Chapter Seventy-Four: Kicked by a roast leg of lamb
"Get up, get up, all get up, get up and train." The next morning, just after the dawn, Mo Chen woke everyone up and prepared for his training trip.
But last night I was so tired, lying on the bed one by one, I couldn't get up, how could I get up without opening my eyes?
There was no way, Mo Chen had to call one by one, especially the fat tiger, the sleeping one called a fragrant, the saliva was direct, and I didn't know what dream he had, his mouth was still moving.
Mochen's anger! Dare to love your own shouting has become a lullaby? They slept so soundly. Mo Chen didn't say a word, and kicked on the fat tiger's stomach, who knew that the fat tiger slept too soundly, this kick was like an itch, this guy touched his kicked butt with his hand, turned around and fell asleep again.
Mo Chen stopped kicking, kicking his own feet painfully, and grabbed the wooden stick the size of a baby's arm that he used to hit people last night.
The dog also squinted his eyes, and he heard Mo Chen barking in a drowsy mood Although he was still very sleepy, he opened a crack in the corner of his eye with difficulty, and in the crack, he just saw Mo Chen pull out the wooden stick the size of the baby's arm from under the bed, and when he saw the wooden stick, the dog only felt that his buttocks were still hot and painful, and now, the sleepiness was immediately gone. Immediately jumped up, hurriedly put on armor, took a saber and ran to assemble outside the camp.
The fat tiger sleeping next to the dog was not so lucky, this guy didn't even move to kick Mo Chen, how could the sound of the dog getting up affect him.
"Smack"
There was a sound of a wooden stick colliding with flesh, and the butt of the wooden stick and the ass came into close contact again.
Originally, the fat tiger was sleeping fragrantly, but he dreamed that he was munching on a roast whole sheep, the oily roast mutton, the golden roast whole sheep exuding a burst of delicious meat fragrance.
Just as the fat tiger was burying his head in the belly of the roasted whole sheep, he suddenly saw a leg of mutton kicking on his buttocks, the fat tiger was startled, this sheep is roasted, how can he still kick people? But not to mention, Ma Sloppy felt that it was still quite painful to be kicked, followed by a hot pain, and he suddenly stood up with a scream of pain.
The fat tiger's scream rang out, spreading throughout the camp, and outside the camp, especially inside the camp, it was really deafening! Originally, one by one, the people who were still sleeping were all woken up by that scream.
Mo Chen was also a little confused, the reaction of this product was a bit big! Such a loud scream made people's ears hurt, and Mo Chen leaned so close, of course, he also felt that his eardrums hurt.
The fat tiger stood up suddenly, the roasted whole sheep was gone, and the damn roast leg of lamb was gone, and when he looked down, the fat tiger was stunned when he happened to be opposite to Mo Chen's gaze.
Because Mo Chen himself is much shorter than Fat Tiger, and Fat Tiger is still standing on the bed, and now he is even more condescending to look at Mo Chen, and his brain has not come back to his senses for a while, why is the good roasted whole sheep suddenly gone? Why is his eldest brother standing next to him?
Fat Tiger was still stunned, staring at Mo Chen's eyes, and the others were also woken up by Fat Tiger's shocking scream, one by one looked at the two strangely, they didn't know what was going on, and when they noticed that Mo Chen was holding the wooden stick like a baby's arm in his hand, he immediately felt hot on his buttocks, and some people didn't get a stick on their butts last night!
The people who had been beaten couldn't help but touch their buttocks, and when they saw the clever brothers outside the camp tent, who had gone out early in the morning to assemble and line up, were looking inside the camp tent with a smile on their faces, they all understood in an instant.
One by one, they lightly dressed in clothes and armor, quietly picked up their sabers and crept out of the camp tent, with a cautious look, for fear of disturbing the two people who were looking at each other.
Mo Chen came back to his senses first, and saw that the fat tiger was looking at him blankly, looking like he didn't know why, which was cute, which made Mo Chen feel funny, this fat tiger's appearance was so cute, Mo Chen secretly praised, and the wooden stick as big as a baby's arm in his hand was slightly retracted.
Fat Tiger was puzzled for a while, and when he was about to say something, his eyes noticed that the wooden stick as big as a baby's arm in his eldest brother's hand was being raised backwards. The fat tiger's eyes contracted, and he felt the heat on his ass hurt even more, and he was beaten last night.
The fat tiger looked at the wooden stick like this, without the slightest reaction, in the pupils of his eyes, the wooden stick leaned back for a while, and suddenly smashed at him, and then...
"Smack"
The stick snapped again, and there was another intimate contact with the fat tiger's ass.
"Whew"
Fat Tiger screamed again, and now Fat Tiger is completely awake, remembering which one he dreamed of kicking his own roast leg of lamb, and what kind of roast leg of lamb was there that kicked himself! It's obviously a wooden stick in the hands of his eldest brother!
