Chapter 33: Doing the Way for Heaven
After today's class,
Cao Yan still didn't call for school.
Instead, he raised his head at 45 degrees,
Staring at the sky in a daze.
When the other villagers saw it, their hearts trembled a little.
Immediately, I guessed that Cao Yan was going to produce some demon moths again.
Hurriedly pulled out his legs and ran home.
I want to tidy up my belongings at home.
By the way, leave someone at home to keep watch.
lest they be harmed by those little rabbits again.
……
Of course, Cao Yan must ignore these.
After the adults are gone.
Cao Yan looked at Lin Yueru, who was still a little dazzling, and was still outside.
Feeling a bit of a toothache.
Doesn't she know that looking at each other like this every day between two enemies will affect her appetite?
Of course, it was impossible to drive her away.
The main reason is that none of the people present dared to do this, of course, if you think you have a long life, you can try it.
There is no way, Cao Yan can only pretend that she does not exist.
"Are you ready with everything you have prepared?"
Cao Yan asked, posing in his classic plate shape.
"Ready, big brother-in-law......" After saying that, the little children took out an eye patch from their pockets.
I put it on my eyes.
Suddenly, the entire classroom became a one-eyed hero.
Cao Yan glanced around and nodded with satisfaction.
"Let's go! ——”
……
yes
Cao Yan is ready to go to the heavens, rob the rich and help the poor.
No way, who called him really poor!
Now there is not a single child on his body.
If you don't rob it, you really can't think of any way to get money.
And in ancient times, there was no place to work.
Sell yourself to work in the landlord's house,
That's tantamount to selling your life.
How could Cao Yan do this?
……
Of course, you can't do it near your own home when it comes to robbery.
Isn't there an old saying that rabbits don't eat the grass next to their nests?
But after walking far, Cao Yan felt that his feet should hurt! After all, this mountain road looks difficult to walk, and the style of this shoe is also more touching, what bubbles, what shock absorption, what ergonomics, all no, it is a layer of Buna into the sole, but the name is a bit loud, on the bottom of a thousand layers.
So, Cao Yan was going to find a carriage in the cottage.
One is that you can ride by yourself, and the other is to wait for the things that you can grab, no, you can also have a car to transport back the things that rob the rich and help the poor.
……
The horses and carriages in the stockade are in a relatively flat valley in the stockade.
The person in charge here is a man named Lin Laoshi.
When Cao Yan appeared here with a large group of people.
Lin Laoshi had already watched them from a distance, and came to the gate of the fence early to wait for everyone.
"Auntie, is there something wrong with coming here today?" Lin honestly looked at Cao Yan, who was taking the lead, and asked.
Cao Yan was only familiar with many people in the village, but he didn't know their names.
He glanced at Lin Ruyi beside him.
Lin Ruyi hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Honest uncle, my uncle wants a carriage to go out and go around." ”
It's an elegant way to go out and walk around.
It was Cao Yan who taught Lin Ruyi to say.
Let her say that to everyone in the stockade.
"Oh," Lin Laoshiren did not doubt when he heard this, and then asked, "Then auntie, what do you want about the horse and the carriage?" ”
Cao Yan looked at the more than a dozen horses pacing leisurely in this lawn.
The other Cao Yan didn't take a closer look.
However, three of them are particularly eye-catching.
One is snow-white, one is fiery red, and the other is pitch-black.
Not for any other reason, just one word - big.
It's really big.
Cao Yan wanted to ask, can you be sure that this is a horse, not an elephant?
A lot of things in and around this bird village are hormones.
That's called a fat head and big ears, and oil can flow out when you pinch it.
Cao Yan didn't know that this world was like this.
Or is it just this village?
But if you say that the world is like this, what about the relatively normal horses on the side?
Of course, now is not the time to be curious and inquisitive.
Cao Yan pointed to the white giant horse in it, and then to a small ox cart on the side.
It was the one that Lin Ruyi transported the armor into.
said, "Just the horse, put on the car." ”
"Okay," Lin honestly responded, so he stopped being verbose, and hurriedly got up and helped Cao Yan set up the carriage.
The horse is very humane, and after Lin Laoshi put the frame on it, he called out to the white giant horse: "Come here." ”
The white giant horse looked at Lin Laoshi's side, then slowly paced over, and let Lin Laoshi put the car on its body.
