Chapter 209 Pack up and go to the camp
I slept until dawn, and then went down the mountain and changed my appearance.
Halfway up the mountain, I saw the camp tent that I had built so hard, and I didn't know that I was burned by the turtle calf, and I was so angry for a while, but fortunately, there was a grinning head in front of the camp, which made the dog calm down quickly.
"Jin soldiers attacking the camp?"
"Yes! A hundred cavalry miles, sneaking in, killed the bandits in the barracks in one go! ”
Tang Xiaoer was afraid to add to the dog what happened last night, especially when it came to the plot where General Zhang Lao designed to trap the gold thief, counter-seize the war horse and counterattack the gold thief's own team, and then use seventeen horsemen to chase the golden soldier and eighty horsemen to run wildly, his face was full of pride.
"Phew, what does it have to do with you mud-legged assassin! Proud of the ghost ball! ”
The dog hit him hard, and then he quickly ran to the new camp to find the old general and slapped him on the back.
"The old general is mighty, the old general is really the god of war, a small move can make the golden thief wolf run and run away, and the army cannot be defeated, it is really my great Song Dynasty clanging 'mighty general', your brave boy is admired, your ......"
"Shut up!" The old man Zhou next to him pointed at the dog "jealously" and scolded: "Flim tongue! Flattering your kid is getting worse and worse! ”
"Hahaha, it's okay!" General Zhang, who was next to him, sat on a rattan chair with his beard and smiled at Old Man Zhou: "The old man hasn't heard anyone slap my ass so hard for a long time!" Hahaha, boy, do you have anything else to be obedient to? Say it and let the old man see it and not listen to it! ”
There is a word called "just enough", since it is mistaken for sycophancy, then it would be foolish to continue.
So the dog lifted the cotton robe on his body, learned the appearance of a military man, knelt on one knee and clasped his fists with both hands, and said with a serious face: "The kid is sincerely grateful to General Zhang!" If it weren't for your efforts to turn the tide last night, I would have lost my lives for thousands of brothers from Longzhou, these thousands of men are thousands of families, they have white-haired parents, ignorant children, the burden of the family is on their backs, and everyone has four or five people behind them, so you saved four or five people! Such a great kindness, the kid thanked the general for the kindness of thousands of people in Longzhou! ”
After speaking, he kowtowed respectfully on the ground.
This scene caught the old general and Old Man Zhou off guard, frowned and looked at the dog and said, "Little dog, killing thieves and protecting the people is the duty of a certain family, you are so ......"
cough, the old man Zhou next to him interrupted the old general and said, "Say it, boy, what the hell do you think about holding Old General Zhang so high?" ”
Seeing the old general who was still at a loss, he touched his beard and said with a smile: "While the old general is still confused, you quickly say, if you wait for him to react, then you can prepare to eat military sticks!" ”
This bad old man is really an old pickpocket who doesn't even eat coaxing, and he is dead-eyed.
"Cough, that Zhou Ye, before this arrives in the army, there are golden soldiers robbing grain and grass, the kid thinks, there must be a lot of danger on the road ahead, in order to avoid such casualties, why don't you let these people wear the armor transported on the car first, and wait until they reach the camp in front, and then it's not too late to come back, can you see if this is okay?"
With a bang, the old general who was originally sitting on the soft chair slapped the table and stood up, laughing at the dog: "Good boy, I boasted and knelt at the dog, I went around in a big circle and turned out to be plotting this, and the old man was dizzy and confused, and he wasted his head, it was really more laborious than killing the enemy last night, and sure enough, as Zhou Junjian said, I can't get used to you!" ”
After saying that, he picked up the dog's neck and collar, and walked to the door of the tent, lifted the curtain, rubbed, and threw it out.
"Boy, if you're bored, run around and play, don't worry about such idle things!"
Boom, the curtain is down.
The dog lying on the ground watched the figure of the old general disappear, and sighed long, with the old man Zhou here, he really couldn't do anything, what a good old man in the past, and the old man Zhou only lived for a few days before he contracted a short temper.
The master didn't say all of them, that, just give fifty pairs and let the people of Tangjia Village wear them! Really, no patience, no cute!
Turning his head, hey, a pair of white eyes, especially on the door of the braided head, a big hole the thickness of a finger still has red and white left, looking at the dog, uh, spit......
After a while, he vomited, and his stomach was empty when he hadn't eaten breakfast, and he kicked this disgusting guy far away, and a soldier who was guarding next to him chased after him with a curse.
Seeing this, the dog quickly dodged away.
Copying their hands to the room, the big flower and small flower sisters who helped Tang Laosan saw it from a distance, and greeted enthusiastically, "Brother dog!" Where did you run last night? We haven't seen you for a long time! ”
Where do you need to talk to your two little girls? It's really salty and eating radishes and worrying about things that shouldn't be taken care of, so I pouted and ignored the two of them, wandered to Tang Donggua's steamer, picked the biggest pot helmet, and took the bowl to the porridge pot in front of Tang Xiaoqi.
