Zhang Fei drank until his tongue was curled, and he took care of the whole thing, and directly responded to the matter, Cheng Yuanzhi's matchmaker is just a matchmaker, how difficult it can be, just take it.

Syllable!

A whip inexplicably whipped Liu Bei's body, coming quickly and urgently, Liu Bei didn't notice it for a while, and suddenly hit another whip.

Everyone turned their eyes to look, but it was Cheng Yuanzhi who suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled out the horse whip on his waist, and coldly whipped Liu Bei.

The whip wound on his body didn't hurt, but Liu Bei felt so wronged, it was obviously Zhang Fei who was talking to Cheng Yuanzhi, Liu Bei obediently sat in place, and he actually flew to cause trouble, and the sky was in vain. Actually, don't say it's Liu Bei, even the other people are confused, how to pull it, Liu Bei was whipped.

"Xuande, what are you still doing stupidly sitting still, stunned? Why don't you hurry up and prepare a cart of money as a dowry for this company, let Yide take it, and run next door to propose? If you marry a wife by mistake, you will not be finished with you, and then you will not have a wife to live, and you will be idle every day with a whip. ”

Cheng Yuanzhi got his hands on it, and directly whipped Liu Bei first, and after a good time, in fact, the reason why he ordered Liu Bei to prepare money was for Liu Bei's reliable sake, and other people came to do things like preparing a dowry, and they were definitely not as careful and thoughtful as Liu Bei.

Especially Xi Zhicai, then don't expect it, maybe Xi Zhicai drove the carriage directly to the restaurant, exchanged it for a few old wines, and went to Cai Yong's house with the wine.

One by one, they are unreliable.

"Hey, Sikong, why bother so much, Sikong and my brothers are sitting and drinking, I will come here when I go, and promise to take the woman Sikong fancy over, and let her come over to drink and have fun with Sikong now. Sikong rest assured, I won't embarrass Sikong, the number of courtesies that should be had, I won't miss any of them, I will pick a car carrying the money and wealth as a dowry, drive the carriage over, and then bring the lady back to Sikong. ”

Zhang Fei patted the dust behind his clothes, with the smell of alcohol, and was about to walk to the yard where the money carriage was parked, how many carriages in total contained how much money was there, along the way, Zhang Fei knew much better than Cheng Yuanzhi.

Why don't you just give a dowry and come to the door for Cheng Yuanzhi to welcome a new lady back, what a big deal.

Zhang Fei wanted Cheng Yuanzhi to drink first, the banquet should not be dispersed, Zhang Fei just took a trip, and then while the wine was still warm, let Cheng Yuanzhi marry his wife, start a family earlier, and spread out, so Zhang Fei and others have more hope to follow Cheng Yuanzhi.

Liu Bei was whipped by Cheng Yuanzhi just now, where did he dare to let Zhang Fei go to Cai's mansion alone, in case he really annoyed Cai Yong and caused Cheng Yuanzhi's marriage to be yellow, the whip was whipped, but it was on Liu Bei's body, Liu Bei didn't dare to fight this risk, and the whiplash still hurt.

"Third brother, don't be reckless, Sikong's marriage is a top priority, how can it be child's play, the eldest brother will follow you and help the third brother drive the carriage. Since Sikong ordered the third brother to act as a matchmaker, the eldest brother was next to the third brother to fill in the gaps. Let's go, don't drink, third brother, drinking is wrong, drinking hurts your body. ”

Liu Bei left his seat, pulled the corner of Zhang Fei's clothes, and dragged Zhang Fei out, Liu Bei was really afraid that Zhang Fei would mess things up, as a sworn brother, Liu Guanzhang's eldest brother Liu Bei inevitably had to wipe Zhang Fei's ass and clean up the mess.

Don't look at Cheng Yuanzhi's lightheartedness, if this thing is easy to do, where is it the turn of Zhang Fei to be the matchmaker, Cheng Yuanzhi has already done it himself. Didn't you hear what Cheng Yuanzhi said? The person who lives next door is not an ordinary person, but the minister of the court, the great Confucian Cai Yong Cai Bo of the official residence.

Cai Bojiao's daughter is not easy to marry, otherwise there will be a large number of people lining up at the gate of Cai's mansion every day to greet her.

With Cai Yong's temper, he can create a good calligraphy with flying white fonts, no matter who goes here, the face is not good, and it is for sure. Even the reason why Cheng Yuanzhi fell in love with Cai Yan was because Dian Wei pushed down the courtyard wall hard, so that he could see his face at first sight and secretly pour his sincerity.

It can be seen how difficult this thing is, Zhang Fei is obviously drunk, he dares to say anything, he dares to take any job, he is bold, he can't do it next, and when he wakes up, he adds a little joke to himself, which is criticized and ridiculed.

"Fengxiao, Zhicai, after drinking this cup, don't drink it, wine, you have to drink it at any time, don't be greedy for a cup. After Xuande and Yide are ready, they take the lead, with the dowry, and Ben Sikong will take a few of you with him, and the two of you will have a good literary style, it is best to stump that Cai Yilang, so that Ben Sikong can get his wish and return with a beauty. ”

Door-to-door kissing, this kind of thing is generally done by matchmakers, but Cheng Yuanzhi knows that which matchmaker he goes to find in Luoyang, the capital city, is for nothing, and Cai Yong doesn't look down on Cheng Yuanzhi at all. Maybe the news will spread, and those lustful people, or the prodigal son of the prodigal, will deceive Cai Yan from Cai Yong by virtue of his family background and background.

Cheng Yuanzhi still remembered in his heart that Cai Yong had already married Cai Yan to someone else, and Cai Yan was married, so let Cheng Yuanzhi stop being delusional.

Strike while the iron is hot!

Just when Zhang Fei and others came to Cheng Yuanzhi's side, Cheng Yuanzhi simply snatched Cai Yan and forcibly forced Cai Yong to accept Cheng Yuanzhi's dowry, which became a family affair and made the two parties in-laws.

Cheng Yuanzhi and his entourage, all drunk and full of alcohol, Liu Bei trotted all the way, picked a carriage in the yard, pulled it up and left, and Zhang Fei came out of the banquet, looked up and saw that the wildflowers in the middle of the yard were blooming, walked over and pulled out a handful, grinned big in his hand, took a big step, and walked towards Cai Yong's house.

Don't look at the auspicious day of the zodiac, don't say hello to Cai Yong first, Zhang Fei took the lead, Liu Bei followed behind, Cheng Yuanzhi followed, and the others each picked out some things in their hands, and they actually set off, walked out and went straight to the next door.

Guo Jia and Xi Zhicai carried the leftover meat and vegetables on the banquet, Guan Yu held a piece of wine and covered the old wine that had not been opened, and followed Cheng Yuanzhi.

When others greet their relatives, the dowry is three animals, sugar packets, clothes and headdresses, and even some rouge gouache.

But Cheng Yuanzhi went with a cart of money, and planned to bring Cai Yan back on the spot, and the ceremony and process of getting married were waived.

One word: trench!

Fortunately, the two families are next to each other and live close to each other, otherwise Cheng Yuanzhi would have made the people of Luoyang laugh to death if he walked the streets like this.

This way of welcoming relatives, with a rustic flavor and cheesy, is not a match made in heaven that pays attention to poetry and etiquette, and the whole process reveals the funny sense of child's play.