Chapter 379: Pat Drag 2.0
"I said... Zhou Ruocheng looked disgusted, "Are you stupid?" ”
"I... Why am I stupid? Jiang Zhongxing was obviously lacking in qi when he said this.
"As far as you have just behaved, I doubt your countless words about reading women." Zhou Ruocheng said. "That's how you pick up girls?"
"I... What did I lie to you! Jiang Zhongxing said: "Before, I only had to find an excuse to chat with other girls on the street, and the other party would be happy to chat with me." ”
"You... How do you usually do it? Zhou Ruocheng asked.
"Just... Throw the key on the ground and let someone pick it up. Jiang Zhongxing replied a little embarrassed.
"Holy." Zhou Ruocheng patted his head and expressed his helplessness: "You really refreshed my cognition of pick-ups... ”
"What's wrong! This trick has really been tried and tested! Most of the girls were willing to talk to me, and then they would have a few more words and have a drink, and then the ones that followed. ”
"However, you pay for the drink and the cost of opening the house." Zhou Ruocheng replied.
"How do you know? After all, isn't it normal for me to have a treat for those things after that? Jiang Zhongxing replied.
"Then these girls must only fancy your money and not your people, right?" Zhou Ruocheng said helplessly.
"Huh! Did you talk like that?! Am I so unbearable? Jiang Zhongxing was immediately unhappy.
"Oh, and your face." Zhou Ruocheng added: "As for what happens to you below, I don't know, after all, I haven't seen it." ”
Jiang Zhongxing finished his crotch and glanced at Zhou Ruocheng with some annoyance, "Are you rude to those girls like this!?" ”
"So have these girls been with you for a long time?" Zhou Ruocheng asked again.
“。。。。” Jiang Zhongxing was silent.
"Did I say yes?" Zhou Ruocheng said: "To put it mildly, you are engaged in a one-time transaction, and it is not considered to be in love." ”
"And what about you?!" Jiang Zhongxing asked a little angrily.
"You and my brother are married to say this?" Zhou Ruocheng asked with a disgusted face.
Jiang Zhongxing was also stunned, lowered his head, thought about it and shouted again: "Anyway, I have more women than you!" ”
"Next time you try to change your car key to Alto Mitsubishi, if this girl is still willing to get into your car, then I can only say that it is really true love!"
Jiang Zhongxing was speechless again: "Then what do you say?" ”
The two are now in the aisle on the edge of the living room, and Bai Yuting and Tang Yunlin are sitting in the living room chatting, Zhou Ruocheng also concluded that he can't send Jiang Zhongxing, the iron hanhan, to Bai Yuting, after witnessing what happened to Jiang Zhongxing just now, otherwise he will be directly exposed without two sentences.
"Then let me ask you, now that you are with Teacher Bai, how will you chat with others?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.
"Ahh Of course, it's close to him.。。 After all, we've seen it before. Jiang Zhongxing said.
"What do you do?" Zhou Ruocheng asked.
"For example, we seemed to meet somewhere that day, and you picked up the car keys for me... Jiang Zhongxing's voice lowered again.
"My big brother, can you say anything other than the car keys? Is your life so unbearable?! Zhou Ruocheng said helplessly.
"So what do you say? We don't know each other, why don't you find me some topics? You're my wingman, aren't you? Jiang Zhongxing said.
"Big brother, a wingman is just a wingman after all, isn't it? The final initiative is still up to you, right? Zhou Ruocheng said again: "Besides, I'll help you find a topic?" What are you doing with your own mouth? Do you want me to be a light bulb for you in the middle? ”
"And what do you say I'm talking to her about?" Jiang Zhongxing asked again.
"No, to be more direct, it's okay for you to praise people for being beautiful." Zhou Ruocheng replied.
"Oh, I'm okay to say that people are beautiful, I'm sick? Even if I don't think people think so? Jiang Zhongxing said.
"I think you don't just have a problem with emotional intelligence, you have a problem with understanding." Zhou Ruocheng said helplessly.
"What are you underestimating here?" Suddenly, a voice appeared, which startled both Zhou Ruocheng and Jiang Zhongxing.
