At midnight the next day, between seven and nine o'clock now, the black-headed man came to the stone room where Li Yinglong lived, and when he saw that Li Yinglong was still lying on the stone bed and was asleep, he walked over and grabbed one of his ears and lifted him up from the bed.

The pain made Li Yinglong wake up suddenly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was a black-headed tuo, and scolded angrily: What are you doing, old bastard, don't you sleep yourself and don't let others sleep, I hate it.

After that, he rubbed his ears and went to lie down on the stone bed again.

The black head raised his hand and slapped him on the head and scolded: Little bastard, if you want to sleep lazy in my black tuo cave, there is no way to eat, you listen to me, you have to get up and practice, otherwise there will be no good fruit for you to eat.

Li Yinglong rubbed his eyes and yawned: I won't practice your bullshit exercises, you should practice your bullshit exercises yourself.

Heitou Tuo said: It's not up to you to practice or not, get up and practice the first nine moves of the "Heituo Divine Fist" I taught you yesterday and I'll take a look.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong grinned and said: "Old bastard, I don't know how to practice."

Black-headed Tuo said: No, why not? Is it stupid not to learn, or is it deliberately not learned?

Li Yinglong said lazily: I'm sorry, grandpa, I'm too stupid, and the things you old bastard taught are too complicated, so I can't learn it, please let your old bastard choose another smart person to teach it.

Hearing this, the black-headed Tuo made a sudden appearance and said: In this way, yes, I don't think you'll be too smart as a little bastard, yes, the person who learns my Heitou's martial arts is definitely not stupid, and he must be as smart as my black-headed tuo. So, I have to turn your little bastard into a smart like me first, and it's not too late to practice my Heituo Sect exercises when you become smarter, ah, this is a good idea, my old man is really smart.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong said: Old bastard, don't bother, stupidity is born and can't be changed.

The black head said: Can't change? It's impossible, it's going to change, I think about it, I think about it.

After saying that, the black-headed tuo spun in a circle on the ground, and Li Yinglong looked at him with a sad face as if he was watching a monkey.

Suddenly, the black-headed man stopped, then raised his hand and patted his head and shouted: Yes, yes, this method will definitely work.

After that, he turned around and ran out with a cigarette, and after a while, he walked back with a long white porcelain vase in his hand.

Seeing this, Li Yinglong asked vigilantly: Hey, old bastard, what damage did you come up with?

Hearing this, the black-headed Tuo looked very proud and said: It's not a bad move, it's a trick to turn you into a smart person, and a trick to become as smart as my old man.

As he spoke, he shook the long white porcelain bottle in his hand to Li Yinglong, and a "bang, bang" sound came from the bottle.

Li Yinglong felt that the black-headed tuo was definitely going to do bad to him, so he hurriedly put on a posture of wanting to fight: Old bastard, don't come nonsense, what about the dry skin grandma, I will fight with you if I am in a hurry.

Hearing this, the black-headed tuo grinned and said: No, you won't come nonsense, just let you drink a bottle of my old man's urine. I'm thinking, you little bastard is so stupid, wouldn't it be a pity that you can't learn the martial arts of my Heituo Sect, so I must make you smarter and as smart as my old man. But the only way to make you as smart as my old man is to drink my old man's urine, and only by drinking my old man's urine can you become as smart as me. This method is too good, too good to be better, such a good way, only my old man can think of it, I am so smart I.

Speaking of excitement, he danced with his hands.

Hearing this, Li Yinglong shouted wildly: Die, you.

After shouting, he pulled his legs and rushed to the stone gate.

Seeing that he was about to run, the black-headed man shook his body and blocked his way, and then shot and flew at several acupoints on Li Yinglong's chest, and immediately fixed him on the ground and couldn't move.

Then he pinched his nose with one hand and pressed it down, making his head tilt, and then he stuffed the mouth of the long white porcelain bottle into Li Yinglong's mouth and poured it, only to listen to the urine "whoosh" flow into his mouth, because he was pinched by the black-headed tuo, so he had to "coo" into the stomach to drink the urine, and after a while, a bottle of stinky urine was filled.

The black head pulled out the bottle and let go of his hand, Li Yinglonglong lowered his head and vomited, and scolded while spitting: Old bastard, you are really damaged, you can't die well.

Hearing this, the black-headed tuo smiled and said: Little bastard, you are right, everyone who knows me says that I can't die well, but I don't know why, my old man has been living well, but he can't die, so I wondered, I don't know what is going on. Hey, little bastard, if you can figure out the work, you can tell my old man, and when my old man dies well, I will definitely thank you. Okay, I'm done researching, it's time to study you, you little bastard has become as smart as my old man after drinking my old man's urine.

Suddenly, he raised his hand and patted Li Yinglong's body, unlocked his sealed acupoint, and then said: Little bastard, show me the first nine moves that my old man taught you yesterday.

Li Yinglong scolded: What about the dry skin grandma, you are big, I am just stupid, I just can't practice, see what you can do to me.

Hearing this, the black-headed tuo patted his head and shouted: By the way, by the way, a stupid person like your little bastard has to drink at least three bottles of urine from my old man to open his mind, otherwise he will not be smart, but fortunately, my old man has saved a jar of urine, which is enough for your little bastard to drink for ten days and a half months.

With that, he turned around and was about to walk out.

Seeing that Heitou Tuo was going to get urine again, Li Yinglong was really afraid, he couldn't beat others, he was a weak chicken in the hands of others, not even a weak chicken, that is, the meat on a felt board, he could only be chopped up by others, and he could be manipulated by others as they said.

He couldn't help shouting in fear: Hey, hey, old bastard, I'm afraid of you, I'll rehearse it for you.

Hearing this, the black-headed Tuo made a very skeptical look and said: You can practice, have you really become smarter?

Li Yinglong hurriedly said: Clever, very smart.

So, he hurriedly went to the corner of the wall and took out a jar of water in the hole in the wall to rinse his mouth, and then walked back to practice the nine tricks of the first style that Heitou Tuo had demonstrated, according to the gourd painting scoop, not to mention, it was really decent.

After reading it, the black-headed tuo shouted happily: Grandma, your little bastard has really become smarter, my old man's method is really wonderful, it is worth vigorously promoting in the Central Plains martial arts, so that those stupid people in the martial arts will come to buy my old man's urine to drink. By the way, you have to apply for a patent to create a brand with the court, and the name of the brand is ------Heituo fairy water. No, ------ not very good, the name of fairy water is too vulgar, and it is easy for people to associate with cults. Think again, think again, by the way, it's called Heituo genius water, heaven! This name is amazing, so distinctive, so creative, my old man can send it now, hahaha------

But Li Yinglong was so angry that he almost vomited blood.