"My name is Ruan Xiaoer!" This man has completely admitted defeat.

"Okay, Ruan Xiaoer, now you tell me honestly, what is the matter with that big bear, why so many livestock were killed there, and what is going on with that pattern!"

Hua Mulan suddenly reprimanded, the sword light flashed, and the two of them screamed and fell into the grass.

It turned out that this group of people saw that the god of protection could not protect themselves, and it was too far from the legendary boundless mana, and some people wanted to secretly take a detour to escape, how could Mulan allow them to escape, one person and one sword, and both of them fell to the ground with blood from their thighs.

"Sit down for me, whoever dares to move again, the next Sword Flower General may not stab his legs!" Wei Qing said lightly.

Mulan didn't say a word, and stroked the long sword.

"Ruan Xiaoer, give me a detailed explanation, remember, tell the truth, otherwise, you know the consequences!" Wei Qing warned.

"I must tell you the truth, respected God of Reveal, you are ten thousand times more powerful than me, and my divine powers are far inferior to yours!" Ruan Xiaoer's face was respectful.

Wei Qing was stunned, he didn't expect this girl to be so thick-skinned, he saw that he was ruthlessly exposed, and he actually wanted to maintain the lie that he was also a god by boasting that Wei Qing was a bigger god, but his god spell was not as powerful as Wei Qing's god, so he was defeated.

Wei Qing really didn't know how Ruan Xiaoer's thick skin was practiced, and he raised his hand to slap him: "No more nonsense, beware of my sword!" ”

Ruan Xiaoer looked anxious, desperately put his head to Wei Qing's ear and said something.

Ruan Xiaoer hurriedly said in Wei Qing's ear: "General, these people are all idiots, they believe everything you say, don't lie to them, don't lie to them, as long as you can help round this lie, I will get the money in the future, let's divide the account together, if you tell them the truth, they will not believe it, if they don't cheat, they don't cheat, they cheat in vain, who doesn't cheat in vain, Lord General!" ”

Wei Qing felt frustrated, sometimes this world is really like this, as long as you are bold enough, the bull blows fiercely enough, and your face is thick enough, you are really deceived and deceived in vain, however, Wei Qing is not that interested in deceiving idiots, he kicked the fake god away, stroked the Chixiao Sword in his hand, and said coldly: "If you tell the truth, I can spare you, but you can't lie anymore, if you don't tell the truth, believe it or not, I buried you alive!" ”

Ruan Xiaoer didn't expect that the general would not eat hard and soft, and the wounds on his legs were even more painful, so he had to hum and chatter.

Ruan Xiaoer was originally a market hooligan or something like that in a small town at the foot of the mountain, he was idle and had nothing to do every day, and one day, a group of people went up the mountain to hunt, but none of them came back.

This was a big deal, and the magistrate of the town immediately summoned people to go up the mountain to look for it, and Ruan Xiaoer also joined in with the rush to get paid.

They searched around, and not far from the top of the hill, they found some signs, where some prey was dropped, and weapons were scattered all over the ground, and the ground was covered with blood, and some human limbs and broken arms, and it was evident that some evil things had eaten these hunters.

Ruan Xiaoer is not a warrior, he participated in the search for people just to get a few money to spend, when he saw this scene, he was timid, and immediately said: "This must be a divine object coming down from the mountain of the gods, let's not anger it, let's go down the mountain!" ”

Among the people who participated in the search, there were many hunters' family members, seeing that the life and death of their relatives were uncertain, Ruan Xiaoer actually said such a thing, and the crowd was angry for a while, and a hunter's family said loudly: "Since this is the case, then sacrifice your Ruan Xiaoer!" ”

Ruan Xiaoer was taken aback at this time, he never expected such a result, he was anxious, and he talked nonsense to everyone seriously: "I dreamed of a divine object last night, which looked like a big bear, and he told me that it was God who asked me to be the god of protection, and if any of you want to find your family, you still ask me to take refuge!" ”

With his quality, being able to make up this kind of nonsense in a crisis has already reached the limit of his ability, the question is, everyone will say this kind of thing, who will believe him, a person who usually looks at Ruan Xiaoer very unpleasantly took the opportunity to coax: "Okay! Shelter the missing here, God of Protection! Come on! Let's tie him up here and see if he can shelter himself! ”

The crowd responded in an uproar, and tied Ruan Xiaoer to a big tree in three strokes and two clicks.

Although the leader didn't want Ruan Xiaoer to die, he saw that this little rascal had not succeeded enough along the way, and he had more than enough failures, so he didn't do anything else except make trouble, so he was silent, thinking that he would wait until their search was over before putting him down, so as to save him from making trouble.

The group tied up Ruan Xiaoer, ignored his yelling, and then walked up the mountain, everyone knew that there might be a vicious beast, so they all held their weapons in their hands, very vigilant.

He didn't go far before Ruan Xiaoer's long screams came, and after several screams in a row, there was no sound again.

