Chapter 43: Manifestation
Du Heng and Ah Qi were carried into a room. Several thieves opened the cage door and pulled the two men out, like two chickens. Then he closed the door and locked it tightly.
"Hey! Open the door! Open the door! Du Heng patted the door, "Let me out!" I want to pee! ”
"There's a night pot in there!" The bandit standing at the door shouted.
"In front of girls, how do you use a night pot......"
Through the crack in the door, Du Heng saw five or six bandits with big shoulders and round waists standing outside, turned his face and whispered behind him: "Ah Chi girl, there are so many people outside, you can find a way to save us out!" ”
I waited for a long time, but I didn't hear Ah Chi answer. Du Heng looked back and saw Ah Qi unceremoniously sitting down at the small table in the center of the room. On the table are a plate of pork trotters in sauce, a plate of braised chicken feet, a plate of duck legs, and a plate of peanuts, all of which are served with alcohol. Ah Qi didn't treat himself as an outsider, picked up a sauce pig's trotter and gnawed it.
"Miss Achi, you are so interested, you can still eat." Du Heng teased.
Ah Qi glanced at Du Heng sideways and said, "Only when you are full can you have the strength to work, don't you say, this pig's trotters are burned well, don't you want to taste it?" As he spoke, he took two more bites of the pig's trotters, chewing them vigorously, and the pig's trotters rubbed their cheeks as white and jade.
Du Heng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and a gurgling sound came from his stomach. He hadn't eaten for a day, and he was indeed hungry. The pig's trotters were oily and amber, and they looked tender and juicy, fat and delicious, and Du Heng was so hungry that he was full of mouth.
There were originally three pig's trotters on the plate, and Ah Chi waved his fat little hands, like a whirlwind, and actually killed two of them in an instant, and was about to shoot at the last one. As soon as she grabbed the pig's trotters and took a bite, Du Heng quickly snatched the pig's trotters from her hand and gnawed them up.
It smells so good, it smells so good!
Ah Chi was not angry, smiled and went to grab the duck leg again. The two men were relatively silent, and the only sound left in the room was the loud sound of chirping.
With a "bang", the door suddenly opened, and the short body of the big boss like a black briquette appeared at the door. He was full of wine, his brown face revealed two blushes, and his eyes were hazy, full of lust.
The two people in the room suddenly stopped chewing, but the hand holding the chicken paw did not mean to let go.
"Yo, you two are conscious, and you eat first behind my back, huh? Eat, eat, eat, and only when you are full can you have the strength to work! ”
Du Heng's heart was cold.
Work? Ah Chi seems to have said that he wanted to work just now, so the two of them said they were not going to do the same job, right?
He silently swallowed the contents of his mouth, then put the half-gnawed chicken feet back on the plate.
The big boss walked to the table as high as himself, stood on tiptoe, lifted the small wine jar on the table, drank it to the sky, and then threw the empty wine jar back, rubbed his two greasy hands, and said with a cruel smile: "Come on!" My two little boys, come and work with grandpa! As he spoke, he pounced on Ah Chi.
Ah Chi held chicken feet in his mouth, and deftly turned around and jumped to the side. The big boss threw himself into the air and hugged the stool.
I don't know if it was because she ate too fast or what, Ah Qi began to burp constantly, she lifted another small wine jar and took a sip, and then patted her chest vigorously.
"Oh, the little girl is a little interesting, playing hide and seek with your grandfather, isn't it?"
The big boss stood up, took a sip of the wine jar that Ah Chi had just drunk, and threw himself at Ah Chi again. Seeing that the dwarf was still coming at him, Ah Chi jumped in the air again, jumped behind the big boss, and stuffed the chicken feet in his mouth into the big boss's mouth in mid-air.
Du Heng looked at the excitement from the side, and said in his heart, this Ah Chi seems to have deliberately wanted to come here, but he hasn't seen any real means for a long time, is it just to play this black dwarf?
