Chapter 164: Dad bullied Su Su
However, what a pity!
This is completely different from what he thought, shouldn't his little woman kiss and hug and touch him while he is asleep? Why did he just stare at himself a few times, and there was no more?
Tan Yiqiao was depressed, but Bai Wei poked his face, and slandered angrily: Damn, this stinky and shameless bad man actually sneaked into her bed while he was asleep, it's amazing!
However, I have to say that this man is really good-looking, and he belongs to the kind that the more you look at it, the more exciting it becomes.
Her slender fingers changed from unceremonious poking to caressing, the back of her hand crossed the man's perfectly tough face, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a towering nose bridge, a beautiful lip shape, and even the long eyelashes made people jealous.
Suddenly, Bai Wei pinched his chin, it's so good-looking, it can't be plastic surgery, right?
Hiss –
What kind of grudge does this woman have with herself, she pinched it so hard, Tan Yiqiao silently cried in her heart.
Bai Wei didn't think about it right, how could the plastic surgery technology of this era be so advanced, and it could be as if it was real? Hey, she picked up such a perfect man for no reason, seriously, God was very good to her.
Her fingers landed on his good-looking mouth and nodded, soft, tender, I wonder what would happen with a bite?
Bai Wei bit her lip, do you want to try it?
Just when she was about to move, the little guy who was abandoned in the marginal tribe woke up, opened his eyes in a daze, and pounced on his mother for the first time, the little milk voice was cute and cute, "Mom......"
Bai Wei hugged her son, kissed him on the little cheek, and whispered, "Don't make noise, Dad is sleeping." ”
Xiao Bai Su looked at his father, then covered his mouth and nodded with big round eyes.
Bai Wei took the little guy to the living room, put him on the sofa, poured him half a glass of warm water, "Drink it slowly." ”
The little one drank and asked curiously, "Mom, why did Dad sleep in our bed?"
Usually my dad sleeps next door.
Bai Wei choked, how do you answer this? Do you want to simply betray your unscrupulous kissing man and scold him for being stinky and shameless?
Emmmmm, forget it, lest you have to fill the pit in the future.
"Probably...... Daddy sleepwalking. ”
Well, that's right, Dad has a lot of problems, and he can sleepwalk.
The little guy innocently asked, "What is sleepwalking?"
Looking at her son's cute little face that trusts her, Bai Wei still has some heartache for the flowers that deceived the motherland.
She coughed twice in embarrassment, pursed her lips and said, "It's just that Dad slept stupidly, got up to look for something, and then couldn't find his bedroom." ”
Little White Sura let out a long "oh" sound, and then came to a conclusion, "Daddy is so stupid." ”
Tan Yiqiao was so bored sleeping alone, when he saw his wife and son go out, he got up with him, and as soon as he opened the door, he heard his son's unobjective evaluation of himself, and he couldn't help but have black lines on his face.
He was thinking about how to teach this stupid son a lesson, and in a blink of an eye, Bai Wei couldn't see it, he looked up at home, "Where's Mom?"
"Mom is out. Xiao Bai Su stretched out his hand to ask his father to help put the cup on the coffee table, but Tan Yiqiao deliberately pretended not to see it. I don't know what the little guy thinks, so I ran to my father, tiptoed, and tilted my head to give the cup to my father.
Tan Yiqiao was speechless, everyone got off the sofa, why couldn't he put it on the coffee table by himself?
Didn't see it, didn't see it.
Tan Ye's tall body directly skipped Xiao Bai Su and wanted to go to the yard to find Bai Wei. But before he could take two steps, his trouser leg was grabbed by a pair of chubby little paws.
"Huh?"
Xiao Bai Su vigorously lifted the cup that had drunk all the water up and shook it in front of Tan Yiqiao.
"Put it yourself!" "How old are the children, don't you know how to do your own things? Do you really think that Lao Tzu is your nanny, and you have to obey your words?
Phew, the babysitter still has someone - right.
