Chapter 19 Hmph, it's another snitch
was angry and lost the powder, Zhang let the rouge foundation on his face fall straight away, and the makeup was spent.
Cheng Yuanzhi looked at Zhang Rang, snickering in his heart, but he had to hold back, tense his cheeks, and also learned Zhang Rang's yin and yang and said in a weird manner:
"Who are you? But who is in charge here? If you want to buy an official, you will buy a big official. ”
Orchid pointed out that Cheng Yuanzhi couldn't learn, so in order to get closer, he had to try to talk to Zhang Rang in a duck voice, which was the same as handing each other a cigarette before discussing business.
Zhang Rangping has two most taboo things in his life: one is to taboo others to treat him as a eunuch, chewing his tongue and scolding him for being a eunuch; The other is taboo that others do not regard him as a eunuch, and the eunuch is also an official, and ridicules him for being a eunuch.
Cheng Yuanzhi is obviously not a eunuch, but he is pulling a duck's throat, what is this not sarcasm?
Zhang Rang squinted, his eyes were cold, he looked at Cheng Yuanzhi as if he were a dead man, and said in a soft tone:
"Humph! You don't know who the Sprinkle family is, but you dare to sleep on the tiger bed of the Sprinkle family, it's really tired. The Sprinkle family is the close attendant of the Son of Heaven, the head of the ten permanent servants, the Son of Heaven is honored to call the Sprinkle family, shouting the Sprinkle family a father, and the name of the Sprinkle family is called Zhang Rang, do you recognize? ”
"Still buying officials? Broken the tiger bed of the Sprinkle family, polluted the pure land of the Sprinkle family, the Sprinkle family looks at you or buy your life first, the Sprinkle family here is worth two million yuan, if you don't take out this money to redeem your life, pay for the Sprinkle family, the Sprinkle family will use your head to hang at the door of this house, warning future generations. ”
It's true that Zhang Rang is angry, but money can dissipate anger, and harmony can make money. If Cheng Yuanzhi can get this money, Zhang Rang can still let Cheng Yuanzhi go.
Come out and mix, try money, and don't be angry.
The things in this room, if converted into money, are at most seven or eight hundred thousand yuan, but Cheng Yuanzhi's attitude is not good, he actually sleeps on Zhang Rang's tiger bed, waiting to buy an official.
If you want to beat, you have to beat, Zhang Rang decided to squeeze some water for Cheng Yuanzhi first, so that if you want to get the official position in Zhang Rang's hands, it will cost you more than 2 million yuan.
This money is enough for the little six sons outside the door to write hard and write for a month.
Cheng Yuanzhi complained in his heart:
"What's worse, all the money is only 100,000 yuan, and the edict hasn't been received, this old eunuch is going to extort me 2 million yuan, is this a trick?"
Hum! is arrogant, Cheng Yuanzhi has never been afraid.
Without waiting for Zhang Rang to get close to the guards of the forbidden army behind him, Cheng Yuanzhi decided to strike first, made a decisive move, and attacked Zhang Rang with a dragon hand, shouting:
"Eunuch! A certain person wants to pay a lot of money to buy an official, just a few silk edicts. You old eunuch, if you don't sell it, you still have to lose money, really think that so-and-so is muddy and has no anger? Suffer death. ”
Cheng Yuanzhi's martial arts are scarce, but he has to fight, only by holding Zhang Rang hostage can he obtain the edict and exchange his life for a life.
If you don't have money, you have to die.
Zhang Rang's face was as usual, pale as a soul, looking at Cheng Yuanzhi's clothes and moves, a smile at the corner of his mouth, and said coldly:
"I don't know if I'm alive or dead! The reckless man in the countryside dared to run to the feet of the Son of Heaven, and the capital Luoyang came to spread the wilderness, and he also shot at the Sprinkle family, which is really a crime that deserves death. ”
Cheng Yuanzhi saw that he was about to catch Zhang Rang, and he was about to accelerate his efforts and strangle Zhang Rang's neck, and this was done.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Rang saw Cheng Yuanzhi approaching, and slapped Cheng Yuanzhi's chest with a palm, that palm seemed to be weak, but Cheng Yuanzhi only felt that there seemed to be waves in his body, like smashing a boulder in a calm lake, his internal organs were boiling, and every bone in his body was beginning to melt and melt into the blood.