"Wow!" Zhou Ruocheng looked back, "It turned out to be you." Wife, don't scare me, okay? ”
Tang Yunlin looked at Zhou Ruocheng with a puzzled expression, "It's rare for Sister Bai to come to see you, why are you leaving people aside, what are you secretly planning here, is it something wrong with Sister Bai?" ”
"Sister-in-law, you misunderstood, Zhou Ruocheng is just helping me how to drag on with Miss Bai." An answer from Pig teammate Jiang Zhongxing.
Hearing this, Tang Yunlin also looked at Zhou Ruocheng with interest, "Young Master... Do you really have the leisure to do that? ”
"No, no, no. No! Zhou Ruocheng wanted to explain, but everyone confessed what else to explain? I had to hang my hand down, "Okay, I admit it, but I'm just doing it out of kindness!" It was this guy who boasted about this Haikou in front of his grandfather! ”
"That's what Haikou! I really like Miss Bai! Jiang Zhongxing hurriedly replied.
"You told us that there is a chicken to use, you have to talk to Teacher Bai." Zhou Ruocheng said.
As soon as he heard this, Jiang Zhongxing withered: "No. I see that Miss Bai can't even say anything, let alone confess! ”
"Do you really like Sister Bai?" Tang Yunlin asked.
"I really like it." Jiang Zhongxing replied.
"How much do you like it?" Tang Yunlin also looked at Jiang Zhongxing with interest.
"Sister-in-law, you may not be able to trust me, but I really like Miss Bai! I fell in love with her the first time I met her! Jiang Zhongxing said.
"Even at the cost of running to someone's door to deliver ninety-nine roses?" Tang Yunlin asked.
Jiang Zhongxing was also stunned, "Sister-in-law." Sister-in-law, how do you know? ”
"Didn't we meet when you confessed to Sister Bai?" Tang Yunlin said with a smile.
"Huh?" Zhou Ruocheng was also stunned, looked at Jiang Zhongxing and then looked at his wife.
Jiang Zhongxing was also stunned, and after carefully looking at Tang Yunlin for a while, he also reacted: "It turns out that the two beauties in ancient costumes I saw that day are sister-in-law!" I didn't even recognize you when you put on makeup that day. ”
"So you've been rejected by Sister Bai once, right?" Tang Yunlin asked again.
"It can't be regarded as a refusal... Jiang Zhongxing's embarrassment couldn't be hidden.
"That's a refusal." Tang Yunlin also did not give Jiang Zhongxing room for reverie.
"It's not my sister-in-law. What you say hurts. Jiang Zhongxing smiled bitterly.
"If you talk to someone else's girl like that, if I were Sister Bai, I would have rejected you." Tang Yunlin said.
"Wait a minute!" Zhou Ruocheng asked first: "Teacher Bai will refuse my letter, and if you want to be your wife, a stupid person who drives a Ferrari and has a lot of money is looking for you to talk to you, don't you play with others?" ”
"That also depends on my mood that day, and even if I am willing, is it willing, young master?" Tang Yunlin asked with a smile.
"I would never agree with this happening! If anyone dares to hit my wife's attention, my legs will be broken for him! Zhou Ruocheng said resolutely.
"I said you were showing affection to me?" Jiang Zhongxing muttered on the side.
"That's why I asked you if you really like Sister Bai, after all, it's also your own sister, and I can't introduce her to a scumbag, right?" Tang Yunlin said.
Jiang Zhongxing's eyes also lit up, "Sister-in-law, what do you mean?" ”
"So you've got to make a statement." Tang Yunlin said.
Jiang Zhongxing immediately became serious: "I'm here to make a serious statement!" I really like Miss Bai! Heaven and earth can be learned! ”
"Would you even die for her?" Tang Yunlin asked again.
"Of course I do!" Jiang Zhongxing replied.
"Okay, let my sister-in-law and I give you ideas." Tang Yunlin said.
"Wait a minute, wife." Zhou Ruocheng looked at Tang Yunlin suspiciously, "What did you say?" Are you going to help me with the drag? ”
"What? Isn't it okay? Tang Yunlin asked rhetorically, "Just allow you to be a young man, and don't you allow me to drag others?" ”
"I didn't mean that, after all, this kind of thing." Zhou Ruocheng was also a little embarrassed.
