For the military and civilians of Lanzhou, who are still obsessed with martial arts, the New Year's Festival is really nothing, and winning the battle is more worthy of celebration than marriage.

Qin Mubai returned triumphantly, and he came back from pacifying Dafeichuan and fighting the biggest victory in the history of Lanzhou in recent years, so there is no reason to be dissatisfied with the city's celebration of singing and dancing.

Lanzhou City, the bonfire is bright and the barbecue is fragrant all night, the Han song and Hu song float in the night sky, and the drunken dance is dazzling and colorful, making noise for the whole city.

Qin Mubai, as the protagonist, was destined to be in an encirclement from the moment he entered the city and could not get out. The Governor's Mansion, the Assassin's Mansion, and his colleagues in the army, from Qin Shubao to an ordinary squad leader, all rushed to pour him wine. The people of Lanzhou are all rushing to worship this young hero.

Qin Mubai felt the troubles of unprecedented happiness. In the middle of the night, my ears have not been cleaned, the wine in the bowl has not been dry, and even the last toilet is accompanied by a large number of people who hug each other.

Even if the amount of alcohol is very good, it is unreasonable for him not to be drunk to death.

Since the order of Princess Gaoyang in the afternoon, the bath has been boiling water, boiling water. This has been boiling for several hours, the old woman who boiled the water has been changed a few times, and the water pot has been boiled dry twice, but Qin Mubai still hasn't gotten out.

Princess Gaoyang turned lovesickness into grief and indignation, and her stomach was full of anger and had no place to make it, she knocked over three tables of dinner, and finally couldn't help it, and let out the Hedong lion roar of the underage lioness-

"You have to see people in life, and you have to see corpses in death! - Go get him! ”

At this time, Qin Mubai had already been carried into the room by several military men, snoring loudly. The princess has an order, how dare she disobey the former guard general? He had the courage to bring a few big-headed soldiers to the Dadu Governor's Mansion, and first went to see Qin Shubao to explain his intention.

Qin Shubao was always majestic and silent in front of his subordinates, but this time he smiled a little bit hippie with a very strange smile, "Let's go, I'll treat it as if I don't know anything." ”

Poor Qin Mubai was drunk, wrapped in a warm quilt and snoring loudly, and was carried out of the Governor's Mansion by a few brute force soldiers, still in a daze, still sleeping soundly.

Princess Gaoyang dragged a table she kicked over and sat at the door, holding Erlang's legs, with the demeanor of the heroine who opened a human meat bun shop in the future, shaking her toes with her hands crossed, watching Qibi He Li and others carry people in.

"Your Royal Highness Princess, people have been brought." Qi Bi He Li stood sideways and hugged his fists to report.

"Go down, there's nothing to do with you." Princess Gao Yang waved her hand lightly. The soldiers were about to leave, when she suddenly said, "Listen, get me some ropes, candles with big roots, and leather whips with thorns." Well, maces are also a must! ”

Qi Bi He Li and others felt a chill in their hearts: What is my aunt and grandmother doing here?

"Don't go yet!" Princess Gaoyang's apricot eyes glared, and everyone fled out in a hurry, afraid that these things would be greeted by them.

"Major General, I'm afraid it's going to be miserable tonight!"

"Hmph, hmph!" Princess Gaoyang paced to Qin Mubai, who was sleeping like a pig, poked the tightly wrapped quilt with her toes, and hummed in a ghostly manner, "Qin Mubai, Qin Mubai, don't blame me." How pure and kind this princess used to be, she was all spoiled by you! You keep telling me bad stories to scare me. What kind of leather whips, dripping wax, and binding, it is said that it is very exciting, and you also named them 'starving mother', and said that the married men and women play like this, for fear that they will not scare me to death. Hmph, this princess will experiment with them all today, not to mention starvation, I have to kill you! ”

A few maids came over in fear, "Princess, do you really want to try?" ”

"Less nonsense! This princess is so angry today that she can't get rid of the hatred in her heart if she doesn't kill him—pick him up and throw him into the bath! ”

"Uh......h Be! ”

The maids and maids did their best to smear the fat powder, and finally carried Qin Mubai, a big dead pig, into the bath.

Princess Gaoyang laughed wickedly all the way, and went into the bath and hurriedly said, "Put it down, put it down!" Strip him naked and tie him up first! ”

"Oh, princess, do you really want to toss the colt like this?"