Dig up a spoonful of sauce and roll a green onion, return to Tang Laosan and quip: "Tang Laosan, you are all daughters, why do you want two more?" ”
Tang Laosan snorted, slapped the bamboo clip with pickles on the table, turned around and pointed at the dog and scolded: "Grandpa won't marry you even if he has a hundred daughters!" ”
The dog pouted, stretched out his hand on the tray in the hands of the people who walked in front of him, took a bowl of tea and said: "Cut, they are all guys who don't have two taels of meat on their buttocks, and the master is not uncommon!" ”
A group of people from Tangjia Village covered their mouths and laughed, Tang Laosan's face turned red with anger, and he pointed to the dog and scolded: "You are suitable for marrying an old sow!" ”
Just as the two were arguing lively, a high-pitched and fierce horn sound came from afar, and the dog squatting on the stake only lay on the ground.
"Don't be afraid, it's not the gold thief, it's the army that has responded to us!" Tang Xiaoqi said calmly to the dog.
The dog was stunned, got up and asked him, "How do you know?" ”
Tang Xiaoqi said with a smile: "Everyone knows that the old general said when he ordered it in the morning, he said that after such a big victory, there will definitely be officials in the army to come to the camp to reward, and he also said that our group of people have also made efforts, and there will be some rewards more or less, so I didn't set off early this morning." ”
It turned out to be like this, no wonder the old general would laugh at the dog's 'idle worry', but alas, the news was not fully grasped, so he ran upside down, and with an expression of concern for the safety of the team, he seriously said so many brazen words and patted him on the back, this thought was burning on the face, shameful!
kicked Tang Xiaoqi fiercely, and said angrily: "Why didn't you tell me? ”
"I didn't call you when you slept so soundly, and I don't know if you know about it."
What a mess, the dog kicked him again, and the pot helmet was not eaten, but directly stuffed into the hand of Xiaohua, who bit his fingers, and ran quickly to the old general's tent.
On the battlefield, if you want to keep your life safely and steadily, you must always grasp the news of the enemy, and if you want to be promoted and make a fortune, you must also understand the news of your own team thoroughly.
Now that he is on the battlefield, these words are the wise words to protect himself from retreating, so even if he is not an official, he can grasp the news thoroughly.
Airplanes~
Another trumpet.
The dog turned his head to look, and saw a piece of loess gas rising in the sky far north away, and he didn't need to put his ears to the ground to listen, just standing quietly could feel the vibration of the ground.
The scene of four hundred horses galloping, the dog experienced it yesterday, but today, without even seeing the figure, tossed such a big movement? How many rides do you have to ride?
Before he arrived at General Zhang's camp, he saw him hurriedly come out with a group of officers, and when the sergeant behind him pulled out the horse from the horse pen, the group rode up and ran out of the camp with a soldier's face.
When the dog saw it, he stopped, it is estimated that even the old general has to run to answer the official position, isn't Wu Dashuai here? Thinking of this, the dog's body trembled instantly.
I didn't know it when I was in Youchuan County before, but when I came to Longzhou City and participated in a few banquets, I knew it, if you ask the officials below who are most afraid of? Almost the officials of the entire Lizhou West Road will say Wu Dashuai!
As for the official family of Lin'an, the eastern capital, he is like a god on the New Year's painting, sitting high in the clouds, and he can go to the incense and worship when he has nothing to do, but Wu Dashuai is a "god" who can appear in front of you at any time, but there is a difference in the dismissal and imprisonment, so the officials at the state government level are afraid of Wu Shuai like a big worm.
After the trembling fight, the dog patted his head, and his sesame mung bean-like character was afraid of a ghost? When I thought about it, I felt much calmer, and the big and small officials in the camp were gone, and the dogs were wandering around the barracks humming a little song.
Suddenly remembered that there were red dates hidden in a barracks where military funds were placed, and the old man on the road last week disliked the dogs and kept stealing them, so he let people watch, and now no one in the camp is in charge, just hehehe......
In the gourd valley three miles away from the camp, a group of generals such as General Zhang, Zhou Junjian, and Commander Liu surrounded another group of officials in the valley to look around.
Led by a forty-year-old official in a scarlet official robe, he said to the military general wearing armor beside him: "Zhongyan, I didn't believe it when I received Zhang Pingyuan's report of victory at the beginning. ”
The official named Zhongyan is also in his forties, with a tall body of six feet seven, a black round face, a short black beard on his chin, a wide waistline, and bulging muscles and muscles.
After listening to the official next to him, he turned his head to glance at General Zhang, and said with a smile: "The blind cat catches the fat mouse, one catches one accurate!" ”
With such naked sarcasm, the senior official who could listen to the question stroked his beard and began to laugh.
The old general Zhang next to him quit, and grabbed this military general called Zhongyan, and scolded him with spittle: "Okay, you have a good advice, you usually spray feces in your mouth, and now the heads of this understanding are all here, you still don't admit it, I think your 'Zhongyan' has been renamed 'Heiyan' to count balls!" ”
Zhongyan was stronger than General Zhang, and he pulled him away and said: "You rude old man, I didn't say that your military achievements are wrong, a certain family said that you just picked up cheap, donkey ears!" ”
Seeing that the two of them were getting louder and louder, the senior official in the middle hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "Can you two stop for a while!" As soon as we meet, we start to quarrel, and we don't get annoyed! Since you don't want to stay here, let's go see the golden thief's dog's head! ”