Chapter 423: The Wonderful Wooden Man
Although he was not hung by his hands and feet, but like a fat pig with four hooves upside down, facing the roof and facing the ground, the man who was hung up was still miserable, especially at this moment, when he noticed that someone had entered the house, he could only struggle to let out a babbling moan, silently begging people to put him down.
Fortunately, only a moment later, he heard a voice that made him ecstatic: "Ah Liu, release the person first." ”
"Oh." With this simple word, he only felt that the rope that had hung his hands and feet suddenly lightened, and before he could be happy, the whole person fell suddenly. At this moment, he was shocked, but just when he thought he was going to hit the ground hard, he was kicked in the buttocks, and he fell to the ground.
This pounce should have been a dog gnawing mud, but he only felt that when the whole person fell to the ground, it didn't hurt much, but the kick on the ass was really not light.
However, he soon couldn't care about the sharp pain in his buttocks, because when he fell to the ground, the rope that bound his hands and feet suddenly broke, and he only felt that the countless muscles in his body were numb and painful like pins and needles, and the pain was so painful that even tears came out. Fortunately, his mouth was still blocked at this time, and he wanted to scream but couldn't scream, so he could only toss and turn desperately, trying to offset the pain of being hung for too long.
It was easy to wait for the tormenting pain to subside a lot, and he saw the young man who had just taken him in front of him come forward and took off his gag with one hand. But at this moment, he didn't even have the strength to shout, and he was even more afraid that if he behaved inappropriately, the other party would change his way to toss him, and he didn't dare to move at all, but tried to beg for mercy in a hoarse voice.
"The little one is just confused for a while, and the lard is blinded, so I want to steal something, and I beg you to spare the little one this time......"
Before this person could finish speaking, Lu Sanlang came forward with a gloomy face, looked at the person congenously for a while, and suddenly stepped heavily on the five fingers of this guy's left hand. However, before anyone could scream, he saw Ah Liu's lightning bolt stuffing the gag cloth back just now, and the person's voice was blocked in his throat.
Lu Sanlang was naturally very happy with this kind of exquisite cooperation, he nodded to Ah Liu, then looked down, and said word by word: "You still say these foolish words...... I'm so easy to deceive when you're a master? This is the national eunuch, idlers are not allowed to trespass, from the scholar to the scholar, and then to the miscellaneous servants under the bottom, I know all of them, but I have never seen you. ”
"An outsider, touched the house of the country to be a thief, this is already a strange story, but you are also familiar with my house, gently and skillfully unlocked the lock, but now it is said that it is a moment of confusion? Do you think I'm a three-year-old? ”
The man bullied Zhang Shou and Lu Sanlang to be young, and even felt that the young man who captured him was just a powerful martial artist, and he was going to show a sincere gesture of begging for mercy in order to fool the past, even if he was sent to Shuntian Mansion to be punished as a thief, at most he would be beaten by a board, and he never thought that Lu Saburo would be so sensitive.
He had a bad heart, but when he wanted to beg for mercy at this time, he couldn't say a word because of the gag.
Seeing that people were working hard but could only make babbling sounds, Lu Sanlang smiled, turned his head sideways and said to Ah Liu: "Ah Liu, you are proficient in martial arts, but you should only know the eighteen kinds of martial arts, and you haven't heard of the eighteen kinds of torture, right?" ”
Ah Liu blinked his eyes and shook his head seriously: "I haven't heard of it." ”
Zhang Shou discovered for the first time that Lu Sanlang and Ah Liu could also have a tacit understanding, so he simply held his hands and watched the two of them sing double reeds. Sure enough, the next moment, he only heard Lu Sanlang smile and start talking.
"First, it was the cool official of the Tang Dynasty who came to Junchen to invite the gentleman into the urn when he invited another cool official, Zhou Xingshi. Strip a person naked, throw it into a large urn, then put firewood around the large urn, and then light a fire. If you don't move, the fire will naturally burn more and more, and in the end, it will become a cooking trend. If you are a person made of iron, and you have turned into juice under such fierce fire, do you say that you are a trick or not? ”
Ah Liu's face twitched, and then he glanced at Lu Saburo: "I don't read much, don't coax me." ”
"How can I coax you? This story was first published in "The Ruling and Opposition Records", and was later included in "Zizhi Tongjian" by Sima Guang. ”
Lu Sanlang didn't look at the man who trembled like chaff on the ground, and said eloquently: "Second, the punishment of grooming." After being exiled, Wu Sansi refused to let him go, sent someone to tie him up, and then sharpened the bamboo and tied it together to make a bamboo chariot, and used this bamboo chariot to brush off the skin and flesh on his back layer by layer, and waited until the meat was full of white bones, and then killed him with a cane. ”
This time, even Zhang Shou couldn't help but feel terrified. Was this kid Lu Sanlang suppressed too much by Lu Juan in the past, so he had nothing to do to study torture? When Lu Saburo said the palace punishment there in a vivid voice, even Ah Liu looked at Lu Saburo's eyes, as if he was looking at a monster, and the man on the ground was even more frightened, as if he would faint in the next moment.