Transform into bones! Zhang Rang's fame.
Those who can get close to the Son of Heaven of the Han Dynasty and serve the Son of Heaven are not only loyal, but also have to pass the martial arts to prevent assassins.
The pain came, Cheng Yuanzhi couldn't bear it, opened his mouth, spit out a mouthful of black blood, slowly poured it down, and said in his heart:
"This old eunuch's palm is too ruthless, he kills with one palm, and the killing is cleaner than the root of life."
"No, no, this money hasn't been spent yet, how can you be in heaven and the money is hidden in the box."
"Back off, back off, back off quickly."
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Cheng Yuanzhi looked at the white tiger skin, and his heart was itchy, he really wanted to reach out and touch it, and then sleep on it, and came all the way, saying that he was not tired or sleepy, it was fake.
As soon as one hand was stretched out, the other hand instantly 'snapped' and slapped him, Cheng Yuanzhi scolded himself for the first time, and said:
"Dare to touch it? Do you want to lie down here and sleep beautifully? Did you forget to wait for the old eunuch Zhang Rang to come? Have you forgotten that slap? Under the bones, the bones are crispy, and the whole body is turned into a lump, how embarrassing it is to die. ”
"Gotcha! I'll just sit on the ground honestly, bear with it, and I should earn back two million yuan, otherwise I won't have this price if I am sold. ”
Cheng Yuanzhi sat cross-legged on the ground, waiting for Zhang Rang to come in, and in order not to be too cold, he also deliberately tidied up his clothes and hat.
The ancients were popular to kneel and sit with their backs straight. At this time, the chair was a Hu chair, and most of the Han people did not use it. Kneeling and sitting is the most test of a person's skills, without the foundation of the family, the average person will kneel for an hour, and his legs will be numb.
Cheng Yuanzhi is obedient this time, even if his legs are uncomfortable, he will not move.
Zhang Rang pushed the door in, and what caught his eye was Cheng Yuanzhi sitting in a precarious position, facing his tiger bed, and he couldn't help but feel good, this person is quite well-behaved and remarkable.
Zhang Rang strode towards the tiger bed and lay down on the tiger bed gently, his eyes narrowed slightly, but his attention was actually locked on Cheng Yuanzhi.
Buying and selling, in addition to the mutual consent, must also master the seller's market.
If you don't speak, the other party won't know your details, and when the other party is in a hurry, ask questions and inquire first, so that the price is easy to discuss.
Cheng Yuanzhi saw Zhang Rang coming in, and knew that Zhang Rang's martial arts were also somewhere in his body, top-notch, and he didn't dare to be presumptuous, so he obediently gave a salute and said:
"I've seen Chang Chang Zhang."
Zhang Rang ignored Cheng Yuanzhi, but his eyes opened slightly, and secretly considered Cheng Yuanzhi, he was still polite, at least he knew that Zhang Rang was a regular attendant, which showed that he came to buy an official to buy a big official, and he didn't find the wrong way or the wrong person.
"Zhang Changshou, if you want to buy an official, you also ask Chang Shi to help and sell one or two official positions to a certain person. In order to show sincerity, a certain person can tell the waiter ......"
Cheng Yuanzhi knew that Zhang Rang deliberately wanted to raise the price, so he hung Cheng Yuanzhi, and Cheng Yuanzhi had a plan to come up with a way to ensure that Zhang Rang could be satisfied.
Who knows, when Zhang Rang heard the informant, he didn't say a word, jumped up from the tiger bed, and slapped Cheng Yuanzhi's chest, and then said in a weird manner:
"Humph! It's whistleblowing again. Previously, Tang Zhou whistleblowered, causing thieves all over the world, and the official position of the Son of Heaven almost couldn't be sold, the price plummeted, and countless money was lost. ”