"Don't be verbose, if you don't tie him up, he will tie you up!"

"Okay, okay, let's tie up ......"

The maids and maids tore open the futon and pulled Qin Mubai out to untie his clothes and pants. At this time, Qin Mubai was tossed in a daze, and looked at the confused figure in front of him with drunken eyes, and muttered, "Why are so many female goblins caught?" Wukong...... What a mess, am I having a spring dream? This dream is so real, but don't wake up so soon......"

After muttering these words, he actually fell asleep again.

Princess Gaoyang was so angry that the three corpse gods exploded: "Okay, good, female goblin, spring dream!" See if I don't kill you! - Bundle up, light candles! ”

"Horn-"

A large cloud of red wax dripped onto Qin Mubai's belly.

"Ahh

This startled the wine and woke up most of the time. Looking at the group of women smiling wickedly in front of him, he broke out in a cold sweat: "Gao Yang, you are crazy!" ”

"Hey, hey! Isn't it enjoyable? As you told me, men and women after marriage play like this, which is exciting! Didn't you just dream that there were a lot of female goblins to seduce you? Then go ahead – drip, drip! Princess Gao Yang jumped to her feet and shouted loudly.

"You dare!" Qin Mubai shouted with a blank face, "If you dare to drop it again, General Ben will arrest you all, strip you naked and throw you on death row!" ”

"Hey, we're so scared!" Princess Gaoyang grinned strangely, leaned down to take the big red candle that was burning in the maid's hand, and dangled it in front of Qin Mubai's face, "Are you afraid?" Begging for mercy? This princess will spare you, hehe! ”

"Whew!" Qin Mubai opened his mouth and blew it, the candle went out, and the corners of his mouth rose with a sneer, "It's just such a play, and you want General Ben to admit defeat?" ”

Princess Gaoyang was stunned for a moment, threw the candle in annoyance, stretched out her hand and grabbed a leather whip behind her, and laughed again: "What about this, my flowery radish and horse Langjun?" ”

"Huh?" Qin Mubai couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he smiled dryly, "Ling'er, don't make trouble, this, this will kill people!" ”

"Hmph, hmph, do you know you're afraid?" Princess Gaoyang grinned, and deliberately pulled the whip with the root of the leather whip in her hand, "The high-grade snakeskin soft whip is specially used to drive donkeys." ”

After that, he struggled a few times at the stone slab beside Qin Mubai, and the crisp and piercing horn sounded.

Qin Mubai was really a little frightened, Princess Gaoyang went crazy, she really could do anything! - Yes, the hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, get rid of the current predicament first, and then clean her up slowly!

"Ling'er, don't be funny. In fact, I brought me an excellent gift from Dafeichuan, you can't even think of it, you let me go and let me get it. Guaranteed to be in full bloom! Qin Mubai said with a very calm smile.

"Hmph, hmph, trying to trick this princess? Save it! Princess Gao Yang curled her mouth and snorted coldly, "Princess Ben suddenly discovered that the greatest pleasure in life is to torture people. Especially a bad man like you who is careless and indiscriminately claims to be a saint of love! ”

"Huh? When did I spend my heart and call myself a saint of love? You don't think I've provoked women with my troops, do you? Heaven and earth conscience, where the female is only yaks and horses. You wouldn't think...... I'm Qin someone, right? Qin Mubai shouted aggrieved.

"Hey, that's disgusting!" Princess Gaoyang hugged her elbows with a cold feeling, rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, and scolded hatefully, "Then why are you...... Smiling when you enter the city? You've been back for so long, and you don't come to see me, and you sleep like a pig and throw me out of the clouds? ”

"Ho, ho!" Qin Mubai smiled dryly, "That's not for ...... Erect an image of pro-people and kindness in front of the military and civilians of Lanzhou? Lanzhou has a huge population under the rule of 10,000, but there is definitely no more than one woman I can see! ”

"Hehe, that's pretty much it!" Princess Gao Yang grinned and threw the leather whip in her hand, "Okay! This princess forgives you for your innocence - come, bathe with my father! ”

Qin Mubai grinned secretly: Did I say that person was you? It's so stinky and beautiful, dead girl...... Untie yourself and see how I get revenge on you in a moment!