Xiao Bai Su held the cup persistently, and asked his father to put it.
Tan Yiqiao wanted to beat people, and glanced at the small lump at his feet, and saw that the little guy kept holding the cup to keep it in its original state, and his little face was stubborn.
Tan Yiqiao's eyes rolled, seeing that Bai Wei didn't mean to come back, he took out a pen and paper in minutes, and looked at his stupid son, "Stand still, Dad will paint a portrait of you." ”
As soon as he heard his father's words, Xiao Bai Suwa cried, and his voice was very loud, "Mom, Mom...... Daddy bullied me......"
Tan Yiqiao was startled, and hurriedly looked at the door, but didn't see Bai Wei, cry, cry, it's not a sin for a man to cry.
He continued to paint his paintings, Xiao Bai Su squatted on the ground, and stopped posing for his father, and when he was tired of crying, he saw that his father still ignored him, wiped his tears, and looked at Tan Yiqiao again, walking on his little short legs, and ran over with a knock.
"Dad, what did you draw?" The little guy doesn't have the mind of an adult, he cries when he wants to cry, laughs when he wants to laugh, and has long forgotten the unhappiness just now in the blink of an eye.
"What do you think?" Tan Yiqiao asked, raising his eyebrows.
"Poop, and flowers!" Xiao Baisu blurted out, his eyes were shining, and he looked at Tan Ye with great admiration, "Dad is so good, he can draw poop, and there are flowers." ”
Tan Yiqiao: "......"
Isn't this the appearance of his stupid son squatting on the ground, holding a cup in his hand???
, don't let you insult yourself like this.
Tan Ye felt that his painting level had been hit hard like never before, so he glanced at his cheap son hatefully, and kicked him with his foot, "Put on your shoes and go find your mother." ”
As soon as Xiao Bai Su heard that he was going out, he went to put on his shoes, and did not forget to hug his remote control plane.
As soon as they went out, Tan Yiqiao and Xiao Bai Su saw Li Yanzhan and Bai Zhimeng didn't know what to say, Bai Zhimeng's face was red, and Li Yanzhan smiled so badly.
Seeing Tan Yiqiao and Xiao Bai Su, Li Yanzhan immediately stood up straight, "Where are you taking your son?"
Tan Yiqiao hadn't spoken yet, but Xiao Bai Su complained unceremoniously, "Kiss the bride, Uncle Li is ashamed!" After speaking, he made a grimace at him.
Li Yanzhan shot back unceremoniously: "Xiao Susu doesn't have a bride yet, so you are ashamed!"
"Su Su has a bride, and my mother is Su Su's bride!" The little guy hummed and chirped so arrogantly, and suddenly Li Yanzhan burst into laughter, "Yo, it seems that our Tan Ye has a little rival, come on." ”
After speaking, he took Bai Zhimeng, who was flushed, and left triumphantly.
Tan Yiqiao looked at his cheap son with a serious face, and said seriously, "Mom is Dad's bride, if you want it, find it yourself!
Xiao Bai Su pouted: "No, my mother's bride is my mother's sister in my mother's womb, and my mother is Su Su's." ”
Tan Ye is irritable, who told himself about this stupid son!
"Don't talk nonsense! Mom is Daddy's bride, and Susu's bride is Daddy's daughter-in-law, so you have to find it yourself!"
"Don't!" Xiao Bai Su decisively refused, "Mom is Su Su's!"
Tan Ye clenched his fists and was already preparing to beat someone.
"Master, I'm looking for you!"
Counting Xiaobai Su's life, seeing that the little fart was about to be beaten, Lin Yakai suddenly appeared and saved his life.
"Go home and say. Tan Yiqiao picked up the annoying little guy and secretly pinched his little buttocks, with a strong sense of warning.
Xiao Bai Su shouted in protest: "Dad bullied Su Su, I want to tell Mom." ”
"Dare to talk nonsense, believe it or not, I spank your little ass?"
"If you hit me, I'll tell my mother and let her beat you. ”
“......”