Bang bang bang!

In front of the door of the examination room, two military men knocked on a small gong, the other held a wooden card, and tightly hugged an official in a purple robe. ”

The exam questions were packed in an exam bag made of oilskin paper, and when the exam question horn sounded when the exam officially opened, it had already been distributed by the examiner to the examination rooms, so everyone heard the official speak and hurriedly raised their hands one by one.

The purple-robed official then ordered a candidate and asked him what he didn't understand.

The examinee said: "This question on the exam paper is blurred!" ”

The examiner walked over, picked up the exam paper he said, glanced at it, and said, "Well, it's a blurred ink, I'll exchange a page for you in a while."

After solving this problem, the examiner said, "What other problems do others have!" ”

The dog looked down at the stack of exam papers on his board, flipped through the pages, and didn't say anything if he didn't see any problems, but a certain brother next to him said, "I don't have enough paper, please bring some more!" ”

The dog thought that he didn't seem to be enough, so he raised his hand and said, "I want it too!" ”

The examiner waved his hand and said, "Five more pages will be sent in a moment!" Then he said, "Is there anything else?" ”

There was nothing else, so the dog shook his head, picked up the exam paper and prepared to review the question, when he saw a young man sitting opposite the dog sighing: "I have never seen this question in the Book of Songs, and the student doubts whether this question is from the wrong source!" Ask the examiner to explain it to me! ”

When the examiner heard this, he came to the candidate, picked up a certain place he pointed out, read it silently, and said: "This question is indeed in the Book of Poetry, and there is no mistake!" ”

The examinee didn't follow: "Then why wouldn't I, this question is obviously wrong!" I'm going to talk to the examiner! ”

The purple-robed official glanced at the candidate, touched the beard on his chin, and thought for a moment: "Okay! You review the other questions first, and I'll ask the examiner to come! ”

In this way, the official took the guards and walked away.

This scene made the dog completely surprised, I really didn't expect that the examiner also answered the questions for the candidates, and sighed "The provincial test is really different" and continued to look down at the questions on his exam paper.

Today is the first exam, and the exam questions generally revolve around the Four Books and Five Classics, for example, the first question is taken from the Confucian classic book "Analects", asking "There is a way in the world, and Zilu can govern the fields and mulberry hemp!" ”

As the saying goes, the answer to the question is first examined, the question is first found out, the original text is understood, and then combined with the current national conditions, with a paragraph of beautiful words and obvious examples, with a pleasing calligraphy, this question is a perfect answer.

Therefore, the dog first recalled the original text of this excerpt, the Analects of Weizi, which recorded the views of the world on the troubled times during the journey of Confucius to the world, and expressed his ideas in the form of dialogue.

This topic is about the "sixth chapter of the micron", probably the content is, Confucius asked Zilu to ask for directions, and the two hermits next to him persuaded Confucius, don't go around, just in the troubled times, the major vassal states are splashed with nosebleeds, no one supports your political ambitions, just avoid the world and count the ball!

Confucius, a big man with 3,000 disciples, how could he be willing to be lonely, so he used the analogy of "birds and beasts" to tell the world that it is precisely because of the troubled times that we must actively help the country, improve the people's livelihood, and let the world return to peace, instead of choosing to hide.

Confucius is a very socially responsible person, some people live for the one acre and three points of land in front of them, while some people take Mount Tai as the priority, take the people's livelihood as the thought, in order to make the country or all mankind strong and prosperous forever, without any resentment to dedicate everything to themselves, including life, this ideal is noble, but in the eyes of ordinary people, this is a "stupid" behavior.

Confucius's thought is that he advocates the subjective desire for social reform, and the Confucian disciples represented by him pay attention to "self-cultivation and Qi ruling the world", so it is a shameful practice to passively avoid the world.

Confucius lived in the era of military disasters and natural disasters, so he and his disciples worked tirelessly to call for social reform, which is a rare sense of social responsibility, and it is precisely because of the existence of such a group of people that human beings will not be reduced to birds and beasts again and return to the primitive.

This inscription means "Now that the world is peaceful, the Sage Confucius does not have to run around with his disciples, and can settle down and live a peaceful life of farming and harvesting." ”

When the Song Dynasty crossed to the south, the dog was still young, so the feeling of fleeing was not experienced, but the officials and ministers sitting on the dragon chair, as well as some elderly people in the people, had experienced that gray time, so they sighed very much about today's peaceful days.

Therefore, the dog's method of solving the problem is to "pat the horse's ass", first sing the praises of virtue, write that the emperor and the hundred officials led the country out of precariousness, so that dogs and other mud-legged men can live a good life of farming and fishing again.

Make an idea in your heart, and then write your answers on the manuscript paper next to it, although the exam time is three days and two nights, and the amount of questions is not too much, but in order to avoid the question card ideas later, so the dog should try to write the draft as fast as possible, and then write it seriously when the eight classics are copied on the exam paper.