At this time, everyone stopped, could it be that some wild beast came to eat him, and the leader of the team thought that if Ruan Xiaoer had any three long and two short, he would not be able to get rid of it, so he immediately ordered: "Go down the mountain quickly, go and see how Ruan Xiaoer is doing first!" ”

The few people who tied up Ruan Xiaoer were even more anxious, and they all ran down the mountain first without waiting for everyone, and everyone ran to Ruan Xiaoer, and at a glance, a timid person fainted on the spot and fell to the ground.

Ruan Xiaoer was still tied to a tree, but there was one more thing beside him, and it was a huge bear.

Although Ruan Xiaoer was not frightened and fainted, he was already scared to pee his pants, he knew that none of these people were willing to try their best to save themselves, and in the face of such an evil thing, even if someone tried their best to save him, he could only murmur in his mouth to pray to the gods who came from the south to the north and stayed for a long time.

The person who led the team was more courageous. Although his heart was beating in fright, he knew that if he didn't come out at this time, this team of people was only afraid that he would have great doubts about his ability, he was a small official, and he was still counting on being promoted to make a fortune? If he retracts his head at this time, he can't be expected to be promoted, and it will be even more troublesome if he is not lynched.

He plucked up his courage, and threw the knife in his hand, hitting the big bear in the back, but he didn't expect that this time it was like a stone, and the big bear didn't react at all, but just shook its fur slightly, maybe it thought it was some mosquito or something to bite it!

Seeing that this bear was so rough and thick-skinned, how dare they try again, they all hid to the side and watched, but the strange thing is that the bear didn't fill Ruan Xiaoer's stomach, it circled around Ruan Xiaoer a few times, roared twice, and actually walked away slowly.

Ruan Xiaoer was untied by others, and his body was already full of feces and urine, and he was carried down the mountain all the way, and when he returned home, he had a high fever for three days and three nights.

If it was someone else, he might never dare to go up the mountain again, and he wouldn't even dare to go out of the gate, so that he would repeatedly say that he might drive him crazy, but Ruan Xiaoer practiced an amazingly thick face in the market, a mouth full of flowers, and the courage of a scoundrel, when he was shaking with a fever in the bed, his head was not idle, and as soon as he was cured, he immediately began to advertise himself as the god of protection, the evidence is that so many people were eaten up the mountain, but he suppressed the monster with his divine power, So the people who went up the mountain with him were safe and sound, he was tied to a tree and muttered there, he said that he was chanting a spell to protect everyone, plus there was the introduction of the big bear dream that he had said nonsense in advance, and it happened that this monster was a big bear, and it turned out that it really fooled a group of people.

In order to strengthen his position as the god of protection, he boasted that the bear must be sacrificed with livestock to keep the town safe, but in fact he had already figured out why the bear did not eat it, the reason was simple, it was full.

The first group of people who went up the mountain had already filled its stomach, if Ruan Xiaoer didn't have these people at the bottom when he went up the mountain, I was afraid that he would have already become a big bear poop, for his status as a god, he had to use this monster to threaten everyone, if he wanted to use this monster, he could only use the method of sacrifice, the question was that if he didn't bring livestock, if these two things were hungry, Ruan Xiaoer was only afraid that sooner or later he would still have a piece of poop, so he strongly advocated using livestock to sacrifice.

The symbol of the big mouth was drawn by Ruan Xiaoer trying to recall the appearance of the monster as a symbol of the fetish. Although he painted very hard, he still painted a plausible appearance, but people were already very convinced of him, and he could not say that he could not draw well, but could only say nonsense that this was a sign of God, and mortals could not understand it.

In this way, in the past few years, Ruan Xiaoer has become the emperor of this town, what he said is the law, in the past few years, the livestock in the town has almost been exhausted by the memorial ceremony, many people can't bear it, secretly escaped, left their hometown, and went to live elsewhere, and Ruan Xiaoer himself, taking the opportunity to make a fortune, has quietly bought several real estate elsewhere, waiting to be his monopoly elsewhere once it is exposed.

Ruan Xiaoer finished speaking, Wei Qing had heard enough, his believers were stupid, there was such an inside story here, it was really eye-opening.

Wei Qing stood up: "Since you have already said it, I will spare you, but if you dare to deceive people again, I will cut off your legs!" ”

"Definitely, definitely, I will never lie again!" Ruan Xiaoer swore again and again.

Wei Qing raised his eyes and looked at the top of the mountain, seeing that it was not far away, he was already impatient to entangle with these people again, and shouted: "Get out of here!" After that, he waved to Mulan, and he was about to continue up the mountain.

Hua Mulan didn't follow Wei Qing, she beckoned and called Ruan Xiaoer: "Now give you a chance, you carry this bear to the barracks under the mountain, just say that General Wei hunted it, let them wait for General Wei to come back and deal with it, if you do what I say, let you go, otherwise, you know that there are 100,000 Han troops under the mountain, and General Wei is the commander of these 100,000 people!" ”

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