Volume 2: This Is the Beginning of the Excitement Chapter 116: I've Decided to Marry You
After watching for a while, Zhao Ying raised his hand and pushed him, he still pretended to be asleep and didn't react, of course Zhao Ying knew that he was pretending to be asleep, a martial artist's alertness was very high, even if he was asleep, if someone approached, he could notice it at the first time, how could there be someone like Li Yinglong, people squatted down in front of him and pushed him before he woke up and fell asleep, what is this not pretending.
Zhao Ying raised his hand and slapped him on the head and scolded: Scoundrel, don't pretend, get up for me.
Li Yinglong had no choice but to open his eyes and rub his head and pretend to be confused: What are you doing if you don't sleep.
Zhao Ying glared at him viciously with his eyes and said, "Say, what did you do to me just now, why didn't I wear clothes ------ bare?"
Li Yinglong said: What did I do, I was sleeping, and I didn't do anything.
Zhao Yingdao: No, I remember that before going to bed, I was playing with the crystal head flower, and I didn't take off my clothes at all, and then the flower cracked and there was a puff of smoke, which was very fragrant, and then I didn't know anything, maybe I slept, but I shouldn't be ------ without clothes, it must be that you scoundrel did something to me, yes, it must be you.
The black head didn't go back to his house, at this time he was eavesdropping outside the door, and when he heard Zhao Ying's stern questioning, he almost laughed out loud, and couldn't help but say, little bastard, this time you can stand it, it's strange that Zhao Yatou doesn't peel you alive.
Li Yinglong said: I didn't do anything, I don't believe you asked the old bastard, he was also in our house just now.
As soon as his words fell, the door was kicked open with a "bang", and the black-headed man rushed in, and he pointed at Li Yinglong with his hand and shouted: Little bastard, don't talk nonsense, although I am in the house, I don't see anything on this side of the curtain.
These words reminded Zhao Ying, there was indeed a curtain hanging in the middle of the room, and when she looked closely, it was still the sheets on her bed, she understood, her eyes radiated two sharp lights leisurely, and she shouted angrily: Scoundrel, it was really you who did it, I ------ and I killed you.
After saying that, he raised his palm and slapped it on Li Yinglong's head.
The black-headed Tuo had been paying attention to the two, and when he saw that Zhao Ying was about to commit murder, he reached out and grabbed her wrist and threw her aside.
Zhao Ying said with a crying voice: Elder, why are you helping that scoundrel, he ------ him ruined me, and I will never spare him.
The black head said: What nonsense are you talking about, what do you mean to destroy you, he saved you, but not only are you not grateful for the life-saving grace of others, but you want to kill people, this is your fault.
After that, he paused, and then said: Although I hate this little bastard too, I can't help but say a fair word for him in this matter.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying was shocked and said: What, he saved me.
The black head said: Here's the thing, you and this little bastard went out shopping in the evening and bought a good-looking crystal head flower, in fact, it was a set for you, and there was a very powerful obscene poison hidden in the flower of the head flower, and the name of the obscene poison was called, Heavenly Demon Charming Poison'. When you accidentally twisted the mechanism when you played, the flower cracked, and then emitted poisonous smoke from it, you smoked it and lost your mind, and you stripped off all your clothes to find this kid to do that, fortunately, this kid has the determination, didn't do it with you, and made you dizzy, and then my old man taught him how to detoxify you, and he saved you under the guidance of my old man, otherwise you have finished playing at this time, so you have to thank people, not to kill people.
Zhao Yingdao: I don't believe it, why didn't he say it when I asked him just now?
The black head said: What do you tell him to say, are you not ashamed to say it?
After that, he pointed to the dirty black water on the ground with his hand and said, "I don't believe you look at the ground, there is still poisonous water discharged from your body."
Hearing this, Zhao Ying looked at the ground, and sure enough, there was a pool of fishy and smelly black water, but he still didn't believe it and asked the black head: Elder------ is this all true?
The black-headed Tuo pointed to the sky with his hand and said: My old man swears to the sky, everything I say is true, if there is a lie, the sky will thunder.
Zhao Ying didn't say anything, turned around and walked back to her bed, lifted the quilt and got in, even covered her head, and after a while, her cry came from the quilt.
After breakfast, Heitou Tuo took Li Yinglong and Zhao Ying and set off to the outside of Taohuayu Town.
The order of walking this time changed, Heitou Tuo walked in front, Li Yinglong walked in the middle, and Zhao Ying walked last.
After leaving the town, he walked forward for a while, Zhao Ying suddenly walked a few steps, came to Li Yinglong's side and asked in a low voice: Scoundrel, you tell me the truth, have you seen my body ------ me?
Hearing this, Li Yinglong was startled, and hurriedly flashed to the side and distanced himself from her and said vigilantly: Why are you still mentioning this, it's not over.
Zhao Ying glared at him and said: You don't have to be afraid, I won't do anything to you, I'll just confirm it again.
Li Yinglong said helplessly: You got into my quilt naked, can I not see it.
Zhao Ying's face flushed, and after a deep sigh, he asked: Yes------ have you also touched it?
As she spoke, she looked down at her breasts.
Li Yinglong said: I can't help you detoxify, I can only do ------ do that.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying sighed lightly and said: Alas! Let you pick up a big bargain as a scoundrel, this may be fate, there is no way, I have to follow you in my life.
After that, he paused, and then said solemnly: I have decided to marry you.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong was stunned for a moment, thinking that he had heard it wrong, so he asked: What did you ------ you say?
Zhao Yingdao: I said, I decided to marry you, are you happy to die when you hear the news?
Hearing it clearly this time, Li Yinglong jumped vigorously and said: No, don't marry me, and I won't marry you.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying was stunned and said: What, what do you ------ you say, if you don't marry me, what do you mean ------ you? Didn't you always get along with me in the past, and did everything possible to force me to marry you, what's wrong today, and it's the opposite hexagram again?