Seeing that the man's demeanor was wrong, Ah Liu suddenly stepped forward without saying a word and picked up the person, and then came to the door in three or two steps, opened the door and threw the person out of the door. Not only him, but Lu Saburo, who was a step slower to react and followed, also smelled it, and immediately covered his mouth and nose.
"Scared to pee? Looking at the tall and big guy, it's so useless? ”
Zhang Shou was simply ridiculous. You torture people on the left and scare people on the right, and even take out the palace punishment, and now you still dislike people for not being iron-clad enough? However, after laughing, he already realized that if this person is not really able to bend and stretch, then he is indeed not an important person, but an ordinary market person who bullies the weak and fears the hard.
So, he glanced at Ah Liu, and when Ah Liu immediately stepped forward and took out the gag cloth in the person's mouth again, he asked in a deep voice: "Say, why did you sneak into the Guozi Prison?" Who instructed you? ”
The man was rubbed into a puddle of mud by Ah Liu and Lu Sanlang, and at this moment, he said with a crying voice: "The villain really just collects money from people and eliminates disasters for people." They gave the villain twenty pieces of money and a map, and asked the villain to hide one thing in a secret place in the room......"
As soon as these words came out, Lu Sanlang, who was originally pried open and was a little smug, suddenly changed his face. He rushed forward and asked sharply, "Where is the thing?" ”
"Before the villain could be placed, he was caught by this little brother! The thing is in the arms of the villain, it is a wooden figure, probably someone wants to frame the boy for stealing things...... The little one is really confused for a while......"
didn't wait for this guy to beg for mercy again, Ah Liu directly smashed the person unconscious with a knife, and then used the fastest speed to copy and inspect the person, that technique is so skillful, it is not the first time to do this kind of thing.
However, neither Zhang Shou nor Lu Sanlang had time to care about Ah Liu's talent. At this time, it was outside the number house, although there were no prisoners and scholars here at the moment, but it was difficult to guarantee that no one would come, so Lu Sanlang didn't wait for Ah Liu to find something, he hurriedly said: "I'll go in and take a look, in case someone hides something here, it's a big deal!" ”
"There you go." Zhang Shou naturally knew the severity, and after a pause, he reminded, "I didn't leave many important things in the house before, because most of them moved back to Zhang Yuan." You look through it carefully, and pay attention to the suspicious writing that can be mixed in. ”
Lu Saburo nodded with a gloomy face, and then ran back to the house with a smoke. At this moment, he was very glad that he had nothing important on his side except for a large number of math problems and calculation papers. But even so, he couldn't help but think in his heart, even someone here has made up his mind, it seems that this house can no longer be lived!
Ah Liu's body search was fruitful. What money bags, sweat towels, ear diggers...... The things found from the man's body were piled up on the ground, and the small wooden figure was extra eye-catching. When he took it and sent it to Zhang Shou, and then went to inspect other items, Zhang Shou took the wooden figure and looked at it carefully.
At a glance, he felt that the wooden figure with exquisite carving and vivid expression seemed to be the emperor, of course, not the Son of Heaven at this age, but the young Son of Heaven. Although he was dressed in civilian clothes, the man carried one hand behind his back, the other hand held a sword, his eyebrows were upside down, and his mouth was slightly open, as if he was scolding. If it weren't for the fact that this thing was extraordinary, he even had the urge to give it to the emperor to evaluate the carver.
He looked at it upside down for a while, and finally found some extremely subtle words on the base. Even if you squint your eyes, you can't see clearly for a while without a magnifying glass and when the outdoor light is particularly strong.
So, without thinking about it, he turned back to the room, and didn't look at Lu Saburo who was rummaging through the cabinets, and after getting familiar with the change of light, he took the wooden figure upside down, squinted his eyes again and concentrated on distinguishing the words. However, when he could basically read the words clearly, his expression suddenly became strange.
