When Ju Zhisheng heard this, he was not afraid, and reached out to take the medicine bag. Usman walked south and north, he was a person who had seen the world, he hurriedly stopped, he glanced at the three dogs, and said with a smile: "This military master, I don't know who entrusted you to save us, and please give me a name, so that I can repay you in the future." ”

Sangou said impatiently: "When you do things, you always only recognize money, and don't ask your name or surname!" If you can't believe it, don't eat it, anyway, the master collected the money, save only this time, after this village, there will be no such shop, it's up to you! ”

After that, the three dogs returned to the wine table and gave the order, but they didn't pay attention to them at all.

Ju Zhisheng saw that he annoyed Sangou and complained: "Usman, what do you mean? Someone rescued us out, you are still not happy, this kind of broken place, this world does not want to stay for a while, you like you to stay, this world wants to go out! ”

Before he finished speaking, he had already taken the medicine bag in his hand, and was about to open it and pour it into his mouth.

Usman hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it, Ju Zhisheng's eyes widened, Usman hurriedly explained, he lowered his voice, and said, "Shizi, don't you think it's strange? Few people know about our coming to Chang'an, who will save us? And you look at the look on this jailer's face, it is clear that he doesn't know your identity, otherwise he would have been sincerely afraid. Why would a person who doesn't know our identity use money to save us? ”

Ju Zhisheng was not a fool after all, and when he heard Usman say this, he also hesitated a little.

Usman picked up the medicine bag and said, "Shizi, do you know what kind of medicine this is?" ”

"What medicine?" Ju Zhisheng frowned and said, "Since someone used money to save us, did he dare to poison us?" ”

Hearing this, Usman was almost about to scold his mother, when he was in Gaochang, he heard that the son of Gaochang was a bastard who did not learn and did not know, pretentious but with low eyes, and a straw bag. He still didn't believe it, but he followed Ju Zhisheng these days, but he saw a clue, and after entering this prison, the true colors of the straw bag were revealed. He's not just a straw bale, he's a big straw bale, and he speaks like a retard, which makes people angry!

But helplessly, he still had a place to rely on Usman, so he had to say patiently: "Shizi, you must not be unguarded, this is Chang'an, not Gaochang." We are outsiders, and we have no dependence. This medicine bag contains croton powder, and after eating it, although it will not lead to death, it will suffer! ”

"Croton powder?" Usman said blankly: "What is it for?" ”

I really don't understand anything! Usman gritted his teeth with hatred and said, "There are worms in the horse's belly, and eating it can kill insects." But if you eat it, you will have diarrhea, and if you eat too much, it may be fatal! ”

Ju Zhisheng hurriedly said: "You rammer, aren't you stupid!" Eat too much to death, you won't eat a little less? Pretend to be miserable, can't you just be fooled? Are you still going to eat it all? ”

After speaking, Ju Zhisheng didn't hesitate any longer, turned his body sideways to block it, secretly scattered two-thirds, and the remaining one-third, turned around and deliberately let Sangou see it, and poured it into his mouth.

Seeing him like this, Usman was stunned for a moment, and secretly said in his heart, isn't it okay to eat less? Diarrhea is embarrassing, but it's nothing compared to freedom. If you go out one day earlier, you can get down to business one day earlier, and the time is urgent, so you can't delay!

Thinking like this, Usman also learned the same, fell two-thirds sideways, and ate one-third in front of the three dogs.

Sangou took the actions of these two people in his eyes and wanted to laugh in his heart. Hou Ye is really wise, and he has long guessed that these two people will cheat, eat less or not eat, and come up with a way to deal with it in advance.

Chang'an is a place, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, where all things in the world gather. Although Usman recognized the croton powder, how could the croton powder he saw in the Western Regions be compared with the croton powder in Chang'an? Croton is not produced in the Western Regions, and the croton powder transported from the Central Plains is adulterated, and the medicinal effect is much lower. In Chang'an, you can buy pure croton powder, and the medicinal strength is at least three times that of the Western Regions croton powder, not to mention eating one-third, it is one-tenth, which is enough to pull for a day and a night!

Even if you don't eat it, there are tricks. Outside the paper bag wrapped in croton powder, there is a layer of white powder that cannot be checked, if you don't distinguish it carefully, it is only thought that the croton powder inside leaks out, but in fact it is not.

This is a medicine that is not yet available to the average person. Because it is disgraceful, this kind of medicinal powder, let alone eating, will be hot when you touch a little bit. There is a saying in the market, called 'nuns are still vulgar, Taoist priests go down the mountain, eunuchs show their majesty', which shows that its effect is extraordinary.

The children of Chang'an are mostly used to pick flowers for fun, although they are repeatedly prohibited, they are repeatedly banned.

This is not Li Mu's trick, but Sangou used money to buy it in order to do things better. When he just threw the medicine bag over, he deliberately cushioned it with his sleeve, just for fear of being stained with this 'eunuch's heroic style'.

With this layer of double insurance, it is absolutely foolproof. Sangou looked at the two of them and took the medicine, a smile hooked up on the corner of his mouth, and he took the wine bowl and drank it all.

