Chapter 392: Northland (12)
Kou Zhun has always disagreed with Liu Min's death, from Lan Caihe, the head of the Ouchi, to being stabbed to death by a masked man in black; The eunuch Wang Jien was stabbed, and Kou Zhun vaguely realized that this Liu Min was not simple, not only did his singing and dancing talent cover the cap in the capital; Martial arts are also good - Kou Zhun suspects that Lan Caihe was killed by Liu Min.
At that time, Kou Zhun was really worried about the safety of Song Taizong, if Liu Min assassinated Song Taizong; It was just too easy.
Although the palace is full of forbidden troops, these forbidden troops are like cage ears to a person with strong martial arts; Liu Min only needed one flying movement to get past the Praetorian Army's guards.
The problem is that the assassination of Song Taizong has never happened, and Kou Zhun feels that he is a little worried; Make a mountain out of a molehill.
At this time, Kou Zhun heard Li Fang say that Yan Jindao was a beauty, so he started his brain.
Kou Zhun is a well-educated person, and he will gain as soon as his brain is opened; He figured out a little bit of fame from the three-character structure of the golden knife.
"The Golden Knife...... ......Kou Zhun muttered silently in his heart, and suddenly laughed out loud and said bluntly: "Isn't the Jin Dao just a Liu character?" ”
Kou Zhun said that the golden knife is a Liu character, stared at Liu Min for a while, and suddenly shouted: "You are Liu Min!" The Golden Knife is your pseudonym! ”
Kou Zhun shouted, "You are Liu Min!" Yan Jindao is your pseudonym", I saw Zhao Yuanzuo take a step forward with an excited expression; Stared at Kou Zhun and said solemnly: "She's Liu Min, what's the matter!" What do you want to do? ”
Zhao Yuanzuo's words were tough, especially when he asked Kou Zhun "What's the matter!" What do you want to do? The wording is even more appropriate, with a deterrent effect.
Zhao Yuanzuo said the words of deterrence, and Kou Zhun didn't seem to have reacted yet, but Lu Chengyu was anxious.
The proposition that Liu Min died in the battle of the Xiwazi rebellion in the state was made up by Lu Chengyu; After Lu Chengyu reported the news of Liu Min's death to Song Taizong, Song Taizong smiled comfortably and said, "Xiao Nizi is dead, and the widow is finally relieved!" Song Taizong firmly believed in Liu Min's death.
But Liu Min is not dead! Lu Chengyu just created a beautiful lie, if the beautiful lie is recognized; Then Lu Chengyu has the crime of bullying the king, and he can't eat and has to walk around, so he said that he is a horse; It is also possible that the public will be put on display.
Therefore, Lu Chengyu didn't wait for Zhao Yuanzuo to finish speaking, so he jumped up to him angrily and slapped his back breath and shouted: "Zhao Yuanzuo, your brain is called donkey kicking again, isn't it!" Nonsense, a hammer, the golden knife is Liu Min's clever guess by Master Kou; Do you see that the golden knife is Liu Min? Yan Jin Dao is Yan Jin Dao, where will a Liu Min appear! ”
Lu Chengyu murdered Zhao Yuanzuo a few words, and looked at Kou Zhun with his hands: "Lord Kou is worthy of being Kou Laoxi, he catches the wind and shadows when he takes a sip of wine, how can Yan Jindao be a Liu character?" You tell everyone about it! ”
Lu Chengyu's behavior of opening his eyes and not recognizing people made Kou Zhun dumbfounded, only to see that he was "sighing" in his mouth, but he did not speak.
Lu Chengyu saw Kou Ai Ai on time, and said reluctantly: "I should still call you Mi Yuan!" Because your word is bald treasure cover (冖mi) plus a yuan and then add a 攴, not called rice yuan but also called what! It's true, biting and deceiving people doesn't even distinguish between the right time and place! ”
Lu Chengyu's words are touching the ground, and it is a kind of earth-shattering warning; He wants to warn Zhao Yuanzuo, and he also warns Kou Zhun; Don't be too serious, don't always think that you are wise and smart, there are many wise and intelligent people in the world.