Don't forget, immortal longevity. Never give up, and the age will always be ......
At this moment, he really hopes that he will read less, so he has not read "Dream of Red Mansions", and he will not remember that this is the origin of Jia Baoyu and Xue Baochai's golden and jade relationship - isn't it the words on the jade and the golden lock piece? He originally thought that the words under this wooden man must be something like a witch curse, but now it seems that the curse is a fart!
This is obviously a good blessing, coupled with this vivid and vivid emperor's expression that can be used as an emoji, he even doubts which famous craftsman directly carved the emperor as a model, or a skillful craftsman who can remember the demeanor of the human god at a glance! As for why these sixteen characters are so coincidental, they are the same as in Dream of Red Mansions...... God knows if it will have something to do with that magical Taizu!
And at this time, Lu Sanlang, who rummaged through the cabinets but didn't find someone else's hands and feet for the time being, finally noticed Zhang Shou who entered the house, and saw the wooden figure in his hand, and hurried over: "Little sir, what is this wooden man...... Hey? ”
Lu Sanlang's mouth opened all of a sudden, he gasped, and his speech became stammered.
"It's not ...... Isn't this the emperor? ”
It wasn't until he was slapped by Zhang Shou that the little fat man suddenly realized, and then quickly stretched out his hand to cover his mouth. When he saw Zhang Shou pinching the wooden man with an expressionless face, he put down his hand and asked with some wistfulness: "Little sir, this wooden man is on top...... You can't engrave it, right? ”
If there is any curse engraved on this, it will really be a big case that shocks the government and the opposition! In that case, whether he was framed or not, it would cause a huge problem! Don't look at him having a powerful father who quits his job and doesn't retire, don't look at Zhang Shou who has the first teacher in the dynasty, and the father-in-law of the Holy Family Zhenglong, all of them can't bear it!
Zhang Shou glanced at the little fat man who was about to run down in a cold sweat, and was about to speak, when he saw the door pushed, but Ah Liu, who was empty-handed, came in, so he asked, "Have you checked all those things?" ”
"I've checked them all, and I've roasted the sweat towel and money bag with fire, and tried to wet them with water, but they didn't show any handwriting."
Knowing that Ah Liu was meticulous, Zhang Shou naturally believed that the rest of the things didn't matter, so he handed the wooden figure over: "The words engraved on the bottom of this wooden figure are too small, can you recognize it for me?" ”
Ah Liu took it without thinking, and when he looked upside down, he immediately read it out as good as his eyesight and ear: "Don't forget, Xianshou Hengchang." Never give up, and the age will always be ...... Huh, what does this mean? ”
Not to mention that Ah Liu, who raised his head, was full of puzzlement, and even Lu Saburo was dumbfounded. Immediately after, the latter shouted: "I know, this must be ......" He suddenly covered his mouth again, and then rushed to Zhang Shou, and said in a very low voice, "Little sir, this must be an old thing in the palace, or even an old thing around the emperor, someone wants to frame me for stealing things in the palace!" ”
Before he finished speaking, he slapped Zhang Shou again: "Can you enter the Qianqing Palace?" ”
Lu Saburo was dumbfounded. Don't say it's him, even his father Lu Juan, the number of times he has advanced to the Qianqing Palace is only a handful, and every time he quits after speaking, let alone stealing things, it's impossible to touch anything! So, he pondered for a while, and then said stupidly: "Maybe it's to slander Miss Zhu for stealing the emperor's things?" ”
Although this is indeed a speculation, Zhang Shou thinks about the idiot outside who was bought and infiltrated into the Guozijian to frame him, how do he think that this is simply child's play to the extreme. With such a rough design, is the mastermind behind it a whim, or is it a broken head? Even if it's a very two-person like the second prince, he won't be so stupid, right?
Zhang Shou shook his head slightly, and then suddenly smiled: "Instead of guessing, it's better to be simple and rude." Ah Liu, go out and tie up someone, and we will send it to the Shuntian Mansion together. Lu Sanlang, you go to the Zhao Guogong Mansion and send a letter to Yingying first to tell her about it. ”
He snorted lightly and said unquestionably: "Things are out, it's better to poke things out than to hide them." Although the Shuntian Mansion is without Wang Datou in charge, Zhang Chen and his father seem to be ruling without action, but the dignified Qin Guogong is not a vegetarian, at least poke out the matter of someone framing you first! ”
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