Chapter 071: Think Carefully
I don't know if it's been brewing all day, and the finally came to the tip of the ass just now. Or because they were forced out of by Wang Youming and Zhao Hu.
The bandits quickly rushed into the cottage, and when they met Dong Tianyuan on the way, they just hurriedly said hello, and then rushed straight to the thatched house at the speed of a 100-meter sprint. found the pit, and as soon as he squatted down, he suddenly burst into a thousand miles, and there was a lot of uproar......
Immediately, the whole person was relaxed.
Squatting in the pit.
No more minding about the outside world.
But the last thatched house is not safe, the bandits are so smoked by the feces and urine in this pit that they are about to shed tears, damn, the thatched house in the cottage is a dry toilet, and hundreds of brothers in the cottage are convenient to this pit, and the feces and urine in it have long been piled up, and then after a long time of fermentation, the gas goes straight up, and the eyes are spicy.
The bandit couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly lit a cigarette to get rid of the smell. It's also thanks to the fact that this thatched house is empty and ventilated, and the gas inside is not in a confined space, otherwise the smoke in his hand will be slammed, and even the will blow him up to the sky. When the time comes, it's not, it's!
Before he had finished smoking a cigarette, the bandits hurriedly settled the battle. It's like a fast gunman. Damn, I really can't stand the smell.
In fact, he originally wanted to go to the mountains to find a bush to solve the problem, but the brothers in the cottage have not yet developed the quality of civilization and convenience, and they do not have the consciousness of not defecating anywhere. The woods are full of thunder, and if you are not careful, you may be lucky by stepping on human. In addition, there are two girls in the cottage, in case they are accidentally seen, it is indeed a little indecent, who made Hu Bandit a civilized person! The key is that you won't be able to raise your head in front of the two girls in the future. It's serious.
solved the and hurriedly got out of the thatched house, and the bandit felt even more that it was urgent to renovate the toilet. After all, in his opinion, it's cold now, and if it's summer, it won't make the whole cottage smell of and urine!
Out of the toilet, I saw that the cottage was still very lively.
Wang Youming and Zhao Hu's voices came from afar. Hu Bandit shook his head, he didn't plan to pass, he couldn't afford to lose that person.
"Ouch, fifth sister, don't fight, can't I be wrong?! Big brother, help! Hearing it again, Wang Youming's screams like killing pigs suddenly came again, and the bandits gave up their past plans and quietly went to their own residence. And the screams over there kept coming......
"Wang Youming, don't run, see if Aunt Ben doesn't kill you!"
"Fifth sister, spare your life. If you fight again, you will be killed. ”
"Brother, military advisor, you get out of the way, see if I don't kill him......"
The bandits slipped away faster. As soon as he thought that it was not safe to go back to his house, he went straight to his room. After all, Wang Yispoon Wang has something to eat there for the old man. If Wei Yuhan wants to find his own trouble, he should also go to his own house. I couldn't find Wang Yispoon there. Thinking about it this way, the bandits walked faster.
"Good fellows! So many things. Dong Tianyuan couldn't help but feel a little emotional when he looked at the things that his brothers kept moving back, piling up a lot of them.
Zhao Yingjie also laughed: "Brother Hu, the three of them have made a great contribution this time!" As he spoke, Zhao Yingjie pointed to the oil, salt, soy sauce, and grain in the pile of things...... said to the brothers next to him, "Fuck me and move to the room and hand it over to Master Wang!" ”
"Haole, the big boss."
"Hehe, there's fucking salt in this dish." The brothers were also very happy, so they started to act and moved their things.
Dong Tianyuan looked at the things piled up on the ground, in addition to more than a dozen boxes of bullets and grenades, the rest of the various daily necessities were even more numerous...... These are the things that the brothers are most in need. And these things are still being brought up from outside the cottage. Seeing it in his eyes, he couldn't help but sigh: "No, they have made a great contribution!" ”
As he spoke, Dong Tianyuan saw the woman in the cheongsam in the crowd, he couldn't help but be stunned and asked, "What's the matter with that woman?" ”
Zhao Yingjie shook his head: "I asked just now, and it was Brother Hu when they intercepted the little devil's car, and it was in the car." is a northeasterner, Brother Hu saw that she was pitiful, so he brought it back! ”
Dong Tianyuan heard it in his ears, but he was careful, but when he saw that the woman was next to him, he didn't break it, but shouted at Zhao Hu: "Huzi, come here." ”
"What's wrong? Military Division. Zhao Hu was bragging about it, and when he heard Dong Tianyuan's shout, he came over a little reluctantly.
"Take this girl to the room and get some food for the family." After Dong Tianyuan finished speaking, he leaned over again and whispered in Zhao Hu's ear.
Zhao Hu was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Don't worry." I'll leave that to me. After saying that, the thing ran over again and yelled at the brothers: "Lao Tzu still has something, so I won't tell you, lest you fucking think that Lao Tzu is bragging." When I'm done and I come back, if you want to hear it, I'll talk to you again, how about it? ”
The brothers hurriedly said yes.
Zhao Hu took the woman to the room.
"Ouch, big brother, military advisor, help!"
Seeing Wang Youming running over here, shouting for help, Wei Yuhan behind him was chasing behind him with a wooden stick. Zhao Yingjie hurriedly turned his head, but he didn't see it. Dong Tianyuan also pretended to be stupid.
"Ouch, you can't save you when you die!" Wang Youming's face was bitter, and his mouth was unforgiving, "Okay, you fucking bullshit, don't ask me for something next time." "Saying that, Wang Youming is running wildly, and his life is at stake. The stick in the back is too thick, and it will kill people.
"Don't run, weren't you manly before? There's a kind of you don't run, see if Aunt Ben doesn't kill you! Behind him, Wei Yuhan was holding a wooden stick, but his speed was not inferior to a 100-meter sprint, and he was getting closer and closer.
Under the strong desire to survive, Wang Youming was stunned to run out of speed and passion with his legs. I was even more stunned that she didn't catch up.
Zhao Yingjie saw it in his eyes, he was angry and funny, but he didn't plan to care. I only feel that Wang Youming's hands and feet are not clean, and he deserves to be beaten. But in his heart, Zhao Yingjie was careful to think about it, thinking that when his little sister finished spreading her anger on Wang Youming, he would be able to deal with Hu Bandit a little lightly at that time. At that time, he was the eldest brother, so it would not be too difficult to do. After all, on one side is her sister, and on the other hand, he is a bandit he can't handle, he is too embarrassed.
As for Dong Tianyuan, he had already heard the reason, and when he saw it in his eyes at this time, he just shook his head, he couldn't manage this matter, and he couldn't manage it, so he had to turn a blind eye.
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