, "Hehe, is there such a thing?" Hey, hurry, girl, you have to tell me about it! ”

Hu Bandit was so embarrassed that he couldn't find a crack to get into, and when he saw that the old man was about to fall into the well, he couldn't help glaring at the old man.

But the old man was even more energetic......

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