Lu Chengyu's words also play the role of killing four birds with one stone.
The first bird that Lu Chengyu was shocked was of course Zhao Yuanzuo, although Zhao Yuanzuo did not say the wrong thing - the golden knife was Liu Min, but Lu Chengyu didn't let him tell the truth, he wanted him to tell the truth and hypothesis; Only if the truth is false, everyone can be safe, on the contrary, echo Kou Zhun and say that the golden knife is Liu Min; A big hole will be pierced in the sky, and colorful liquid slurry will be poured down.
There is a poem called: Rotten Ke is really wonderful, and there have been several springs in one game. Since coming out of the hole, there is no invincible hand, and you have to spare people and spare people.
Song Taizong sent a seven-member group led by Li Fang to the north to investigate Zhao Yuanzuo, if the true identity of Yan Jindao Liu Min was investigated; Isn't it a matter of sugar cane growing in the sorghum fields?
Lu Chengyu must ask Zhao Yuanzuo, a bird, not to make noise and bite people.
The second bird that Lu Chengyu was about to be frightened was undoubtedly people like Yang Heyi and Zhe Yuzhong, who knew Liu Min's true identity; And the Yan Jin knife is the dismantling of Liu Zi. Zhao Yuanzuo said that Yang Heyi and Zhao Zhe Yuzhong would prove it if they followed; Then Liu Min will sit down, and the scorpion on the back of his hand can't be shaken off.
Lu Chengyu must warn them not to follow the crowd and see the wind as the rudder; Harm the innocent.
Lu Chengyu's third bird was naturally Kou Zhun, and Kou Zhun was open-mouthed, which was a well-known thing among the ministers of civil and military affairs; He dared to hold on to Song Taizong's sleeve in the court and not let him retreat from the court to state his views, and Kou Zhun was approving of Song Taizong's pursuit of Liu Min.
Kou Zhun and Song Taizong regarded Liu Min as Wu Zetian of the Tang Dynasty, if Liu Min was made the crown princess of Zhao Heng, the king of Xiang; With Zhao Heng's softness, she can't control her at all, and once Liu Min controls Zhao Heng; Zhao Heng has the opportunity to be the emperor, and it is not Liu Min's world.
Once Liu Min took control of the Great Song Dynasty, then Wu Zetian's bloody killings would begin; Kou Zhun imagined Liu Min to be more ruthless than Wu Zetian, so he has always been concerned about the name Liu Min.
Now that Kou Zhun heard the three words of Yan Jindao, he immediately deduced that this was a Liu character after chanting secretly in his heart a few times; And this woman named Yan Jindao is likely to be Liu Min, Kou Zhun shouted "Liu Min" without scruples.
If Liu Min admits his true identity, then the most unlucky person is Lu Chengyu; Therefore, Lu Chengyu must frighten Kou Zhun, a vicious bird with an active mind.
The fourth bird that Lu Chengyu was about to be frightened was determined to be Li Fang, Lu Mengzheng, Zhang Qixian, and Lu Duan.
One of the four of them is the prime minister, one is the deputy prime minister, one is the privy envoy, and the other is the counselor, and no matter which one speaks in front of the emperor, it will work.
Lu Chengyu must suppress them and make them believe that Kou Zhun, a drunkard who can't do without a wine gourd on his waist, is playing tricks and showing off his knowledge; The Yan Golden Knife can be pulled together with Liu Zi in the literal sense, but the Yan Golden Knife is Liu Min, which is a fantasy.
Didn't Liu Min die in the chaos of the state Xiwazi army? The body was also buried at that time, how could another Liu Min appear out of thin air; Kou Laoxi, this is nothing to do, drunk and drunk.