When the big boss saw that there was an extra chicken claw in his mouth, he didn't mean to spit it out, but instead chewed all the bones and skin and swallowed them into his stomach, which made Ah Chi stunned.
"The little lady is really looking forward to your grandfather and me! I was afraid that my grandfather would be hungry, so I gave my grandfather chicken feet to eat. Alas, this chicken feet stained with the little lady's saliva are really sweet, come, let grandpa taste it again! ”
"Stop!" Ah Chi raised a hand and pressed it against the big boss's head, "Grandpa, you can't just entertain me alone, the little brother behind you has been waiting for you!" He just kept saying how handsome you are, how mighty you are, I just want to bow down under your tiger skin skirt and kiss your fragrance! ”
"Oh? Is it? The big boss turned around, his eyes flashed with hunger and thirst, and he couldn't wait to eat Du Heng alive.
"Don't listen to her nonsense, my lord! She ......"
Du Heng's face turned purple, and he was about to wave his hand, but he saw Ah Qi glaring at him, and his body quietly moved towards the table.
Finally getting started?
"Where did she talk nonsense?" Seeing Du Heng's reaction like this, the big boss's face sank, and he seemed to be a little unhappy.
Du Heng hurriedly changed his words: "She...... What she said is not comprehensive at all, how handsome are you, how powerful are you? It's like a race over the gods, the gods, and all the men in the world! You are the most handsome man I have ever seen! ”
Du Heng gave a thumbs up to the big boss, and glanced at Ah Chi. I found that Ah Qi was taking out a small brown fruit from his arms and putting it in the wine jar. She squeezed one eye into the jar, then frowned, and poured out the little fruit again, and threw it into her mouth, trying to bite it open.
Is this girl trying to drug the dwarf? That's the first time to study and understand! This fruit looks like some kind of herb or something, how can it be melted in wine? Is she stupid or what? With her clumsy appearance, if I don't do it, I'm afraid that both of us will lose their lives to this stinky dwarf!
The big boss heard the movement behind him, and just wanted to turn back, Du Heng secretly said that it was not good, and hurriedly patted his ass again: "King! I haven't finished talking yet, look at you, such a wise and martial person, and so many strong brothers, how can you be willing to wronged yourself and be a mountain king? In my opinion, you should recruit a wide range of soldiers and horses, and then recruit some talented people, set up your own sect, and do a great career, which is not blind to your talent! ”
Du Heng kept talking, and he caught a glimpse of Ah Qi squeezing his eyebrows, biting left and right, but he couldn't get the little fruit, and he couldn't help jumping in a hurry.
Oops, why is this girl so stupid, even more stupid than Yuyang! Whoever wants to entrust her with his net worth and life, it is really eight lifetimes of blood mold.
The big boss listened to the eyebrows and smiled, and the two yellow hairs on his bald head trembled.
Suddenly, I only heard a crisp sound of "pop", and it was Ah Qi who was angry and smashed the small fruit with the wine jar.
Nothing could stop the dwarf from turning back, and Du Heng was extremely crazy in his heart.
The small fruit was finally smashed open, revealing the white powder inside. The powder seemed to have some pungent smell, and as soon as Ah Chi smashed the fruit, he immediately wrinkled his nose and then sneezed loudly.
"Ahh
The big boss just turned around, but was sprayed with white foam on his face.
"Ahem, ahem...... What the hell is this? "The big boss was so fascinated that he couldn't open his eyes.
Du Heng stared at Ah Chi, but Ah Chi stared intently at the face of the big boss, as if that face was about to bloom.
"Why is it still the same? Could it be that the old woman lied to me? It shouldn't be......" Ah Qi muttered quietly, looking anxious.
"What's changed?" Du Heng asked.