Li Yinglong said: Grandma Ganpi, that's me joking with you, I can't take it seriously.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying was furious, and pointed at Li Yinglong with his hand and said: You fart, don't take it seriously, I'm an unmarried yellow flower girl, I have been seen and touched by you, a scoundrel, how can I marry someone else, tell you, if you dare not marry me, I will kill you first, and then commit suicide to accompany you.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong said in his heart, it's over, it's troublesome, it's stained, what should I do?
Suddenly, Zhang Yunfang was reflected in his mind, so he came up with an idea, and hurriedly said: Miss Zhao, don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't want to marry you, but I can't marry you, because when I was young, my parents set me a marriage, and I am a person who has a fiancée, so I can't marry you again.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying said angrily: You don't talk nonsense with me, say, whose girl is your fiancée, I'll check.
Li Yinglong said: Welcome to check, my fiancée is Miss Zhang Yunfang, the daughter of Master Zhang of Suzhou Shangshu Mansion, and my father-in-law and fiancée sent me to the scientific expedition this time.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying said unreasonably: This is easy to do, you write a letter to her, tell her that you have found another wife, don't want her anymore, let her find another in-law's house.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong said angrily: Why are you so domineering, I will do whatever you want me to do?
Zhao Yingdao: Yes, I am so domineering to you, who let you look at me and touch me again, ruining my beautiful future.
Li Yinglong said angrily: Why are you so unreasonable.
Zhao Yingdao: Yes, I am unreasonable with you, you have to marry me, I have to marry you, your former fiancée can't have it, if you are embarrassed to say, I will go to her.
Li Yinglong said: Don't mess around, okay, do you know that if you do this, you will get killed, my fiancée is not married, she once said that if I don't want her, she will commit suicide, and she has already done it once.
Zhao Yingdao: You don't make up stories for me here, do you think I'll believe it?
Li Yinglong said: Believe it or not, but I really didn't make it up.
After a pause, he said: "Here's the thing, my father-in-law is a little disgusted with the poor and loves the rich, because my family is very poor, he looks down on me, I don't want to be looked down upon by him, so I told my fiancée that I want to break off the marriage contract with her, who knows that after she heard it, she immediately took out a pair of scissors and stabbed her neck, if I hadn't taken the scissors off quickly, she had been killed by me, so I couldn't help but marry her."
Zhao Yingdao: But you can't help but marry me.
The black-headed tuo couldn't listen to it anymore, so he stopped and turned his head to Li Yinglong and said: Little bastard, why are you so dead-eyed, isn't it over if you marry the two together.
Hearing this, the two said in unison at the same time: No!
The black-headed man smiled and said, "Huh! Why are you two so in the same mind this time?
After that, he said to Zhao Ying: Girl, tell me your reasons.
Zhao Yingdao: I am a dignified county lord, how can I share a man with other women.
The black-headed tuo asked Li Yinglong: Hey, little bastard, what is your reason?
Li Yinglong said: This crazy woman is unreasonable and domineering, and her martial arts are good, I can't beat her, can I really marry her back and have a good life for me, so I can't marry her.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying pointed at Li Yinglong with his hand and shouted: You dare!
Li Yinglong grinned and said: See if I dare, I won't marry you, what can you do to me, kill me?
Zhao Ying, who was full of anger, suddenly laughed, smiled very strangely, and then said in a long voice: If you don't marry me, you can't do it, but we signed the husband and wife documents.
After that, she reached out and took out the husband and wife document written by Li Yinglong himself from her arms and shook it at Li Yinglong.
Li Yinglong was dumbfounded, scratched his head and said: Crazy woman, why are you still keeping that thing, isn't that what I gave back to you, I said it was invalid when I gave it to you, it doesn't count.
Zhao Ying shook the piece of paper, then solemnly folded it and put it into his arms and said: If you say it's invalid, it's invalid, if you say it's invalid, it won't count, if you say it's not counting, it's not invalid, it's not counting, it's for me to have the final say, so this husband and wife contract is still valid and counting. Besides, this is written by you yourself, and you have a handprint, you can't admit it, a manly husband has to talk and count, and he can't go back on his word.
Li Yinglong was angered by her, and saw him straighten his chest and said: Who said that what I say doesn't count, isn't it just to marry you as a wife, marry and marry, but you have to be small, because my eldest wife is Zhang Yunfang, if you agree, you will marry me, and if you don't agree, you will break up, this is none of my business, you don't agree.
Hearing this, Zhao Ying was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: You ------ you scoundrel, I -------
Speaking of this, she seemed to think of something - suddenly stopped talking, and then laughed again, laughed and said: I don't want to be your ghost, do you think that if you provoke me like this, I won't marry you when I am excited and angry, beautiful you, I don't want to be an old virgin who can't marry for the rest of my life.
After that, he paused, and then made a look of indifference and said: "The small one is the small one, I don't care anymore, but if you don't marry me at that time, you can't do it, don't blame me for moving to your house without saying hello."
Hearing this, the black-headed tuo smiled and said: Why, I have figured it out, that's good, everyone is happy, and then I will have two apprentices and grandchildren hugging me at once, hahaha-------
Li Yinglong glanced at him and said: You are so beautiful, I won't let you hold my son if I have a son, who knows if your old bastard will abduct my son.
Hearing this, the black-headed man smiled strangely and said: Oh, maybe oh, your little bastard's two daughters-in-law are so beautiful, and the son born must be very beautiful, when I like it, maybe I'll run away, hahaha-------, when the time comes, your little bastard will definitely be in a hurry to turn white overnight, I'll go, it will be very interesting.