Lu Chengyu's retort of lips really played the role of killing four birds with one stone, Zhao Yuanzuo glanced around and opened his mouth to say something, but he couldn't speak, so he had to bow his head and stand aside to listen.
Kou Zhun was choked by Lu Chengyu's saliva, staring around with big eyes and not knowing what to say.
Yang Heyi and Zhe Yuzhong saw Zhe Yuzhong's words that the golden knife was Liu Min at the beginning, and they really wanted to echo it as evidence; But Lu Chengyu was so noisy, they all stood stunned and looked at each other.
Li Fang, Lu Mengzheng, Zhang Qixian, and Lu Duan had long heard that the name Yan Jindao was a bit of a source, but they were the city after all; Don't show the slightest doubt.
Li Fang took out the city government that compiled the "Taiping Guangji" and laughed twice: "The name of the golden knife is a bit interesting, the name is not only good, but also very capable; It is gratifying to use these strange goods to prevent and treat the epidemic! ”
Lu Mengzheng picked up Li Fang's words: "Sister Fairy! What kind of Rausch sprayed the air! Lu Mengzheng directly called Liu Min a fairy sister.
Liu Min was going to prevaricate after Zhao Yuanzuo said "Yan Jindao is Liu Min, what's the matter, what are you going to do"; But Lu Chengyu said what she wanted to say instead of her, so she had to swallow back what she wanted to say.
But Liu Min had to admire Kou Zhun's alertness and intelligence, and he was able to deduce a Liu character from the meaning of the word Yan Jindao.
Liu Min originally evolved from the traditional character Liu to the three characters of Yan Jindao; But her evolution was guessed by Kou Zhun, and Kou Zhun is a well-educated person!
Liu Min thought in his heart, and when he saw that Lu Meng was asking what the spray was, he talked eloquently: "This is sterilization and epidemic prevention!" ”
After a pause, he raised his arm and said: "Now it is certain that the epidemic in Yanzhou and Hongzhou is a rat-borne Hantan disease, and rats are the source of this disease; After the rat transmits the virus to humans, the breath exhaled by the human carries the virus; These viruses float in the air and then transmit to other people if they are not disinfected by air; The virus is difficult to suppress, and spray sterilization is to kill the hantavirus! ”
Lu Meng was bowing his hand and said, "Sister Immortal is really a master, since ancient times, this virus has killed many people; People are often helpless, but Sister Yan Jindao can prevent it, it is really unseemly, and the sea water is incomparable! ”
Zhang Qixian picked up Lu Mengzheng's words: "Yan Jindao is not a person, she is an immortal!" This disease is not a piece of cake in her hands! ”
Zhang Qixian said, patted the protective clothing he was wearing, laughed and said, "Sister Fairy, what does this thing do!" ”
"Prevent and treat viral infections!" Liu Min said unabashedly: "As the little woman said earlier, the breath exhaled by the Hantan patient floats in the air to form aerosols; A person who is not sick is at risk of getting sick as soon as he inhales this air; And the emperor also has the virus on his body, if you go to the patient or lift it with the patient; He will infect you with the virus, but if you wear a protective suit, the chances of getting infected are greatly reduced! ”
"Amitabha! Yuan Shi Tianzun! Lu Duan was convinced and said: "I didn't expect that there are mountains outside the mountain, and there are people on people, and the Golden Sword Immortal can actually make anti-drug and anti-drug utensils, which is really strange through the ages!" ”
Liu Min bowed and said, "There, there!" Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for the award! ”
Liu Min was talking to several loyal ministers of the Seven-member Regiment, and Hongyun was already there to greet the soldiers in protective suits and carry a dozen unconscious patients on stretchers temporarily tied with sticks; Walk towards the tent that has been set up.
For mild patients, they are asked to walk on their own by themselves at a distance from one person to another.
