Chapter 15 Stone can also squeeze out oil
Zhao Yi's so-called Yangmou Jingtian Erlang explained this, and everyone understood it at once.
This Zhao Dangjia is worthy of Zhao Dangjia, so many of us flocked to the stupid aunt's yard to listen to the story at once, so many pairs of eyes fixed on him, even if Kong Ming was alive, he didn't want to play any tricks, not to mention that he was still a stupid nerd.
However, Zhao Dangjia used so many people to stare at him at once, isn't it a little too exalted to that stupid uncle? Forget it, as long as there is a story to listen to your own little minions worry about these hearts, isn't it a panic of eating too much salt?
In Wu Zheng's small courtyard, Seinfeld came from outside, and Wu Zheng smiled: "How can you see clearly?" ”
Seinfeld said: "I see clearly, it's Yang Lao Liu who is here this time." ”
Xiang'er on the side said in surprise: "Miss heard you say this, doesn't that mean that every time my uncle tells a story, there are people from them eavesdropping outside?" ”
Wu Zheng smiled: "You little girl only knows!" ”
"When did you know, uncle?"
"I won't tell you. By the way, Fei'er, you said that they waited to listen to the story, how much do we have to charge for one of us? ”
Seinfeld said: "Xianggong, you said that Zhao Yi and those people will come later?" ”
Wu Zheng smiled: "It's the last day, we don't do anything and just know how to tell stories in this courtyard, so how can Zhao Yi rest assured if he doesn't come over to see it in person?" ”
"I see."
"You haven't said how much money is appropriate for a person!"
Seinfeld smiled: "I didn't expect Xianggong to still be a money fan, but your plan this time may be in vain." ”
"Why?"
"Because the brothers in our village have licked the stone nest when they eat salt, where is the spare money to listen to the story, unless you can squeeze the stone out of oil, otherwise don't think about your plan to make a fortune."
"Really? In that case, then you have a blessed eye. ”
"What eye-catcher?"
"The magic skill of stone oil extraction! This magic skill is a hundred times more wonderful than the magic skill of delivering the baby for Xiaocui's sister-in-law. ”
Xiang'er said with a smile: "Uncle bragging, how can the stones in this world squeeze out oil?" ”
"We'll see if we can squeeze out the oil."
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Zhao Yi to appear outside the courtyard gate with someone.
"Is my uncle at home?"
Wu Zheng looked up in the courtyard and couldn't help laughing: "Yo! Uncle Zhao. You don't wait in the Juyi Hall, why did you come to my house? It's still early! ”
The corners of Zhao Yi's mouth twitched, and he said: "Uncle rest assured that Zhao is not here to urge salt this time, but I heard that our uncle's story is well-told, isn't Zhao also curious to come and feast his ears." ”
"That's it! Did you bring any silver? ”
"Silver?" Zhao Yi looked at Wu Zheng suspiciously: "What does this have to do with silver?" ”
Wu Zheng said with a smile: "Uncle Zhao, I have to give silver to listen to the girls singing in Chunjiang Tower!" Why can't I collect money when I get to my little nephew to listen to the story? Or does Uncle Zhao never have to spend money to go to Chunjiang Tower? ”
"You...... Hugh is talking nonsense, I don't have the money to go to that kind of place. Okay, don't talk about it here, tell me how much silver do you want? ”
Wu Zheng glanced at the dozen or so people brought by Zhao Yi, and said with a smile: "Everyone who wants to listen to the story has one or two stories, but for the sake of the number of you, this fraction will be erased!" Uncle Zhao, you can give ten taels. ”
"Ten taels? Why don't you kid rob it? ”
"Huh! Uncle Zhao, what you said is bad, how can I rob it! If you don't want to listen, I won't stop you from letting you go, or wait for Uncle Zhao to save enough money to come back? ”
Everyone thought that Zhao Yi would immediately turn around and leave when he heard it, after all, it was ten taels of silver! It's enough to buy two acres of land at the foot of the mountain, how can Zhao Dangjia take two acres of land just to listen to a story?
But as a result, Zhao Yi laughed when he heard it, in his opinion, the more outrageous Wu Zheng said, it proved that there were ghosts in his heart, so he said: "Isn't it ten taels of silver, for the sake of his brothers, Zhao paid back this money." ”
After speaking, he took out an ingot of ten taels of silver and threw it to Wu Zheng.
Wu Zheng hurriedly caught it, but found that the power on this silver was extremely large, and Seinfeld just wanted to remind him but it was too late.
But at this moment, he saw Wu Zheng stumbling under his feet, and saw that he was about to fall to the ground, but he suddenly turned around and stood up again, and at this time, because of a turn, the silver was thrown into the sky, and when Wu Zheng stood firm, he reached out and took the ingot of silver, and obediently fell into his hand.
Seeing that Wu Zheng was fine, Song Fei'er was also relieved, wanting to see Wu Zheng's stumbling just now, Song Fei'er's eyes couldn't help but light up, could this be the four taels in Xianggong Taijiquan?
Zhao Yi couldn't help but feel very disappointed when he saw that Wu Zheng was fine, forget it, who called this stupid person stupid luck! actually dissolved the strength of his silver after falling like this, which is really evil.
"Uncle, you also accepted this silver, can we come in and listen to the story now?"
Wu Zheng smiled: "Uncle Zhao, why are you still standing outside, isn't this just the same as the little nephew." Please come in quickly, Xiang'er has melon seeds......"
"Uncle, how can we have melon seeds in our family?"
"Huh! Forgot. Okay, you can take this ingot of silver for your uncle first, and when you have the opportunity to go down the mountain that day, your aunt will buy you candy to eat. ”
"Really?" Xiang'er's eyes couldn't help but light up.
"Of course it's true, ten taels of silver isn't enough for you to eat."
Looking at Wu Zheng's villainous appearance, everyone felt that their Zhao Da was in charge of the other party, didn't he say that he was a good plan? Why was he cheated ten taels of silver by this stupid aunt before he entered the door, that's two acres of land! And the paddy fields that are still good are gone.
Tian Erlang saw that everyone was not interested, and suddenly shouted in a low voice: "What do you know, that stupid uncle asked for ten taels of silver when he opened his mouth, which just shows that he has a ghost in his heart, but how can he deceive our Zhao Dangjia with this ghost trick." It's just ten taels of silver, and if he doesn't get salt when the sun sets, hehe! Now how much he eats, even our Zhao Dangjia has to let him spit it out with interest. ”
When everyone heard this, they immediately understood, and they couldn't help but say in their hearts that it was indeed a master, and it was really not something that we ordinary people could speculate.
"Huh! Is that Brother Erlang? What were you just talking about? Wu Zheng said.
Zhao Yi smiled and said, "Uncle, they are discussing your story!" By the way, they always tell me that what you are talking about about is a good legend of the Condor Heroes, and we are here specifically to listen to this. ”
"Hehe, Uncle Zhao gave the silver today, what you want to hear is naturally Uncle Zhao, you have the final say, but do you want to start from the beginning or from the place you have heard?"
Zhao Yi said with a smile: "Of course, from the beginning, although the brothers have heard some of it, they must have missed a lot. I haven't heard a word of it, so I'll start from the beginning. ”
These words suddenly caused a burst of eyes from everyone behind him, including Tian Erlang, you Zhao Dangjia is not false, but we are in decline! Now that you're starting from the beginning, we'll have to listen to it again with you.
"No problem, listen to Uncle Zhao today, Xiang'er will pour a bowl of water for my aunt to moisten my throat first."