Chapter 11 I am the same

After being hammered by Cheng Yuanzhi, Deng Mao came to his senses, quickly blocked the two bleeding noses with his sleeves, and complained angrily:

"General, Liu Bei's little white face has spoken a lot again, and the last general will wipe them out."

As soon as Deng Mao's voice fell, Cheng Yuanzhi put away the hammer and clamped it around his waist, nodded, raised his horsewhip, jerked at Deng Mao, and said angrily:

"Isn't it muddy again? Or does it hurt if you don't hit it? The Han army has surrendered, kill a fart, why don't you hurry up and collect weapons, count prisoners, and count war exploits? Fuck off. ”

Is this down?

It's boring.

It's better to attack Gwangyang County and put up fierce resistance.

Deng Mao spat on the ground with a mixture of spit and blood in his mouth, he didn't dare to say more and ask more, and if he delayed for another second, it was estimated that Cheng Yuanzhi's horsewhip was about to fall again.

Deng Mao turned his head and shouted at the Yellow Turban soldiers under him:

"Quick, quick, the Han army has descended, just up, just up."

Deng Mao, who lost two front teeth, spoke loudly, and the air would leak, and he couldn't speak. grabbed it and shouted it directly, causing bursts of laughter from the Yellow Turban soldiers.

Deng Mao was angry and wanted to learn from Cheng Yuanzhi to whip people, but after the battle just now, who was afraid of this little pony whip, the more Deng Mao whipped it, the more he laughed. Deng Mao had no choice but to throw the horsewhip and bandage his head after running on the horse.

With a nosebleed, a blue nose and swollen face, and the Yellow Turban soldiers, Deng Mao's brain was in the water.

The soldiers of the Han army were all tied up by the five flowers, tied like a hairy crab that had just been listed, leaving only Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zou Jing, who were surrounded at the core of the 50,000 yellow turban army.

The black and oppressive army of yellow turbans gives people a kind of horror that shocks and snatches souls.

Cheng Yuanzhi looked like a villain, slapped his horse with a smile and came to Liu Bei, and asked condescendingly:

"Down? It's true? Willing to join us? It's long overdue, you guys, it's hypocrisy. ”

"You guys, young people are just ignorant, what's the point of fighting and killing. It's long overdue, so everyone can sit down early and drink wine and eat meat. Joy! ”

Cheng Yuanzhi is like an elder teaching a younger generation, saying that Liu Bei and others don't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the earth, and they don't measure themselves, so that Liu Bei will bow his head in shame.

Join the Yellow Turbans? Become a rebel and a thief?

Before Liu Bei could speak, Guan Yu didn't agree and stopped:

"Big brother! Thou shalt not be a thief. Put on a thief's clothes, like ink, it will be difficult to wash white in the future, big brother, please think twice. ”

If you want to be a thief, Guan Yu doesn't need to go to Zhuo County, and he will mix with Liu Bei, he already has a criminal record, a proper criminal. If you become a yellow scarf thief, it feels like taking off your pants and farting.

Liu Bei was a little shaken, from the thief, the reputation will be wasted, and he has to re-whitewash and re-brush his reputation, but he is not a thief, I am afraid that he will not be able to pass this level in front of him, and he will die of death, leaving a little bit of thin name, and he will only increase his laughter.

Death is death, the Yellow Turban army will not remember Liu Bei who blocked the car with the mantis arm, but will only think that Liu Bei is stupid, and dare to come to the Yellow Turban army with 500 soldiers and horses.

The officials and soldiers of the Han Dynasty will laugh at Liu Bei, there is no diamond diamond, Mo does porcelain work, and loves to be in the limelight, now it's okay, the grass on the grave is a foot high.

Zhang Fei respects Liu Bei, but he follows Guan Yu to learn from him when he is a man and does things, Guan Yu is good at studying, but he is still a pure martial artist in his foundation, at this time Guan Yu admonished, Zhang Fei, who contributed money and effort, thought that he had to say something, and stepped forward and hugged his fists and shouted:

"Big brother, I'm the same."

This trick has been tried and tested!

At the beginning, a banquet was held in Zhang Fei's backyard peach forest, and when the Taoyuan Three were righteous, no matter what Guan Yu said, Zhang Fei would add:

"I'm the same!"

It ended the harmonious atmosphere between Liu Bei and Guan Yu.

Liu Bei glanced at Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, nodded, and said firmly:

"Second brother, third brother, eldest brother won't be confused, believe me."

Then, Liu Bei got off the horse, came to Cheng Yuanzhi, and saluted:

"General, we have surrendered, but we will never be a thief and join the Yellow Turban Army, that is a fantasy. General, we should not be yellow turbans and thieves, and you can't kill us. ”

Wen Crepe, hearing this, Cheng Yuanzhi was extremely impatient, waved his hand, and shouted:

"What's ominous? That's right, it doesn't matter if you drop or not, it mainly depends on your choice. Ben will give you two ways, one is to join us and avoid death. One is to reject us, kill yourself, and give you a decent place. ”

Cheng Yuanzhi knew that Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were excellent in martial arts, all of them were ten thousand enemies, and if they really wanted to kill these three people, they would have to pay a great price, and the death of one or two thousand Yellow Turban troops was a high probability event.

"Big brother, don't promise, once a thief, a thousand years a thief. In the future, how to make contributions and glorify the ancestors. Yun Chang begged the eldest brother, we can surrender, we can be prisoners, but we will never be thieves. Guan Yu saw that Liu Bei was a little moved, and persuaded him again.

After all, who wants to take the initiative to die if they can live. Liu Bei's hesitation is understandable.

"Big brother, I'm the same." Zhang Fei hurriedly clenched his fists and went with the flow.

For the thief, Zhang Fei doesn't care, the reputation of the butcher is not good, and now he surrenders as a prisoner, and there is no psychological burden.

Zhang Fei wanted to make a contribution, but he died, and his heart was distressed, but Zhang Fei was heroic and acceptable. Use money to fight for an opportunity, and if you succeed, you can become a general, and if you don't succeed, that's also a beautiful thing.

saw that Cheng Yuanzhi didn't treat Liu Bei like beating Deng Mao. Liu Bei's heart was a little more stable, and he had to inch in and say:

"General, Bei can't die, Bei said that he would live and die with his second brother Yunchang and third brother Yide, so he surrendered, but Bei is a relative of the Han family, and it is absolutely impossible to rebel, join the Yellow Turban Army and become a thief, that is absolutely impossible, please forgive the general."

As soon as Liu Bei's words fell, Cheng Yuanzhi's whip arrived in an instant, slapped Liu Bei's back fiercely, and roared irritably:

"Ben will give you face? Forgive me? If you want to join us, then live, if you don't join, you will die, and if you surrender, you will die. Don't talk about something that you don't have, you shout so much that the general yawns and gets sleepy. ”

"Ben will say it again, and for the last time, will it join us? The general's army does not feed idlers, let alone waste military rations on prisoners. If you don't agree, Ben will destroy you with his army, and then remove the tender meat, build the bones into a landscape, and cook you and feed them to the dogs. ”

Cheng Yuanzhi acts, why don't you say more, you can succeed, but if you don't succeed, you can cut it down. Back to this devouring man, to be a benevolent and virtuous king, how tired it is, it is better to be a tyrant who is happy to take revenge, kill when he should kill, and do it if he is not satisfied.

"I have surrendered, I have surrendered, and I am willing to join the general's army. The Yellow Turban Army is a righteous army, not a thief. Zou Jing was too old to stand this kind of big scene, so he crossed Liu Bei, dismounted first, and begged for his life.