When Zhang Mingyuan woke up 'by', he suddenly felt a sense of despair like wanting to cry without tears and being a hero useless.

To be precise, he was woken up by the hot poop that had just been expelled from the body by a bird foraging and playing on the branches, and of course, mixed with a slightly diluted poop, and a faint salty smell lingered around the body.

A crooked-necked sacred tree that is not too small to support his body just right, and avoid falling off the cliff, like a tired worldly master hanging lazily upside down on the tree, enjoying an afternoon nap, 'fluttering as if the world is independent, feathering and ascending to the immortal'.

"I'll go, it's dangerous. Fortunately, Lao Tzu doesn't like to make noise when he sleeps, or he .........."

Zhang Mingyuan looked at the small tree trunk in front of him that was crumbling, with poor bones, and would 'split the five horses' at any time because of a slight shaking, and he broke out in a cold sweat, and he didn't dare to shake it even slightly.

I didn't have time to think about the mysteries of where I came from and how I ended up here, and the only thing I had to solve now was how to get out of this small trunk that would break at any moment and avoid falling off a cliff not far away.

After his brain quickly calculated the straight-line distance between the small tree trunk and the ground, Zhang Mingyuan couldn't help but take a breath of cold air in his heart.

This Nima is too high, even if he falls without worrying about life, he will have to fall and his five organs will be displaced.

Zhang Mingyuan suddenly had a feeling of wanting to cry.

One moment ago, he was beating the gangsters majestically and enjoying the fruits of victory, and the next second he encountered this once-in-a-lifetime strange thing.

Is it really the fulfillment of the creation saying 'don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning'?

Zhang Mingyuan thought with palpitations.

Turning his head slightly and very cautiously, he wanted to see what could help him get out of danger, but he didn't want to see a dozen or so humans in various positions, lying or lying on the trees and on the ground, motionless, and had not yet woken up from the horror.

A few of the small bare trees that had been burned out of their branches and leaves were emitting green smoke, as if to tell the story of what had just happened. There were even a few humans who had already been burned beyond human appearance and fell to the ground limp and collapsed, their bodies covered in green smoke, and the pungent smell of choking fire and flesh not reacting adequately was everywhere.

After looking at this tragic scene for a moment, a sense of déjà vu suddenly appeared in my mind, and I strongly instructed myself that this was the gangster who devoted his life to ----an immoral cause and wanted to save the world's "toiling masses" from the dire situation.

Luckily, none of these bastards have woken up yet, and it would be a problem to flee the scene.

"Amen, beloved Allah Allah, call upon you, faithful disciples, and grant them ...... Reborn in a lifetime, but Nima don't let them be human anymore, pigs, cows and sheep are fine, of course, it's better to be a chicken! In addition to its bad reputation, the meat is also delicious! ”

"I pretended to be forced to be struck by lightning, and the tragedy can be regarded as comforting your own fire!"

After chattering and muttering over the souls of the dead, Zhang Mingyuan sent the last words of comfort to these evil souls.

However, to get out of the current embarrassing situation, it is indeed a little difficult to put behavior first.

Deep mountains and dense forests, uninhabited, calling the sky is not working, calling the ground should not be mentioned for the time being, just this bone is not good, even if you speak softly with a little force, the young branches that will break will give people a headache. Do you want to hang here for a few days, wait until you are hungry and thin, and lose weight so that you don't break the trunk, and then take a light leap and soar away like a bird in the forest to tide over the difficulties?

Soon, Zhang Mingyuan gave up this unreliable idea, because he appreciated food, advocated appetite, and would rather die than be a full ghost.

Just when Zhang Mingyuan was thinking about a way to get out, completely ignoring the surrounding situation, a swift figure rushed to the bottom of the tree, and then a loud shout sounded behind him: "Don't move." The sound shook a few nesting birds, fluttering their wings among the foliage.

Zhang Mingyuan, who was concentrating, was so shocked by this roar that he trembled, and his body couldn't help shaking, and then a sad crisp sound sounded, and the small trunk with poor roots finally leaned down lightly for half a minute.

This sound was no less than a thunderclap to Zhang Mingyuan's ears, his head was blank in an instant, fine cold sweat couldn't help seeping out, and his hands grabbed the branch tightly and didn't dare to move a little.

He suddenly had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, this person is so unreasonable, it is simply an elm pimple, can Nima deduce the truth that the trunk is not strong from behind the fact that Lao Tzu dare not speak, dare not move, and Yuanyu Yuezhi?

Why do you have to shout before you can save someone? Isn't it good that you walk gently like a cloud on the horizon and speak slowly and coherently? ...........

How to save people, whether he can fly and jump like a legendary martial artist, and then gently cast a 'princess hug' to catch it, Zhang Mingyuan can't care, but at least it won't arouse the disgust of the rescued.

It is said that you don't leave a name for doing good deeds, and your shouting is simply for fear that others will not know about your good deeds of saving people today, this is a gesture to leave a name for eternity! In fact, this person has been listed by Zhang Mingyuan in the ranks of second-class goods and unreliable.

It's a world-shattering phenomenon.

The tragedy did not stop because of Zhang Mingyuan's pity, a bird that was too frightened by the roar and made a fuss between the branches finally landed on his head very uninterestingly........

Zhang Mingyuan finally verified the authenticity of the fable 'the last straw that broke the camel's'.

'Click...... the small trunk with poor roots and bones was finally overwhelmed and fell down violently, Zhang Mingyuan only felt that his body was loose, and his body fell rapidly, like a strong force to throw himself off...........

With a 'bang', a figure slammed heavily and gorgeously on the ground, and in an instant, the surrounding dust flew and filled the entire dense forest.

It was the straw that broke the camel's back, and what about the birds that were so heavy compared to the straw?

"Childe, are you alright?" The person who came complained deeply: "I said don't move, you ...... Ay! ”

Zhang Mingyuan, who was in a face-down posture, only felt that his head was unusually heavy and buzzing, the Venus flew in front of him, the pain around his body was unbearable, and his five organs seemed to have shifted their positions. After the pain subsided slightly, he slowly stretched out the middle finger of his right hand to the person who came by holding on to the discomfort around him......

"The old man just said! The young man is physically strong, and he is fine if he falls. The person who came smiled heartily: "Huh! What happened to your middle finger? You okay? ”

This is definitely a strange thing, and I don't even know this gesture, which is so popular internationally that contains countless feelings of contempt, hehehe...... You'll have to give him a few times in a while........

Zhang Mingyuan sat up straight, and only after his sight gradually recovered, did he officially look at the strange man in front of him----- with a black and wrinkled face, a loose bun on his head, wearing an earthy gray shirt, and a black rag tied around his waist, he was barefoot.......

Could it be that there are still such uncivilized people in the mountains and wilderness in our great country, and the country has not built new houses long ago and moved out the people in the poor ravines?

'Childe'..... In my impression, others called Zhang Wuji his son in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", why did they call me?

Zhang Mingyuan looked at the strange man in front of him speechlessly, and suddenly felt a sense of pity for the world, and his resentment towards him disappeared without a trace: "Poor ravine man! What kind of life did they live? The remnants of feudalism are simply dead! Good people are made like this, but the government won't stop it? ”

"After I go back, I have to respond to the local government and strive to immigrate as soon as possible."

"The military and civilians are not a family."

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