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What's more, they have been more intimate than this in the past, why are they suddenly so outside? Mo Isn't what happened?
Although Li Shimin's heart was full of doubts, he didn't show it at all, but said in a harmonious voice: "Is the auxiliary machine sick?" Do you want the people of the world to ask the imperial doctor to come and show you? ”
"There is no need to ask for a doctor, Your Highness, Weichen is not sick." The eldest grandson Wuji pushed back.
He also found that he was overreacting, but he couldn't control himself, as soon as he saw Li Shimin, the intimate picture of Li Shimin and Li Yuanji kept appearing in his mind, and he couldn't stop it if he wanted to, which made him subconsciously want to stay away from Li Shimin.
Li Shimin repeated: "Is it really okay? ”
"Not really." The eldest grandson Wuji said.
After speaking, the eldest grandson Wuji sat back in his original position, and Li Shimin originally sat on the top, but now he sat on the left side of the eldest grandson Wuji, which made the eldest grandson Wuji feel very uncomfortable.
He didn't have that kind of special hobby, and he didn't want to be so close to Li Shimin at all, but he didn't want to say it clearly, for fear of offending Li Shimin, so he had to sit in place aggrievedly, muttering in his heart, it's very sexual, just endure it for a while!
Li Shimin was sucked out of his memory by Li Tai with a vampire suit, so he didn't have the memory of his love with Li Yuanji yesterday, and he didn't know why the eldest grandson Wuji was so embarrassed.
At this time, Li Shimin only remembered the matter of Li Tai scattering beans into soldiers, so he quickly said: "Auxiliary machine, do you say that the rebel will hand over the immortal weapon that sprinkled beans into soldiers to me?" If he doesn't give it to me, what should I do? ”
The eldest grandson Wuji was afraid that his neighbors would suddenly attack him and extend his claws to him, so most of his mind was paying attention to Li Shimin's hands, and he didn't hear Li Shimin's words clearly at all, so naturally he didn't react at all.
"Auxiliary? Auxiliary? Li Shimin saw that the eldest grandson Wuji was not listening to him at all, and couldn't help but say: "Auxiliary, are you too tired today?" Why don't you rest for a while, and this king will come back to you later? ”
was shouted twice by Li Shimin, and the eldest grandson Wuji heard his words clearly, and wanted to promise him immediately and let him leave immediately, but when he saw his meaningful eyes and heard him say that he would come back in the evening, he couldn't help but feel a chill in the back of his tail spine rising from the bottom to the top.
No, no, no! If you really let him come right away, will you still have your chastity?
The eldest grandson Wuji hurriedly shook his head like a rattle, and said firmly: "No need, Your Highness doesn't need to come again at night, although the minister is a little lacking, but this matter is very important, and it must be solved first, how can you let Your Highness delay because of waiting for the minister!" ”
Li Shimin couldn't help but burst into tears when he heard the eldest grandson Wuji, and said with emotion: "The auxiliary machine is really the best helper of this king!" In the future, this king will definitely not disappoint you when he ascends to the Great Treasure!"
If it were before yesterday, the eldest grandson Wuji would definitely say: "This is what a minister should do." ”
But now these words have another meaning in the ears of the eldest grandson Wuji, live up to it? Did he want to recruit himself into the palace as a concubine?
Or like Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, he recruited Han Yue and Han Shuo into the palace as pet boys?
Does he still remember that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty slept with Han Yue and got up and ate together? Isn't that the same with him? He used to get up and sleep with Li Shimin from time to time, and at that time he said that everyone had a good relationship, but who knew that he had such a dirty mind and wanted to sleep with him.
Looking back now, I can't help but feel scared for a while, but fortunately, he didn't feel anything unusual when he woke up before, and Py didn't feel pain, so he shouldn't have been violated.
But I guess I've been touched all over my body! Thinking of this eldest grandson Wuji, he couldn't help but shudder, and at this time, he happened to see Li Shimin's inquiring eyes out of the corner of his eye, and he couldn't help but pretend to be sincere and said: "Your Highness is the minister's brother-in-law, so this is what the minister should do." ”
The eldest grandson Wuji also said this after thinking about it, in order to point out that Li Shimin has married his sister, so he should no longer worry about his wife's brother, that is, him, although he knows that the effect is not very good, but the eldest grandson Wuji can't help it, he can't say it clearly, right? Isn't this self-inflicted embarrassment?
Li Shimin nodded: "Then what should we do?" ”
"We should bypass Li Tai, go directly to my sister, treat her with great righteousness, and let her persuade Li Tai to hand over the method of sprinkling beans into soldiers, presumably Li Tai will listen to his sister, otherwise if he goes directly to Li Tai, most of him will not obediently hand it over to us!" The eldest grandson Wuji pondered for a while, and then came up with a solution.
"You're right! It's a good idea!" Li Shimin slapped his palms and laughed loudly: "This rebel listens to the words of the lady the most, as long as the lady speaks, the rebel will not give it!"
Although Li Shimin was happy because he found a way, he felt depressed after being happy for a while, no matter how he said it, he was also the father of the rebel, but why did the rebel not want to see him so much!
I still remember that the rebel used to like to stick to himself, and he had to let himself hold him every day, but for some reason his temperament suddenly changed, not only did he no longer like to stick to himself, but he no longer listened to his own words, and even more excessively, sometimes he looked at himself with contempt in his eyes, which made him want to smoke him.
"Then Your Highness will go now!" The eldest grandson Wuji persuaded: "It's too late to go!"
The eldest grandson Wuji has nothing to think about now, he just wants to send Li Shimin, a pervert, away from him, otherwise he doesn't know when he will be poisoned.
Alas! If it weren't for his sister-in-law marrying him, his family would have become a grasshopper on a rope with him, and he would have finished playing by himself, so he would have let him get out of here, and then go to the prince. Why not only prevent him from messing with himself now, but also help him tide over the difficulties, when is this a head!
What scared the eldest grandson Wuji even more was that if Li Shimin really became the emperor, would he recruit himself into the palace and serve him with his sister.
The thought of this picture makes his scalp tingle!
And how will he be written in the history books? Presumably, it will be the first time that it will be written into the official history because of the brother and sister serving the same husband! I don't know what future generations will say about him.
Li Shimin was also very worried about the eldest grandson and wanted to go to her immediately, but he still had something to discuss with the eldest grandson Wuji, so he said: "Auxiliary, this king still has something to look for you." ”
"......" The eldest grandson Wuji's hairs stood on end when he heard this, he always had to come, and he still couldn't hide from it.
Li Shimin didn't know what the eldest grandson Wuji was thinking, if he really knew, he would be crazy!
He only thought that the eldest grandson Wuji was listening to him intently, so he continued: "What should those monks in front of the Vermilion Bird Gate do? Let them sit down forever? ”