509, fainting with association
Just like the eldest grandson Wuji, he decided that it was the eldest grandson Wuji who he saw in the Qin Palace, so he didn't change his mind because of Li Tai's words.
Therefore, after he listened to Li Tai's words, he smiled secretly in his heart, these two mothers and sons are really strange, aren't they just going to the door and bowing their heads, and they can hide their armpits?
However, everyone loves face and doesn't like ugly things to be exposed, which is understandable!
Eldest Sun Wuji nodded, and instead of dwelling on the question, he turned to look at the table full of porcelain bowls.
He was very curious about what was in the porcelain bowl, so he picked one up from the desk, opened it, and asked, "These are ......?"
But as soon as he opened it, he smelled a foul smell, and immediately threw the porcelain bowl back on the desk, and shouted: "What is this, how it stinks, it is disgusting!" ”
After speaking, he covered his nose with his hands, looking unbearable.
Li Tai was still struggling with what the eldest grandson Wuji said, but when he saw his funny appearance, he couldn't help but be happy, but it attracted the laughter and white eyes of his mother, the eldest grandson.
However, Li Tai was a little puzzled why the eldest grandson Wuji showed this reaction, these are all desserts he prepared, how could they be stinky!
So Li Tai stepped forward and picked up the porcelain bowl that Changsun Wuji had just taken, opened it, and saw that the ice cream in the porcelain bowl was mixed with golden flesh, and then smelled the tempting familiar fragrance, Li Tai understood what was going on, it turned out to be durian fruit ice cream.
The fruit of durian was brought back to the Central Plains until the Ming Dynasty, and the eunuchs of the Three Treasures went to the West, so it is not surprising that the eldest grandson Wuji has never seen it, but looking at his reaction just now, I am afraid that he hates this taste very much.
Alas...... I really don't know how to appreciate it!
Durian is a good thing!
Li Tai couldn't help but sigh a little!
The eldest grandson Wuji saw Li Tai open the lid of the bowl again, and hurriedly said: "Quickly cover it, this smell is too bad!" ”
"Really?" Li Tai deliberately brought the porcelain bowl with durian ice cream to the front of the eldest grandson Wuji, and said with a smile: "But this king thinks that this smell is very good, it is even more fragrant than flowers!" ”
"You...... You did it on purpose! The eldest grandson Wuji was very annoyed, stretched out his finger and pointed at Li Tai, and said angrily.
But as soon as the hand was put off his nose, he smelled the disgusting smell again, so he hurriedly put his hand back on his nose, and the funny appearance made Li Tai almost can't help but laugh.
It seems that some people are right, some people just can't accept the smell of durian, and they have the urge to vomit as soon as they smell it!
Hahaha! Li Tai's mind flashed countless ways to rectify the eldest grandson Wuji for a while, and he didn't have to worry about having fun after being reborn!
Just when Li Tai was fantasizing about the scene of using durian to rectify the eldest grandson Wuji, the eldest grandson Wuji suddenly said: "Qingque, it should be stopped, no matter what he says, he is also your own uncle, you can't play tricks on him like this, and what you are holding in your hand, why does it smell so strange, just like the smell of rotten fruit!" ”
"Mother, Qingque is not messing around, this is a kind of fruit overseas, called durian, has not been introduced to the Central Plains, so my mother has not heard of it, although it doesn't smell very good, but the taste is very good, and it is rich in nutrients, which can supplement the needs of the human body!" Hearing the words of the eldest grandson, Li Tai immediately woke up from his fantasy, showed an innocent expression, and explained to her carefully.
Hearing this, the eldest grandson looked at the bowl in Li Tai's hand with a surprised expression, this thing that smells like feces is a fruit?
It was hard for Eldest Sun Wuji to imagine that there would be such a taste of fruit, she wanted to ask Li Tai in detail, but before she could start asking, Eldest Sun Wuji on the side roared: "Close it!" Cover the bowl! ”
Then before the two of them reacted, their eyes rolled and they fainted!
Li Tai: "......" Is there still this person in the world? After smelling the durian for a while, he fainted......
Could it be that durians still have the potential for biological weapons?
Well! Next time, you can get a durian bomb or something!
Li Tai maliciously took the eldest grandson Wuji as an experimental subject in his heart.
But the eldest grandson Wuji on the side was taken aback by the behavior of the eldest grandson Wuji, and hurriedly stepped forward to inspect his situation, and saw that there was nothing wrong with him, but he was relieved after fainting.
Although she was not satisfied with the eldest grandson Wuji concealing her Li Shimin's affairs, no matter how she said that the eldest grandson Wuji was her mother's compatriot, how could she easily give up her own brother who couldn't be kissed anymore, so she was still very worried when she saw him have a problem.
Then the eldest grandson Wuxian saw Li Tai on the side with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and he was angry in his heart, this bad boy didn't know what kind of prank he was planning, if he didn't tease his brother, would his brother faint?
Thinking about this, the eldest grandson said coldly: "Is it fun?" ”
"Ok! However, there are still some deficiencies that need to be corrected! Li Tai didn't think about it so much, and said it as soon as his mouth was bald, but as soon as he spoke, he felt a murderous aura approaching him, and he immediately reacted, regretting in his heart why he was so straightforward.
"Lee! Great! The eldest grandson screamed Li Tai's name in a screaming voice, and he seemed to be very annoyed by the situation.
This scream can make Li Tai confused, he has never seen the eldest grandson Wuxian show such an expression, he trembled and then said, "Slip of the tongue...... Slip of the tongue ......"
"What's the slip of the tongue...... Slip of the tongue, why don't you learn well, you just like to play tricks on people, is this what the sage books usually teach you? Where have the books gone!! ”
At this moment, the eldest grandson Wuxian turned into a lioness and scolded Li Tai frantically, the scolding sentences were not the same, and he scolded for half an hour, almost scolding Li Tai and crying, but fortunately, in the end, the eldest grandson Wuxuan scolded so much that his saliva was dry, so he stopped.
The eldest grandson picked up a bowl and drank the melted ice cream as if it were water, and then said slowly, "Do you realize your mistake?" ”
Li Tai nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "I realized, Qingque has deeply realized his mistakes, and he will never dare to make them in the future!" ”
The eldest grandson bowed his head slightly, and said with a smile: "It's good to know that you are wrong, remember not to make it again in the future, you know?" ”
"Got it!" Li Tai smiled sweetly, but in his heart, he was thinking that after a long and wise life, even if he wants to play tricks on people next time, he will have to put on a layer of vest, and the most important thing is that he can't do this kind of thing in front of the eldest grandson.
"Good boy!" The eldest grandson naturally didn't know what Li Tai was thinking, otherwise he would be mad!
"Hurry up and treat your uncle!"