"It's a natural thing for a man to marry a woman to marry, and besides, unless you are wrong, why are you so sneaky?" Tang Yunlin said
"Then you're wrong, we don't have any dirty thoughts about Teacher Bai, we really just want it... Zhou Ruocheng couldn't think of any words to describe it: "What else is pure or impure about the object!?" ”
Hearing this, Tang Yunlin also smiled: "Then Young Master Jiang, do you want the slave family to help you with this?" ”
"Yes, yes! As long as I can win Miss Bai's heart, I will promise you whatever my sister-in-law wants. Jiang Zhongxing behaved like a dog who was flattering for food.
Zhou Ruo still wanted to interject, but seeing that his wife was out of the horse, he wouldn't get involved, after all, this kind of thing is more troublesome when there are more people.
"For Young Master Jiang's sake, for the sake of being so sincere, then I'll tell you how to please Sister Bai." Tang Yunlin seemed to be in a high mood and said with a smile.
"Uh-huh, little brother, I'm listening." Jiang Zhongxingdai nodded.
"First of all, you have to have an environment where you can be alone." Tang Yunlin glanced back at Bai Yuting, who was still sitting in the living room, "You don't have to worry about this, my sister is ready for you"
"Uh-huh." Jiang Zhongxing nodded.
"Then it's a matter of talking to her about a topic that interests her, and then starting with that topic and starting with a conversation with her." Tang Yunlin said again.
"So what is Miss Bai's topic of interest?" Jiang Zhongxing asked again.
"This topic must be of interest to her, and it is also shared by the two of you, then you can try to talk to her about the young master." Tang Yunlin said.
"Uh-huh, about talking about Zhou Ruocheng." Jiang Zhongxing nodded again.
"Huh? Wait a minute, why am I still in there? Zhou Ruocheng felt that something was wrong and asked.
"Young master, don't make a noise yet." Tang Yunlin interrupted Zhou Ruocheng's speech: "When talking about this issue, you have to find out if she is interested in this issue. ”
"How do you really care about this topic?" Jiang Zhongxing asked again.
"When the girl is looking at you." Tang Yunlin replied.
"Oh, I see, but what if Miss Bai doesn't like this topic?" Jiang Zhongxing thought for a while and asked.
"I won't be interested, after all, the young master is her student, and I will want to know a little more, and remember, don't be too rigid in the content, tell me about the things that have happened between the two of you, but remember not to think about saying bad things about the young master, which will make Sister Bai think that you are careful, but don't deliberately praise the young master, otherwise Sister Bai will think that you are deliberately slapping on the back." Tang Yunlin said again.
"Oh oh, yes." Jiang Zhongxing simply found a pen and memorized it directly in his hand.
"When Sister Bai is amused by you, then it means that you have a show." Tang Yunlin said again.
"Okay, so what?" Jiang Zhongxing asked.
"Then you can try to send her home." Tang Yunlin replied.
"What do I need to do on the way home?" Jiang Zhongxing asked.
"Don't do anything." Tang Yunlin smiled, "Just send her back." ”
"Finished?" Jiang Zhongxing looked at Tang Yunlin with some doubts.
"It's over." Tang Yunlin replied, "But you can try to ask for her mobile phone number, so that you can contact you later." ”
"I don't. That one... Jiang Zhongxing gestured.
"What?" Tang Yunlin asked.
"It's like holding hands. Or hints or something like that... Jiang Zhongxing asked.
"No, Sister Bai is not the girl you have been in contact with before, Sister Bai is a blank sheet of paper in this regard, and excessive pursuit makes her uncomfortable." Tang Yunlin replied.
"Oh so." Jiang Zhongxing nodded.
"That's all I have to do today, go, I'll tell you, no one will bother you next, Sister Bai asked and said that I was not feeling well, and the young master took care of it, so let her wait for a while." Tang Yunlin said.
"Wow wife, have you ever done this before? Did you take this into account? Zhou Ruocheng also sighed.
"Okay! I understood, then I went. Jiang Zhongxing said.
"Go ahead." Tang Yunlin sent Jiang Zhongxing away with a smile.
Jiang Zhongxing walked into the living room under the eyes of the two couples and began his journey of pickling girls.