Chapter 146 racked his brains

The word bullying the soft and afraid of the hard has a fig leaf called "judging the situation", and the two words are added together, which means that when you meet someone stronger than yourself, it is best to follow him, and for those who can be bullied, you will bully him hard! The psychology of this kind of person is really indescribable.

For example, Tang Laosan, when facing Zhao Zhutou, he lowered his eyebrows and made people look at him only for pity, and in order to hold Zhao Zhutou's stinky feet, he also took the initiative to let his little daughter who was not out of the pavilion dress up beautifully and come out to hand tea.

When facing the dog, he looked like a Dharma protector, and he wanted to kill and bury him in the soil for his son to bury in minutes.

There is only one word to describe this kind of person, that is, "natural slave", for this kind of person, the dog generally never looks at them properly, even if it is now the moment when they are being "interrogated by the seven parties".

"Little cub! Grandpa asked you why you didn't answer! Believe it or not, grandpa will bury you in the ground now! ”

Tang Laosan, who was sitting on the far left, pointed at the dog and scolded.

The dog who sat under the hall with his legs spread out and laughed: "If you want to bury it, bury it, anyway, you will come to accompany me soon!" ”

With a bang, Donald jumped up angrily.

"Little cub, you're itchy again! Dare to talk to grandpa like this! ”

The dog broke the jar and said, "If you want to fight, you can fight!" Sooner or later you will die. ”

"You ......," Donald was about to rush over and beat the dog as soon as he picked up the bench under his buttocks.

Boss Tang in the middle hurriedly got up and stopped him and said, "Third child, sit down, I still have something to ask him." ”

Tang Laosan said: "Go away, see if I don't kill him!" ”

"Tut-tut!" Tang Lao Er on the opposite side stood up and said to the left and right: "In our Tangjia Village, there are only a few people Tang Lao San who dare to fight and fight, and he is jealous and hateful!" It's amazing, I'm waiting to admire it! ”

These weird words made the dogs grin.

I saw Donald San's face blue and purple standing on the spot, and then he was dragged back by Donald Si next to him.

Donald looked left and right, coughed and said, "Okay, since it's no longer noisy, I'll start asking!" ”

After speaking, he said to the dog: "Xiao Langjun, are you sure that the plan to dig a charcoal cave in the yamen will be implemented?" ”

When the dog listened to his question, his heart was already full of contempt.

At first, I thought that these people dared to assassinate officials, but they thought that they were a group of good men who were not afraid of heaven and earth, and who knew that they were a group of rats who were timid and afraid of death.

Then turn your head and look at Tang Xiaoqi and Tang Xiaoer who are standing quietly behind them, well, a group of people who only know how to call stupid boys! Cowardly and afraid of death! Old fox!

Raising his head and lazily replied to him: "Yes, this time it was Li Shenjun from the Longzhou Yamen who came to investigate, and he was ordered by Lu Zhizhou, and he was accompanied by Zhao Zhijian under the general judge!" ”

Tang Lao Wu was surprised: "How can you know so much about this kid?" ”

The dog laughed and said, "Of course I know! Before I take your donkeys home, I will go to the yamen to eat at the banquet! If you don't believe me, ask them! ”

Mouthed at Tang Xiaoqi and Tang Xiaoer Nunu.

The two of them hurriedly hugged their fists and said, "Back to the fifth uncle, this kid did go to the yamen first." ”

The faces of several old men changed again, and they said one by one: "What can I do?" Here's how? ”

Watch them mess around again, like noon, like a swarm of green-headed flies buzzing.

The dog pouted and said, "Bile mice!" ”

"What do you say?"

Tang Laoqi, who had the most intelligent ears, laughed and said: "Little Xianggong, are you looking down on us old guys?" ”

This Tang Laoqi himself still had a better impression of him, so he arched his hand and said: "Uncle, the kid said at noon, now in this situation, the coal cave will definitely be excavated, there are only two ways, one is to continue to resist to the end, you can send someone to the state to hold the governor hostage or the general judgment, threaten him not to excavate, and the county will not dare to dig again!" ”

"Little cub, are you stupid? Going to the state to hold a big official hostage is no different from sending him to death! Donald's loud voice is always annoying, but fortunately, the dog ignores him.

He continued to clench his fists and said, "The second is to follow the court." ”

Among them, Boss Tang laughed and said, "Xiao Langjun, why did you follow the court?" ”

This old fox, thanks to the heart-to-heart chat with him in the morning, did not drag the mud and water at all, and the order to be hung on the beam like a pig was what he ordered, and let the dog explain it vigorously, saying that he would be obedient and obedient, and he still had to hang himself on the beam! Alas, insidious!

Touching the bruises on his wrists from the rope, the dog turned his head away.

Tang Lao Er on his left saw it and reminded with a sneer: "Boy, have you forgotten where you are now?" ”

If this sentence had been said before Zhao Zhutou came in the morning, he would have scared himself, but somehow, the current environment has not changed at all, but he is not afraid in his heart.

Maybe that's the mentality!

It's no wonder that demonstrations are held at every turn, and drills at every turn are really so useful.

"Hehehe, this old man, although the boy is in the palm of your hand, but you! But in the encirclement of the yamen! ”

As soon as this majestic sentence came out, well, the crows were silent!

