Chapter 105: Qifu Night Banquet (2)
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Zhang Mingyuan can't say why he likes to open a generation of famous generals so much, but he vaguely feels that no one is perfect, and the hero has no embarrassing history, so how can it work? How can it be worthy of the gossip psychology of the people thousands of years later? The revered hero is a little embarrassed that history fits the cutest image.
Zhang Mingyuan, who was squinting his eyes and waiting for the following, didn't hear the following for a long time, and couldn't help but be surprised, after opening his drunken eyes, the scene in front of him made him speechless.
Lei Wenlin and Sun Bowen were like two arrogant fighting cocks, with wide eyes, trying to push their necks forward, staring at each other, their big hands were clenched tightly, and they could vaguely hear the crackling sound of the oppressed knuckles being overwhelmed.
Zhang Mingyuan was in a hurry, and his painting style changed too quickly, and the jumping thinking of the two couldn't adapt to it for a while.
"II...... What is the matter with the two brothers? Could it be that the little brother has no mouth to hide......"
Before he finished speaking, the roar of wind and thunder poured straight into his ears.
"I'll say it first......" Sun Bowen was furious.
"Why did you say it first, I was the one who provoked the conversation first......" Lei Wenlin was not to be outdone.
"Joke, you have more information I know?" Sun Bowen sneered.
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Zhang Mingyuan was shocked, his newly ignited good impression of these two goods disappeared in an instant, and he couldn't guess what they were arguing about even if he scratched his scalp? Not only Zhang Mingyuan was stunned, but Qi Mingjiang and others on the side were also stunned, the good banquet was about to become a battlefield, what about the harmony and harmony? Say yes to feel at home? However, the stunned was stunned, and everyone still stared at the two with great interest, each with a sparkle in their eyes, generally speaking, the vignettes on the wine table were a prelude to the fear that the world would not be chaotic.
Zhang Mingyuan sighed silently, and gave his most sincere blessings to the most cheerful Qi Mingjiang who was dancing on the side.
"Fuck your mother's shit, at most you know that the scar on General Qi's right face was caused by his wife, but do you know the scar on General Qi's left face? Do you still know what happened on the second day after Madame finished applying the family law......" Lei Wenlin was complacent, and even took a sip of the wine bowl, wiped his mouth, and nodded frequently to everyone very arrogantly, and the well-informed person was full of demeanor.
"You...... You...... What's so great about you picking up the wall of General Qi's house? Sun Bowen's face was flushed with anger, and he pointed to Lei Wenlin's hand and trembled, perhaps he was frustrated that he didn't pick up the wall, and after a little wording, he said hatefully: "The uneducated old man will pick up the wall, and you don't look at who compiled the chapter-back novels such as 'Saber Tests the Peerless Sword, Mrs. vs. General Qi', which is quite popular outside today?" It's all Lao Tzu, it's all Lao Tzu, it's all Lao Tzu......"
After saying important things three times and living for two lifetimes, Zhang Mingyuan finally knew the source of this sentence...... At the same time, it is easy to guess what the tragic ending of these two goods will be tomorrow.
When the two of them were attacking each other, as the major explosive news surfaced one by one, the expressions of the melon-eating men were very exciting, from the initial interest, gradually turned to stunned, then to amazement, and then to ...... looked at General Qi's eyes and finally brightened, the story was very exciting, the plot was very touching, and finally ...... The courtyard suddenly lost its life, and the silence was maddening.
In silence...... Zhang Mingyuan's eyes were sharp, and he clearly saw that Qi Mingjiang's face was blue and red for a while, and then he stood up slowly, looking at the bright starry sky with his hands in his hands, as if he was silently exploring the profound mysteries of the universe.
Looking at the stunned appearance of the melon-eating men, Sun Bowen was very proud, swaying and shaking his legs to sweep the audience, and then left another sentence like a missing string: "...... ...... with me Fight, you ...... You're still tender, Qi ...... Family ......"
Syllable!
With a loud bang, the wine table was overwhelmed, and it collapsed violently, the plates shattered to the ground, and in the mess of cups and plates, a long figure ...... Staggering and unsteady, General Qi Mingjiang snorted, his clenched fists raised high, brushing around in the air, as if he had pulled a few messy Taoist demon slaying talismans......
Zhang Mingyuan nodded, the fun of the story is gradually increasing!
