Chapter 116: My Lady
Once something is more and more large, it will give people a sense of shock, and the degree of shock is directly proportional to the scale.
When the 10,000-foot-tall Shenmu Mountain is covered with terraced rice fields like bright fish scales, people will feel very small in front of this magnificent thing, so people at this time will not hesitate to praise it.
Like something's flying down 3,000 feet, suspected of falling nine in the Milky Way. 'What else' is a dangerous building a hundred feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands. Isn't this kind of poem, in addition to the beauty of the poem itself, a reflection of the psychological characteristic of Gu Rao?
Is that building tall? Can you also pick up a star? For modern people who are used to seeing the motorcycle building, it is a joke.
But who called the ancients a group of turtles who had never seen the world! So when they walk on the way up the mountain, looking at the surrounding terraces, the more they look, the more frightened they are, when the wind blows, the layers of layers are like the sea overflowing embankment, and when the wind stops, the layers of terraces are reflected in the blue and white clouds
So when they reclaimed these terraces by Wu Zheng before, it was a great cause, this was the only way they could express their inner shock after seeing the terraces, as for why they didn't write a poem or two to respond to the situation, I'm sorry that not everyone in this world can open their mouths like Li Bai, as for these two guys, it's already very good that they can speak after being so shocked.
However, Li Bai in this world is a ranger, and he seems to have been killed because he fought with others before he wrote any poems! It's a shame to think about it now.
Shenmu Village is as high as 10,000 zhang, which is according to the habit of people at this time, although there is no 10,000 zhang, but there are still one or two miles of the road up the mountain.
When the Rongda God wanted to go to the village, he didn't see Wu Zheng, according to the brothers in the village, Wu Zheng took the brothers to the east slope to measure the land and did not come back.
So Seinfeld hurriedly sent someone to call Wu Zheng back, and he asked Xiang'er to serve tea and entertain the two in the courtyard first.
As soon as Hu Minglou sat down, he couldn't help but look around, he hadn't seen a cottage like him in the green forest, but it was the first time he had seen such a clean village as Shenmu Village.
"Uncle Hu, it's a little bad for you to look around! Why are we here too? Tong Tai reminded Hu Minglou in his ear by drinking tea.
Hu Minglou also suddenly felt that his appearance was very inappropriate, but he still said: "Shaodong, you don't know, I have seen a lot of the village on this mountain, it is no different from a pig's nest, but this Shenmu Village is surprisingly clean, and it is cleaner than the village. ”
At this time, Seinfeld smiled and said: "I'm not afraid of Brother Hu's jokes, two years ago, our Shenmu Village was no different from the pig nest in Brother Hu's mouth, but my sister's father-in-law is a person who loves cleanliness, and since he came, he has ......."
Seinfeld suddenly paused when she arrived here, as if she had thought of something embarrassing, and couldn't help but smile and said, "I'm not afraid of Brother Hu's jokes, the first thing my father-in-law did when he came to Shenmu Village was to repair the thatched toilet." ”
"Repair the latrine?"
"That's right! If you don't want to be killed by the epidemic, you will have to go to the toilet in the future.
Now those latrines are connected to a spring, and the filthy foreign exchange is in a dark cellar to complete a fermentation, so that all those pickled things become the best pure pollution-free green fertilizer, when fertilizing in the spring, just open the exit of the other cellar and let them flow down the canal into the terraces, so that even the labor of fertilization is saved. ”
"Do all the people in your village listen to him? If you don't like it, although he is your father-in-law, he is also a bossed aunt! ”
When Hu Minglou finished saying this, Tong Tai kicked him under the table, but this guy didn't feel anything about Tong Tai's tickling heel by relying on his body.
Seinfeld didn't get angry, but smiled: "Whether he is his sister's father-in-law or son-in-law, none of this matters." The important thing is that he is a miracle doctor recognized by our brothers in the cottage, how can the brothers in the village not believe in the words of the miracle doctor? So he just said a word when he wanted to go to the thatched house, and everyone was so obedient and obedient, even the children in the village. ”
"Miracle Doctor?" Hu Minglou glanced at Tong Tai beside him and said with a smile: "Brother Wu and the young owner are classmates, so they must be of the same age!" Such a miracle doctor is inevitably too young. ”
Seinfeld shook her head and said, "My father-in-law's medical skills are obvious to all, have you ever seen a dead person be healed?" My father-in-law did it, although his father is actually not dead yet, but in our opinion, he is indeed dead! By the way, you are also a generation master, do you know how to distinguish whether a person is really dead or not? ”
Hu Minglou said: "That is naturally a test of the pulse, even if you have practiced the Turtle Breath Gong, it is impossible for the pulse to disappear completely." ”
Seinfeld laughed when she heard this, which made Hu Minglou feel a little embarrassed, and couldn't help asking, "Am I wrong?" Can a person not die without a pulse? ”
Seinfeld smiled and said, "Brother Hu, don't get me wrong, in fact, my sister was like this with me at the time, but he pointed to his eyes, there is a near-death phenomenon called shock, and if it is serious, it will cause cardiac arrest, and it will be no different from a dead person." The easiest way to tell if he was really dead or fake dead was to look at the man's eyes and see if the man's pupils were still reacting to the light. ”
"Pupils?"
"That's right, it's the pupil, the pupil will be dilated when the light is dark, the light intensity will change, this phenomenon is not controlled by people, it is the natural reaction of the human body, if there is no such reaction, the person is really dead."
Hu Minglou subconsciously looked at Tong Taihao because he wanted to borrow Tong Tai's eyes to see if things were really as Seinfeld's, and how often didn't Tong Tai beside him have the same thoughts as him?
"Huh...... Xianggong, you're back! ”
The two turned their heads in shock, only to find that Wu Zheng, who was holding his trouser leg like a mud leg, didn't know when he had appeared in the courtyard gate.
Wu Zheng couldn't help but smile when he saw Tong Tai in the courtyard: "What kind of distinguished guest should I come to the door!" It turned out to be Brother Tong, what kind of wind blew you to my broken cottage today? And who is this distinguished guest next to you? ”
Tong Tai hurriedly stood up and said, "This is Uncle Hu who escorted my caravan to Yuzhou, didn't the Red Lotus Sect make trouble in the city last year?" So I went to my hometown in Luzhou with my father, on the one hand, to collect goods, and on the other hand, naturally to take refuge. Passing by Brother Wu's land today, I didn't expect Wu Zheng's people to have a little misunderstanding at the bottom of the mountain, didn't I be invited to the mountain to drink tea by my sister-in-law? ”
"It's good that it's a misunderstanding! Fei'er, you didn't embarrass others, did you! ”
Seinfeld said angrily: "How dare I embarrass your classmates!" Isn't it also for yours to invite them up the mountain, and it's fun to have friends from afar? Now that you're here, you're here to be alone! I'll go first. ”
"Alas! Fei'er, I don't mean anything else. ”
"I know, you big men talk, what do I look like here?"
"Will you come back for dinner today?"
"Come back, of course, call me when you're ready."
Seeing that Seinfeld was really not angry, Wu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but when he looked back and saw Hu Minglou and Tai looking dumbfounded, Wu Zheng couldn't help but blush, presumably he was now a rake ear in his Errao's heart!
But so what? Whose wife hurts, and who hurts if my own wife doesn't hurt?
Wu Zheng cleared his throat and pointed to the door, "Isn't my lady very beautiful?" 166 Reading Network