"Cough, Xiao Langjun, don't scare people, although the people in the yamen have been here, they haven't found anything! Who knows if I put you in a sack and bury you in the ground quietly? ”

The old fox is really the old fox, and the few old guys around him, including the two little ones in the back, are all suppressed, and this old fox can break his own game in one breath.

"Little cub, it's you scaring me!" Tang Laosan held his chest and pointed at the dog and scolded.

The dog and Donald rolled their eyes at the same time, and nodded to each other, this idiot didn't deserve to play with his head.

Who can live long? The answer is valuable people.

"The two armies will not fight and do not kill the envoy", that is also the use value of this envoy, cutting off one ear and sending it back is to let him give a message, or kill the other party to express his anger.

If this envoy has no value, then there will be only one end, "Come on, go directly out of the gate and cut off your head to sacrifice the banner!" ”

Today's dog can't even talk about a messenger, at best he is a "hostage" or "captive" with some use value, so the dog must work hard to make himself a messenger on both sides, and then become a "life-saving straw" in Tangjia Village! In this way, you will be able to escape.

There's no way, from the time he asked him what he was, and he answered himself without reservation, he knew in his heart that the person who could tell you the secret of killing the whole clan had already treated you as a dead man.

"Ahem, ahem, everyone, now this noodle boy is certain to die! So what's so scary? But you are on the verge of life and death, just like the fish and turtle in the net, which have entered the middle and do not know it. The kid is watching with relish from the outside! ”

There was a burst of applause, everyone hurriedly looked, it turned out to be Tang Laoqi on the left, and I didn't know how this sentence stimulated him, only to see him pointing to the dog and saying to the left and right: "You all come and see, this is what I told you to read and read, all these years, I have been shouting to let the sons and daughters read more and read more, but you idiots think that I am teaching them reluctantly to hide my own martial arts, and they are stuffing people in front of me one by one, what is the result?" A village full of reckless men who shout and kill at every turn! ”

These old men in Tangjia Village completely threw away their usual disguises today, and all showed their true faces one by one, not to mention anything else, it was Tang Laoqi's words, and everyone present scolded them.

Tang Laosan's gang, which was originally a small group, collapsed in an instant.

"Old Seven, what you said is so happy!" Tang Laosan, who had a gloomy face, saw that this brother, who was usually a little smart, tore his face and scolded himself today, and he was a little angry in his heart, so he took the lead in accusing him.

"Third brother, my good third brother!" Tang Laoqi gritted his teeth and said, "Do you know who your own son scolds the most in private?" ”

Tang Laosan was stunned for a moment and said, "Isn't it a dog thief from the government?" ”

Tang Laoqi laughed and said, "Sure enough, it's a confused father!" The person who scolds your junior the most is you! ”

"Me?" Tang Laosan pointed to his nose and said, "I'm his father!" How could he scold me! ”

"Hahaha, third brother, ask the fourth brother in front of you, I lied to you!"

Tang Laosan squinted at the fourth.

"Ahem!" Tang Laosi was put on the fire and had to say, so he arched his hand and said: "Third brother, it's not that I have to hide it from you, several brothers here have heard it." ”

Tang Laosan said angrily: "Say! ”

"Cough, then I'll just say it, Xiaosan, this kid usually likes to murmur about you the most, and I've also trained him."

As the saying goes, "father's love is like a mountain", the image of this mountain is often thick and great, so he always maintains this image in front of the children, and often says the same thing to the children, and punishes if there is a mistake, because he feels that as long as he has majesty, this image will also be there.

Unexpectedly, it turned out that his image in his son's mind was like a fool, and he was often scolded.

Tang Laoqi, who was on the last seat, saw that his words actually made Tang Laosan, who had a firecracker-like temperament, lie on the chair like a mournful examiner, and look at the sky with blank eyes.

I felt that what I said just now was a bit excessive, after all, Boss Tang in the middle was everyone's eldest brother, and angrily slapped the table and shouted: "What kind of bastard are you talking about Tang Laoqi, how can you make your third brother angry like this!" ”

Tang Laoqi hurriedly smiled and said, "Third brother, I didn't mean to. ”

Tang Laosan was still sitting on the bamboo chair with an expressionless face.

Tang Laoqi explained: "Third brother, in fact, Xiao San didn't say anything, he just complained that you didn't let him go to study, that I think so too, you may not know, Xiao San In their generation, the person who has the most talent for reading is Xiao San, a large number of obscure mental methods, he can remember it only three times in his mouth, and he can understand it!" But this Wenqu Xing's spirit fetus will never turn into a Wuqu Xing! ”

Speaking of this, Tang Laoqi stood up, not only said to Tang Laosan, but also turned around and explained to the courtyard including the dog: "Tang Xiaosan can remember all of them by reciting the exercises seven or eight times, once I secretly took him to the old scholar in the county to let him study, the old scholar said on the spot, not to charge a penny, just to let him study under his own door, and even put pen and paper money upside down, I asked him the reason, he said that this little three is the destined 'Jinshi'!" As long as you study carefully under him for five or six years, you will definitely be on the gold list. ”

"Big brother, Jinshi, Jinshi! Our county order of Youchuan County is a person who can decide in a word from the Jinshi background, I wait for the little people to die, do you want to be a junior Jinshi, then at least you can be a Zhizhou! Our small mountain village with a big palm is not a matter of a word, and we can move to a good place? Even this carboniferous mountain, which has eaten a lot of our 'blood food', may become our Tangjia Village! ”