"Huh, what bad idea are you muttering?" Princess Gao Yang's eyes flickered, "Princess Ben suddenly changed her mind, this rope can't be untied - quick, throw him into the bath, don't freeze!" Hee-hee, let's wash off the smell of wine first! ”

"Hey...... Yikes! Qin Mubai was dragged naked by several women into the pool full of hot water, and called out repeatedly-"What is this!" I, an invincible brave general who crisscrossed the sand, was actually captured alive by a few of you women and tortured like this! ”

"Hee-hee! Donal, you admit it! You can't escape tonight! ”

Princess Gao Yang just took off her coat, soaked in the water excitedly, and greeted the proprietress of a black shop like a gambling stall: "Hey! Feed! Don't move your hands, that place is not something you can touch! Listen, tonight is the night of candles in the princess's cave room, you are only allowed to demonstrate, and you are not allowed to mess around, do you know? Tonight, the colt is mine, hehe! ”

Qin Mubai's expression stiffened: The overlord is hard to bow?

"Huh? So we ...... What a demonstration, Your Highness the Princess? ”

"Hmph, do you want to call a few guards for you to come in?"

"Don't dare! …… But how, exactly? ”

"Haha, there is!" Princess Gao Yang suddenly slapped her hands and laughed, pointing to the four maids and commanding one by one, "You, pretend to be a man; You, pretend to be a woman...... Oh, you're a woman, you don't have to pretend; And you, you're also a man, you're a woman - anyway, now, let's show us the cave candles, hehe! I'm learning and using it! ”

"Holy! ......" Qin Mubai couldn't hold it back, and burst into a foul mouth loudly, "Ling'er, you are really too talented!" ”

"Haha!" Princess Gaoyang's pink peach cheeks were soaked in hot water, and there was a bit of a black whirlwind Li Kui said with a smile, "Isn't it thanks to your good teaching?" ”

Qin Mubai glanced a few times, shook his head with a long sigh, and said, "I know what a church apprentice is, starving to death Master...... No, it's to kill Master! ”

"Hmph, hum! Hurry up and start the demonstration, this princess is about to learn! Princess Gaoyang paddled to Qin Mubai's side, her face was flushed, and she looked at him with spring waves in her apricot eyes, her petite tongue licked around her red lips very strangely, and she suddenly turned her head and asked, "Hey, isn't that right?" Women seduce men, that's right, right? ”

Qin Mubai and the maids almost fell to the sky!

"Don't laugh! Tell me, don't you? ”

"Princess, you have to hold the horse first, yes, that's it, first use your chest through your clothes...... Yes, rub him gently, and then, with your tongue...... Yes, lick ...... gently"

Qin Mubai looked at the foggy roof of the bath, blinked his eyes a few times, and muttered in pain: "What kind of messy ghost play, is there such a cave room with candles?" There are still people watching and guiding on the sidelines, so they almost turn on the lights and carry the camera - this is clearly a hairy film! ”

……

On this day, I don't know how to get it, but it finally lit up.

Qin Mubai opened his eyes in a daze, feeling a pain all over his body, and his legs were still very bad. The two elbows are a little numb, sleepy eyes look left and right, in the left arms is the princess Gaoyang who sleeps like a little pig, her face is as red as a peach blossom in March, and her pink and lubricated delicate body is clinging to him, like a wounded little sparrow has finally found a comfortable nest to escape from the wind and rain, and the corners of her mouth are slightly upturned with a trace of an evil smile that has not disappeared; On the right is a personal maid holding her, she is pillowing one of Qin Mubai's arms, and one of her jade arms is still on his chest, as if Qin Mubai is her husband who deserves to be in the same bed.

The terrifying thing is that there are two bewitching bodies with white flowers at their feet, and they also sleep very soundly naked. What's even more weird is that the two of them are still hugging each other like a couple, one of them is like Qin Mubai hugging the other; Correspondingly, the other girl is like Princess Gaoyang......

Five?

Qin Mubai's mind was a little short circuited for a while, and he blinked blankly for a while: What happened this night? It's a pity that there is no camera in this era, if this is recorded, it will not be shocking to cry ghosts and gods, Edison Chen will quit sex from now on...... Also, how did I make it out this night?

Datang's colt is really not good...... This is more laborious than the emperor and old man of the three palaces and six courts!