Chapter 85: The Emperor is too good at playing
Imperial Palace, West Garden.
When Lu Zhi came, he knelt at the entrance of the West Garden!
This time, he made sufficient preparations, united thirty scholars, twenty generals, and more than fifty people knelt here, motionless!
"Minister, Lu Zhi, death admonishment!"
Sonic boom... The entire West Garden is full of the voices of this group of scholars and doctors, this group of generals.
This time, the ministers were furious.
In fact, if you think about it, it is understandable.
If Your Majesty had been determined not to take out the money to fund the army, they would have endured it, and it would have been a routine operation, and they would have been surprised a long time ago.
But on the contrary, His Majesty actually took out 20,000 yuan to hoard donkeys, which is like a demonstration, warning the ministers - my money is to hoard donkeys, even if all of them are lost, I will not throw it away to the army!
This nature is very bad, if the border soldiers hear it, I'm afraid they will be completely chilled, right?
So... Lu Zhi raised his arms and shouted, Confucian scholars and generals responded one after another, this time, we must admonish, admonish to the end!
- "Wait for death!" ”
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Of course, the response to the ministers was the cry of "Wangwang".
In addition to demolishing the house, the dogs in Xiyuan still have to defend their own one-third of an acre!
Xiyuan powerhouse? How can anyone shout louder than their people?
For a while, the voices of the ministers, the sound of the dog barking, and even the roosters in the "Rooster Hall" were all infected, and the whole Xiyuan was so lively.
Finally...
The hard work paid off, and Liu Hong, the son of heaven, appeared.
Surprisingly, he was not in the West Garden, but came from the direction of the Thousand Autumns Long Live Palace... The complexion is ruddy and it looks like he's in a good mood!
"Don't kneel, come in with me..."
Liu Hong, the Son of Heaven, beckoned everyone to get up and walked towards the depths of the West Garden first.
This...
The ministers looked at each other, and finally set their eyes on Lu Zhi.
"Let's go! Check it out! Lu Zhi flicked his long sleeves, took a heavy step, and followed first.
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In the depths of the West Garden, Liu Hong, the Son of Heaven, was lying on a dragon chair, and a group of courtiers stood in front of him.
After drinking a pot of wine and eating some snacks, Liu Hong, the son of heaven, spoke. "Ladies and gentlemen, I know why you are here!"
"Your Majesty..."Lu Zhi was about to admonish.
Who knows, Liu Hongyi, the son of heaven, stopped him with a wave of his hand. "Lu Zhonglang will wait for you first, and I will settle accounts for you first!"
Accounts? Lu Zhi was stunned, and all the courtiers were stunned!
This routine is very familiar... Liu Hong, the son of heaven, will definitely calculate how much he has lost by hoarding donkeys? Then he cried poor, and finally sent them away.
This trick is commonly used by the Son of Heaven.
Don't wait for the courtiers to come back to their senses... Liu Hong, the Son of Heaven, continued: "I will calculate for you, now there are five million dollars for a horse on the market, and I have withdrawn twenty thousand dollars from Wanjintang? How many horses can I buy? ”
Speaking of this, Liu Hong, the son of heaven, crossed his fingers and gestured. "Forty horses! 20,000 dollars can only buy forty horses? Is it enough for you to raise cavalry? Is it enough for you to go to war and kill the enemy? Obviously not enough..."
Belch...
Lu Zhi and all the courtiers have a feeling of being tricked, and the key is that they are speechless.
"Then Your Majesty can't hoard donkeys!"
Click... Lu Zhi fell to his knees.
"No matter how little money is, it's money, you can't buy a good horse, just buy a bad horse, if your majesty doesn't take back the 20,000 money, please resign from the official position of the Hun general!"
As he spoke, Lu Zhi slammed his head to the ground... I took off the official hat!
"It's useless for you to resign!" Liu Hongyi, the son of heaven, waved his hand and didn't care. "You are the official position of a Hun lieutenant general, and the sale of my Xidi is only 10 million yuan, and there are only two more horses, enough for a war? Or is it enough to form cavalry? ”
Speaking of this, Liu Hong, the son of heaven, stood up.
"Don't complain about me, the world is chaotic, people's hearts are not ancient, you look at those clans who say that they will raise the price of horses, why don't you go to them to ask for horses? Looking for me? Is it because I'm a bully? ”
Belch...
Lu Zhi and the officials were stunned again!
They felt that they couldn't argue with this Son of Heaven...
It is true that Liu Hong, the Son of Heaven, does not have a very high IQ, but he is very good at reducing the IQ of this group of ministers to the same height as him, and then defeating them with his rich experience!
The Son of Heaven is a geek...
"Your Majesty, that's not what the minister meant..."
Lu Zhi's face was embarrassed, and he also wanted to go over to the big clan to ask for some horses, but he was just thinking about it.
What is a big clan called? Gate valve?
… That is, he will always put the interests of his own family first, border? Hehe, heavy or? As long as the Xianbei people can't beat Si Li, what's the matter!
At this moment, Lu Zhi was completely embarrassed, the Son of Heaven couldn't get money here, and the clan was also hitting a wall...
Is it a waste of the great advantage situation that has been created at the border with great difficulty?
"That's it!"
Liu Hong, the son of heaven, raised his hand. "Now that all the officials are here, I have prepared a new gadget, and the big guys are happy to have fun together!"
New... What's new?
How can Lu Zhi and his people be in the mood to play... I want to cry!
But at this moment...
"Whew"..."Whew..."A very peculiar and magical sound sounded in Xiyuan.
Lu Zhi and a group of officials went to seek prestige, but saw more than a dozen carriages... Ah no, it's not a horse, it's a donkey cart driven by a small yellow door and driving fast...
I'll go? Donkey carts? That's what the Son of Heaven said?
Stunned, Lu Zhi was completely stunned, why did this son of heaven fall on the same bar as a donkey? Not enough to hoard donkeys? Still driving a donkey cart? What kind of system? Sven sweeps the floor!
Just when Lu Zhi was stunned, Liu Hong, the son of heaven, had already sat on a donkey cart.
Whew... Whew...
The donkey seems to be flattered and barks louder, but... It's a bit harsh! It's not very good.
"Oh, all Aiqing!" Liu Hong, the Son of Heaven, pulled the rope that tied the donkey, and said to Lu Zhi and them: "Don't talk about military expenses, I can't afford to buy a horse myself, no, everything I need to drive has been changed to a donkey cart, and I share the hardships with all the ministers!" ”
Speaking of this, Liu Hong, the son of heaven, touched the donkey's buttocks. "I suddenly think what's so good about horses? It's still a donkey, it's cheap, you can drive, you can grind wheat, and the cry is still so dreamy... Ladies and gentlemen? Don't sit back and experience it? ”
Belch...
If it weren't for the fact that the person in front of him was the Son of Heaven, Lu Zhi really wanted to say a sentence - experience your sister...
The ministers are stupid... Stood stunned in place.
"If you don't want to experience it, let's go first!" Liu Hong, the son of heaven, waved his whip, and the donkey cart moved, not to mention... The two donkeys started to move, and although their steps were not large, their steps were quite steady.
"That's right." Liu Hong, the Son of Heaven, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly ordered the little yellow door beside him. "Let the concubines get ready. Tonight, I will go to sleep in whichever palace the donkey stops, and from now on, I will listen to the donkey! ”
As soon as these words came out, the three views were shattered.
Lu Zhi's eyes widened, and the eyes of the bureaucrats widened, they felt that they were old, this young majesty... It's so good at playing!
The city will play!
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