Prime minister, save me

Fu Shengsheng suddenly hummed a small tune happily.

The captain of the Blood Guard on the side asked, "What are you doing?" Are you happy? ”

"Captain, the villain is happy for you!" Fu Shengsheng said with a smile.

"Happy for labor?"

"Of course, you think, it's a great achievement for you to catch the villain, and you will be rewarded when you go back, aren't you happy?"

"Of course labor and management are happy, but what do you want?"

"The villain is happy for you, you look so happy, why don't we sing a song together to be happy, the villain promises, you have never heard this song, and you will like it when you hear it!"

The Captain of the Blood Guard is still hesitating...

"I don't like to hear you kill me!"

"Okay, you sing it!"

"Blood Guard brothers, today is a happy day, in order to celebrate your successful capture of the villain and your triumphant return, the captain specially ordered the villain to sing a song to everyone, lively and lively!" Fu Shengsheng suddenly stuck his head out of the car window and shouted.

The road was originally lifeless, but now I suddenly heard that the captain wanted this kid to sing and make fun for everyone, and the blood guards exploded, how could they sing to the enemy to celebrate their capture!

The captain of the blood guard pulled Fu Shengsheng's head in and said, "What are you doing!" ”

"Lord Xuewei, if you want to be lively, everyone will be lively together, the villain will give you a strong sense of rhythm and morale, what do you think!"

"Sing it, ramble!"

"Humph! Hum! Fu Shengsheng cleared his throat twice and began to sing: "We blood guards must keep in mind that one wife has eight concubines, and the wife is responsible for managing the concubines, and only when they are in step can they enter the house!" We blood guards must keep in mind that one wife has eight concubines, and the eldest wife is born with the younger concubines, and only by keeping the same pace can we raise a good child! ”

"Haha!" Where had these blood guards heard such a fast-paced song, and when they heard the lyrics, they all burst into laughter, and even the captain of the blood guard with a straight face couldn't help but laugh.

"Come on, everyone sing with me! We blood guards must all keep in mind, one wife and eight concubines......" Fu Shengsheng stuck his head out of the door again, shaking his head.

As soon as this atmosphere is relaxed, the effect will come out, and immediately the blood guards will sing along....

Singing and singing, suddenly someone whimpered .... The singing stopped instantly, and then more and more people began to cry....

"Brothers of the Blood Guard, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying? Fu Shengsheng shouted.

"This brother, what are you singing about a wife and eight concubines, don't you know, none of us have wives, let alone concubines!" Someone in the crowd responded with a cry.

Fu Shengsheng turned his head to look at the captain of the blood guard, the captain of the blood guard nodded, and Fu Shengsheng asked again, "Captain, what about you?" ”

The Blood Guard Captain nodded heavily.

"Oh my God, don't you even have a wife in such a precious position? If you don't have a wife, you don't have a son, and if you don't have a son, you don't have offspring? Oh, my god, how can this be? ”

"Don't talk about it!" The Captain of the Blood Guard said in a slightly hoarse voice, a glint in his eyes.

"Woo woo" Fu Shengsheng squeezed his eyes hard, and finally forced out a little tear, and then said: "It's okay, captain"

As he spoke, he stuck his head out of the door and shouted to the blood guards: "Blood guard brothers, I will teach you another song, you go back and sing it in front of the Prime Minister, and the Prime Minister will give each of you a wife!" ”

"Oh, brother, sing it!" Someone in the Blood Guard was shouting again.

"Okay, listen up! This song is called Prime Minister, save me! After Fu Shengsheng finished speaking, he began to sing affectionately:

"Heaven will bless me, my wife will always come, I have everything in my dreams, but reality is often the opposite! I love a lot of women, but I can't find one, I'm drinking in the rain, anyway, happiness is a luxury for me, I know too well in my heart, in fact, no one loves me, I wonder how no one in this world can take a fancy to me. Prime Minister, help me! A handful of old people, not a single woman! Loneliness is pitiful, if you don't have a wife, life is miserable, Prime Minister, help me! ”

"Haha!" The Blood Guards below burst out laughing.

"Excuse me, how old is this brother?" Fu Shengsheng pouted into the crowd and asked.

"Twenty-eight!" Someone replied.

"Oh my God, 28, I'm middle-aged, I've wasted 28 years, 28, I don't even have a wife, it's so pitiful! This song is tailor-made for you, as long as you learn this song well, after returning to the imperial capital, you will collectively sing it to the prime minister, I think the prime minister will definitely empathize with him after listening to it, and tearfully help you find a wife! After Fu Shengsheng finished speaking, someone below was already whimpering, and Fu Shengsheng pretended to be sad and sang: "Come, everyone sing with me, woo woo, save me!" Woo woo, I'm old, and I don't have a woman! ...”

Everyone was moved by Fu Shengsheng's lyrics and crying, and sang along with him, Fu Shengsheng turned his head to look at the captain of the blood guard, this is unbelievable, the captain of the blood guard is already in tears, Fu Shengsheng wanted to ask, the captain of the blood guard stretched out his hand to stop him, and said a few words fiercely: "Labor and management are already 36!" Woo~~" After speaking, he buried his head and cried.

Fu Shengsheng saw that this emotion was definitely sad, and he had to make good use of it, so he retracted his body, lightly touched the captain of the blood guard, and asked: "Captain, with your honorable status, it stands to reason that you should have a wife and son a long time ago, why did you enlist in the army?" Isn't it just for his wife and son's hot kang head and a post-retirement honor? ”

The captain of the blood guard slowly raised his head, stared at Fu Shengsheng with his red and swollen eyes and said, "Honorable identity? What do you know? The real noble ones are those noble nations in the imperial capital, they are all elite regiments of the empire and noble knights, and we are only inferior peoples, so we can show off in front of you, you are conscripted as slaves, we are conscripted into inferior troops, we usually do bad things and lack of morality, and we will be sent to death first when we fight! ”

"Then why did you enlist in the army?"