"Change?" The big boss finally wiped his eyes clean, "Okay, you little hoof, you actually want to drug your grandfather?" I think you're tired of being alive, aren't you? What do you want me to become? Becoming a cow? Turning into a sheep? Watch me turn into a big bad wolf and eat you two little fat pigs! ”
The big boss's stocky body bounced up suddenly, and he threw himself at Ah Chi with a violent jump. Ah Chi's face turned pale with fright, and he simply closed his eyes, and pestle there sharply, not moving.
Du Heng scolded in his heart, what a waste! I don't want to do anything, I don't want to have a back road, I leave it to fate if I don't succeed, and I still want to plot against others?
He had no choice but to risk revealing his identity and give the black dwarf a head-on blow. He held a duel in his hand, ready to cast a fixing method, but saw the big boss flying in the air, suddenly and silently gradually shrinking, and finally shrunk into a ball with a smooth surface and smashed on Ah Chi's body.
Ah Chi was coldly bumped, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to catch the ball. She cautiously opened her eyes, only to see a clumped pangolin shivering in her hand.
"It worked! It worked! Hahaha...... "Ah Chi lifted the pangolin ball, and his face bloomed with joy.
This time it was Du Heng's turn to be dumbfounded. Is the owner of the village a pangolin? No wonder this village is called "Split Cottage", but it lives up to its name.
"What is this, ......?"
"This is the manifestation fruit I asked for from our Swaggering Mountain Goddess, no matter who eats it, it will lose its mana and manifest itself. I just said that the old woman can't lie to me, hum, she dares to lie to me? ”
Ah Chi tosses the pangolin up with one hand and catches it, as if playing with a leather ball. She kicked the door with her pangolin, and it slammed open as if it had no lock.
Du Heng probed his head and walked outside the door, only to see reptiles and beasts everywhere passing through the tables, chairs and meals under the moonlight. A few torches fell to the ground, and the haystacks and wooden houses in the village were gradually ignited. In the village, which was originally full of life, it was quiet at this time, only the footsteps of reptiles and beasts were left. In a few moments, all the ugly things were gone.
Du Heng sneered.
Oh, it turns out that it's all insects and beasts. The boss appeared in his original form, and these little minions lost their mana to maintain it, so they all appeared in their original form. It's just that although this reptile beast is just a group of rabble, pangolins don't seem to be a mighty thing, how can they worship a pangolin as a big boss and pay tribute here every year? Is it really just to learn the art of retreat?
"Haha! It's pretty simple! Ah Qi threw the pangolin high, and then caught it again, "I finally got rid of the henchmen of Zhaoyao Mountain, and it was not in vain that I went deep into the tiger's den!" ”
"Ah Chi girl, it turns out that you were arrested by them on purpose?" Du Heng pretended to come to his senses.
"Yes, this gang of bandits will escape, they can't catch it, they can't beat it to death, they come to Zhaoyao Mountain every day to harass them, which makes the mountain people very irritable. I asked the goddess for the magic medicine and personally wiped them out. It's really not into the tiger's den, but it's a tiger! ”
Ah Chi threw the pangolin back, pinched his waist with both hands, and laughed proudly. The laughter was crisp and pleasant, gently echoing in the mountains and forests.
"Miss Ah Chi is really wise, such a big nest of thieves has been served to you! It seems that you are not only beautiful, but also resourceful, girl, I really admire you! ”
Du Heng was flattering on his face, but he was scolding in his heart, he had never seen such a stupid sneak attack.
"Haha! I admire myself too! Ah Qi dusted off the dust on his clothes, "Okay, it's time for me to go home, Brother Amu, we'll meet later!" ”
Du Heng saw that Ah Chi was leaving, so he hurriedly followed, and said, "Oh, Ah Chi, girl, look, I don't know the way in this wilderness, and my daughter-in-law hasn't found it yet, why don't you take me to Zhaoyao Mountain?" ”
Before Ah Chi could answer, he heard a low, hoarse voice coming from the depths of the forest.
"You two little bunnies, don't even think about leaving!"