This question is completely written, the time has taken more than half an hour, the dog looked up left and right, and saw that everyone was bowing their heads and writing hard, thinking to themselves, this question, including the following "Book of Songs" and "Book of Rites" are all basic questions, if these can not be answered, then can pass the test, it has to arouse suspicion.

In order to prevent the ink from splashing on the exam paper, the dog first moved the exam paper aside, and covered it with a piece of manuscript paper at ease, so he concentrated on grinding the ink, and pondered the next question while grinding his heart.

Time passed slowly, and in a blink of an eye, it was noon, and when the soldiers on the guard walked around the examination room, the dog's nose smelled a burst of fragrance, huh? Meaty? Here, hey, why is the sour smell so strong? Why did this guy bring a bottle of old vinegar? I went, and I drank it directly as water! What a freak!

The dog looked at the pot helmet that Da Lang had prepared for himself...... Well, in this case, it's good to be able to fill your stomach, just now there was a fool, the food in the exam basket actually knocked over to the ground, and it just so happened that there was a piece of phlegm on the ground that he had just spit out, so he could only stare dryly and endure hunger.

In order to prevent fires, it is not allowed to carry fire in the examination room, so the dog has to eat cold food, but fortunately in this season, it is the spring breeze, and eating a stomach of cold dry food will not make a stomach.

After eating some food and drinking some water, the dog looked at the sky, saw that the sun was just over his head, touched his belly, felt that he had some stock, and raised his hand to signal the soldier to go to the toilet himself.

On the way, the dog turned his head to look at the "stinky brother", and saw that he was covering his nose with two rolls of linen, holding dry food in his hand, and staring at the dog with an angry expression, and the dog hurriedly bowed his head and hurried away.

After returning to the examination room and thanking the soldiers, the dog took out the test bag in the examination basket, carefully pulled out the next question paper, glanced at the question and thought quietly.

Just thinking about it, I heard a burst of snoring in my left ear, and it got louder and louder, the dog knew that he was a big fat man next door, it is estimated that this person has the habit of taking a lunch break, and he is sleepy in spring and lack of summer nap, just in time.

I don't feel sleepy, so I continue to think about the question, especially some modifiers, in addition to these, when giving examples to support the taboo, you should also avoid taboos, and you must also do it in one go, and you can't let the ink on the tip of the brush fall on the exam paper, after all, those bastard examiners will always find faults.

The idea of solving the problem is already there, but there are some words that are still being compared, and people can't concentrate on thinking about the problem in a noisy environment, so the dog hates the dead fat man who dozed off at this time.

"Purr ~ Purr!"

Just when the dog couldn't help it, a scarlet-robed examiner came next to him, first went to the candidate in the opposite room and said some words, and then came to the dog.

It may have been that he also noticed that the dead fat man was snoring loudly, so he came over and tapped the board with his fingers, and the snoring stopped instantly.

The dog also happened to finish writing the draft of this question, so he took advantage of the quiet and began to transcribe it on the exam paper, and muttered while writing in his mouth:

"As the saying goes, Shibei should be impressed in three days! Single-minded study, one day self-success, outsiders' gossip when the ears of the wind to know, single-minded governance, although people are stupid, but the dripping stone wears, but also can Yingche Jiasui! ”

"Therefore, it is especially important to persevere in the heart and ......"

Da Da Da ......

The dog looked up and saw that the official who had just woken up the big fat man in the examination room next door was stretching out his hand and tapping on his board, looking at his face, but the dog was so frightened that he trembled.

"Dare, dare to ask ......"

"Don't make a sound, answer quietly, and then carefully fork out of the exam room next time!"

Before the dog could finish the words in his mouth, he listened to him drop a sentence coldly, and then slowly left with his hands behind his back.

The dog sticks out his tongue, and he is really afraid, if he is driven out, it will be uncomfortable to die.

The dog, who had been warned, was quiet all afternoon, lest he make noise and be kicked out.

The sky blinked to dusk, the tail of the sun swept over the road step by step, swept the forehead of the candidate opposite, and then slowly swept over the low house, and then disappeared, and then the shadow flew in, the vision became more and more blurred, and the half of the candle issued to the dog had already been used up, and then thought about it, it would be tomorrow, which the dog had heard his father say.

In the previous dynasty, it was allowed to light candles to answer questions in the imperial examination, but in the current dynasty, it was forbidden to follow candles, so the test questions could only be completed during the day, and when they were out of sight, they had to stop.

That's fine, the dog thought to himself, his head was buzzing for a day, and it was time to rest, after all, there were still two days to go!

Thinking about it this way, the dog carefully collected the test papers, ate some dry food, and lay down on the horizontal board to prepare for sleep, when suddenly he heard a burst of drinking in front of him.

"Bold candidate, dare to cheat, come on, take him out of the examination room, and show him to the public!"