Chapter 128: You Don't Know Anything About Yourself (Part 18)
But Chen Shanming still didn't know anything about what was going to happen next, and in the afternoon, everyone was neatly gathered in the canteen, because of the venue, that is, the canteen was the most suitable.
Including all the trained temporary special forces, as well as veterans, instructors, and so on, everyone came.
They all lined up in neat queues, sat down directly on the open space in the vacant cafeteria, sat cross-legged on the ground in front, and then small benches, ordinary benches, so that everyone could see them.
But when Chen Shanming saw two soldiers who came in with cameras, his whole face turned green.
"No, there's no need for Five, right?" Chen Shanming was dumbfounded.
"Very necessary! Because there are not many opportunities like this, Jiang Yanhai doesn't have so much time to explain to everyone in detail, and everyone should know about this class. Fan Tianlei said seriously.
Chen Shanming: "......"
At this moment, he is really going to cry, really, is this not enough to be embarrassed in front of his own people? If this is recorded, won't all the soldiers see it in the future? Then I'm going to be completely famous.
"Everyone, be quiet." Fan Tianlei stood in front of everyone and said loudly.
"Today, I will give you a special lesson, I believe everyone knows this person around me, Jiang Yanhai is also a celebrity here, and his most famous is probably the identity of "Jiang Ling", I believe everyone knows it, and today, let Jiang Yanhai inform you to teach you on the spot, how to make up and disguise perfectly, come, all chirping. ”
Fan Tianlei said loudly with a smile.
There was immediately warm applause below, "I'll go, Lao Jiang, is this going to teach us all makeup?" I said how he got so many things back all of a sudden. Song Kaifei couldn't help but speak.
"yes, his makeup skills are amazing."
"Let's be quiet, let's study hard, maybe we will use it in the future." He Chenguang said in a low voice.
"Hello comrades." Jiang Yanhai greeted everyone with a smile directly, and then continued to speak: "Today, we will first give warm applause to Instructor Chen Shanming, who took the initiative to be our model willingly, he can be said to have made a major sacrifice for us. ”
"Wow!" There were immediately exclamations from below, as well as the stunned expressions of many old instructors, but after being stunned, there was even more enthusiastic applause!
Chen Shanming's face turned green, and God took the initiative to be willing...... But what else could he say at the moment.
could only pull an ugly smile on his face, and then sat on the chair that Jiang Yanhai had prepared in advance.
"Wait, instructor." Jiang Yanhai called out to Chen Shanming.
"What for?" Chen Shanming asked angrily.
"Instructor, take off your clothes. Naked. Jiang Yanhai said directly.
"What?!" Chen Shanming was stunned.
"Please take off your shirt." Jiang Yanhai said solemnly, although he was also holding back a smile at the moment.
Chen Shanming: "......"
But here are all men anyway, although there are some entanglements, but at this time, Chen Shanming has no choice but to take off all the clothes on his body in three or two clicks.
"Okay, now let's start with the details, let's start with pretending to be a woman today, because if a man wants to become a woman, then the disguise needed is the most, and in the eyes of some masters, inferior disguise can't be deceived."
"Everything starts with the details, for example, the most important thing, the details determine success or failure. First of all, let's look at the instructor's hands. Jiang Yanhai directly raised Chen Shanming's hand.
"Such a pair of hands, calloused, rough, and large, such a pair of hands you say are women, no one believes them."
"Then you have to prepare a suitable identity for your disguised identity in advance, for example, the woman disguised by the instructor can be a women's basketball player of the provincial team, or a women's volleyball player, then the height problem can be solved, and the calluses on your hands will be logical."
Jiang Yanhai said seriously.
Speaking of this, the people below immediately burst into warm applause, after all, what Jiang Yanhai said seemed very simple, but it was also very important things.
"The problem of rough skin on the hands can be solved with cosmetics, and it is not a problem to become delicate for the time being."
"Then you just look at the instructor's arm, just look at this arm, where is there anything that needs attention?" Jiang Yanhai asked with a smile.
"Muscles!" Immediately, a voice came from below.
"Thickness."
"Long?" Many people started answering, but none of them had an answer.
"All of this you are talking about, it is not, you have overlooked one detail, and that is body hair! Men's body hair is generally more vigorous than women's, and even some men with less body hair will generally have longer body hair than women. ”
"So, be sure to pay attention to your own hair removal." Jiang Yanhai said something like that, and then bared his teeth and smiled: "When you are camouflaging outside, when you don't have proper hair removal equipment, I will teach you the easiest way." ”
Speaking of this, Jiang Yanhai directly took out a roll of wide transparent glue that usually sticks to the carton from the side.
Seeing this, everyone instantly understood.
"No, wait, there's no need for this, right? I'm not really on a mission. Chen Shanming's whole person was not good, and he hurriedly said loudly.
"I'm going to show you the final result, so I'm sorry, instructor." Jiang Yanhai hurriedly spoke.
Chen Shanming: "......"
Jiang Yanhai didn't give him a chance to refute, and directly pulled a long strip of transparent glue and stuck it directly on his arm, and then pressed and scraped it hard.
In the end, without waiting for Chen Shanming to react, Jiang Yanhai slammed it.
"Tear ......", "Ah......" Chen Shanming, who was caught off guard, screamed directly, and the whole person jumped up from the chair.
There was an immediate burst of laughter from below.
"Haha, Chen Shanming, aren't you, you don't say a word when the bullet bites you, this is a hair loss, why are you called like this?" In the queue of instructors below, there was immediately a mockery.
"Damn, if you have the ability, you can come up and try it, it hurts more than a bullet." Chen Shanming rolled his eyes and couldn't help but speak.
Jiang Yanhai almost couldn't help laughing, just kidding, in order to pit you, was it easy for me to pull my leg hair? I can't let you feel it today? But anyone who has played like this knows that this feeling is called a sour.
"Okay, next I will shave the knife to help the instructor remove the conspicuous body hair on the arm, the reason why I used the method just now is to tell everyone, if you do this under special circumstances, you must endure it, it hurts, don't scream, it's exposed."
Jiang Yanhai blocked Chen Shanming's words to find fault with each other.
"Then let's move on to the second disguise, the disguise of the false breast." Jiang Yanhai watched Chen Shanming use a manual razor to shave off all the hairs, and then spoke.
This time, there was a whistling sound below.