"Who...... Who said I was ...... Yuan Jing is afraid...... Henpecked? That's all rumors...... Biography, it's all the gossip of a despicable villain...... "Qi Ming will be in spirit, his face is rare to show a gorgeous and colorful look, he gritted his teeth hard, and said hatefully: "...... Miss me...... Seven feet ...... Big...... A good man conquered the battlefield and killed countless enemies...... Majestic, self-...... Naturally, the gods block and kill the gods, and the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddhas, how can they fall into the mouth of the villain? Husband...... Madame, just borrow her guts, she ...... Does she dare......"
Qi Mingjiang became more and more energetic, his body was shaky, and he became more and more lively, and finally shouted and scolded people to get the Zhangba spear, saying that Mrs. gave her face, robbed him of the limelight, and caused him to be misunderstood all day long......
General Qi is crazy, crazy completely, compared to him in his previous life, the classmate who had no clothes to wear in his previous life was simply a firefly daring to fight for the light of the sun and the moon?
Zhang Mingyuan closed his eyes silently, why do you bother? In less than three seconds, there is definitely ...... Surprise.
"One, two......"
The venue was quieter, and just when the melon-eating men were shocked to the ground, a loud shout came from behind them.
Then two rows of sassy and heroic female generals came out of the room, all dressed in stubborn and stubborn spirits, running towards the small courtyard in a standard military posture, a female general in big red armor behind the palace, holding a long sword with apricot eyes in anger, next to a young general dressed in the same red armor...... Xu Wan.
Zhang Mingyuan was shocked, and he didn't feel a bitterness in his mouth, Mrs. Qi is also a hero among the real women, and there is really a set of training men's mothers-in-law, how long has she been in Qi's mansion, Xu Wan has inevitably fallen into clichés, looking at the appearance, I am afraid that Mrs. Qi has been passed on seven or eight points, the gentle years are no more, and the sea of bitterness is coming...... I can't live!
In the stunned eyes of the guests, Mrs. Qi, who was smiling, could no longer hold back on her face, and turned her head to look at General Qi with infinite tenderness and affection, but there was a cold glow as sharp as a knife in her eyes.
After a while, Qi Mingjiang showed a look of frustration and slapped his thigh heavily: "Oops! Look at my memory, I should be on duty today, oops...... I'm old, and I'm so forgetful. ”
After speaking, under the stunned eyes of everyone, he turned around and hurriedly walked out, and did not forget to pull Zhang Mingyuan calmly before leaving...... Zhang Mingyuan swore that he could hear it clearly...... It's two loud shouts.
"Qi Yuanjing, stay with me, where to go?"
Zhang ...... Mingyuan, where to go? ”
Cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of the two, and they turned a deaf ear and accelerated their steps.
Whizzing.
The two of them stopped, their faces turned pale, and their legs trembled.
One meter away from the eyes of the two...... And less than half a meter away, on the wine table of Qifu, there were two flying swords, one into the wood...... One was crooked, the sword body trembled, it was obvious that two people threw it, and one of them needed to be strengthened.
The garden was full of sighs, tsk, Zhang Mingyuan dared to conclude that it was a conscience praise for the flying sword technique, the two looked at each other, and they both saw the charm of love from each other's eyes.
Mrs. Qi's regretful voice came slowly, mixed with the regret that the child could not be taught.
"Sister Wan, that shouting just now still seems to be lacking in strength......"
"Oh, got it, sister."
"And just now your hand strength is still too small, the strength is biased, you should be angry when you exert your strength, your arms should not be forced, and you rely on your wrists to be flexible......"
"Sister, is that so? I always feel like my arm should be ......"
"And don't hesitate when you put your sword, even if it's biased......"
"Sister, I remember."
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What a great and immortal on-site teaching, with people in front of it...... It's people, it's people.
Zhang Mingyuan wanted to cry without tears, he really regretted bringing her to the Qi Mansion, but it was too late, Xu Wan had already fallen into the clutches of Mrs. Qi, and the flying sword and the art of abusing her husband were afraid that she would be deeply passed on to Mrs. Qi.
General Qi Mingyuan and Zhang Mingyuan glanced at each other, it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time, flee quickly.
So, the two of them immediately made a decision and rushed forward......
The sound of Lei Wenlin and Sun Bowen crying and shouting came intermittently behind him, and the painful and sad voices made everyone who was immersed in the scene couldn't help but swish in the cold wind behind them.
Yes! The little ones don't dare anymore......
Madame spares her life......
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