Chapter 992: Reply

After getting the original text of the poem, Su Pei, Shu Yao, and Mu Qing all read it, and Shu Yao even read the voice, and just after reading it, he blushed and said: "This Qu Renjie is really too much, this poem is extremely sarcastic to the elder brother, and satirizes the elder brother for being a cabinet minister." He also said that when he was lifted, the governor of Yingtian did not have to sing the poem "Luming" at the Luming banquet to celebrate the students' entrance examination, and danced the Kuixing dance, and someone could open the imperial door only by relying on the identity of a relative, and quoted the allusion of the name of Sun Shan to ridicule the embarrassment of the elder brother as a dignified and ceremonial department Shangshu Township after trying to name Sun Shan. If this poem is seen by my brother, he will not be angry with a serious illness? Shiro, don't you have anything to do about this person who has repeatedly offended us? ”

Shu Yao said that she was coarse and literate, but she was compared to whom, and she was naturally too far behind Su Pei, but since Zhu Si could marry her, how could she be illiterate. The learning is average.,It's also delayed by the playfulness of the girl.。 Zhu Si also sighed and said, "Hey, angry is angry, he just wrote articles to scold people, how can I let him be convicted for his words?" This is not in harmony with the law. I think back then, the emperor Jiajing was almost fainted by Hai Rui's "The First Words in the World", didn't he still swallow his anger and watch it three times in a row? After reading it, the emperor cured his own illness, Hai Rui was his own official, and everyone did their own work very well. Even if there is a courtier who wants to kill Haigang Peak, Jiajing Ye is not allowed. ”

Mu Qing said slowly: "Haigang Peak is the best of our country's dynasty and is respected by all the people, this Qu Renjie is just a person who sells his reputation and reputation. Since the law of the country can tolerate his vinegar writing, why don't our sisters also Zou Yiwen sour him, otherwise he really thinks that we are afraid of him. Zhu Si said listlessly: "I scolded him for farting on the high wall a few days ago, didn't his fart sound still stopped, and continued to be scattered everywhere, so what can I do?" Su Pei said: "That's what Shiro didn't scold him for, let the concubine write a poem and scold him, and see how he ends up in the end." Mu Qing stopped her and said: "This kind of thing that can't be put on the stage, why should I be worried about the mother of the country." The song of his sister back and forth is a big face. ”

Zhu Si said: "Well, okay, you are all talented women, and your knowledge is much stronger than mine, not to mention scolding the street, women are more proficient." I am a king of a country, and it hurts to scold a mentally ill person all day long, isn't it? When Zhu Si spoke, Mu Qing had already picked up the pen, and the text became a poem without adding points, and the poem said:

Xie Yuan is known as Qu Gongzi and often farts on high walls.

If you don't know Qu Shangshu, you will also know Qu's large intestine.

The gentleman shows his deeds, why is the villain always hesitating?

Gangfeng is not the first Zhongsuke, and Chuanshan is the people's average field grain.

Clever words make the color move right and wrong, and the ministers and good generals all suffer.

Gao Gequ has gone, leaving Xiaoyuan alone to talk sad.

Heartbreak is followed by heartbreak, and bowel break is followed by bowel break.

Everyone is broken, what kind of sadness and mourning for the father?

After the poem, he also added a narration like Qu Renjie, and also quoted many sentences from the "Analects" of the master saying that the constitution was ashamed. Zi said: "There is a way in the state, and there is a valley; Bang Wudao, Valley, shame also. "Restraint, felling, resentment, and desire can be benevolent?" Zi said: "You can be embarrassed, but I don't know if you are benevolent." Zi said: "The state has a way, and the words and deeds are dangerous; There is no way to do it, and it is dangerous to say goodbye. Zi said: "The gentleman is ashamed of his words and deeds." ”

After Mu Qing finished writing, everyone was shocked, and Su Pei said handsomely: "Sister Shufei can be a model for female rings, but I don't know that this scolding kung fu is even more unique." Mei'er rushed behind Su Pei and said after reading Mu Qing's text: "Scold well, scold well, originally, this Qu Renjie can't get used to everything, and he has to cry sadly everywhere, so he is so overly affectionate, he cries dry his tears, I really don't know if there will be any tears when he will strictly control his father's funeral in the future." Shu Yao sighed and said: "Once Qing'er's poem spreads, I'm afraid that Qu Renjie, who is not only angry, will have a headache, and it is possible to seek death and life." ”

Zhu Si covered his stomach and laughed and said: "The most interesting thing is not the mourning sentence, but the whole scolding street, and I can pull out almost the entire chapter of the "Analects" constitutional question to annotate, and I am also drunk." It seems that my wife's self-scolding is not enough, and she will even pull the banner as a tiger skin and move out of her husband to stand up for herself. With this trick alone, Qu Renjie is afraid that it will be difficult to turn over. After that, he hurriedly called Wang Kun over and said: "You post this splendid article about Concubine Shu everywhere, oh yes, it's best to learn the method of Princess Changle and post a copy at the gate of Qu Mansion." ”

Wang Kun took this article that had already landed the four characters of Concubine Mu and went to print it, and it was very generous, more than 1,000 copies were printed at once, and posted in the streets and alleys of the capital, and really posted one in front of Qufu. A group of small yellow doors are responsible for posting, followed by the escort of Jinyi Wei and the Five Cities Terracotta Division left and right, who dares to say that they are not allowed to post? Came to the small yellow door in front of the Qu Mansion and greeted the security guard at the gate of the Qu Mansion: "Hey, take a good look, this is a poem written by my mother to reply to Qu Dacaizi, several mothers of my family have said, Qu Dacai is a generation of heroes, but the ability to scold people is so bad, Niangniang's poem gave him two things, one is to teach him how to scold, the other is to teach him how to be a person!" After listening to it, go back in, the masters are in the mood to scold him! The heavenly family does not ask for sin, but it can't tolerate Xiaoxiao so arrogant! I have the ability to let the horse come over, and a few of my mothers are itching and panicking! After saying that, he went back with his head held high.

When Qu Shiyun got the poem, Qu Renjie was being beaten in front of him. Qu Shiyun was really angry, he trembled and pointed at Qu Renjie's nose with the poem, and asked: "I told you a long time ago that there is no fuel-efficient lamp around the emperor, and even the old man refutes this poem unreasonably." I told you to plan and then act, how did you guarantee this rebel before? What to say about this big competition, it will definitely win the Toad Palace, shine the lintel, and benefit the people of the world. Phew! ”

Qu Renjie also defended himself: "Father, don't blame, this must be the child's words that poke their sore spots!" Qu Shiyun said: "Give me a palm!" Who poked whom, ah? Bang Wudao, Valley, shame also. Since you are so unaccustomed to today's court, why are you still in the court as an official? Is this poking you? Even people who have cultivated themselves and never resented, cut down, and complained are difficult to be benevolent, how can you, a brute who has been resenting all day long, be called a gentleman? There is a way in the state, and the words and deeds are dangerous; There is no way to do it, and it is dangerous to say goodbye. Did you do it again? It's really a day when I only talk and talk about what I do, but I don't know what to be ashamed of! The old man is not as bad as you! Bang me out and let him fend for himself! ”