Chapter 20: Eyes on the Ass

After hearing Ye Guhong's promise, Nangong Jie was excited.

urged Ye Guhong to have breakfast, then boarded the carriage and went straight to Yanyu Building.

After a short time, they came to the south of the city, on the bank of the Yellow River.

The Yanyu Building does not look like a modern building, but adopts a transparent pattern on all sides.

The whole building, with four eaves and three floors, is more than 30 meters high.

From afar, it is very majestic.

Looking at the Yanyu Building, for a while, Ye Guhong couldn't help but be a little distracted.

"Big brother, let's go!"

In a short time, they came to the entrance.

Here, there are a few scholars to check the gates.

At the entrance and staircase, there are many scholars, bowing to each other, and it is very lively.

When Nangong Jie and Ye Guhong came to the door.

The gatekeeper obviously knows Nangong Jie.

couldn't help sneering: "Yo, isn't this Nangong Gongzi?" ”

"Nangong Gongzi, I'm afraid I'm not in the wrong place, right? This is not a chamber of commerce, but a cultural association. Are Nangong Gongzi sure you can write poetry? ”

"Haha! Hahahaha! ”

"Don't laugh at people so much! Actually, the son of Nangong still knows how to recite a few limericks! ”

And when this scholar's eyes fell on Ye Guhong, it was suddenly as if he had discovered a new continent.

"Yo, who is this? I don't know where Nangong Gongzi pulled it from? ”

"This person didn't even wear a scholar's uniform, I don't know if it's the groom of your Nangong family? Or is it an accounting office? ”

"Oh, what an insult! Did he think that some lowly and vulgar person could come in casually? ”

Nangong Jie said very angrily: "You, you are too much! ”

Ye Guhong grabbed Nangong Jie, and then said loudly: "Xiaojie, don't be angry with them." ”

"If a dog bites you, do you want to bite them back? Why bother with animals? ”

This sentence has been rotten in later generations.

But in this era, it is the first time it has appeared.

The lethality of this sentence is very great for these scholars.

One sentence scolded them red-eyed.

"Insulting Sven! What a humiliation! ”

"Rude! Cheap! Uncouth! ”

"Scum! What scum! ”

Ye Guhong said disdainfully: "Xiaojie, look at it, does it look like a group of mad dogs barking at people?" ”

"Big brother, haha, like, it's too similar!"

Ye Guhong shook his head and said, "It's not like!" ”

Nangong Jie couldn't keep up with Ye Guhong's rhythm a little, and couldn't help asking, "Big brother, isn't it like that?" I look like it, huh? ”

Ye Guhong smiled: "They are not like, they are mad dogs at all!" ”

"Wha! Big brother is right, they were originally a bunch of mad dogs! ”

Ye Guhong's words scolded these scholars with red eyes.

They trembled with anger, pointing at Ye Guhong and Nangong Jie, and they also condemned them for a long time.

And Ye Guhong didn't take it to heart at all, a dog barked with a smile, a mad dog, and they were so angry that they couldn't breathe for a long time.

In the end, the soldier guarding the door was directly afraid.

I can't scold it at all.

hurriedly said: "Nangong Jie, do you also want to enter the poetry club?" Let's make a poem! It's not difficult for me to be for you, you can just have a poem, well, just the needle used in the boudoir. ”

If you want to enter this poetry club, there is indeed this rule.

But generally speaking, well-known talents do not need to be assessed.

The proposition of an ordinary genius only needs to use words such as wind and snow and moon to compose poems.

Not all talented people are so agile.

It's like pointing out a thing to chant, I'm afraid that ninety percent of talented people don't have this kind of urgency.

And for an object as small as a needle, the difficulty is even greater.

With the ink in Nangong Jie's stomach, they won't believe that Nangong Jie can make good poems.

When he can't do it, when the time comes, they will humiliate Nangong Jie well.

Hearing this question, Nangong Jie couldn't help but look at Ye Guhong worriedly.

I saw Ye Guhong open his mouth very casually and said:

"Thousands of hammers and a needle, upside down. The eyes are long on the buttocks, and they only recognize the clothes but not the people. ”

"You! You are presumptuous! ”

"You are rude! How can you curse? ”

Ye Guhong spread his hands in surprise and asked, "You asked me to chant the needle?" ”

"Aren't needles made by a thousand hammers? Not a sewing of clothes upside down? ”

"Isn't the eye of the needle on the buttocks? Doesn't it know only clothes, not people? ”

"Where's the swearing?"

"I'm obviously chanting, why do you say I'm swearing? Do you like to pick up scolding? ”

Nangong Jie also said: "That's right, I've heard of picking up money, picking up things, but I've never heard of someone picking up and scolding, are you cheap?" ”

has been by Ye Guhong's side for a long time, and Nangong Jie has gradually kept up with the rhythm.

He found that it was so cool to be by his eldest brother's side.

In the past, when I interacted with these scholars, was I not insulted? Despised ?

But what about now?

It's the eldest brother who is scolding them, and they can't keep their mouths scolded, it's really enjoyable.

Ye Guhong couldn't help asking: "I don't know if I can pass this song?" If we can't, we'll turn around and leave. ”

The soldier who guarded the gate wanted to say no.

He didn't want to put such a vulgar person into the poetry club.

But which poem this guy wrote just now, although it sounds scolding, well, it's actually scolding.

But the quality of this poem has definitely reached the above average level.

If this kind of poem can't enter the door, it spreads, and his reputation will stink directly.

Even the impartiality of their poetry club will be greatly reduced.

Therefore, although he hated Ye Guhong and Nangong Jie extremely much.

In the end, he could only pinch his nose and say, "You can go in!" ”

Nangong Jie laughed and said, "Look, how good would it be to let us in early?" Why don't you force my eldest brother to scold you, are you honest? Are you cheap? ”

Hearing Nangong Jie's words, Ye Guhong said with a straight face: "Who said I scolded them?" Let me scold them personally, isn't it too much to give them face? ”

Nangong Jie smiled and said, "Yes, yes, the eldest brother didn't scold them." Big brother is just telling the truth. ”

As they spoke, the two walked up the stairs to the upper floor.

The soldiers guarding the door, as well as the soldiers at the door, were so angry that they were about to vomit blood when they heard the words of these two guys.

These two guys are really grandsons!

It's really bad to get home!

They're angry.

But I can't scold it, so I can only hold it in my heart.

It's even angrier.

And the scene that happened here was quickly passed upstairs.

Hearing what happened downstairs, the three brocade-clothed men upstairs had different expressions.

"It's a wonderful person, and it's interesting."