Drinking and guessing boxing, the small half hour is gone in a blink of an eye. The effect of the medicine came up, and Ju Zhisheng and Usman only felt that their intestines were as if they had been grabbed and knotted, and they hurt together. The stomach turned upside down, and the mouth was full of fart smells, and I was nauseous for a while.

At the same time, both of them felt hot and dry, and when they saw each other's faces, they were both red and purple, and their foreheads were sweating. Ju Zhisheng was a little panicked, holding his stomach and asking, "Usman, does it hurt so much after eating croton?" How does this son think, feel that this lower abdomen is ...... It's a bit unusual! ”

Usman was already a pillar of optimus, he was embarrassed when he heard it, endured the pain and discomfort, and grinned: "Shizi, you ask this question, how do your subordinates answer, although I know Croton, but I have never eaten Croton, I know that thing has diarrhea, how can my subordinates eat it, I really don't know!" ”

"Oops!" Ju Zhisheng couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted loudly: "I can't live!" Can't live! The inside of the nest is poisonous, but you can't live! ”

Before the words fell, he let out a loud fart, and suddenly the cell seemed to leak gas, and it stinked.

A fart can be regarded as disintegrating this meal, but fortunately, it is almost the same as eating and drinking. Sangou glanced at one of the jailers, and the jailer got up and walked to the door, while Sangou pinched his nose and walked over with a whip, and scolded: "Straight lady thief! What to call? It's all the same prison meal, why don't others die, but you die? I think you're looking for a fight! ”

Usman also shouted: "Military master! It really hurts! Ask the military master for mercy and find a doctor! ”

"Whew!" Sangou shook his whip and scolded: "What a big face, and I will find you a doctor?" Do you want to find a sister for you to go to the fire? I'm all in prison, and I'm still fucking pretending to be a person, just underwhelming! ”

Ju Zhisheng was still interested and rational, but when he suddenly heard the word 'sister', his only remaining reason collapsed, and he blurted out and shouted: "I want it!" Quickly find this son, this son has a lot of rewards, I ......"

"Fuck you!" Sangou was so disgusted that his hairs stood on end, and he threw a whip over and hit Ju Zhisheng's shoulder. The pain caused by the whip made Ju Zhisheng sober up a little, and he didn't dare to shout anymore, so he hid behind Usman.

Usman felt as if something was pressing against his buttocks, but he couldn't say anything at this time, just screamed that he was going to die, and the whole cell was screaming.

At this time, a rough voice came from the door of the cell, extremely impatient: "Which one wants to die?" If you want to die, don't die in prison, it's not easy for the county master to explain! ”

"Yes!" Sangou answered, opened the cell door, and glanced at the two. turned around and shouted, and a few people came over and carried the two of them out.

After getting out of the prison, the guards threw the two men into a donkey cart. Sangou took over the matter and said, "I'll do it alone, you guys go back!" I'm almost going to be on duty, so I'm not coming back, so help me talk to the cell boss. ”

One jailer said, "Neither of them are criminals, and no one will hold them accountable." Didn't they ask for a doctor, find a doctor and throw it at the door of the medical hall, whether they are dead or alive depends on their creation, and it is not a sin we have done. ”

Sangou said: "I can save it!" ”

With that, he waved his whip and the donkey cart moved slowly.

After turning two intersections, Sangou cautiously looked back, let out a sigh, and said, "You two run for your lives, be careful, don't meet Yu Hou who patrols the night, I will get you out, and it can be regarded as worthy of that girl's five dollars!" ”

Hearing the word 'girl', Ju Zhisheng's eyes straightened again, grabbed Sangou's neck and shouted: "Where is the girl, I want a girl, I want a girl in this world!" ”

"Fuck you!" Sangou rounded his mouth and slapped it, wanting to slap his face, but this Ju Zhisheng moved wildly, and suddenly hit his neck and shoulder, and fainted. Sangou threw him out of the car, pulled out the saber at his waist, and forced Usman to go down, saying, "Hurry up and get out, otherwise Lao Tzu will end up with you!" ”

Usman had no choice but to get out of the car, and the three dogs snorted, waved their whips, and the donkey cart drifted away.

But he said that this Usman, watching the donkey cart go away, finally breathed a sigh of relief. If it was left in normal times, with his outstretched hand, in the face of a person like Sangou, it would be easy to grab a knife and kill with empty hands, but now it is not possible. I have been hungry for a few days in a row, and I have just eaten croton powder again, and now my crotch has been pulled everywhere, except for the crotch that is as hard as an iron rod, I have no strength at all in other places, and I really dare not resist.

After sitting on the ground and resting for a while, Usman got up and slowly walked towards Ju Zhisheng.

Anyway, the two came out together. He had to bring Ju Zhisheng back, otherwise Ju Wentai would not be able to explain there.

Usman took two steps and suddenly stopped. He felt a little dizzy and his vision was a little blurry. He leaned against the wall and closed his eyes for a moment, and when he opened them again, his vision was clearer, but soon blurred again.

The only remaining consciousness told him that the medicine was coming up.

Subsequently, this bit of reason was gone, and he lost all consciousness, and only the word 'girl' was left in his head.

He looked down and saw that the one lying on the ground was not a beautiful woman like a flower and jade?

Usman loosened the belt of his trousers and laughed, "What a warped ass!" Look how Uncle hurts you! ”