Chapter 561: Garden Tour (1)
Wu Zheng said with a smile: "It's a bad reputation for me not to get drunk with a thousand cups, but if the two of you regret it now, it's still too late to go home and hold the spittoon." Otherwise, when you enter someone else's academy, it won't look good if you vomit when there are too many people. ”
Qin Xiang and Cheng Jin glanced at Wu Zheng together, and continued to move forward without anything, just like being angry to see who could stand who today.
It's just that they are very angry, but they want to stay alive but they are really not very optimistic about Wu Zheng.
The three of them continued to walk forward for a while, and walked into the tall archway of the academy, and two rows of lanterns lined up and down on both sides of Linyin Road in front of them, dazzling with flowers and greenery.
Pedestrians shuttle among them, and from time to time three or two or three talented people or two or three beautiful women stop to look at the pieces of paper tied under the lantern. Wu Zheng also glanced at it boringly, and there was a mystery written on it similar to a poem.
If you want to guess that Wu Zheng is really not very good, he has never studied literature, and he has guessed all the myths when he is now, but think about where the fans at that time were as literary and crepe as written in this academy, just to understand the fans is very difficult, and guess? Guess he's a big watermelon.
Qin Xiang and Cheng Jin stiffened their necks and walked forward, just like a person who had left his hometown and was in a hurry to go home, Wu Zheng threw away the fan in his hand and ran after him, jumped between the two, and hugged the two of them under their arms, but as soon as they got started, the two of them squatted on the ground and vomited as soon as their legs were weak.
For a while, the passers-by looked sideways, some covered their noses and hurriedly flashed to the side, and some frowned and posed with a picture of "Where did Sven scum come from, it's insulting Sven." The look of hatred.
Wu Zheng also covered his nose, because the taste was too strong, and when he spit out the big fish and meat, plus the wine gas, he was boiled in a pot by the stomach gas, and now the pot is on the ground, and the scene is as disgusting as it is.
But fortunately, these two guys didn't hold themselves and vomit, otherwise Wu Zheng might even want to die.
Taking advantage of the fact that these two families came to the east and the west and ran away, Wu Zheng covered his nose and pretended not to know these two two goods, and quietly turned around after vomiting at a stage and went to see Wu Zheng.
Miscalculation, too miscalculation, how can that guy Wu Zheng drink so much? You can't get drunk like this! What a mess! When that guy mentions tonight, he doesn't know what to say about himself.
"Yo! Isn't this Grandpa Cheng? A man with a folding fan over his mouth and nose came out of the crowd, as if he wanted to take a closer look, but after taking two steps, he frowned and stopped.
Cheng Jin glanced back angrily, although the guy blocked half of his face with a fan, Cheng Jin still recognized this guy at a glance.
"Diao Sikun? What do you see, haven't you seen your uncle drunk? Cheng Jin stood up from the ground and grabbed Di Sikun, wanting to push him, but saw Diao Sikun leaning back with a disgusted face, and Cheng Jin didn't let go.
Leaned his mouth over and deliberately sighed at him and said, "Why is the stick, I haven't repaired you, and you're jumping up again?" ”
Diao Sikun really couldn't stand Cheng Jin's stinky mouth, opened Cheng Jin's hand, took a few steps back, stood in front of the crowd and said angrily: "Insult Sven, insult Sven......"
Cheng Jin was looking at his hand that had just been knocked off by Diao Sikun, as if he was wondering, "What's the matter, I didn't catch it?" ”
Qin Xiang squatted aside and laughed: "You can't even catch a straw bag like Diao Sikun, you are really wasteful." Look at my ......"
After Qin Xiangluo, he bounced up from the ground and grabbed Diao Sikun.
When Diao Sikun saw that he bumped into two drunken maniacs, when did he dare to fight with them here, didn't he feel uncomfortable for himself?
So as soon as Qin Xiang got up, the guy drilled into the crowd, making Qin Xiang grab a blank spot, and looked back at Cheng Jin behind him in embarrassment.
Cheng Jin laughed and said: "Give me back, you are not the same dish, it's good that you haven't let Brother Wu see it, otherwise our head of the regiment won't want to do it." ”
"What do you see? I've never seen anyone get drunk! Qin Xiang, who usually doesn't talk much, shouted at the crowd at this time.
Everyone saw that one was Grandpa Cheng and the other was Grandpa Qin, and there were not many people in the entire god capital who could afford to provoke these two masters, so they were naturally not one of them, so they dispersed in front of nothing and saw each other.
It's just that the two of them vomited those two big piles on the road, which was really stinky, so a Lin Yin Road that was originally crowded with people gradually left only his brothers.
The two brothers hooked their shoulders, since they didn't get to Wu Zheng today, and the two didn't want to be embarrassed here anymore and were ready to knock down and go home, but they didn't take two steps, and they fell asleep in the dry grass.
Wu Zheng walked in the crowd, like a young man strolling leisurely, looking left and right looked very leisurely, but in fact, Wu Zheng was lost.
Don't come to this Baisha Academy, he heard it for the first time, and the green plum wine that Cheng Jin made this time did have some doorways, and as soon as it was worn in the crowd, the gate of this Baisha Academy could not be found, so he had to go forward with the tourists in the night.
In the open space along the way, from time to time, there are four or five groups of talented and beautiful people chanting poems or listening to the dictionary through the romantic lights, and the courtyard of Baisha Academy, under the embellishment of these talented and beautiful women and lanterns, has now become a carnival before the Midyear Festival.
"Childe, can you help me see this mystery?" A woman in a long skirt on the side of the road gently dragged the fascination under the lantern with one hand and said to Wu Zheng.
Wu Zheng looked left and right, then pointed at himself and said, "Are you talking to me?" ”
The woman smiled slightly: "Childe is really good at laughing, who else can there be here besides you?" This lantern is very good-looking, but the mystery is too difficult to guess, I think Childe is also a reader, can you please give Childe some advice? ”
Wu Zheng looked at the lantern that the woman was pulling, it was no different from the lantern hanging on the road along the way! Where can you see it if you want to look good?
Wu Zheng knew that he had been accosted, he didn't have too much luck, and there was nothing unpleasant, so he walked over and then looked at the woman's face, and said: "The bones are also scattered, and the skin is thin and light...... Girl, if I'm not mistaken, this mystery must be a lantern! ”
"Lanterns?" The woman seemed to look at Wu Zheng and said.
Wu Zheng said with a smile: "Yes or no, the girl took the rice noodles and asked the old master of the lamp, don't you know?" ”
The woman picked up the lamp and smiled, and replied with a Wanfu smile: "Then the woman is going to try, does the son want to go with you?" ”
Wu Zheng shook his head and said, "No, I still have something." By the way, girl, can you ask for directions? ”
"Asking for directions?" The woman looked at Wu Zheng curiously.
Wu Zheng hesitated for a moment, then leaned closer and asked, "Girl, do you know where the toilet in this academy is?" ”
"Latrine?" The woman looked at Wu Zheng with a shocked face, as if she wanted to break her head, but she didn't expect that this seemingly gentle and elegant son would actually ask such vulgar words.
Wu Zheng said: "The girl has three urgency, even if you don't tell me, you don't have to look at me like this!" ”
I don't know if it was Wu Zheng's words that moved the girl, or if the girl looked at his hard work and raised her finger in a direction.
Wu Zheng hurriedly hugged his fists and said, "Thank you!" ”
After finishing Wu Zheng, he went directly into the bushes, and Wu Zheng didn't know if the toilet was in the bushes, anyway, it was going to the place where this kind girl pointed out. 166 Reading Network