"Old White ......"
"Old White ......"
When the children around Cao Yan saw the white horse coming, they also surrounded it and teased it.
The white horse also shook his head, rubbing against the children.
It is estimated that everyone often comes here to play, so they all know each other.
……
But after a carriage up a mountain road.
Cao Yan jumped off the carriage in disgust.
He rubbed his buttocks, this is really upside down, there is no shock absorbing device, the road is uneven, this is about to turn his hemorrhoids upside down, and his ass is about to be upside down.
Cao Yan estimates that if it goes on like this, nine times out of ten, he will accidentally incontinence, and then this thing will be tragic.
He stood at the mountain stream and held on to the carriage parked beside him, rubbing his buttocks.
looked at Lin Yueru in the distance, and asked, "Ruyi, how far can you see the road?" ”
"Uncle, I don't know." Lin Ruyi, the little girl beside her, replied.
Cao Yan turned her head to look at her, nonsense, don't I know if you don't know?
Didn't you see that I was staring at Lin Yueru and asking?
If Lin Yue was smarter than Lin Ruyi, she knew what Cao Yan meant and sneered, "If you run fast, there should be two hours, if it's like yours, it's estimated that you will be walking for a day or two!" ”
After speaking, Lin Yueru looked at Cao Yan's little short legs.
Disdain was revealed.
Alas! Cao Yan sighed, he knew that he was dragging everyone back.
If they didn't have themselves, they could go straight in many places.
For example, the ravine just now.
In Lin Ruyi's words, it is, "If we didn't bring a carriage, we would have jumped directly from this jump." ”
And with the carriage, it was a living bend and eight detours for an extra half an hour.
This is still in the case of a few fierce men, even dragging and lifting.
Cao Yan felt that if he changed himself, he would drive the car in person.
Don't talk about leaving, if you can not overturn the car, then thank God.
"Miscalculation, why don't we leave the carriage here first?" Cao Yan continued to ask.
"Then the horse is dead, there are many beasts here." Lin Yueru was not used to Cao Yan, and said.
What a strategic mistake!
"Who's the fastest runner? Let's take the horse back first, and the cart will stay here, and we'll wait here. Cao Yan looked at the small minions around him and asked.
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and no one spoke.
……
Cao Yan was a little dark-faced.
"How did I teach you? Initiative, humility, haven't you all learned well? ”
"Well, what the eldest brother-in-law said is right, Lin Xiaoya, you are the youngest, you should be humble, take the initiative, and go quickly." Lin Sanzhuang beside him shouted.
Cao Yan glanced at Lin Sanzhuang first.
looked at Lin Xiaoya in his mouth.
The youngest of the operation, he is six years old.
Those who are below this age, those who are too young, have not been brought this time.
Cao Yan had old blood stuck in his throat, and he wanted to spray him in the face.
In other words, Lin Sanzhuang is a scumbag, he looks thick eyebrows and big eyes, he is silly and stupid, he hasn't learned anything else, and he has learned this tricky trick well.
When Lin Xiaoya heard this, she was a little anxious.
However, thinking of Cao Yan's story about Kong Rong's pear, it seems that the youngest should take the initiative and be humble.
This story made her a little entangled, so she looked at Cao Yan with a cute and pitiful gaze, wanting to listen to Cao Yan's instructions.
This action is very cute and cute, which makes Cao Yan a little unbearable.
He coughed lightly and said, "Let's draw lots this time, anyway, this is not far from the village, whoever wins the lottery will go." ”
……
Soon the results of the draw came out.
It's Lin Sanzhuang.
This made him cry and mourn, and kept patting his left hand to draw lots, muttering: "Stinky hands...... Stinky hands ......".
Cao Yan and the people around him laughed inauthentically.
This also reminded Cao Yan of a famous saying.
Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is good reincarnation. If you don't believe it, look up, the sky has spared anyone.
Let you be sassy, let you take the initiative, let you be humble.
Now you will be punished!
But after all, this was drawn by himself, and he scolded himself, and he could only abide by this result after he was stink.
I saw him with a bitter face and said, "You wait for me." ”
After saying this, he led the horse and hurried to the way he came.