"Hurry up and assemble," Mo Chen shouted as he slapped a stick on the fat tiger's ass. He wasn't worried that his two sticks would break the fat tiger, this guy was covered in fat all over his body, and it was very thick, and his strength would hurt his ass for a while.
was roared by Mo Chen, and Fat Tiger noticed that there were already people outside the camp tent gathering and lining up, and there were some people in the tent who were holding knives and tiptoeing, and at a glance they knew that they wanted to take the opportunity to sneak out.
At this time, how could the fat tiger not understand, he still dared to stay there, and he didn't have time to wear his coat and armor, so he ran out with his arms and arms.
As soon as the fat tiger ran here, those who were tiptoeing to slip out did not attract attention, and they were immediately exposed to Mo Chen's sight.
The soldiers slowly turned their heads to look at Mo Chen's side, and when they saw Mo Chen walking towards them with the wooden stick, they were still tiptoeing there, and they all ran out with a wolf howl.
Looking around, he found that no one was in the tent, and this time he walked out of the tent step by step with a wooden stick.
The soldiers in the next tent heard their howls, and one of them yawned and said, "What's the matter?" Who's yelling there and not letting people sleep? ”
The soldier next to him didn't open his eyes, hugged the quilt and grunted, "Who else can there be, which crazy demon camp must be tossing again." ”
"What are these guys doing? I had been arguing for so long last night, and now it's coming back in the morning, it's crazy. The soldier was also holding the quilt, of course he knew who the mad demon camp was referring to, that was the tenth battalion that was now in the limelight, he didn't dare to trouble this mad demon camp, he heard that this battalion, everyone is crazy, he didn't dare to make fun of himself, so he had to block his ears and continue to do his sweet dreams.
There were already four rows of people outside the tent, and they were looking up and looking straight ahead, but their ears were listening carefully to the sounds inside the tent.
"Smack"
"Smack"
"Smack"
Mo Chen walked very slowly, but with a wooden stick in his hand, he was patting it on the palm of his other hand.
Every time the wooden stick slapped in their hands, they felt that their butts were hot again, especially the fat tiger, who was hurriedly putting on his clothes and armor at this time, and the snapping sound hit his heart even more.
He knew that if Mo Chen walked up to him and he wasn't dressed yet, he would be greeted by another intimate encounter between his ass and the stick.
"Smack"
"Smack"
"Smack"
Fat Tiger heard the voice getting closer and closer, which meant that Mo Chen was getting closer and closer to him, he was even more busy getting dressed, and cold sweat was about to break out, and even everyone else was pinching a cold sweat for him.
"Smack"
Fat Tiger lowered his head and saw a pair of feet standing in front of him, of course Fat Tiger knew whose feet belonged to, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately stood up and straightened his head and chest, looking ahead.
Fat Tiger secretly breathed a sigh of relief, at the last moment, he finally tied the last strap of the armor, and if he took a step slower, he believed that the wooden stick in his eldest brother's hand would not hesitate to slap on his ass.
Mo Chen saw the four neat rows of teams, nodded with satisfaction, starting from the first soldier, they all carefully checked, equipment, armor, and weapons were not spared.
The soldiers were a little puzzled, it seemed that the battalion captain had checked a little more carefully today, but everyone didn't speak, just stood there quietly, raising their heads and chests.
Everyone's equipment was the same as before, but Mo Chen seemed to feel as if something was missing, and when he saw the bow and arrow on the monkey's body, he immediately understood that something was missing.
"You're waiting here, not moving, understand?" Silent Dust.
"Understood." The soldier replied loudly.
Hearing the soldier's loud answer, Mo Chen nodded in satisfaction, and ran away to other places.
Soon, Mo Chen found Meng Quan, Mo Chen knew a lot of people in the barracks, but there were very few people who had a little friendship, and now he wanted to find someone to help, the first thing he thought of was Meng Quan, and Meng Gong gave him a good feeling.
When Mochen came to find him, Meng Quan hadn't woken up yet, and he was still sleeping! Mo Chen asked the soldiers guarding the camp to help make a report.
Then the soldier didn't want to go, but he knew Mochen! The mad captain of the mad demon camp seems to have a good relationship with the captain of his battalion, so he has no choice but to call Meng Quan, who is still sleeping.
Meng Quan was sleeping Zhengxiang, and the dream was also enjoyable, and he was woken up by his own soldiers, and he was immediately angry, who was sleeping and sleeping Zhengxiang, he was suddenly woken up, I believe that no one would be in a good mood, so he grabbed the wine bowl on the side and planned to throw it at the soldier.
The soldier saw that his battalion captain was angry, and when Meng Gong picked up the bowl next to him and was about to throw him, he said, "It's the commander of the 10th battalion who came to visit the battalion leader." ”
As soon as Meng Gang heard that it was Mo Chen, he immediately put down the wine bowl he was holding in his hand, and his anger was gone, he was still very grateful to Mo Chen, he was able to swallow the treasure house of the thieves by himself, and pick up the contents of the treasure house to divide them equally, a capable and atmospheric person, he was a sincere friend.