After the detected infected person was sent to the isolation point for isolation and treatment, Liu Min said to Lu Chengyu: "Brother Ma quickly arranged for his subordinates to notify the people who were not infected to go there to drink the anti-epidemic decoction!" ”
After a pause, he said solemnly: "There is also the matter of recruiting soldiers you mentioned earlier can be operated!" ”
Liu Min glanced at Lu Chengyu as he said and said: "It stands to reason that the recruitment of soldiers must be approved by the emperor, but the people who can give the emperor ideas are a few humerus ministers, and several humerus ministers who can handle things in the court are in front of him; Brother Pony, why don't you get the moon first near the water! ”
Lu Chengyu was stunned, bowed to Liu Min and said: "Every time my little sister thinks one step ahead, Lu admires it; The last general here will ask the privy envoy Lord Zhang! ”
Lu Chengyu walked up to Zhang Qixian, gave a salute, and said: "Lord Zhang came at the right time, there will be something important to disturb at the end!" ”
Zhang Qixian saw Lu Chengyu say this, and returned him with a smile and said: "Lu Yuma is polite, you are a relative of the emperor, just talk about anything; What Wechen can do will never refuse! ”
Lu Chengyu smiled and smiled, took a deep look, and said: "The privy envoy has witnessed the refugees gathered in Jiuwu Mountain, and they are all fleeing from the epidemic areas of Yanzhou and Hongzhou to the side of the security army, there are tens of thousands of people!" ”
After a pause, he cleared his throat and said: "It's really a problem for tens of thousands of people to eat and drink, and if they don't handle it well, they may go up the mountain to be a coward; Then it will endanger the government as much as the Liao gang and Xia thieves disrupting the border! ”
Stretched his neck and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "My dynasty has always recruited soldiers among refugees, and the last general also wants to follow the rules; Please also ask the Privy Envoy to make it clear that it will be possible to see if the young general's idea will work! ”
Lu Chengyu's image of a humble gentleman moved Zhang Qixian very much, Zhang Qixian held Lu Chengyu's hand tightly and said: "Lu Chengma is far-sighted, and the officials admire him, but this matter has to be discussed with Prime Minister Li Fang, Lv Mengzheng, Kou Zhun, and Lu Duan's counselor!" ”
Lu Chengyu thanked Zhang Qixian. Zhang Qixian discussed the recruitment of soldiers with Li Fang, Lu Mengzheng, Lu Duan, and Kou Zhun.
Kou Zhun said with a tickle on the top of his head and a scratchy foot: "We rushed to the north to ask Zhao Yuanzuo to do the prince's business on the order of the saint, but I didn't expect to be done by him, the matter of recruiting soldiers does not belong to the task of this northward journey, discuss a hammer!" "Kou Zhun is obviously playing with a child's temper.
Li Fang smiled generously and said: "Kou Laoxi is a bit of a donkey's head wrong with the horse's mouth when he says this, and there is also a sense of revenge!" ”
After a pause, he raised his arm and said, "Don't you just remember that you just said that the golden knife was Liu Min and Lu Juma denied that Liangzi?" Then again, how could someone who Liu Min was already dead appear on the front line of epidemic prevention in the Northland? People say that they are immortals, you always have to say that it is Liu Min, and the temper of the cow wheat straw stack is guilty again, isn't it! ”
Kou Zhun is a person who is unforgiving, and when he saw Li Fang say this, he snorted coldly and said: "Old Kou doesn't have the elegance of Master Li to revise "Taiping Guangji", you tell the old man, is there any immortal in the world?" ”
Li Fang saw that Kou Zhun was really a donkey, so he disdainfully said: "There are naturally immortals in the world!" Otherwise, why did the old man talk so much when compiling "Taiping Guangji"! ”。
"Right now, this golden knife is an immortal?" Kou Zhun said unrelentingly: "Yan Jindao is obviously a Liu character, and her style is Liu Min at first glance, but a few of you are talking lies with your necks stalked!" ”
Kou Zhun scolded Li Fang, Lu Mengzheng, Lu Duan, and Zhang Qixian......