"There was no choice, that year the prime minister set up the Weeping Blood Guard, to select warriors from the various tribes in the northern region to work for him, at that time several tribes were unwilling, so one of the tribes was slaughtered overnight, so the tribes were coerced to give in! In order to keep the tribe, the patriarch sent me to bring 10 warriors to participate, we are a small tribe, a total of thousands of people, 10 elite warriors is already our limit, up to now, we are the first batch of people to participate in the only one left, and then every year from the tribe to supplement the warriors to my team! ”

"Then why do you still want to help the Empire, why don't you resist?"

"Rebellion? What to resist? Except for the weapons used for hunting, the rest were confiscated, the good horses were confiscated, and even the warriors of the tribe were drafted! The Loulin tribe, a big tribe in the northern region, once led his troops to resist, and the empire sent elite cavalry to suppress it in less than 3 days. How do you say we resist? ”

"If you don't resist, your children and grandchildren will always live in the shadow of others, and if you don't resist, your tribe may perish at any time because they are in a bad mood! Resistance, it is possible to fail, there has been an uprising in the past dynasties that has not experienced many painful failures, but this is not terrible, only in the rebellion can people retain the blood in their bones, in order to let the whole world unite together, and overthrow the rule of the United States together! ”

The Captain of the Blood Guard said decadently: "We are only a small tribe and a small people, who can guarantee that the next ruler will not be the same as the United Clan?" ”

"Me!" Fu Shengsheng knelt down and stared into the eyes of the Blood Guard Captain and said sincerely: "I can guarantee it!" If you are willing to assist me, I will establish an empire in the future, and I guarantee that all the peoples who join the empire, no matter how large or small, will be equal! ”

"How can you guarantee it?" The Blood Guard's eyes suddenly lit up and he asked.

"I am willing to swear a blood oath in the name of my Chinese nation!" Fu Shengsheng straightened his chest.

The captain of the blood guard looked at him and thought in his heart, swearing in the name of the nation, this oath is indeed quite heavy, but although he has this heart, does he have the ability? Thinking of this, the Blood Guard Captain asked, "How can you prove that you have the ability to lead us to overthrow the rule of the United Nations?" ”

Fu Shengsheng was overjoyed in his heart, and secretly said, "There is a play!" So he said solemnly: "After taking the blood oath, I can prove that if you don't approve, if I don't say it, I will still be arrested and returned to Water Moon City, but how can I believe you?" ”

"I can also swear blood in the name of the nation!"

"Okay, so I'll swear blood first, then you swear blood, and then I'll prove my ability, how about it?"

"Okay, that's it!"

"If you don't untie my rope, how can I swear a blood oath? Don't worry, I don't know martial arts! Seeing the Blood Guard Captain glaring at him, Fu Shengsheng showed him his bound hands.

"Oh, okay" The captain of the blood guard hurriedly helped Fu Shengsheng untie the rope.

"Are the blood guards outside reliable?" Fu Shengsheng asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry, it's all from our tribe outside!"

"Well, let's get out of the carriage and swear blood, so that all the brothers of your tribe can witness it!"

"Okay," the Captain of the Blood Guard ordered the convoy to stop.

After getting out of the carriage, the captain of the blood guard shouted, "Brothers, you all come here"

"Captain, what's the matter?" The Blood Guard asked.

"You'll find out later! Bring the wine! The captain of the blood guard stopped everyone from continuing to ask questions, and said to Fu Sheng, "Let's start!" ”

Fu Shengsheng nodded, took the bowl and wine that the blood guard took from the carriage, poured half a bowl, put it on the ground, and then took out a short knife from the boot cover, wiped it on his body, knelt down on his knees, drew a blood groove on the palm of his hand with a short knife, dripped the blood into the bowl after holding it tightly, stirred it gently with a knife, and then picked up the bowl, pointed to the sky and said, "I!" Pay for a lifetime, Huaxia people! Today, I swear a blood oath to the survival of the Huaxia clan, if I have the honor to lead everyone to overthrow the United Nation and establish a new empire, the nations that join the empire are equal to the Huaxia clan regardless of size, if I violate the oath, then let me pay a good death for the rest of my life, let the Chinese clan die and die, and never be able to live forever! Learn from heaven and man! ”

After speaking, Fu Shengsheng drank all the wine in the bowl, and then Fu Shengsheng got some wine in the bowl, stood up with the bowl and walked to the captain of the blood guard, handed him the bowl and knife, and said, "It's your turn!" ”

The captain of the blood guard looked at Fu Shengsheng's sincere eyes, took the knife and bowl a little excitedly, and knelt down in the same way, dripped blood into the bowl with a knife stroke, picked up the bowl, and said with his finger to the sky: "I, Roland. Taylor, Tudin! Today I swear a blood oath to the survival of the Tudin clan, if I recognize the ability of Fu Sheng, I will recognize him as the master, assist him for life, help him overthrow the United Nation and establish a new empire, if I violate the oath, let me Roland not die a good death, let the Tudin clan die, and never be able to live forever! Learn from heaven and man! ”

After taking the blood oath, Roland stood up, ignoring the noise of the blood guards around him, and looked at Fu Shengsheng eagerly. Fu Shengsheng knew that it was time to perform real techniques!