Chapter 0348: Tang Hu made trouble
Everyone said that Nalan Xin was the military advisor of the Flying Tiger Ninth Division, and as soon as his words came out, everyone praised them repeatedly, and Tang Yuan also felt a little interesting, so he reported to the commandery, asked for the commander's opinion, and signed Tang Yuan.
Three days later, the handsome Zhang Yunlong replied: "Stinky boy, be honest with me." ”
Yes, it was not adopted, and I was scolded.
In fact, being rejected by the commander was also within Tang Yuan's expectations, he thought in advance that the possibility of passing was less than two percent, even if Zhang Yunlong agreed, Zhao Guangxu, the superintendent, would not easily agree, as long as he did not agree, this battle would not be fought.
Feng Feima, who was in charge of delivering the letter, walked up to Li Xian with a hippie smile and said secretly: "Fourth master, there is a fun thing, do you want to hear it?" ”
"Oh, that's funny, let's hear about it."
"I went to the camp in Guozhou this time, and I heard about such a thing, the Xuanjia Army Cao Bao Department had a private beauty pageant." Feng Feima said with a wicked smile.
"Beauty pageant?" Li Xian glanced at Feng Feima: "The officers of the Liang army have a lot of things to do with hiding women, and Tang Yuan still hides a girl You, what's so strange about this?" ”
"Yes, it's not unusual to have Tibetan women."
Hearing this, Li Xian's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "Cao Bao likes men?" ”
"It is estimated that it was not chosen by Cao Bao, I heard that this matter was carried out in secret, but unfortunately there are many people and things are not confidential, and it was rumored that the beauty pageant man is Cao Bao's general and secretary Lang Suli." Feng Feima said mysteriously: "I guess, Cao Bao is choosing someone else." ”
"Who do you think he's choosing?"
"You think, he must be trying to please someone, and this person must be a woman." Speaking of this, Feng Feima didn't say anything, and looked at Li Xian with a mysterious expression that penetrated the heavens.
Li Xian nodded understandingly, and said solemnly: "Empress Dowager Cao." ”
The two men smiled sarcastically.
The door curtain opened, and it happened that Tang Yuan walked out, saw that the two of them were plotting and smiled evilly, and said, "What good thing are you two studying?" ”
"Nothing." Li Xian said.
Tang Yuan looked at Li Xian with a cold face, and seeing that he didn't want to say it, he didn't force it, so he strode away, followed by five servants.
Li Xian chased after him, stopped Zhang Ga and asked, "What happened, why did the eldest brother have such an expression?" ”
"The three generals are in trouble."
"What's wrong?"
"I'm drinking too much and whipping the soldiers."
Li Xian was speechless.
The third brother has this temper, he is not a human being when he drinks, and he can do anything to bully men and women.
This Tang Hu is actually only twenty-one years old, but he has dark skin, an extremely majestic figure, a beard, a leopard's head and eyes, and explosive muscles like a calf.
This kid was healed from his fractures, and he didn't leave any root causes, and he stayed in the army all day and was bored, and he couldn't get a woman to relieve his boredom, so he was angry with the little soldier, and he beat him to death when he drank wine.
This matter reached Tang Yuan's ears, and Tang Yuan was furious, no, he took someone to find Tang Hu.
"Stop!"
Tang Yuan walked into Tang Hu's camp and shouted, "Quickly release that soldier." ”
"He made a mistake, what's the matter, I can't beat it?" Tang Hu is drunk and crazy.
"As long as he doesn't want to be a deserter, he won't fight to the death." Tang Yuan sat down, "Let him go." ”
"I won't let him go, he just wants to escape, and if I get him back, I'm going to beat him to death." Tang Hu held a horsewhip in his hand, and he raised his hand to fight.
Tang Yuan made a look, and the servants took down the drunken Tang Hu and pressed him to the ground.
Tang Hu is a typical skinless and faceless person, he didn't feel faceless when he was pressed to the ground, and pleaded: "Xiaofeng, it's all your fault, you say, you'd rather pay for Ma Butong to buy a girl than buy it for me, what's wrong if I don't take Xiaobing to be angry?" Why don't you buy me a girl like Miss Wang, and I won't cause trouble from now on, won't you?" ”
Tang Yuan narrowed his eyes, and said in his heart: Stinky boy, you finally told the truth, you pretended to be crazy and stupid, just forcing me to buy you a girl.
Tang Yuan counted with his fingers in his heart, now Tang Hu has a wife and more than 20 concubines, of which only five were admitted to the Tang family by him, and the remaining dozen or so have not been to Luoyang for so long, it is estimated that they have already run away with others. Tang Hu, this kid, can't save money in his pocket, his mother, sister, daughter-in-law, and five concubines are all supported by Tang Yuan.
"Do you want to be ashamed?" Tang Yuan was finally scolded by Tang Hu angrily: "Are you human?" You're a beast. ”
"Yes, I'm a beast. Oh, you let go of me, what's the matter, are you still worried that I won't be able to do anything to my eldest brother? Tang Hu shouted.
Zhang Ga glanced at Tang Yuan, and when he saw that Tang Yuan didn't say anything, he let go, Zhang Ga let go, and the others also let go, Tang Hu rolled on the ground, then sat directly on the mud floor, pointed at Tang Yuan and said, "Do you buy it for me?" If you don't buy it for me, I'll go out and grab it. ”
Looking at Tang Hu who was playing the living treasure Sarai, Tang Yuan really couldn't cry or laugh, and he really didn't have a way to take him, Tang Yuan sighed and said: "Back then, Shu Han also had a third general, surnamed Zhang Mingfei Ziyide, who also had a problem of drunken beating small soldiers, but later he was gouged out of his eyes, cut off his head, and his head was in a different place. ”
Tang Yuan scared Tang Hu.
Tang Hu rolled his eyes and glanced at the little soldier who was beaten half to death: "Then I'll kill him first." ”
"You stay for me!" Tang Yuan said: "Send him to Chen Bao's camp, don't stay with you, it's really unlucky, your kid's mind is a woman except for fighting, can't you pretend to be anything else?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, will you buy it for me?" Tang Hu drooped his head and said sullenly.
"Are you going to beg me like that?"
Seeing that Tang Yuan showed signs of relenting, Tang Hu came to his senses, and said with a hippie smile: "I know that my eldest brother feels sorry for me, hey, I promise you that as long as I have a girl, I will not cause trouble from now on." ”
Tang Yuan slapped Tang Hu on the head, turned around and left, and said as he walked, "I hope so." ”
After dealing with Tang Hu's matter, he heard that a lieutenant of the Fifth Regiment had violated the people's daughter, Tang Yuan waved his sleeves and said, "Beheaded." ”。
Liu Tan, the head of the Fifth Regiment, blinked his eyes, had something to say, and swallowed it back. Liu Tan knew in his heart that Tang Yuan favored Tang Hu, which did not mean that he also spoiled others. What kind of combat power does Tang Hu have, everyone knows in their hearts that this person is a double-edged sword, a sharp blade to kill the enemy on the battlefield, he is the most dangerous to the enemy, but when he is not fighting, Tang Hu is the biggest danger to friendly forces. This kid has a hot brain, he can do anything, and others can't mess with him.
I can't fight, I can't scold, I can't scold, I can't do anything, and he has no skin and no face, he seems to only care about four people in the world today, his mother Tang Liu, his little sister Tang Xiaomi, worship the eldest brother Tang Yuan, and the second brother Chen Bao, except for these four people, they are all farts in Tang Hu's eyes.