Chapter 29: Bunny is so cute (the second update is delivered, ask for recommendation votes)
Entering the Thousand Buddha Hall, Cao Xiu was shocked by the eight hundred Arhat paintings on the east and west walls of the main hall, but he didn't have much heart to watch it.
After resigning from the lay disciple who had just asked the Dharma number, he walked to the corner of the east side.
In order not to attract attention, sit under the crimson pillar first.
The temple is dedicated to the Buddha of Viru, and at this moment, he is facing the side of the Buddha.
If you look in this direction, you can see the back door of the Buddha hall.
Outside the back door, there was indeed a courtyard, but the wall with black soil was not visible from the current direction.
Cao Wuniang is different from Song Caiwei, she is a woman with a hole in her brain, what if she was dazzled because of nervousness at the time, this is a big problem.
Not only that, but outside the courtyard, there was a little monk guarding it.
The little monk sat under the door, rhythmically knocking on the wooden fish with the Qianzhi.
Obviously, this is a sentry.
In this way, there must be someone in the room, and once the little monk's wooden fish is not knocked, the people in the room will be alert.
Well, the other party is really amazing.
However, on the other hand, it also shows that there are ghosts in the yard, and Cao Wuniang did not pit him this time.
But what to do?
The sky gradually darkened, and the puja in the Buddha hall began.
Cao Xiu suddenly thought that Song Caiwei and the others were still waiting outside.
Well, it's about dusk, and it's dusk now.
Do you have to wait for next time?
What happened in Yizhuang, I am afraid that it has already reached the ears of this group of thieves, and Cao Xiu can't wait.
Sitting up from the futon, while everyone was listening attentively to the lecture of the eminent monk, he leaned against the wall and quietly went to the back door.
There was a big banyan tree planted between the back door of the Buddha hall and the courtyard, Cao Xiu hid under the tree, and the little monk behind him did not notice him.
But he's also in trouble, and he doesn't know what to do.
At that moment, he felt something furry rubbing against him.
This frightened Cao Xiu, where would the big banyan tree be fluffy.
When I looked up, it was Cao Wuniang, who caught a black rabbit and looked at him with a smile.
"Sister, why are you here?"
Cao Xiu was a little strange.
Cao Wuniang jumped down, sat next to him, hugged the rabbit and said, "Everyone is very anxious when they see that you haven't come back, but Zhang Hu is too strong, Wu Chang and I can rest assured, and Cai Wei is easy to get lost, so I have to come by myself." ”
Say it as if you don't cheat.
Cao Xiu didn't dare to say this, for fear of being beaten.
He looked at the rabbit in Cao Wuniang's hand, and suddenly had a plan.
……
"How can it be, this is what I have worked so hard to catch."
"Sister, it's all for the overall situation."
"Bunny is so cute, how can you hurt it?"
"Sister, it's all for the overall situation."
"Would you say anything else than that?"
“……”
Cao Wuniang hugged the black rabbit, although she looked reluctant, but in the end she knocked the rabbit unconscious, but she found that the stunned rabbit was still so cute.
Cao Xiu glanced at her, hugged the rabbit on Cao Wuniang's body, and said with a smile: "Sister, in the future, I will accompany you with a nest of rabbits." ”
Cao Wuniang said: "I have this in my heart, don't try to play tricks." ”
Cao Xiu nodded and said, "Who am I, your godbrother, my character, don't you still believe it?" ”
"Oh, man."
Cao Wuniang turned her face away and ignored him.
It's just that after Cao Xiu left, she still had to sneak into the courtyard, which was the strategy that the two of them had just discussed.
Cao Xiu let go of the wind, and Cao Wuniang jumped over the wall to see the situation in the yard.
is the so-called matching of men and women, and they are not tired of working, although Cao Wuniang has some pitfalls, Cao Xiu still chooses to believe her.
The little monk sat under the door and looked at the door diligently.
When Cao Xiu walked over, he didn't notice.
"Little master?" With a kind smile, Cao Xiu slowly approached the little monk in front of him, who was less than thirteen years old.
He felt like a bad uncle who cheated on the lollipops in the hands of children.
"What do you have to do with this benefactor?" The little monk glanced up at him, and the movements in his hands did not stop.
Cao Xiu carried the black rabbit to him and said, "There is a rabbit here that has suffered from heat stroke......
After all, the little monk is a child's heart, and when he saw the rabbit in Cao Xiu's hand, he immediately laughed, "Wow, what a cute rabbit." Heat stroke? If you have a heat stroke, you will be sent to the abbot's room, and from here you will go straight, turn through the two moon gates, and then pass through a cloister......"
"Stop, stop, little master, you may not know, disciple, I'm a person - it's easy to get lost."
At this moment, Cao Xiu remembered Song Caiwei, the excuse of the road idiot really worked.
Then, he pointed to the Thousand Buddha Hall and said, "The festival is about to end, I just sneaked out to breathe, and my companion is still inside." Little master, this rabbit, can I trouble you? ”
The little monk was entangled: "But the little monk is here, the little monk is here......"
Cao Xiu said: "Isn't it just a wooden fish, the disciple will knock it for you." ”
At this moment, Cao Xiu put his identity very low, and put on a harmless expression, the little monk was also worried about the rabbit's condition, he was a good monk with compassion, and the most important thing was that the rabbit was really cute.
"Okay, but donor, when you knock the wooden fish, don't push too hard, and don't go too fast."
The little monk was finally convinced.
Cao Xiu nodded, the beat just now, as well as the strength, are all in mind, if he can't even knock the wooden fish well, then the actor's bowl of rice doesn't need to be eaten.
The little monk handed it to Cao Xiu Qianzhi, happily hugged the rabbit, and before leaving, he asked, "I forgot to ask the donor's legal name." ”
Cao Xiu knocked on Qianzhi, this is the first time to knock, it is impossible to be as familiar with the road as the little monk, so all his thoughts are on it, when the little monk asked, he subconsciously replied: "Quit color." ”
"Puff ......"
Out of nowhere, a woman's laughter was heard.
The little monk looked around, "Donor, did you hear it just now?" ”
Cao Xiu came back to his senses and said with a smile: "It should be the sound of a sow?" ”
Cao Wuniang, who was hiding behind the tree, glared at him and said hatefully: "You are the pig ......"
"Really?" The little monk was a little puzzled.
Cao Xiu said: "Let's go quickly, the little rabbit's condition is important." ”
"Oh, oh, the little monk takes his leave."
The little monk hugged the rabbit and ran away quickly.
Cao Xiu let out a long breath when he saw people walking away.
"Giggle, quit, cluck......"
Cao Wuniang jumped in front of him and smiled from ear to ear.
Cao Xiu ignored her and said, "You belong to a pigeon, huh?" Don't go in quickly, when the little monk comes back to his senses, we're all finished! ”
Cao Wuniang raised her eyebrows, as if she knew something terrible, "I'm going to tell Cai Wei your law name." ”
"You dare!"
"You're murdering me!"
"Sister, I was wrong, please come in quickly."
"Then you're still fierce about me?"
"Don't dare, don't dare to murder you anymore."
"Then you just admit that you killed me just now?"
“……”
Cao Xiu looked at the sky speechlessly, women are really troublesome!